Whoniversaries 18 September: Gary Russell, Galaxy 4 #3, Masque of Mandragora #3

i) births and deaths

18 September 1931: birth of Terence Woodfield, who appeared in two different First Doctor stories in 1966: as Celation in the story we now call The Daleks' Master Plan, and as Maharis in the story we now call The Ark.

18 September 1963: birth of Gary Russell, former editor of Doctor Who Magazine, former producer at Big Finish, author of twelve Doctor Who novels (counting the book-of-the-movie) and of various other related books, script editor for The Waters of Mars and The End of Time, and director of the two Tenth Doctor animated stories.

18 September 2015: Webcast of Incoming Transmission, a prequel for the Youtubed Fan Show starring Dan Starkey as a new incarnation of Co-ordinator Engin.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

18 September 1965: broadcast of "Trap of Steel", the third episode of the series we now call Galaxy 4. The Drahvins hold Steven hostage while the Doctor and Vicki are sent to explore the Rills' ship; and Vicki is horrified when she actually sees one.

18 September 1976: broadcast of third episode of The Masque of Mandragora. Sarah is hypnotised and attempts to stab the Doctor; the Mandragora Helix gathers power.


iii) date specified in-universe

18 September 1945: Albert Einstein is accidentally transported onto the Tardis and briefly turned into an Ood. (Death is the Only Answer, 2011)

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Public art in Ostende: repression and resistance

A fascinating juxtaposition of public art can be seen in Ostende, which we visited briefly on Sunday. Notoriously, an equestrian statue of King Leopold II (1835-1909, ruled 1865-1909) dominates the Royal Galleries along the seafront.

What makes this particularly gruesome is the tableau of naked Congolese on the left, along with a pith-helmetted Belgian liberator. Given what was actually going on in the Congo under Leopold's personal rule, it's a stomach-churning display. (On the right, a group of Ostenders give thanks to the king for his patronage of their resort.)

Obviously with recent events, the removal of the statuary is being actively discussed. It would not be a straightforward enterprise. It's big and chunky and not easy to surround and bring down by superior force. Where there is a will, there's a way, of course, and I wouldn't be surprised to discover that it has been moved to a museum next time I am in Ostende.

Only a few hundred metres away is this striking declaration:

It’s a work of visual poetry by the Scottish artist Robert Montgomery, written for what he calls “the year of the corrupted plebiscites”, ie 2016, when we had the Brexit referendum and the Trump election. It’s an intriguing statement of aspiration. I’m actually struggling to think of cities, let alone countries, built on graceful promontories. And the notion that good literature will ignore the past is something I struggle with. But it made me think, which I guess is the point.

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Thursday reading

Current
Titus Groan, by Mervyn Peake
The Mirror and the Light, by Hilary Mantel
Distraction, by Bruce Sterling

Last books finished
Bruges-La-Morte, by Georges Rodenbach
An Inland Voyage, by Robert Louis Stevenson
Isabelle, by Jean-Claude Servais
Shadow Scale, by Rachel Hartman

Next books
East West Street, by Philippe Sands
Chronin Volume 1: The Knife at Your Back, by Alison Wilgus

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Whoniversaries 17 September: Peter Stephens, Smugglers #3, Horror #3, Paradise #4

i) births and deaths

17 September 1931: birth of Ian Fairbairn, who played Questor in The Macra Terror (Second Doctor, 1967), Mark Gregory in The Invasion (Second Doctor, 1968), both John Bromleys in Inferno (Third Doctor, 1970) and Chester in The Seeds of Doom (Fourth Doctor, 1976).

17 September 1957: birth of Graeme Curry, who wrote The Happiness Patrol (Seventh Doctor, 1988)

17 September 1972: death of Peter Stephens, who played Cyril, the Kitchen Boy, and the Knave of Hearts in The Celestial Toymaker (First Doctor, 1966), and Lolem the high priest in The Underwater Menace (Second Doctor, 1967).

17 September 2010: death of Louis Marks, author of Planet of Giants (First Doctor, 1964), Day of the Daleks (Third Doctor, 1972), Planet of Evil (Fourth Doctor, 1975) and The Masque of Mandragora (Fourth Doctor, 1976).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

17 September 1966: broadcast of third episode of The Smugglers. Ben and Polly use witchcraft to escape the villagers, but are recaptured; the Doctor fails to escape the pirates. I should have mentioned previously that Elroy Josephs, as Jamaica, is the first Afro-Caribbean actor to have a speaking role on Doctor Who.

17 September 1977: broadcast of third episode of Horror of Fang Rock. People start dying; Reuben starts glowing; and the Doctor admits to Leela that he has locked the enemy in rather than out.

17 September 1993: broadcast of fourth episode of The Paradise of Death on BBC radio. Some very weird stuff with tame giant bats.

