US Army humo(u)r

The 213 things Sergeant “Skippy” Schwartz is no longer allowed to do:

I particularly liked:

#33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

#34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

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  1. Really, wouldn’t it be simpler if they just instituted a rule that said “No brown people allowed”?

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