Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Yesterday, I fed mind_expander to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-800 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,