Secret Army, Season 1; and book

This post has been a long time brewing. I watched the whole of the 1970s series Secret Army, and the sequel series Kessler, during what we must now call the first lockdown in the summer, and thoroughly enjoyed it. But I did not get around to writing it up at the time. Now I’ve spurred myself into activity by getting and reading the four novels associated with the TV stories, and I’ll be writing them all up over the next few Mondays.

In case you didn’t know, it’s a series about Belgian resistance fighters during the second world war, specifically an organisation called Lifeline whose purpose was to get downed RAF men back to England by smuggling them through France to Spain. The first series was broadcast in September to December 1977, conteporary with the Doctor Who stories Horror of Fang Rock, The Invisible Enemy, Image of the Fendahl and The Sun Makers, and just before the first season of Blake’s 7.

In terms of internal narrative, however, the story starts with John Brason’s novel Secret Army. The second paragraph of its third chapter is:

It was bright and sunny when Pieter Pynas and two others were brought from the cells into the light, which made them blink and half-close their eyes momentarily. The trees, the sunny day, the twenty or thirty people, men and women, who stood around and chatted and smiled, made it all seem like a ghoulish garden party. The three men had no doubt of why they had been surfaced, nor were they disabused of the knowledge when they saw the wooden stakes and heard the tramp of soldiers’ feet on the garden gravel.

Yep, it’s as grim as that makes it sound. The book tells of how young Lisa Colbert loses her lover and family in the early days of the German invasion and occupation of Belgium, and then links up through her uncle, banker Gaston Colbert, and his friend Dr Keldermans, with innkeeper Albert Foiret who provides the cover that she needs to set up Lifeline. It actually has a lot more back-story than appears on the TV screen, and I think I’d recommend that the interested potential fan read the book first; it is entirely set before the action of the TV stories. (Unlike the other three books which are basically novelisations.) You can get it here.

So, the first series has 16 episodes and I am not going to write them all up here. I think for each series I’ll pick the most interesting three and say why I liked them. For this series. that’s the beginning, the end and one in the middle. Here are the opening titles and first scene from the very first episode.

The very first episode, Lisa – Codename Yvette, which as of this writing is available in its entirety here, sets up slightly odd expectations by including some of the action in England at the other end of Lifeline’s activities – we barely go back across the channel again, though I think the intention may have been to do that a bit more. My heart was delighted by some appearances from my favourite show:

To unpack that a bit: the British co-ordinator, who does not appear again, is played by Anthony Ainley, who was to become the Master on Doctor Who for the 1980s; Dr Keldermans, one of the regulars, is played by Valentine Dyall, who would also pay the Black Guardian; Gaston Colbert, Lisa’s uncle and another regular character, is played by James Bree, who had already played one of the bad guys in the 1969 Who story The War Games and would go on to have two more roles in the 1980s; and the chief baddie, SS officer Kessler, is played by Clifford Rose who turned up as leader of the slave traders in the 1980 Who story Warrior’s Gate.

But this tweet misses the main characters, who instead I’ll introduce via this clip from the end of the episode. Bernard Hepton as Albert and Angela Richards as his assistant and lover Monique bicker about his wife, bedridden upstairs; Yvette (Jan Francis) then brings in the purported British officer Curtis (Christopher Neame, was was also in the unbroadcast Who story Shada) to check his credentials. It’s a great establishment of the characters and set-up.

The episode was written by Willis Hall, best known in the 1960s as co-writer with Keith Waterhouse of Whistle Down the Wind, A Kind of Loving and Billy Liar. He moved on from this to Worzel Gummidge. The director was Kenneth Ives, who as I noted in my tweet was in the 1968 Who story The Dominators playing junior Dominator Toba. He switched to directing in 1973. No doubt the whole thing was closely revised by show-runners Gerald Glaister and John Brason.

The second episode I’m going to call out is the twelfth, A Hymn to Freedom. It’s not an especially good episode, but I found it very interesting because the central plot theme is that a minister in the puppet Belgian government installed by the Germans is planning to defect to the Allies. Now, the show claims that most of the incidents described are based on real events during the war. But in fact there was no puppet Belgian government installed by the occupiers; until the last few months in 1944, the Germans ruled through a military commander (Alexander von Falkenhausen, whose uncle had also been military governor of Belgium during the first world war and who was himself a former military advisor to Chiang Kai-Shek) and when they appointed a civilian administration it was also led by Germans. So Secret Army is lurching well into the counterfactual here. But I thought the exploration of the position of the central guest character, Hans Van Reijn (suspiciously Dutch rather than Flemish name, played by John Carson who weent on to be the archaeologist Ambril in the Doctor Who story Snakedance) was very interesting. He is a Flemish nationalist, but his assistant Hercule (Frank Barrie) is a Francophone, and I think there is a suggestion that their relationship is more than professional. Decide for yourself:

Isn’t that well done? I especially like the appearance of Hercule’s face in the mirror. There is also an infiltrator-of-the-week plot. But (spoilers here) Van Reijn’s plan is discovered by the Germans, and he learns his fate in a tense penultimate scene with SS officer Kessler, Luftwaffe Major Brandt (who is Kessler’s internal antagonist) observing in the background. And I’m throwing in the final scene in Van Reijn’s home as well.

This was again directed by Kenneth Ives, but the writer was Michael Chapman, his only Secret Army episode.

