Dan Savage writes a frank and robust syndicated column every week in which he advises readers about sex acts which I usually have not even heard of before let alone ever participated in. But in this week’s column he has met his match: “rarely do I get a question about a subject, sex act, position, kink, or bodily fluid that I’ve never had the pleasure of addressing before. But your question, PWW, is definitely a first. And a treat! … That’s the kind of question I live for! I almost hate to admit it — I mean, I don’t want you to think I’m as sick a fuck as your grandmother is — but I was thrilled to receive your letter. Thrilled!”
Though in fairness there’s no real evidence that the grandmother is getting off on it.