The show is called “are you smarter than a 5th-grader”. Apparently in the course of the show our hero, Kellie Pickler, “was unsure whether or not a roadrunner was a bird, hoped that a foreign language might be English, stated she felt “really smart right now” after identifying that “watermelon” contains two E’s, said that a piccolo was a percussion instrument, stated that she thought Europe was a country but France was not, and decided that Franklin Pierce was a US president because her ears were pierced.”
Reminds me a bit of this.
And, because nothing counts unless it can be crassly quantified: Top ten stories? Bottom ten stories? Top five companions? Doctors in order of preference?