The first series ends on a high note, the episode Be The First Kid in Your Block to Rule the World, which is also one of those to get print treatment in the second Secret Army book (which I’ll look at in detail next time). Curtis by now has been in Brussels a bit too long, and the Germans are closing in. But just as the Germans are closing in on Albert and Monique at the Cafe Candide, Albert’s invalid wife intervenes dramatically (major major spoiler but great camerawork and acting):

I’ve cheated with this because in the show it is intercut with Curtis’s daring escape from the police net in Brussels by taking the place of the driver of a Hitler Jugend day trip to St-Nazaire and driving instead to Switzerland. Now, this is stretching credibility just a little bit – even the Hitler Jugend could presumably tell the difference between the landscape in western France and the Vosges, and to drive to the nearest point in Switzerland from Brussels takes five hours in a good car on today’s roads (I did it in the opposite direction in July), so the young Nazis have had a lot of time to work out what is going on. But as is often the case, I willingly suspended my belief. This is the moment when Curtis escapes Brussels with his unknowing cadre. Michael Culver was off with appendicitis that week, so instead of the regular Brandt, the Luftwaffe is represented by Reinicke played by Michael Wynne. The odious little Hitler Jugend chap is played by Adam Richens and the checkpoint guard by John Peel (but not either of the other John Peels as far as I know).

This episode is credited to series creator John Brason as the writer, with Viktors Ritelis as director – the latter was production assistant, but not credited, on the Doctor Who story we now call The Crusade, and his arm was actually seen in one shot with ants crawling up it because William Russell, the regular actor whose arm it was supposed to be, refused to do it. (Sadly that episode is lost.)

Anyway, the first series is largely a variation of the basic narratives of running a resistance organisation in an occupied country – Jews, double agents, a murder in France etc, with strong ensemble character work from the regular cast. Next series, things start to take a darker turn. But that’s for next Monday.

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Whoniversaries 26 October: Towers #4, Remembrance #4, Death #2, the O.K. Corral

i) births and deaths

None that caught my eye.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

26 October 1987: broadcast of fourth episode of Paradise Towers, In a final confrontation, both Pex and Kroagnon are killed, and the inhabitants of the Towers look forward to a new future.

26 October 1988: broadcast of fourth episode of Remembrance of the Daleks. Grand battle between the Dalek factions; the Doctor destroys Skaro and also forces the Black Dalek to explode.

26 October 2010: broadcast of second episode of Death of the Doctor (SJA). The Doctor is not dead after all! Hooray!

iii) historical event in canon

26 October 1881: The gunfight at the O.K. Corral, as witnessed by the First Doctor, Steven and Dodo in The Gunfighters (1966).

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August 2008 books

This is the latest post in a series I started last November, anticipating the twentieth anniversary of my bookblogging which will fall in 2023. Every six-ish days I've been revisiting a month from my recent past, noting work and family developments as well as the books I read in that month. I've found it a pleasantly cathartic process, especially in recent circumstances. If you want to look back at previous entries, they are all tagged under bookblog nostalgia.

We spent most of August in Loughbrickland as usual, catching the partial solar eclipse on our way over and the total lunar eclipse two weeks later.

F and I visited the Doctor Who exhibition in Earl's Court on the way over, I looked in on DWCon in Birmingham on the way back, and I finished the month at the Bled Forum in Slovenia.

In world news, this was the month of the South Ossetia war, bringing back sad memories of my visit to Tskhinvali in 2005.

Non-fiction 9 (YTD 45)
The Right Honorable Arthur MacMurrough Kavanagh: A Biography, by Sarah L. Steele
The Incredible Mr Kavanagh: A Triumph of the Human Spirit, by Donald McCormick
Born without Limbs: A biography of achievement, by Kenneth Kavanagh
Kavanagh MP: An Inspirational Story, by David Cohen

Doctor Who: the Unfolding Text, by John Tulloch and Manuel Alvarado
Teach Yourself to Learn a Language, by P.J.T. Glendening
A History of the Black Death in Ireland, by Maria Kelly
Liberal Democracy and Globalisation, compiled and edited by Graham Watson MEP and Katharine Durrant
1690: Battle of the Boyne, by Pádraig Lenihan

Non-Genre 1 (YTD 17)
Finding Time Again, by Marcel Proust

Scripts 3 (YTD 4)
The Office: The Scripts: Series 1, by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
The Office: The Scripts: Series 2, by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

The First Part of King Henry the Sixth, by William Shakespeare

SF (non-who) 9 YTD 30)
Teranesia, by Greg Egan
The Pilgrim's Regress, by C.S. Lewis
The Possibility of an Island, by Michel Houllebecq
The Seeds of Time, by John Wyndham
The Child Garden, by Geoff Ryman
The Faded Sun Trilogy, by C.J. Cherryh
The Execution Channel, by Ken MacLeod
Islands in the Net, by Bruce Sterling
The Carhullan Army, by Sarah Hall

Doctor Who 12 (YTD 156)
The Second Doctor Who Monster Book, by Terrance Dicks
The Adventures of K9 and Other Mechanical Creatures, by Terrance Dicks
Terry Nation's Dalek Special, compiled and edited by Terrance Dicks

Doctor Who – Time and the Rani, by Pip and Jane Baker
Doctor Who – Paradise Towers, by Stephen Wyatt
Doctor Who – Delta and the Bannermen, by Malcolm Kohll
Doctor Who – Dragonfire, by Ian Briggs

Doctor Who – Battlefield, by Marc Platt
Doctor Who – Ghost Light, by Marc Platt
Doctor Who – The Curse of Fenric, by Ian Briggs
Doctor Who – Survival, by Rona Munro

Escape Velocity, by Colin Brake

9200 pages (YTD 63,000)
7/34 (YTD 29/274) by women (gender of P.J.T. Glendening unknown)
None (YTD 6/274) by PoC (ethnicity of P.J.T. Glendening unknown)

Best and worst: the second series of The Office seemed to me somehow more coherent than the first and very nicely done; you can get the scripts here. Proust finishes on a high note; you can get the last volume here. On the other hand, the Bakers' novelisation of Time and the Rani is awful; if you want, you can get it here.

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Whoniversaries 25 October

broadcast anniversaries

25 October 1975: broadcast of first episode of The Pyramids of Mars. The Doctor and Sarah land in the future UNIT headquarters, the Scarman brothers’ family home, and encounter robotic mummies and various Egyptian relics.