17 September 2011: broadcast of The God Complex. The Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory explore a hotel with some very odd residents.

iii) date specified in-universe

17 September 2016: the Level Two Careers Fair takes place at Coal Hill School, as seen in 2016 Class episodes For Tonight We Might Die and Co-Owner of a Lonely Heart.

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Ypres, Flanders Fields and my great-uncle’s grave

We spent one day of our trip out west in and around Ypres, where the grand Cloth Hall, reconstructed after 1918, houses the moving and thorough In Flanders Fields Museum, chronicling the experiences of the first world war. It took us about an hour and a half to walk through.

Just outside the church is a memorial to the Munsters:

The battlefields are all concentrated in a very small area – just a few kilometres separate Ypres from Passendaele; halfway between is Tyne Cot, the largest of the Commonwealth War Graves Commission’s cemeteries worldwide, with an unimaginable 16,000 buried there, many without identification.

Those whose resting place is not known are commemorated on the Menin Gate, a short walk from the centre of Ypres.

Over the summer I’ve been doing a lot of research into family history, and discovered that one of my (many) great-uncles is buried just across the French border in Bailleul. Tracking down the CWGC part of the municipal cemetery there was not straightforward; it is very far from the entrance, through the tangle of entombed local noteworthies.

We forget that the Allied forces of the day were actually fairly multicultural:

We struggled to find my great-uncle among the 4,000 Allied (and some German) casualties at Bailleul. One thing we did notice was that very few of the graves were marked as unidentified – Bailleul had been the site of a field hospital, which I guess meant that when you died there, they knew who you were. Luckily M. Kapenowski, himself a veteran and chronicler of his town’s contribution to history, was there and able to guide us.

And, in a row of early Allied graves just outside the main CWGC field, we found him.

My grandfather and all three of his living brothers also fought in the first world war; so did their oldest nephew, who was killed at Gallipoli, where my grandfather was wounded. I confess that I was barely aware of Captain Corbally’s existence until a few months ago. He had four children, aged between two and seven when he died, who were among my father’s many first cousins; I only remember meeting one of them. An obituary says,

He was educated first at the Oratory School, from which he went to Stonyhurst. He served through the Boer War in the Dublin Yeomanry, and was taken prisoner at Lindley. For his services he received the Queen’s medal. He was a member of the Stock Exchange, and was engaged there, and also in the management of some special business for Messrs. Brunner, Mond and Co. when war broke out in August, 1914. He then rejoined the Army, and received a commission, as Temporary Captain, in the Royal Field Artillery in September, 1914. Captain Corbally was severely wounded in action near Ypres, and died in hospital at Hazebrouck on the 6th May, 1915.

Captain Corbally married, in 1906, Nancy, daughter of J.J. Whyte, D.L., of Loughbrickland, Co. Down, and left four children. He was a very interesting speaker, and impressed one as a shrewd judge of men and things. As a business man his abilities were recognised in influential quarters, and he had been employed latterly on some highly paid special work by firms representing very wide interests. He possessed a very ready pen, and had made a successful trial of journalism before he took to financial work, and even then he still contributed articles on subjects which interested him. He was a keen sportsman and a good game shot with the rifle and sporting gun, but his favourite recreation was angling, on which subject he would discourse most entertainingly with kindred spirits.

Another source adds:

Our position was on the railway about 4 miles N.E. of Ypres, and it was going back to see the first line about ½ a mile along the line that the shelling took place.

That must have been pretty close to the location of Tyne Cot cemetery today. The regimental war diary records that he was wounded on 1 May, and died in hospital on the 6th.

His two sons both had military careers – the older, Pat, was in the Royal Ulster Rifles, retiring with the rank of Lieutenant-Colonel in 1954; the younger, Teddy, rose to Air Vice Marshal, retiring in 1959. There were two daughters as well, Biddy and Molly. Pat is the only one I remember meeting; he had a wooden leg, which seemed pretty exotic to me as a boy. I feel a lot closer to them now.

It is a bit frustrating that although family records are clear that his first name was Louis, he is recorded as “Lewis” in the cemetery records; and on the gravestone, “Amen” is misspelt “Amem”.

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Whoniversaries 16 September: Tomb of the Cybermen #3, The Ribos Operation #3, Zygon hunting

i) births and deaths

16 September 2014: death of Michael Hayes, who directed Fourth Doctor stories The Androids of Tara (1978), The Armageddon Factor (1979) and City of Death (also 1979).

16 September 2016: death of Andrew Staines, who played Benik's sergeant in The Enemy of the World (Second Doctor, 1968), Goodge in Terror of the Autons (Third Doctor, 1971), the Captain in Carnival of Monsters (Third Doctor, 1973) and Keaver in Planet of the Spiders (1974). He was a nephew of Barry Letts, the show's producer for the Pertwee years.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

16 September 1967: broadcast of episode 3 of Tomb of the Cybermen. The Cybermen reveal their plan to convert all the explorers into Cybermen; the expedition have different views on this prospect.

