18 June 1938: birth of Michael Sheard, who played Rhos in The Ark (First Doctor, 1966), Dr. Summers in The Mind of Evil (Third Doctor, 1971), Laurence Scarman in Pyramids of Mars (Fourth Doctor, 1975), Lowe in The Invisible Enemy (Fourth Doctor, 1977), the Mergrave in Castrovalva (Fifth Doctor, 1982), and the Headmaster in Remembrance of the Daleks (Seventh Doctor, 1988). I'm not sure if any other actor has played six different Doctor Who parts of that weight.
18 June 1946: birth of Luan Peters, who played the second version of Chicki in The Macra Terror (Second Doctor, 1967) and Sheila in Frontier in Space (Third Doctor, 1974).
18 June 1973: death of Roger Delgado in a car accident in Turkey; he had played the original Master from 1971-73.
18 June 1991: death of Ronald Allen, who played Rago in The Dominators (Second Doctor, 1968) and Ralph Cornish in The Ambassadors of Death (Third Doctor, 1970).
18 June 2004: death of Frederick Jaeger, who played Jano in The Savages (First Doctor, 1966), Sorenson in Planet of Evil (Fourth Doctor, 1975), and Prof. Marius in The Invisible Enemy (Fourth Doctor, 1977).
ii) broadcast anniversaries
18 June 1966: broadcast of fourth episode of The Savages
18 June 2005: broadcast of The Parting of the Ways, ending the first season of New Who; last appearance of Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor. The Doctor tries to send Rose back to her own time, but she manages to gain the energy from the Tardis, which she and the Doctor use to destroy the Daleks – at the cost of the Doctor's ninth incarnation.
Not very long ago at all, I was writing about the DUP after Arlene. Now her successor has gone after less than three weeks.
The key issue here was not conversion therapy, but a hoarier chestnut: the question of passing an Irish Language Act for Northern Ireland, which would put into law the commitments made by all political parties in January last year when devolution was restored. The details don’t especially matter; the point is that the DUP have made an exceptionally poor choice of battleground here.
As I wrote two years ago (scanned here) the continued presence of Northern Ireland in the United Kingdom requires the Union to retain the loyalty of voters in the convinceable middle. These voters could foreseeably be persuaded to join a united Ireland, if three things happen:
Brexit turns out badly (✔️)
Unionism continues to be worse than Nationalism at appealing to its own core vote and not engaging with the centre (✔️)
There is a better offer on the table from Nationalists (currently quite far from being achieved, and in particular the need for Nationalists to find a convincing narrative on health services is even more acute after the last year).
Well, we are currently at two for three. Brexit is not working out well, and for all the DUP squawking about the evil EU imposing the Northern Ireland Protocol on them, the fact is that the Protocol is the inevitable outcome of the Brexit process which the DUP were alone among the Northern Irish parties in supporting, against the preferences of a majority of Northern Ireland’s population.
But it’s the second point that has produced many unforced errors from the DUP, including the current issue. There is no good reason to oppose an Irish Language Act. The sums of money involved are ridiculously small, especially compared with the amount of taxpayers’ money lost through the Renewable Heating Initiative scandal, which was largely on the DUP’s watch. But the money is not the important bit. The message is. And the message from the DUP is that anyone with the slightest hint of affection for the Irish language is not welcome in their vision of Northern Ireland.
I happen to live in a country with three official languages, and have looked at similar situations in a number of other places. We are no longer in the 1920s, when large parts of Europe (including the minority in Northern Ireland) found themselves under governments that they had not chosen, which a linguistic regime designed for the convenience of the locally ascendant faction. These are the 2020s. Enhanced language rights for minorities (or indeed sometimes for majorities) do not reduce the rights of anybody else. It is not a zero-sum game, unless you choose to make it so, as the DUP have done; and if you make that choice, you are probably going to end up on the wrong side of history.