25 October 1980: broadcast of first episode of Full Circle

25 October 1986: broadcast of fourth episode of Mindwarp (ToaTL #8). Peri is killed by brain transplant!!! (Or is she?) Her last appearance as a regular character anyway.

25 October 1989: broadcast of first episode of The Curse of Fenric. The Doctor and Ace, and also a Soviet military mission, land at Maiden’s Point during the second world war, and find themselves decoding ancient messages.

25 October 2010: broadcast of first episode of Death of the Doctor (SJA). The Doctor is reportedly dead; and Jo Jones, formerly Jo Grant, comes to pay her respects.

25 October 2014: broadcast of In the Forest of the Night. Trees have taken over the Earth.

Ordinary People (1980 film and 1976 book)

Ordinary People won the Oscar for Best Picture of 1980, and won three others, Best Director (Robert Redford), Best Supporting Actor (Timothy Hutton, the youngest ever winner in this category, as Conrad, presented by his co-star) and Best Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium (Alvin Sargent). It had only two other nominations, Judd Hirsch as Dr Berger also in Best Supporting Actor  and Mary Tyler Moore, beaten by Sissy Spacek for Best Actress.

The other Oscar-nominated films were The Elephant Man, which I have seen, and Coal Miner’s Daughter, Raging Bull and Tess, which I haven’t. Ordinary People is 15th and 20th on the respective IMDB lists, which is the worst collective ranking for any Oscar winner since Tom Jones. Apart from The Elephant Man, the other 1980 films I have also seen are The Empire Strikes Back (which won the Hugo), Airplane!, The Blues Brothers, The Elephant Man, Flash Gordon, 9 to 5 and Fame. I liked all of them more than Ordinary People. Here’s a trailer.

This is the story of an Illinois family which has been torn apart by the accidental death of the older of the two sons and the attempted suicide of the younger. (I think this is the second Oscar-winner set in Illinois, after The Sting.) Like Kramer vs. Kramer, last year’s winner, it features a mother walking out on her husband and son, though in this case she leaves at the end, not the beginning.

There are no crossovers with previous Oscar winners, previous Hugo winners or Doctor Who. It’s rare that I can say that. There are some actors who we will see again in the future, notably Adam Baldwin who plays one of the swim team.

OK, so what did I not like? Our old friend race again: 30% of the population of Lake Forest, Illinois are black (including Mr T), but none of them appears in the film that I can remember, certainly none has a speaking role. And with gender, as I said above, it’s just like last year: a story of the growth of the father and son with the mother walking out. And to be honest they are not just “ordinary” people, they are rather dull people as well.

I made one unfair judgement while watching it which I have had to retract after doing further research. When the incidental music started, I thought, oh no, Pachelbel’s bloody Canon in D again.

But it fact it turns out that Ordinary People was the first really popular film to use it as background music, as unpacked in this somewhat jargony but still funny article by Robert Fink. So I can’t really make this a genuine complaint.

The leads are all strong, even if I did not think all that much of their material. Can I be right in having childhood memories of being shooed out of the room when The Mary Tyler Moore Show came on TV? In any case, she is very strong as Beth, whose self-centredness becomes the detonator for the family.

Likewise Kiefer Donald Sutherland and Timothy Hutton as father and son Calvin and Conrad, both of whom manage to convey quit a lot with few words.

The best role for me was Judd Hirsch as the psychiatrist, friend, mentor and challenger for Conrad and also for his father. He was in the middle of his very successful run as the protagonist of the TV series Taxi at this point — a very different character. Often other people’s therapy sessions are about as interesting to hear about as other people’s dreams (see Annie Hall), but here it’s well written and drives the narrative.

And Elizabeth McGovern is luminous as Conrad’s girlfriend Jeannine.

But in the end, I just didn’t care for the characters or the story all that much, and it’s going three quarters of the way down my list, below last year’s Kramer vs. Kramer but ahead of Gone With the Wind.

I also read the original book by Judith Guest. The second paragraph of the third chapter is:

Abruptly he jumps up, walks to the end of the circular drive. Another thought nags at him, threatening to surface. He shrugs it off. Something unpleasant. Facing the house, he stares up at his bedroom window. In the early morning, the room is his enemy; there is danger in just being awake. Here, looking up, it is a refuge. He imagines himself safely inside; in bed, with the covers pulled up. Asleep. Unconscious.

As is often the case, I liked the book more than the film, but not a lot more. We get a lot more detail about the early life of Calvin, the father, who turns out to have been an orphan (mentioned only in passing in the film) which certainly gives him more depth and perhaps gives him more resources to deal with tragedy than Beth has. Jeannine is a more complete character (and she and Conrad have discreetly narrated sex in the last chapter). Beth herself remains unsatisfactory. You can get it here.

I’ve already seen that year’s Hugo winner, The Empire Strikes Back, and wrote up the following year’s Hugo winner, Raiders of the Lost Ark, a few months back, so next up will be Chariots of Fire.