16 September 1978: broadcast of episode 3 of The Ribos Operation. K9 rescues the Doctor and Romana from the Graff, but they encounter him again in the catacombs (with Binro the Heretic).

iii) date specified in canon

16 September 1909: Martha and the Tenth Doctor get caught up in Lord Haleston's hunt for monsters near the Lake District village of Templewell (in Stephen Cole's 2007 novel, Sting of the Zygons).

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A Bruges art mystery – Jean-Claude Servais, the escalator paintings and Isabelle

We've been to Bruges twice in the last few days, parking both times in the Zilverpand car park, which is nice and central. Overlooking the escalators between level -1 and level -2 of the car park are two rather interesting art works – one showing, er, people on an escalator, the other showing a rural local scene with a white bird in the foreground. (Just to add confusion, the second picture is shown in the first picture, but on the wrong side of the escalators – it's actually on the right-hand wall as you go down.)


Both appear to be signed "J Servais 92".

My Google-fu may be weak today, but I've totally failed to find any reference to anyone called Servais in connection with the Zilverpand centre. But they are striking works of art.

I have a hesitant identification of the artist. The Belgian comics artist Jean-Claude Servais normally signs his name in capitals, and also normally adds an emphatic C for Claude, but even so I think his signature looks similar to those on the Zilverpand paintings. (Singatures taken from various hand-drawn art found in online auctions.)

Jean-Claude Servais' usual style is admittedly more naturalistic than the escalator painting. Out of curiosity I got and read his 1984 album, Isabelle, which is the most popular of his books available on Kindle. The second frame of the third page is Isabelle, the title character, greeting her doll:

The troubador who loves Isabelle fortunately sings in lower case:

So we can do a more direct comparison of the writing, particularly since the word "serais" is conveniently in the first line of that frame, and "erv" in "épervier" a bit lower down:


Well, you can choose to believe it or not, but I'm reasonably convinced that this is the same handwriting, making allowances for the different flourishes you make when writing out a song or when signing an artwork.

Isabelle is beautifully illustrated, but I found the plot a bit less compelling – she and her lover are, er, very young; both are swept away to the Land Of Scantily Clad Fairies, where the Fairy Queen becomes jealous of Isabelle and brings about her doom. Still, I might try some of his later work.

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  • Tue, 10:21: RT @TomMcTague: The cretinous stupidity of Britain’s four-year diplomatic disaster—a story not about rights and wrongs, but strength and (s…
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Whoniversaries 15 September: Destiny of the Daleks #3, Pete Tyler

i) births and deaths

15 September 1945: birth of Clive Merrison, who played Callum in Tomb of the Cybermen (Second Doctor, 1967) and the Deputy Chief Caretaker in Paradise Towers (Seventh Doctor, 1988).

15 September 1961: birth of Colin McFarlane, who played the oice fo tthe Heavenly Host in Voyage of the Damned (Ninth Doctor, 2007), General Pierce in Torchwood: Children of Earth (2009) and Jonathan Moran in Under the Lake / Before the Flood (Twelfth Doctor, 2014)

15 September 1993: birth of Fady Elsayed, who played Ram Singh in Class (2016).

15 September 1995: death of Alan Bromly, director of The Time Warrior (Third Doctor, 1973-74) and Nightmare of Eden (Fourth Doctor, 1979).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

15th September 1979: broadcast of episode 3 of Destiny of the Daleks. Davros and the Doctor bicker, and the Movellans are revealed to be robots.

15 September 2012: broadcast of A Town Called Mercy, the Eleventh Doctor's Western episode.

iii) date specified in canon

15th September 1954: birth of Pete Tyler, Rose's father.

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A giant flying penis, with bells on

We had a little excursion yesterday to the Roman Archæological Museum in Oudenburg, close to Bruges Oudenburg is the location of a Roman fort which is gradually being excavated.

Until the end of next month, they have a special exhibition on the theme of “Roma Intima: love, lust and the body” which is basically about sex in Ancient Rome as told through material culture. It’s in-your-face entertaining, including rings with phallic motifs and the mysterious spintriæ, coin-like metal tokens with a number on one side and a sexual position on the other.

But the crowning glory is this amazing decoration of a woman riding a giant penis, with bells on. Apparently this is an example of a tintinnabulum – a door chime whose purpose was to ward off evil spirits. It certainly struck us as worth the (modest) price of admission on its own.

(They also have an exhibition of the Live Marble photographs by Nicolai Endegor, in which well-known nude sculptures are partially recreated with living women.)

To be honest, it’s only really worth going if you are in the Bruges/Ostend area anyway, and have half a morning or afternoon to kill and don't mind reading everything in Dutch. (It’s closed on Mondays, otherwise open weekday mornings and every afternoon.) But defintiely worth a look, especially if you can get there before the exhibition closes in late October.

