On the twelfth day of Christmas,
nhw sent to me…

Twelve brussels drumming
Eleven balkans piping
Ten alphabets a-leaping
Nine democrats dancing
Eight reviews a-milking
Seven nebulas a-swimming
Six caucasus a-librarything
Five hu-u-u-ugo awards
Four short stories
Three current affairs
Two les miserables
…and an ansible in a roger zelazny.
…and if the buyer’s lawyer has neglected to do so?