1920s: Wings (1927-28) | The Broadway Melody (1928-29)
1930s: All Quiet on the Western Front (1929-30) | Cimarron (1930-31) | Grand Hotel (1931-32) | Cavalcade (1932-33) | It Happened One Night (1934) | Mutiny on the Bounty (1935, and books) | The Great Ziegfeld (1936) | The Life of Emile Zola (1937) | You Can’t Take It with You (1938) | Gone with the Wind (1939, and book)
1940s: Rebecca (1940) | How Green Was My Valley (1941) | Mrs. Miniver (1942) | Casablanca (1943) | Going My Way (1944) | The Lost Weekend (1945) | The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) | Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) | Hamlet (1948) | All the King’s Men (1949)
1950s: All About Eve (1950) | An American in Paris (1951) | The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) | From Here to Eternity (1953) | On The Waterfront (1954, and book) | Marty (1955) | Around the World in Eighty Days (1956) | The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) | Gigi (1958) | Ben-Hur (1959)
1960s: The Apartment (1960) | West Side Story (1961) | Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | Tom Jones (1963) | My Fair Lady (1964) | The Sound of Music (1965) | A Man for All Seasons (1966) | In the Heat of the Night (1967) | Oliver! (1968) | Midnight Cowboy (1969)
1970s: Patton (1970) | The French Connection (1971) | The Godfather (1972) | The Sting (1973) | The Godfather, Part II (1974) | One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) | Rocky (1976) | Annie Hall (1977) | The Deer Hunter (1978) | Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)
1980s: Ordinary People (1980) | Chariots of Fire (1981) | Gandhi (1982) | Terms of Endearment (1983) | Amadeus (1984) | Out of Africa (1985) | Platoon (1986) | The Last Emperor (1987) | Rain Man (1988) | Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
1990s: Dances With Wolves (1990) | The Silence of the Lambs (1991) | Unforgiven (1992) | Schindler’s List (1993) | Forrest Gump (1994) | Braveheart (1995) | The English Patient (1996) | Titanic (1997) | Shakespeare in Love (1998) | American Beauty (1999)
21st century: Gladiator (2000) | A Beautiful Mind (2001) | Chicago (2002) | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) | Million Dollar Baby (2004, and book) | Crash (2005) | The Departed (2006) | No Country for Old Men (2007) | Slumdog Millionaire (2008) | The Hurt Locker (2009)

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  • Fri, 18:23: 220 days of plague https://t.co/BuwQeBxwbV
  • Fri, 19:14: Belgian (especially Brussels) folks – I am thinking of going to the new exhibition at the Royal Library this weekend while museums are still open – let me know by message if interested in joining. https://t.co/erdsHGZzKN
  • Fri, 20:48: RT @AFP: A statue of a woman by Lebanese artist Hayat Nazer — made out of broken glass, rubble and a damaged clock marking the time (6:08…
  • Sat, 09:30: Whoniversaries 24 October: Robert Sloman, The Woman Who Lived https://t.co/Jg25CxNbko
  • Sat, 09:36: RT @AdeAdepitan: In August @WHO declared Africa free from Wild polio virus! I’m so happy children in the region are no longer in danger of…
  • Sat, 09:41: “Debate continues over why the UK reacted like it did. Was this genuine anger, or a contrived piece of theatre to mask the fact that Boris Johnson had pinpointed the summit as the deadline for an agreement and failed to get one?” We must be careful not to overanalyse! https://t.co/1EB2ETmLyL
  • Sat, 10:45: RT @bjhbfs: I suspect that in five years time, there will still be no border poll, and Sinn Féin will still be telling people there needs t…

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Whoniversaries 24 October: Robert Sloman, The Woman Who Lived

i) births and deaths

24 October 2005: death of Robert Sloman, who co-wrote The Dæmons (Third Doctor, 1971), and was credited as sole author of The Time Monster (Third Doctor, 1972), The Green Death (Third Doctor, 1973), and Planet of the Spiders (Third Doctor, 1974) – the season finales for all but the first of the Pertwee years.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

24 October 2016: Broadcast of The Woman Who Lived, in which Ashildr from last week's episode turns out to be still alive and young in the 17th century, now going by the name of "Me". Aliens and a highwayman as well.

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220 days of plague

Back in June, I wrote the last in a series of posts about the overall situation, 100 days after the lockdown was imposed in March and as things were gradually lightening up. I was pretty optimistic that we’d seen the worst of the situation by then.

Well, things have not developed particularly well. After a couple of months when numbers stayed fairly low, and with a mild hump in early August which seemed to have mostly gone away by the end of the month, September saw a new rise of the number of cases, with a slowdown at the end of the month but then a further rise in October. 

We’re now at the highest recorded level of actual cases; numbers in hospital and ICU, as of today, are the same as on 29/27 March respectively (on the way up) and 19 April/5 May (on the way down). There’s some evidence of the rate of increase declining, but as MAD Magazine once put it, that doesn’t mean “less”, it means “less more”.

So it wasn’t a big surprise when we learned last Friday, seven days ago, that all restaurants, cafes and bars would close on Monday, and teleworking would become obligatory where possible. (As a family we clustered around the dinner table to watch the new prime minister’s announcement on my iPhone; reminiscent of my father’s story about the announcement of WW2 on the family radio.)

It was the end of a somewhat crappy week anyway. I stupidly left my iPad on the train on my way in to work on Monday morning; the “Find My” app on my phone showed that it had got to Maastricht in the Netherlands by lunchtime, so I guess I will never see it again. Tuesday morning was lost to the bureaucracy of filing the report. On Saturday I spotted a cheap fifth generation iPad Pro at the FNAC in in Louvain-la-Neuve, so drove to the concrete jungle 25 km south of here to grab it before someone else did. (It actually works much better than the old one did!)

But I’d had a good week of lunches at three favourite Brussels restaurants before they all closed — just to record them, La Deuxième Elément with a couple of work colleagues on Monday, La Brasserie du Quartier Léopold with a Balkan friend on Tuesday, and the Indian Spicy Grill with an EU official on Wednesday (when I already suspected that it might be a while before I was in the office again). All closed now, alas. I took a photo of my tartare on Tuesday just because I liked the presentation. Now the picture will be nostalgia for better days.

Italian steak tartare (with slivers of Parmesan)

Italian steak tartare (with slivers of Parmesan)

So, I’ve had another week of working from home, and frankly have not really got into the swing of it yet. Earlier in the year when the weather was good, it was fairly easy to break up work with exercise — that’s getting more difficult now that winter is closing in and the weather is becoming changeable. I will adapt in the end, as people do; I am just recording that it’s a tough start.

One thing that is less tough than in the spring: we have no new restrictions on seeing the girls. U can still come home for five days a fortnight (Wednesdays and alternate weekends) and we’re still able to see B (indeed Anne saw her today). Their residential centre explained that they have much more protective gear than in the spring, so for now they are simply keeping up existing precautions. (But U will not be going to school for the time being.)