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  • Sun, 12:56: Fiction set in Belgium: a very brief overview https://t.co/BEvUeKJFDf for further consideration.
  • Sun, 14:48: Beyond Authenticity: the Spectre of Han Hegemony https://t.co/9YgvYD6FYg Vital analysis of Mulan by @jeannette_ng.
  • Sun, 15:18: Th�odore Jonet and his daughters Juliette and Emilie https://t.co/WgPdvBLanZ
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  • Sun, 19:49: Flemish and Dutch friends: am I right in thinking that “werpen” is used more in Belgium and “gooien” in the Netherlands, but they both mean “throw”? Or is there a subtle difference in meaning that has passed me by?
  • Sun, 20:48: Just recalculated the farthest East I have been in my life. I had thought it was Suleimaniya, Iraq, at 45.4085E. (Visited in 2015.) But in 2012 I visited Telavi, Georgia, at 45.4833E, and returned to Tbilisi the long way round via Bakurtsikhe at 45.8594E. So Bakurtsikhe wins.
  • Mon, 08:57: That was close! https://t.co/ZMz1WsCujD
  • Mon, 09:30: Whoniversaries 14 September: Justin Richards, Peter Ling, Mind Robber #1, Time & Rani #2 https://t.co/m7mEUPABFK
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Whoniversaries 14 September: Justin Richards, Peter Ling, Mind Robber #1, Time & Rani #2

i) births and deaths

14 September 1961: birth of Justin Richards, who has written more Doctor Who books than any other living writer (though still some way off Terrance Dicks).

14 September 1972: birth of Jenny Colgan, also a writer of several Doctor Who books, better known to the general public for her other writing.

14 September 2006: death of Peter Ling, who wrote the 1968 Second Doctor story The Mind Robber (though not the first episode; see below).

14 September 2014: death of Angus Lennie, who played the scavenger Storr in The Ice Warriors (Second Doctor, 1967) and the landlord Angus MacRanald in Terror of the Zygons (Fourth Doctor, 1975).

14 September 2018: death of Zienia Merton, who played Ping-Cho in the story we now call Marco Polo (First Doctor, 1964) and the registrar in The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith (Sarah Jane Adventures, 2009) – perhaps the longest gap between first and second appearances in the TV Whoniverse that we will ever see.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

14 September 1968: broadcast of first episode of The Mind Robber, one of the best single episodes of all time, written at short notice by script editor Derrick Sherwin when it became apparent that Peter Ling's script would not fill the time made available by cutting The Dominators. The Doctor escapes the lava flow by taking the Tardis outside space and time, to a mysterious white void, where it explodes, leaving Zoe memorably clinging to the console.

14 September 1987: broadcast of episode 2 of Time and the Rani. The Doctor escapes the Tetraps, but is caught again, and the Rani prepares to drain his brain.

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Théodore Jonet and his daughters Juliette and Emilie

We’re taking a couple of days out west, and yesterday once again visited the Groeningemuseum in Bruges. Last time we went, my imagination was captured by the portraits of Baron van Keverberg and his English wife Mary Lodge. Facing them is another striking portrait, of Théodore-Joseph Jonet and his daughters Juliette and Emilie, painted in 1832 by François-Joseph Navez.

The older daughter, Juliette, has recently got engaged and is showing off her ring. The girls’ mother had died some years back; these three people have been a close family unit of their own for a long time, and now it’s coming to an end. I love the expressions on their faces, particularly the father‘s. He is struggling between happiness for his daughter and sadness at losing her. He is a youthful 50 (photographs suggest that indeed he wore his years well, and he lived to the age of 80); a lawyer by profession, he has also just been elected to the parliament of the new Belgian state, whose destiny still hangs in the balance. The background is not the industrialised Charleroi/Nivelles area where he and the girls actually lived, but a promised land of soft Italian hills, with a classical plinth.

Juliette is playing it cool, and has been the calm one in the family for years; she is with the two people she has always loved, but also ready for the next step in her life. She is 21. Her fiancé is an up-and-coming doctor, who made his name during the fighting in Brussels in 1830 and in the year of the portrait was fighting again, this time with a cholera epidemic. They had five children, four sons and a daughter.

Emilie, aged 15, is also struggling with her emotions. You can see that she’s the energetic one, while Juliette has been quietly substituting for their mother since she died. Emilie may not be aware that she already knows her own future husband, her cousin Dominique, who was 16 in 1832; they did not marry until 1852, twenty years later when both were in their mid-30s. Dominique grew up to run a major glassworks in Charleroi (and followed his father-in-law/uncle into parliament); he and Juliette had no children, and he brought his nephews into the business.

It’s a lovely portrait, and of course it is more famous now than the people in it. Well done to Navez for capturing the emotions of his friend’s family at a moment of change for them and for their country.

