Look, when I said I wanted the damn thing trimmed from 100 pages to 50 pages before I started editing it, I did not mean that it was OK for you to increase it to 120 pages before demanding that I devote the next week to cleaning it up. Why is this difficult for you to understand?
Sure, leave out the really interesting part of the story…being assaulted by a fellow motorist and the consequent trip to the police station to make my statement.