We are told that the new restrictions will remain in place for a month, and further curbs on sports and cultural gatherings were announced this morning. Personally, I’ll be pleasantly surprised if we are out of it by Christmas. 

Hope to see you then.

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Whoniversaries 23 October: Myth Makers #2, Hand of Fear #4, The Mad Woman in the Attic #2

broadcast anniversaries

23 October 1965: broadcast of “Small Prophet, Quick Return”, the second episode of the story we now call The Myth Makers. Odysseus demands that the Doctor use his abilities to destroy Troy; Vicki is renamed Cressida by Priam; Steven is captured by the Trojans.

23 October 1976: broadcast of fourth episode of The Hand of Fear. Eldrad discovers that the planet Kastria is dead, and the Doctor manages to dispose of him. Then comes the mysterious ‘call from Gallifrey’, and – sob! – Sarah Jane Smith leaves after almost three years. Will they ever bring her back, do you think?

23 October 2008: answering that question, broadcast of second episode of The Mad Woman in the Attic (SJA). It turns out that the mysterious Eve had allowed Rani to wish Sarah, Luke and Clyde out of existence; Eve’s parent Ship undoes the wish.

Edited to add

23 October 2022: broadcast of The Power of the Doctor, last episode of the Thirteenth Doctor’s era.

Thursday reading

Current
Titus Groan, by Mervyn Peake
This Must be the Place, by Maggie O'Farrell
Wild Life, by Molly Gloss

Last books finished
Secret Army Dossier, by John Brason
The Tropic of Serpents, by Marie Brennan
Ordinary People, by Judith Guest
Secret Army: The End of the Line, by John Brason

Next books
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values, by Robert M. Pirsig
Borderline, by Mishell Baker

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  • Thu, 10:45: Ah, the old argument that you help the poor by giving them less money. https://t.co/rD12l6F4rU
  • Thu, 10:55: RT @michelzaffran: Polio eradication takes commitment from vaccinators, activists, community mobilizers, teachers, nurses, imams, priests,…
  • Thu, 11:01: RT @bbcdoctorwho: A very happy birthday to Sir Derek Jacobi, who played an electrifying regeneration of the Master in 2007! ⚡️ https://t.co
  • Thu, 11:17: RT @njj4: @nwbrux If you give poor people money/food/respect/opportunities, it will just reward them for being poor in the first place. The…

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Whoniversaries 22 October: Derek Jacobi, K9 joins the TARDIS, both Torchwood and Class begin

i) births and deaths

22 October 1938: birth of Sir Derek Jacobi, who has played the Master in both the TV story Utopia (2007) and the webcast Scream of the Shalka (2003) as well as the central character in the Big Finish 'Unbound' audio Deadline (also 2003).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

Two different spinoff series launched on 22 October, ten years apart!

22 October 1966: broadcast of third episode of The Tenth Planet. The Doctor is taken ill; Cutler decides to launch the Z-Bomb.

22 October 1977: broadcast of fourth episode of The Invisible Enemy. The Doctor manages to kill off the virus with antibodies before it can swarm; and K9 leaves with the Tardis.

22 October 2006: broadcast of Everything Changes and Day One, the first two episodes of the first series of Torchwood. Everything Changes is the one where Gwen joins the team (also therefore first appearance of Rhys, Owen, and Ianto, and return appearances from Jack and Tosh). Day One is the one with the sex-fuelled alien.

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22 October 2007: broadcast of second episode of Warriors of Kudlak (SJA). Luke and Clyde rescue the other captured children; Sarah and Maria then rescue Luke and Clyde, and the whole war turns out to be a mistake.

22 October 2009: broadcast of first episode of The Mad Woman in the Attic (SJA). The eponymous woman is Rani, fifty years in the future in a devastated future Earth. She tells the story of how this happened, when she and an old friend investigated a spooky derelict funfair…

22 October 2016: broadcast of For Tonight We Might Die and The Coach With the Dragon Tattoo, the first two episodes of under-rated spinoff Class. In the first episode, the mysterious Doctor charges four young earthlings, and an incognito alien prince and his minder, with protecting Coal Hill School and syrroundings. In the second, it turns out there is more than there seems to the sports coach…

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Time Lord Victorious: Defender of the Daleks, Master Thief/Lesser Evils

As mentioned yesterday, I'm following the multi-platform Doctor Who "event", Time Lord Victorious, with great interest. Yesterday it was webcasts and a book; today it's comics and audios

Second frame for page three of each of the two volumes of Defender of the Daleks:, written by Jody Houser, art by Roberta Ingranata, colours by Enrica Eren Angiolini (NB an all-woman team):

I really liked this. We start promisingly with the Doctor pursued to various destinations by the Daleks, who he eventually allows to bring him to their HQ. There he meets a battered Dalek strategist, with whom he strikes an unlikely alliance against the Hond, a slightly crap monster which the Daleks are still scared of. I am reminded of my friend Ian's quip:

For the very first time, I managed to get the Kindle on my iPad to scroll through the comic frame by frame. Apparently this is standard for ebooks these days. Just brilliant.

And, sorry for spoilers but you sort of know it's going to happen, it makes the start of the final act all the more vivid:

I loved this more than I expected and perhaps more than it deserved, and I'm also not really clear how it fits the overall narrative, but you can judge for yourself by getting the first volume here and the second volume here.

In addition, Big Finish have released a double audiobook featuring the Master, both read by Jon Culshaw: "Master Thief" by Sophie Iles, with the Delgado incarnation, and "Lesser Evils" by Simon Guerrier with the Ainley version. Here's a short trailer:

In the first story, the Master attempts to infiltrate The Repository, a secure vault, to steal a map for some unexplained reason; in the second, he enounters one of the death-dealing Kotturuh, bringing immortality to an unblemished planet. Fan reaction has been generally positive, particularly to Culshaw's impressive summoning of the characterisation of both Delgado and Ainley in their different ways. I'm afraid I was a bit more meh, I found the first story a slightly by-the-numbers heist yarn, and while I loved the second story's sense of place and character, I didn't quite understand the ending – went back and listened several times, and still didn't get it. They were certainly both enjoyable enough for me to stick with the ongoing revelations for a bit longer, and I do hope that we see a bit more of the Master (or indeed Missy). You can get it here direct from Big Finish.