Edited to add: It has been pointed out to me that Jonet’s age difference with his two daughters is almost exactly the same as my age difference with my own two daughters. B was born two months after my 30th birthday, and U when I was 35. Juliette was born a month after her father’s 29th birthday, and Emilie when he was 35. Perhaps this is part of why it resonated with me, but I think it’s a great portrait in any case.

Meanwhile in the next room and fifty years earlier, Augustin van Outryve wishes he was doing anything else than sitting for his portrait by Joseph-Benoît Suvée.

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Whoniversaries 13 September: Ace Bhatti, Zygons #3, Hive #3, Planet #2, Battlefield #2, Listen

i) births and deaths

13 September 1914: birth of Max Rosenberg, producer of the 1960s Dalek films.

13 September 1915: birth of Alan Bromly, director of The Time Warrior (Third Doctor, 1973-74) and Nightmare of Eden (Fourth Doctor, 1979).

13 September 1969: birth of Ace Bhatti, who played Rani's father Haresh in the Sarah Jane Adventures.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

13 September 1975: broadcast of episode three of Terror of the Zygons. Harry saves the Doctor; Sarah rescues Harry; the Zygon ship takes off for London.

13 September 1980: broadcast of third episode of The Leisure Hive. The aged Doctor and Romana start to uncover the secrets of Argolis; one of the Argolins is uncovered as a disguised Foamasi.

13 September 1986: broadcast of second episode of The Mysterious Planet (ToaTL #2). The Doctor and Peri, with new friends Glitz abnd Dibber, are trapped between the tribesfolk and the nassty robot…

13 September 1989: broadcast of second episode of Battlefield. Modern troops do battle with ancient magic; the Doctor and Ace discover Arthur's tomb, and trigger a water trap (which proved very dangerous in the studio)

13 September 2014: broadcast of Listen. The Doctor looks into his own childhood – one of my favourite Twelfth Doctor episodes.

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Annie Hall

Annie Hall won the Oscar for Best Picture of 1977, and won three others, Best Director (Woody Allen), Best Original Screenplay (Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman) and Best Actress (Diane Keaton in the title role). Woody Allen lost Best Actor to Richard Dreyfus in The Goodbye Girl. Star Wars won six Oscars to Annie Hall‘s four.

Star Wars and The Goodbye Girl were also up for Best Pictures; so were Julia and The Turning Point. I have only seen one of those. Star Wars of course won the Hugo and a special Nebula, and is top of both IMDB rankings, with Annie Hall second on one system and seventh on the other. I have seen twelve other films made in 1977, which beats last year’s record. They are: Close Encounters of the Third KindSaturday Night FeverThe Spy Who Loved MeThe RescuersPete’s DragonThe Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (many many times), Capricorn OneJabberwocky (which has a particular romantic association for me), CandleshoeHerbie Goes to Monte CarloABBA: The Movie and The Year of the Hare, this last being a lovely Finnish film which I caught once on late night TV and was absolutely captivated by. To be honest, I would not rank Annie Hall as high up that list as some (Star Wars definitely belongs at the top). Here’s a trailer.

Annie Hall is the story of the love life of New Yorker Alvy Singer, played by writer/director Woody Allen, in particular his on/off relationship with Annie Hall, played by Diane Keaton. I had seen it years ago and found it mildly funny. I’m afraid this time I rather bounced off it, and it’s going three quarters of the way down my table, between two other New York films, ahead of Gentleman’s Agreement (which also tackles anti-semitism, but is even less subtle) and Going My Way (which has better music). Incidentally, this is roughly the 15th of the 50 Oscar-winning films set in and around New York, far more than any other location, or indeed continent.

Returning actors from previous Oscar and Hugo-winning films: well, we start at the top, as both Woody Allen and Diane Keaton starred in the Hugo-winning Sleeper four years earlier.

Diane Keaton was also in both The Godfather and The Godfather II:

A welcome reappearance from an earlier Oscar-winning film is “It Had to Be You”, sung early on by Keaton as Annie Hall, somewhat for laughs:

We had this before in Casablanca:

But in general I found the film falling rather flat. It’s a film about a Jewish guy in which almost all the speaking characters are white. (Allen doesn’t cast black actors.) It really doesn’t pass the Bechdel Test – there is no scene in which two named women talk to each other (Mom Hall and Alvy’s mother are not named, and anyway what we can make out of the conversations over the dinner table seems to be about men.)

Fundamentally, I found Alvy, who we understand to be Allen’s interpretation of himself, just not a very engaging character. There are some funny lines – a few very funny lines – but this is someone who thinks he is much more interesting than he really is, and whose failed relationships are largely his own fault because in the end he cares more about himself than about the other people in his life. We are supposed to find this sympathetic and interesting, but I just found it sad and rather boring.

Fair play to Diane Keaton, who, given the chance to re-enact her own relationship with Allen in a fictionalised way, takes it and runs with it and is much the most sympathetic character in the film. I am glad that she got away.

