Le Mariage de Figaro, by Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais

Third act, scenes 1 and 2:

ACTE TROISIÈME

Le théâtre représente une salle du château appelée salle du trône, et servant de salle d’audience, ayant sur le côté une impériale en dais, et, dessous, le portrait du Roi.

Scène I
LE COMTE; PÉDRILLE, en veste, botté, tenant un paquet cacheté.

LE COMTE, vite: M’as-tu bien entendu ?

PÉDRILLE: Excellence, oui.
(Il sort.)

Scène II
LE COMTE, seul, criant: Pédrille ?

ACT THREE

A room in the castle known as the Throne Room which serves as an audience chamber. On one side there is a dais surmounted by a throne. Above it there is a picture of the King.

Scene I
Enter the COUNT and PEDRILLO, dressed for riding and holding a sealed package.

THE COUNT [sharply]: Did you hear what I said?

PEDRILLO: Yes, Your Excellency.
(He exits)

Scene II
THE COUNT (alone, shouting): Pedrillo?

I confess I have never got further into Mozart’s opera than playing the overture with the City of Belfast Youth Orchestra, and Voi che sapete as a clarinet exam piece, so came to the original Beaumarchais play without any particular expectations. I discovered fairly rapidly that my French wasn’t really up to the original and found a couple of helpful English translations, as well as this 2010 BBC Radio Three adaptation from 2010 starring Rupert Degas and Joannah Tincey.

It shows I guess how times change. This was a huge hit in 1778, and it depends on the humour of improbable deceptions and misunderstandings. Two different characters hide behind the same chair in Act I. In Act II, the Count breaks into his wife’s dressing room while his page jumps out the window and Figaro pretends it was him. In Act III, Figaro is about to be forcibly married to an older woman when it dramatically turns out that she is his long-lost mother. I really got lost in Act IV. In Act V the Countess and Figaro’s girlfriend Suzanne pretend to be each other, with hilarious consequences (at one point the Count aims to hit the Countess, who he thinks is Suzanne, but accidentally hits Figaro instead without noticing). It would require some very ingenious staging to make the various antics of the cast appear in any way realistic, and even then the humour depends a lot on swallowing and digesting eighteenth-century norms of the regulation of sex. Still, I’ve always liked Mozart and maybe I’ll give the opera a go some time. The better English translation is this one.

This was my top unread book acquired in 2014. Next on that pile is Kim Newman’s Dracula Cha Cha Cha.

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Moominvalley in November, by Tove Jansson

Second paragraph of third chapter:

Äckligt, viskade Filifjonkan och skakade sin trasa. Hon lyfte upp fatet och klev ut genom fönstret för att tvätta utsidan.“Horrid”, whispered Fillyjonk, and shook out her duster. She lifted up the bowl and climbed through the window to wash it from the outside.

The last of the Moomin books, this barely has the Moomins in it; instead six characters – the established Snufkin and Mymble, the Hemulen and Fillyjonk who may or may not be the same as earlier Hemulens and Fillyjonks, and the new characters Grandpa-Grumble and Toft, all congregate in the Moomins’ empty house in November. I had not read this one when I was a child, and I think a child reading it would be a bit bemused by the absence of the central characters. Of course it’s really about death and letting go; Jansson decided not to keep churning out Moomin stories but to write, in effect, about not writing any more. Each of the six protagonists has a little character arc; usually the smart reader can see pretty quickly what it is that they will be learning in the course of the short narrative. I must admit that I too missed the Moomin family, and I’m looking forward to returning to the other books of the series in due course. You can get it here.

This was my top unread book by a woman writer; next on that list is Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters.

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Virgins, Weeders and Queens, by Twigs Way

Second paragraph of third chapter:

The very nature of society in the eighteenth century meant that women were unlikely to become active designers, either professional or dilettante. However, the care and creation of their own gardens was something deemed an appropriate arena of action in a country increasingly dominated by the mores of the ‘polite society’. The garden could thus bring both cultural and artistic fulfilment to complement the more traditional releases of embroidery, drawing, music and conversation. For some women, such as Henrietta Knight, or Eleanor Butler and Sarah Ponsonby, the garden could also act as a release or retreat from the dictates of a society with which they had become frustrated or with which they found themselves in opposition. Other women saw the garden as part of their intellectual spheres, connecting them with cultural coteries revolving around the influential literati of the day. In the case of Jemima, Marchioness Grey, the intellectual and the domestic combined, as she developed the gardens at her family seat of Wrest Park in the fashions of the day, taking responsibility for designers, workmen and gardeners. Whatever their motive for embracing the world of the garden, or their involvement within it, a common thread runs through the gardening lives of almost all these women. For them the garden is not a place in which to parade the accomplishments of polite society but instead a place in which that society might be challenged or evaded. 2
2 I am grateful to Dr Stephen Bending for sharing his thoughts and research into women, gardens and retirement in eighteenth-century society with me at an early stage in my writing. His own academic research, funded by a Leverhulme Grant, will be available in 2006. Another study of the romantic aspect of female gardening is J.M. Labbe, ‘Cultivating One’s Understanding: the Female Romantic Garden’ in Women’s Writing, vol. 4, no. 1 (1997), pp. 37–57.