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Whoniversaries 21 October: Alan Rowe, Peter Moffatt, Abominable Snowmen #4, Pirate Planet #4, Rosa

i) births and deaths

21 October 2000: death of Alan Rowe who played Evans and the voice of Space Control in The Moonbase (Second Doctor, 1967), Edward of Wessex in The Time Warrior (Thrd Doctor, 1973-74), Skinsale in Horror of Fang Rock (Fourth Doctor, 1977) and Garif in Full Circle (Fourth Doctor, 1980).

21 October 2007: death of Peter Moffatt, who directed State of Decay (Fourth Doctor, 1980), The Visitation (Fifth Doctor, 1982), Mawdryn Undead (Fifth Doctor, 1983), The Five Doctors (Fifth Doctor era, 1983), The Twin Dilemma (Sixth Doctor, 1984) and The Two Doctors (Sixth Doctor era, 1985).

21 October 2009: death of Chris D'Oyly-John who worked in various production capacities on fifteen Classic Who stories from The Ark (First Doctor, 1966) to The Talons of Weng-Chiang (Fourth Doctor, 1977).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

21 October 1967: broadcast of fourth episode of The Abominable Snowmen. Victoria is hypnotised by Padmasambhava; the monks evacuate; and the Intelligence grows in physical manifestation.

21 October 1978: broadcast of fourth episode of The Pirate Planet. Xanxia killes the Captain; the Mentiads destroy her and the bridge; and the Doctor and Romana convert the remains of the planet Calufrax into the second segment of the Key to Time.

21 October 2019: broadcast of Rosa. The Doctor and team find themselves in civil-rights era Alabama.

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Time Lord Victorious: the UNIT Field Logs; and The Knight, the Fool and the Dead, by Steve Cole

In the absence of televised Who, the BBC and the other main spinoff creators (Big Finish, Titan Comics, etc) are getting together and producing a linked set of stories under the banner Time Lord Victorious which "will tell a new and untold story, set within the Dark Times at the start of the universe, when even the Eternals were young". I'm going to do my best to follow and post about them here as I get through them. Here's the initial teaser trailer:

The start is not all that promising – a series of four short videos in which UNIT is mysteriously assailed by a Time Fracture. Here they are. (No credits for the actors or writers or directors.)




More digestibly, the next installment that I got to is the first of several new novels – Stephen Cole's The Knight, the Fool and the Dead. The second paragraph of the third chapter is:

And was he aiming for the robot, thought the Doctor, or for me?

The book brings the Tenth Doctor, just after anointing himself as "Time Lord Victorious" in The Waters of Mars, to the earliest stages of the universe, a time before death, where he encounters Brian the Ood assassin, a girl called Estinee, and the mortality-inducing Kotturah, who the Doctor needs to deal with. Cole is one of the better Who writers out there, and I think this is an excellent launch for the entire Time Lord Victorious sequence – I see other keener reviewers regretting that they did not read it before other installments, so I guess the answer is to do as I did and read it first. You can get it here.

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Whoniversaries 20 October

i) births and deaths

20 October 1929: birth of Colin Jeavons, who played Damon in The Underwater Menace (Seocnd Doctor, 1967) and George Tracy in K9 and Company (1981)

20 October 1941: birth of Anneke Wills, who played Polly Wright, companion of the First and Second Doctors, from 1966 to 1967. I do recommend her autobiographies.

20 October 1942: birth of Caroline Hunt,who played the TARDIS crew's ally Danielle in The Reign of Terror (First Doctor, 1964) and a mind probe technician in Frontier in Space (Third Doctor, 1973).

20 October 2008: death of John Ringham who played Tlotoxl in The Aztecs (First Doctor, 1964), Josiah Blake in The Smugglers (First Doctor, 1966), and Robert Ashe in Colony in Space (Third Doctor, 1971).

20 October 2009: death of Hubert Rees who played the Chief Engineer in Fury from the Deep (Second Doctor, 1968), Captain Ransom in The War Games (Second Doctor, 1969), and Stevenson in The Seeds of Doom (Fourth Doctor, 1976).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

20 October 1979: broadcast of fourth episode of City of Death, the one with John Cleese, Eleanor Bron, and the punch that saves the universe. Really, if you haven't seen it, you ought to.

20 October 2008: broadcast of first episode of Secrets of the Stars (SJA). A mysterious astrologer is able to tell Sarah Jane's history with the Doctor; Clyde appears to be under his influence.

iii) date specified in canon

20 October 1901: The cargo ship Lankester is sailing from Madagascar to New Orleans with passengers including the Sixth Doctor, Peri and some even stranger entities – as told in the Big Finish audio Cryptobiosis (2005).

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Carmilla, by J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Second para of third chapter:

Nothing remained to assure us that the adventure had not been an illusion of a moment but the young lady, who just at that moment opened her eyes. I could not see, for her face was turned from me, but she raised her head, evidently looking about her, and I heard a very sweet voice ask complainingly, “Where is mamma?”

I read this in advance of a discussion at Octocon the otehr weekend. It’s a classic vampire story from 1872, 26 years before Le Fanu’s fellow-countryman Bram Stoker wrote Dracula. It’s a much shorter book; the protagonist is a young Anglo-Styrian noblewoman, Laura, whose friend Carmilla is not quite what she seems. Carmilla’s vampirism is pretty clearly a lesbian seduction as well; there are a lot of interesting parallels with Dracula, including the first person narrative, sleepwalking, the symptoms of vampirism and the expert who comes in to solve it all (Baron Vordenburg here is the precursor to Van Helsing). The ending is not executed all that gracefully (too much of the important action is offscreen), but otherwise it’s a fun, quick read. You can get it here.