Also on the plus side, the camerawork is very good, and evokes the different settings of New York and California well (except, as noted above, that there seem to be no black people in either), and it’s fun to see cameos from before-they-were-famous Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken and (blink and you’ll miss her) Sigourney Weaver.

The elephant in the room, of course, are the allegations about Allen’s private life which inevitably affect how we now look at all of his work. My stomach turned at the scene where young schoolboy Alvy goes to the girl at the next desk and kisses her against her will, so that she jumps up in distress; the film then cuts back to an adult Alvy sitting in the middle of the class. Sorry to be brutal, but this is nothing other than the central character sexually harassing a six-year-old and the film playing it for laughs.

I’ll give the McLuhan moment significant points for being one of the very funny moments in the film, and indeed one of the funnest moments in all of cinema. Unfortunately McLuhan himself muffs the line (or else it was badly written, but I think he mre likely misremembered it): what on earth is meant by “You mean my whole fallacy is wrong”? Surely the one defining thing of a fallacy is that it is, in fact, wrong?

OK, that was not as bad as Patton, but it didn’t work as well for me as it did for the voters of 1978.

So, that’s half a century of Oscar-winning films, three years after I started this project with Wings in September 2017. Here is my official and definitive ranking, the most recent ten in red – half of them in the top half, half in the bottom half, two in the top ten, which I guess is a relatively even distribution.

50) The Great Ziegfeld (Oscar for 1936)
49) Cimarron (1930/31)
48) Cavalcade (1932/33)
47) Wings (1927/28)
46) Broadway Melody (1928/29)
45) All The King’s Men (1949)
44) Patton (1970)
43) Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
42) The Greatest Show on Earth (1952)
41) Tom Jones (1963)
40) Gone With the Wind (1939)
39) Gentleman’s Agreement (1947)
38) Annie Hall (1977)
37) Going My Way (1944)
36) The French Connection (1971)
35) My Fair Lady (1964)
34) How Green Was My Valley (1941)
33) Mrs Miniver (1942)
32) On The Waterfront (1954)
31) The Godfather Part II (1974)
30) In the Heat of the Night (1967)
29) Grand Hotel (1931/32)
28) The Life of Emile Zola (1937)
27) Marty (1955)
26) Rocky (1976)
25) Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
24) Gigi (1958)
23) It Happened One Night (1934)
22) You Can’t Take It With You (1938)
21) The Lost Weekend (1945)
20) Hamlet (1948)
19) From Here To Eternity (1953)
18) Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
17) Ben-Hur (1959)
16) The Sting (1973)
15)
The Godfather (1972)
14)
Oliver! (1968)
13) The Apartment (1960)
12) All About Eve (1950)
11) The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
10) West Side Story (1961)
9) A Man for all Seasons (1966)
8) Midnight Cowboy (1969)
7)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
6) The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
5) All Quiet on the Western Front (1929/30)
4) Rebecca (1940)
3) An American in Paris (1951)
2) The Sound of Music (1965)
1) Casablanca (1943)

Next up: The Deer Hunter (Oscar) and Superman (Hugo), both of which I have seen.

Winners of the Oscar for Best Picture

1920s: Wings (1927-28) | The Broadway Melody (1928-29)
1930s: All Quiet on the Western Front (1929-30) | Cimarron (1930-31) | Grand Hotel (1931-32) | Cavalcade (1932-33) | It Happened One Night (1934) | Mutiny on the Bounty (1935, and books) | The Great Ziegfeld (1936) | The Life of Emile Zola (1937) | You Can’t Take It with You (1938) | Gone with the Wind (1939, and book)
1940s: Rebecca (1940) | How Green Was My Valley (1941) | Mrs. Miniver (1942) | Casablanca (1943) | Going My Way (1944) | The Lost Weekend (1945) | The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) | Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) | Hamlet (1948) | All the King’s Men (1949)
1950s: All About Eve (1950) | An American in Paris (1951) | The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) | From Here to Eternity (1953) | On The Waterfront (1954, and book) | Marty (1955) | Around the World in 80 Days (1956) | The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) | Gigi (1958) | Ben-Hur (1959)
1960s: The Apartment (1960) | West Side Story (1961) | Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | Tom Jones (1963) | My Fair Lady (1964) | The Sound of Music (1965) | A Man for All Seasons (1966) | In the Heat of the Night (1967) | Oliver! (1968) | Midnight Cowboy (1969)
1970s: Patton (1970) | The French Connection (1971) | The Godfather (1972) | The Sting (1973) | The Godfather, Part II (1974) | One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) | Rocky (1976) | Annie Hall (1977) | The Deer Hunter (1978) | Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)
1980s: Ordinary People (1980) | Chariots of Fire (1981) | Gandhi (1982) | Terms of Endearment (1983) | Amadeus (1984) | Out of Africa (1985) | Platoon (1986) | The Last Emperor (1987) | Rain Man (1988) | Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
1990s: Dances With Wolves (1990) | The Silence of the Lambs (1991) | Unforgiven (1992) | Schindler’s List (1993) | Forrest Gump (1994) | Braveheart (1995) | The English Patient (1996) | Titanic (1997) | Shakespeare in Love (1998) | American Beauty (1999)
21st century: Gladiator (2000) | A Beautiful Mind (2001) | Chicago (2002) | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) | Million Dollar Baby (2004, and book) | Crash (2005) | The Departed (2006) | No Country for Old Men (2007) | Slumdog Millionaire (2008) | The Hurt Locker (2009)
2010s: The King’s Speech (2010) | The Artist (2011) | Argo (2012) | 12 Years a Slave (2013) | Birdman (2014) | Spotlight (2015) | Moonlight (2016) | The Shape of Water (2017) | Green Book (2018) | Parasite (2019)
2020s: Nomadland (2020) | CODA (2021) | Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) | Oppenheimer (2023)

