Stringers, by Chris Panatier (brief note)

Second paragraph of third chapter (first part; you don’t need it all):

I turned to the chapter on Strathspey flies where I kept my research list. Jumping off points for my nightly dives generally fell under one of the following topics, and quickly devolved from there.

Really awful. Not as funny as he thinks it is, by a long way. You can get it here.