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Whoniversaries 19 October: Paradise Towers #3, Remembrance of the Daleks #3, Vault of Secrets #2

19 October 1987: broadcast of third episode of Paradise Towers. Mel is rather implausibly rescued by Pex; the Caretaker is munched by Kroagnon; and the Doctor taken by the Cleaners.

19 October 1988: broadcast of third episode of Remembrance of the Daleks. The Hand of Omega is dug up and the rival Dalek factions start to slug it out in the school.

19 October 2010: broadcast of second episode of The Vault of Secrets (SJA). Androvax is imprisoned in the Vault, the aliens leave and Gita's memory is erased so that she is not troubled by blief in aliens.

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Colin Wilkie, 1934-2020

Very sorry to learn that the singer-songwriter Colin Wilkie left us today, at the age of 86. His wife and long-time performance partner Shirley Hart went before him, in August last year. They were folk musicians who made a reputation in the UK in the early 1960s, eventually settling in Germany in 1966 where they integrated into their new home while also becoming informal ambassadors for their home culture.

I particularly loved them because in the summer of 1986, when I had an accommodation crisis, they took me in, no questions asked, as an non-paying guest in their home for two months. Their son Vincent, now a musician in his own right, was travelling so I was able to stay in his room. I was 19 and must have been really annoying.

But Colin was always mellow, especially after his evening joint – the first time I’d seen anyone use marijuana. Their household also included a cat, by the name of Pink Floyd, who enjoyed the attention I gave. (“Do you think it’s legal”, Colin asked Shirley, indicating me and Pink Floyd, “for a chap to marry a cat?”) I taught them to play Dampfross, the German version of the great boardgame Railway Rivals, and Shirley won every time. (“Next thing”, said Colin, indicating me to Shirley, “he’ll suggest we start playing for money.”) In return they demonstrated the virtues of hospitality and generosity. And they had a wonderful collection of novels of varying degrees of quality.

Shirley’s vocal chord problems meant that she wasn’t performing professionally, but they would occasionally do a bit of jamming in the evening, to keep their hand in. Colin had a regular weekly TV spot. as well. Sadly there is no video of them together, but here’s an audio of their performance of “The Family of Man”, one of their standard numbers, matched with pictures of the two of them at the height of their career.

Here’s Colin on his own performing “One More City” in 2003.

I lost touch with them after I left Germany in 1986, but was very glad to renew contact with Colin via Facebook in the last few years. They were a tremendous couple, and the world is poorer without them.

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July 2008 books

July 2008 began very painfully. At the very end of June I had a vasectomy, and with somewhat imperfect timing moved office a few days later, thinking I would have recovered over the weekend. No. My testicles were swollen to the size of a tennic ball (felt much bigger) and I could barely walk. My gallant intern D and neighbour J did most of the packing up of the old office, and young F joined in the trip to IKEA and putting furniture together. I should also chronicle that the first external visitor to the office was A, who then worked for AP across the corridor but shortly after moved downstairs to Bloomberg, where she has been ever since. Here is D, screwdriver at the ready, wishing I would start helping her rather than sitting in the comfy chair taking photos.

More cheerfully, Anne's brother R married V. I attended the civil ceremony in Etterbeek Town Hall.

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And we all attended the religious ceremony in the Église Sainte-Croix (the one off Place Flagey) a week later.

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F had his ninth birthday at the end of the month, and two friends came round to meet the star attraction.

I had a day trip to London at the end of the month, and on 1 August we set off for our summer holiday.

Non-fiction 4 (YTD 36)
Why I am not a Christian, and other essays on religion and related subjects, by Bertrand Russell
The Periodic Table, by Primo Levi
The Cruise of the R.Y.S. Eva, by Arthur (McMurrough) Kavanagh
A History of India, by John Keay (did not finish)

Non-Genre 3 (YTD 16)
Collected Short Stories, by E.M. Forster
The History of Richard Calmady, by "Lucas Malet" (Mary St Leger Kingsley Harrison)
A House for Mr Biswas, by V.S. Naipaul

SF (non-Who) 3 (YTD 21)
Children of the Atom, by Wilmar H. Shiras
Farthing, by Jo Walton
PEACE, by Gene Wolfe

Doctor Who 24 (YTD 144)
Doctor Who and the Visitation, by Eric Saward
Doctor Who – Arc of Infinity, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Snakedance, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Mawdryn Undead, by Peter Grimwade
Doctor Who – Terminus, by John Lydecker / Steve Gallagher
Doctor Who – Enlightenment, by Barbara Clegg
Doctor Who – The King's Demons, by Terence Dudley
Doctor Who – The Five Doctors, by Terrance Dicks

Doctor Who – Warriors of the Deep, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – The Awakening, by Eric Pringle
Doctor Who – Frontios, by Christopher H. Bidmead
Doctor Who – Resurrection of the Daleks, by Paul Scoones
Doctor Who – Planet of Fire, by Peter Grimwade

Doctor Who – The Twin Dilemma, by Eric Saward
Doctor Who – Attack of the Cybermen, by Eric Saward

Doctor Who – Vengeance on Varos, by Philip Martin
Doctor Who – The Mark of the Rani, by Pip and Jane Baker
Doctor Who – The Two Doctors, by Robert Holmes
Doctor Who – Timelash, by Glen McCoy
Doctor Who – Revelation of the Daleks, by Jon Preddle
Doctor Who – The Mysterious Planet, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Mindwarp, by Philip Martin
Doctor Who – Terror of the Vervoids, by Pip and Jane Baker
Doctor Who – The Ultimate Foe, by Pip and Jane Baker

6,000 pages (YTD 53,800)
7/34 by women (YTD 22/240)
2/34 by PoC (YTD 6/240) – NB that Glen McCoy was the first non-white writer of Doctor Who.