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Whoniversaries 12 September: Ronald Leigh-Hunt, Reign of Terror #6

i) births and deaths

12 September 2005: death of Ronald Leigh-Hunt, who played Commander Julian Radnor in The Seeds of Death (Second Doctor, 1969) and Commander Stevenson in Revenge of the Cybermen (Fourth Doctor, 1975).

12 September 2014: death of Christopher Wray, who played PC Groom in The Dæmons (Third Doctor, 1972) and Leading Seaman Lovell in The Sea Devils (Third Doctor, 1973).

ii) broadcast anniversary

12 September 1964: broadcast of "Prisoners of the Conciergerie", sixth and final episode of the story we now call The Reign of Terror, ending the original first season of Doctor Who. Ian and Barbara encounter Napoleon; Robespierre is overthrown; the Tardis crew escape, musing on destiny and history. A pretty hefty burden for the team, after nine months of solid performance to turn out the weekly show!

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January 2008 books

We saw in the new year multinationally, with Belgian friends coming for dinner and cooking a raclette for us (very nice) and then the brother-in-law and his Eastern European fiancée showing up in time for the fireworks. One of F's Christmas presents was a meccano-style Shark Run roller-coaster, which he set up pretty much single-handed.

A modest start to the year with eleven books.

Non-fiction 2
Endgame in Ireland, by Eamonn Mallie and David McKittrick
Seven Pillars of Wisdom, by T.E. Lawrence

Non-genre 1
An Instance of the Fingerpost, by Iain Pears

SF 5
The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable, by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby
Again, Dangerous Visions, edited by Harlan Ellison
The Rising of the Moon, by Flynn Connolly
Interview with the Vampire, by Anne Rice
National Lampoon's Doon, by Ellis Weiner

Doctor Who 2
Doctor Who – Fury from the Deep, by Victor Pemberton
The City of the Dead, by Lloyd Rose

Comics 1
Macedonia, by Harvey Pekar and Heather Roberson, illustrated by Ed Piskor

4300 pages
4/11 by women
none by PoC

Best books of the month: An Instance of the Fingerpost, which you can get here, and The Last Hero, which you can get here. Worst by far: Interview with the Vampire, which you can get here.

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Whoniversaries 11 September: Galaxy 4 #1, Masque of Mandragora #2, Series 9 prologue

i) births and deaths

11 September 1921: birth of Edwin Richfield, who played Captain John Hart in The Sea Devils (Third Doctor, 1972) – not the Captain John Hart of later Torchwood! – and also Mestor in The Twin Dilemma (Sixth Doctor, 1984). I think it's reasonably clear which part required more make-up…

11 September 1981: birth of Lachlan Niebohr, who played Jack's brother Gray in the second season of Torchwood (2008). (So what happened to him after the Hub was blown up?)

11 September 1987: death of Hugh David, who directed The Highlanders (Second Doctor, 1966-67) and Fury from the Deep (Second Doctor, 1968). As an actor, he was one of those approached about playing the role of the Doctor back in 1963, but turned it down.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

11 September 1965: broadcast of "Four Hundred Dawns", first episode of the story we now call Galaxy 4, starting Season 3 of Old Who. The Doctor, Steven and Vicki land on a remote planet where the Drahvins and Rills (the latter assisted by the robot Chumblies) are at odds. But the Doctor discovers that the planet will explode the day after next.

11 September 1976: broadcast of episode 2 of The Masque of Mandragora. The Doctor escapes execution, and Sarah escapes sacrifice, but is recaptured by the cultists.