I knew the author back in 1990-91 when we were both postgraduate students at Clare College, Cambridge; Elizabeth de Clare, the college’s founder, gets a shout-out in the first chapter, and I’m glad to say that her devotion to gardening is carried on by the college to this day. I’m not a gardener myself, but many of my relatives (mostly female relatives) are, and I found this a fascinating examination of the role of gardening in a historical and gender context. There’s a lot of fascinating stuff here – the particular influence of queens and aristocratic women in creating gardens, which of course had a demonstration effect on other aspiring households; the way in which particular plants get transported from continent to continent; the gardening career of Jane Loudon, better known to sf fans as author of The Mummy!; the study of ferns being deemed acceptable for women, because they don’t reproduce through sex; and how particular plants got their names. 

Roses appear to be one of the worst flowers for taking the names of females who have had little or nothing to do with their breeding. Lady Hillingdon, the famous society hostess who is said to have coined the phrase ‘shut your eyes and think of England’, gave her name to a pale yellow rose. A climber by habit, Rosa ‘Lady Hillingdon’ is said to be dreadful in the bed but great against the wall. 

I thought this was great fun, well-documented and enlightening. You can get it here.

This was, shamefully, the non-fiction book that had lingered longest unread on my shelves. Next on that pile is The Politics of Climate Change, by Anthony Giddens.

Second round wrap-up

Congrats to , , and for calling both of yesterday's matches correctly.

Scores on the doors:

✔ N %
32 56 57%
25 50 50%
24 50 48%
23 42 55%
22 42 52%
15 24 63%
12 26 46%
11 21 52%
11 24 46%
10 14 71%
10 20 50%
8 13 62%
7 10 70%
7 17 41%
pseudomantid 6 9 67%
5 7 71%
3 3 100%
3 7 43%
3 9 33%
2 3 67%
2 5 40%
1 1 100%
1 2 50%
1 3 33%
1 4 25%
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Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, by James Finn Garner

Second paragraph of third chapter:

But their idyll was soon shattered. One day, along came a big, bad wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry in both a physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!”

Like a lot of people, I am dismayed that “political correctness” seems to have become a way of demonising the old-fashioned concept of civility. This book therefore could have been rather awful, but in fact it’s not too bad – yeah, it’s a bit of a one-joke book, but I think the satire is reasonably well-aimed and some of the stories are given rather better endings as a result. You can get it here if you want.

This was my top unread sf book (fairy tales count). Next on that pile is The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson.

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World Cup, Second Round, Day Five

No matches tomorrow, so no poll today, just congratulations to an unprecedented ten people who got both of yesterday’s results right: , , , , , , , , and me.

And crumbs, the Belgium match was just a bit more exciting in the second half than the first, wasn’t it???

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Monday reading blog

Current
The Way By Swann’s, by Marcel Proust
Weapons of Mass Diplomacy, by Abel Lanzac and Christophe Blain

Last books finished
Le Mariage de Figaro, by Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais
Rose de Paris, by Gilles Schlesser and Eric Puech
Robot Visions, by Isaac Asimov
The Complete Ice Age, by Brian M. Fagan
Discount Armageddon, by Seanan McGuire
Your Code Name is Jonah, by Edward Packard

Next books
Anno Mortis, by Rebecca Leven
Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters

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World Cup, Second Round, Day Four


You should be able to vote using your Facebook or Twitter account, even if you aren’t on Livejournal.

Well, yesterday was dramatic, wasn’t it? Most of us expected Croatia to beat Denmark (probably a bit more easily); only combined that with predicting a Russia win as well.

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Vasectomy, ten years on

I had a vasectomy just over ten years ago, at the end of June 2008. The reasoning was fairly simple. When you have two children with severe disabilities, it’s difficult not to conclude that something is up genetically. In any case I was 41, and we had three children and did not want any more. So the choice was between continued use of contraception, with the non-zero attendant risks of failure, or medical intervention.

And the fact is that a vasectomy is far less invasive than the equivalent procedures for people with wombs and Fallopian tubes, which involve major surgery. It is an uncomfortable day in outpatients followed by a few uncomfortable days of recovery, and then it’s over; and your mind is at rest. And you can’t really compare the discomfort of a few days of exceptionally tender groin swelling to the bodily disruptions of pregnancy and childbirth. (One interesting point on consent – the hospital needed Anne’s signature as well as my own before going ahead.)

In retrospect, I should not have scheduled the procedure for the week before I moved office. My testicles swollen to the size of grapefruit (well, maybe not quite that big, but it sure felt like it) I was reduced to sitting around, in a masterly but uncomfortable way, watching my colleague, aided by a helpful friend and young F (then aged eight), packing and then unpacking boxes and assembling newly bought IKEA furniture. Also, a few days earlier I had broken a back tooth on an olive stone, so I was in some distress at both ends.

But in the end, there are worse things in life. Fortunately we have the technology to safely control our own reproduction; and while not everyone may want to use it, we should strive to ensure that everyone is able to access it when they need it.

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World Cup, Second Round, Day Three


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Well done to , , and who all called the winners of both matches yesterday. I drew France and Portugal respectively in our London and Brussels office pools, so at least I still have one team in the running.

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