Top books of the month: The Periodic Table, by Primo Levi, which you can get here, and Richard Calmady, which you can get here. Worst of the month,and in the running for worst Doctor Who book ever, was Doctor Who – The Twin Dilemma, which if you really want you can get here.


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Whoniversaries 18 October: An Unearthly Child [recording], Planet of Evil #4, Meglos #4, Mindwarp #3

i) births and deaths

18 October 1933: birth of Edward Brayshaw, who played revolutionary Léon Colbert in the story we now call The Reign of Terror (First Doctor, 1964) and the War Chief in The War Games (Second Doctor, 1969).

ii) production and broadcast anniversaries

18 October 1963: Studio recording for "An Unearthly Child" (the version that was broadcast).

18 October 1975: broadcast of fourth episode of Planet of Evil. The Doctor clears the antimatter from the ship and restores Sorenson (who doesn't really deserve it in my view) to his normal self.

18 October 1980: broadcast of fourth episode of Meglos. The Doctor frustrates the evil cactus's plans, Brotadac accidentally destroys Zolfa-Thura, and the Deons and Savants agree to get along better in future.

18 October 1986: broadcast of third episode of Mindwarp (ToaTL #7). Brain transplants and battles; Peri is captured and prepped for her 'orrible fate.

18 October 1989: broadcast of third episode of Ghost Light (the last episode made of Old Who). Light is displeased; the women turn to stone; Control turns into a woman; and I'm sure it made sense to me when I watched it.

18 October 2010: broadcast of first episode of The Vault of Secrets (SJA).

18 October 2011: broadcast of second part of The Man Who Never Was, the very last ever episode of the Sarah Jane Adventures (sob).

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The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

The Empire Strikes Back won the Hugo for Best Dramatic Presentation in 1981. The other finalists were Cosmos: A Personal Voyage (the Carl Sagan TV series); the glorious Flash Gordon movie, which Ian wrote about only yesterdayThe Lathe of Heaven (TV adaptation) and The Martian Chronicles (TV series). It was actually quite unusual for TV to get a majority of the spots on the Hugo ballot around this time. It's also a bit surprising not to see The Shining, Friday the 13th or Superman II on the list. I suspect that if I'd been voting in 1981, I'd probably have been caught up in the hype and voted for this one too.

This is the first (but not the last) sequel to win the Hugo, and not surprisingly we have a lot of returnees from previous Hugo (and Oscar) films; I'm also going to note the few Doctor Who crossovers. In order of billing, here's Mark Hamill, now 29 instead of 26.

Here's Harrison Ford, now 37 instead of 34 (and coming back next year in Raiders of the Lost Ark):


Here's Carrie Fisher, now 24 instead of 21:

Anthony Daniels, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Peter Mayhew and Kenny Baker are all back as well, but we don't see any of their faces. We do see the face of Alec Guinness, who we also saw in Lawrence of Arabia and Bridge on the River Kwai.


Less famously, Denis Lawson returns as fighter pilot Wedge Antilles.

John Hollis, who is Lando's aide Lobot here, was a dimly seen Elder of Krypton in Superman two years ago, but also played Professor Sondergaard in the Doctor Who colonialism parable The Mutants in 1972:

Julian Glover is General Veers here; he was previously nasty Northerton in 1963 Oscar-winner Tom Jones. At about the same time as The Empire Strikes Back, he was Count Scarlione/Scaroth, Last of the Jagaroth in the great Doctor Who story City of Death, and also King Richard the Lion-Heart in the 1964 First Doctor story that we now call The Crusade.


Michael Shear, who plays Admiral Ozzel here, was a true Doctor Who stalwart, having played played Rhos in The Ark (First Doctor, 1966), Dr. Summers in The Mind of Evil (Third Doctor, 1971), Laurence Scarman in Pyramids of Mars (Fourth Doctor, 1975), Lowe in The Invisible Enemy (Fourth Doctor, 1977), the Mergrave in Castrovalva (Fifth Doctor, 1982), and the Headmaster in Remembrance of the Daleks (Seventh Doctor, 1988). I'm not sure if any other actor has played six different Doctor Who parts of that weight.



John Ratzenberger, later to become famous in Cheers, is Major Derlin (of the rebels) here and is another returnee from Superman, where he was a missile controller.

Finally, the body of Boba Fett is played by Jeremy Bulloch, who played Tor the rebel in the 1965 Doctor Who story The Space Museum, and Hal the archer in the 1974 story The Time Meddler.

There are inevitably a couple of others, but I've gone on long enough.

Well. The conventional wisdom is that this is the best of the original Star Wars trilogy. I do not agree with the conventional wisdom. To start with our old friend Alison Bechdel: there are not even two named women characters in The Empire Strikes Back. True, we do have Lando Calrission as a pretty prominent non-white role, which is a step ahead of the original film, but that's not saying much. However, Calrissian's flip-flops of loyalty (and his rather relaxed attitude to personal security on his own patch) are not very convincing. The Imperial Storm-Troopers' March is a great piece of music, but we hear it OVER and OVER again.

Though this does give us the funniest joke I know in French (I don't know many jokes in French) about Darth Vader at the bakery, surpriszed that they find his usual order so easy to remember.

The Vader punchline, and Luke's shick mutilation, are of course dulled by the passage of forty years. As the only named woman in the film, Carrie Fisher carries off the Leia/Han relationship very well, especially now that we know what the behind-the-scenes story is. And Yoda, I must admit, is a triumph of cinematography, exceedingly well done.

You can almost forget that Yoda has the same voice as Fozzie Bear.

But, despite my cavilling, the whole thing is still pretty good fun, even if it seems less of an artistic achievement to me now. I'm putting The Enpire Strikes Back a third of the way down my Hugo films list, behind Dr Strangelove but ahead of The Picture of Dorian Gray.

The next Hugo winner is Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I already wrote it up a few months ago, so you'll have to endure a couple more Oscar winners before I get to Blade Runner.

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