11 September 2015: release of the Prologue to Season 9 of New Who – I admit I hadn't seen this before until I wrote today's entry.

iii) date specified in-universe

11 September 1960: birth of Clara Oswald's mother Ellie (née Ravenswood).

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Thursday reading

Current
Titus Groan, by Mervyn Peake
The Mirror and the Light, by Hilary Mantel
Shadow Scale, by Rachel Hartman
Distraction, by Bruce Sterling

Last books finished
Jerusalem: Vernal’s Inquest, by Alan Moore
The Sky Road, by Ken MacLeod

Next books
East West Street, by Philippe Sands
Chronin Volume 1: The Knife at Your Back, by Alison Wilgus

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Whoniversaries 10 September: Smugglers #1, Horror #2, Paradise #3, Lost Souls, The Girl Who Waited

i) births and deaths

10 September 1944: birth of Graham Weston, who played Boer War soldier Russell in The War Games (Second Doctor, 1969) and De Haan in Planet of Evil (Fourth Doctor, 1975)

10 September 1998: death of Carl Forgione, who played the meditator Land in Planet of the Spiders (Thord Doctor, 1974) and the Neanderthal butler Nimrod in Ghost Light (Seventh Doctor, 1989).

ii) broadcast aniversaries

10 September 1966: broadcast of first episode of The Smugglers, starting the original Season 4. Polly and Ben are astonished to discover that the Tardis is more than a police box, and incredulous at being transported to the late eighteenth century. The local churchwarden gives them a cryptic message and is promptly murdered; Ben and Polly are arrested by the locals, and the Doctor captured by pirates.

10 September 1977: broadcast of episode 2 of Horror of Fang Rock. The shipwreck survivors reach the lighthouse, but an unseen presence is stalking them…

10 September 1993: radio broadcast of episode 3 of The Paradise of Death. The Doctor, Sarah, Jeremy and the Brigadier reach the planet Parakon and are embroiled in a power struggle over agriculture (no, really).

10 September 2008: radio broadcast of Lost Souls (Torchwood). As the Large Hadron Collider at CERN gears up for opening, the Torchwood crew and Martha are summoned to Geneva to investigate mysterious goings-on.

10 September 2011: broadcast of The Girl Who Waited. Poor Amy gets caught in a horrible timewarp.

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  • Tue, 20:48: RT @BillKristol: Donald Trump Jr.: “As we drove past the rows of white grave markers [at Arlington Cemetery], in the gravity of the moment.…
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Whoniversaries 9 September: Janet Fielding, Tomb of the Cybermen #2, The Ribos Operation #2

i) births and deaths

9 September 1953: birth of Janet Fielding, who played Tegan Jovanka, companion to the Fourth and Fifth Doctors.

9 September 1960: birth of Hugh Grant who played the Twelfth Doctor in The Curse of Fatal Death (1999). (What do you mean, it's not canon?)

9 September 1968: birth of Julia Sawalha, who played Emma in The Curse of Fatal Death (1999). (Exactly.)

9 September 1987: death of John Flint, who played William des Preaux, a knight loyal to King Richard, in the story we now call The Crusade (First Doctor, 1965) and also Urquhart, the Concorde pilot in Time-Flight (Fifth Doctor, 1982).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

9 September 1967: broadcast of episode 2 of Tomb of the Cybermen. The expedition explores the vaults, and the Cybermen awake!

9 September 1978: broadcast of episode 2 of The Ribos Operation. The Doctor and Romana escape the shrivenzale, but are captured by the Graff Vynda-K, who orders their immediate execution.

9 September 2011: broadcast of The Dead Line, last episode (so far) of Torchwood. Lots of people die.

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  • Tue, 10:02: Mairead McGuinness gets financial services, Dombrovskis gets trade. Swapping Irish and Latvian portfolios.
  • Tue, 10:42: RT @MehreenKhn: Today’s reshuffle means the Eurogroup post, financial services commissioner and head of DG Fisma are all
  • Tue, 10:45: I’ve dug a bit more into this, and the descent from Lord Baltimore looks a lot weaker than I had first thought. So I’m writing it off as wishful thinking! https://t.co/uQN7q7wN6O

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Whoniversaries 8 September: Louis Mahoney, Destiny of the Daleks #2, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship

i) births and deaths

8 September 1922: birth of Royston Tickner, who played Steinberger P. Green in "The Feast of Steven", the lost seventh episode of what we now call The Daleks' Master Plan (First Doctor, 1965) and Robbins in The Sea Devils (Third Doctor, 1972).

8 September 1938: birth of Louis Mahoney who played a newscaster in Frontier in Space (Third Doctor, 1973), Ponti in Planet of Evil (Fourth Doctor, 1975), and the older Billy Shipton in Blink (Ninth Doctor, 2007).


8 September 2014: death of Jane Baker, who with her husband Pip Baker wrote two and a half Sixth Doctor stories and a Seventh Doctor story.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

8 September 1979: broadcast of second episode of Destiny of the Daleks. The Doctor resurrects Romana; the Daleks resurrect Davros! And the Doctor taunts the Daleks for not being able to climb.

8 September 2012: broadcast of Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. The Eleventh Doctor, Amy, Rory, Rory's dad Brian and Queen Nefertiti of Ancient Egypt team up with a big game hunter to save the Indian Space Agency's mission from a giant reptile infestation.

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