Just in case you ever needed to know, there are 55 positive integers whose square root √n is less than or equal to their number of divisors τ(n).
√n < τ(n) in 53 cases, and in two cases √n = τ(n): 1 and 9.
They are:
| n | τ(n) | √n |
| 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 2 | 1.41 |
| 3 | 2 | 1.73 |
| 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 6 | 4 | 2.45 |
| 8 | 4 | 2.83 |
| 9 | 3 | 3 |
| 10 | 4 | 3.16 |
| 12 | 6 | 3.46 |
| 14 | 4 | 3.74 |
| 15 | 4 | 3.87 |
| 16 | 5 | 4 |
| 18 | 6 | 4.24 |
| 20 | 6 | 4.47 |
| 24 | 8 | 4.90 |
| 28 | 6 | 5.30 |
| 30 | 8 | 5.48 |
| 32 | 6 | 5.66 |
| 36 | 9 | 6 |
| 40 | 8 | 6.32 |
| 42 | 8 | 6.48 |
| 48 | 10 | 6.93 |
| 54 | 8 | 7.35 |
| 56 | 8 | 7.48 |
| 60 | 12 | 7.75 |
| 72 | 12 | 8.49 |
| 80 | 10 | 8.94 |
| 84 | 12 | 9.17 |
| 90 | 12 | 9.49 |
| 96 | 12 | 9.80 |
| 108 | 12 | 10.39 |
| 120 | 16 | 10.95 |
| 126 | 12 | 11.22 |
| 132 | 12 | 11.49 |
| 140 | 12 | 11.83 |
| 144 | 15 | 12 |
| 168 | 16 | 12.96 |
| 180 | 18 | 13.42 |
| 192 | 14 | 13.86 |
| 210 | 16 | 14.49 |
| 216 | 16 | 14.70 |
| 240 | 20 | 15.49 |
| 252 | 18 | 15.87 |
| 288 | 18 | 16.97 |
| 300 | 18 | 17.32 |
| 336 | 20 | 18.33 |
| 360 | 24 | 18.97 |
| 420 | 24 | 20.49 |
| 480 | 24 | 21.91 |
| 504 | 24 | 22.45 |
| 540 | 24 | 23.24 |
| 720 | 30 | 26.83 |
| 840 | 32 | 28.98 |
| 1260 | 36 | 35.50 |
Or to put it another way:
| n | τ(n) | √n |
| 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 2 | 1.41 |
| 3 | 1.73 | |
| 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 9 | 3 | |
| 6 | 4 | 2.45 |
| 8 | 2.83 | |
| 10 | 3.16 | |
| 14 | 3.74 | |
| 15 | 3.87 | |
| 16 | 5 | 4 |
| 12 | 6 | 3.46 |
| 18 | 4.24 | |
| 20 | 4.47 | |
| 28 | 5.29 | |
| 32 | 5.66 | |
| 24 | 8 | 4.90 |
| 30 | 5.48 | |
| 40 | 6.32 | |
| 42 | 6.48 | |
| 54 | 7.35 | |
| 56 | 7.48 | |
| 36 | 9 | 6 |
| 48 | 10 | 6.93 |
| 80 | 8.94 | |
| 60 | 12 | 7.75 |
| 72 | 8.49 | |
| 84 | 9.17 | |
| 90 | 9.49 | |
| 96 | 9.80 | |
| 108 | 10.39 | |
| 126 | 11.22 | |
| 132 | 11.49 | |
| 140 | 11.83 | |
| 192 | 14 | 13.86 |
| 144 | 15 | 12 |
| 120 | 16 | 10.95 |
| 168 | 12.96 | |
| 210 | 14.49 | |
| 216 | 14.70 | |
| 180 | 18 | 13.42 |
| 252 | 15.87 | |
| 288 | 16.97 | |
| 300 | 17.32 | |
| 240 | 20 | 15.49 |
| 336 | 18.33 | |
| 360 | 24 | 18.97 |
| 420 | 20.49 | |
| 480 | 21.91 | |
| 504 | 22.45 | |
| 540 | 23.24 | |
| 720 | 26.83 | |
| 840 | 32 | 28.98 |
| 1260 | 36 | 35.50 |
The number whose square root is smallest relative to its number of divisors is 12, whose 6 divisors are almost twice its square root of 3.45.
There, aren't you glad I told you?
Edited to add: Looks like I miscounted and there are only 54.
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