To this strategic error, Poots added tactical clumsiness. We woke yesterday to the news that he had conceded that if the Assembly failed to pass an Irish Language Act, Westminster would step in and legislate, as it has done over abortion and equal marriage (also issues where the DUP were on the losing side). In other words, he stuck to a hardline position and failed to deliver, and does not even appear to have extracted any side concessions.
But the final straw appears to be that he totally failed to keep party colleagues in the loop as to what he was discussing. The Assembly convened to appoint Poots’ nominee, Paul Givan, as the new First Minister, but only four of the DUP’s MLAs actually supported the move. Party officers met in the evening and informed Poots that he had lost their confidence, and he resigned, the final act taking even less time than his defenestration of Arlene Foster (which now looks like a flash-in-the-pan tactical success rather than the fruition of a deep-seated strategic plan).
Some people saw this coming. I have had good relations with Sir Jeffrey Donaldson for twenty-five years, and I hope he will not mind my quoting a private communication here. When he lost the leadership election to Poots last month, I sent him a very brief sympathy note consisting of the two words “Next time!!!” His reply was “Could come sooner than expected……” He was right, and I guess he had a pretty clear view of the inherent weaknesses of Poots’ leadership; he would hardly have contested the election against him otherwise.
The next DUP leader (whether Sir Jeffrey or not) has a fundamental choice to make: will they continue to fight the cultural battles of the past, leading the party to cater solely for a dwindling but still significant minority of voters, and hoping against hope that Irish Nationalists do not get their act together to make the centre ground a better offer? Or will they try and create a post-Brexit Northern Ireland that actually works for all of its citizens, showing willingness to listen to the business community on how to manage the new border situation and telling their supporters that bilingual signage doesn’t take anything away from them and does make the Union more viable in the long term? It’s a question not just of the survival of the DUP but (if you care about it) of Northern Ireland as a viable part of the UK.
This is the latest post in a series I started in late 2019, anticipating the twentieth anniversary of my bookblogging which will fall in 2023. Every six-ish days, I've been revisiting a month from my recent past, noting work and family developments as well as the books I read in that month. I've found it a pleasantly cathartic process, especially in recent circumstances. If you want to look back at previous entries, they are all tagged under bookblog nostalgia.
Not a lot to report. Back in Northern Ireland, the SDLP had a leadership election, and I analysed the candidates based on their internet presence and plans for party organisation. I found Alasdair McDonnell significantly more convincing on the latter point, and SDLP delegates felt the same way. Unfortunately the wheels started coming off his leadership at the very start, with a disastrous acceptance speech, and did not get a lot better over the four painful years that he remained in the position.
I gave a lecture on Northern Ireland that month to Anne’s classmates, she recently having started a teacher training course, and went straight from there to Kosovo, for the first time in ages. I also find in my archives a very blurry photograph of Neil Kinnock, taken at 7.08 pm on the 29th, but I have no idea why or where.
Wed, 13:57: RT @SamCoatesSky: ext messages from the Prime Minister to Dominic Cummings published which appear to show the PM calling Matt Hancock “tota…
17 June 1982: birth of Jodie Whittaker, who plays the Thirteenth Doctor.
also 17 June 1982: birth of Arthur Darvill, who played the Eleventh Doctor’s companion Rory (2010-2012).
17 June 2013: death of Michael Goldie, who played Jack Craddock in The Dalek Invasion of Earth (First Doctor, 1964) and Elton Laleham in The Wheel in Space (Second Doctor, 1968)
ii) broadcast and production anniversaries
17 June 1967: broadcast of fifth episode of The Evil of the Daleks. The Doctor infects several Daleks with the ‘human factor’; the consequences gradually become apparent.
17 June 1969: Jon Pertwee is announced as the new Doctor.
17 June 1972: broadcast of fifth episode of The Time Monster. The Master and the Doctor arrive in Atlantis and become embroiled in a power struggle between the king and queen.
17 June 2006: broadcast of Love and Monsters. A group dedicated to investigating the Doctor is infiltrated by Victor Kennedy, who turns out to be even more sinister than he looks.
17 June 2017: broadcast of The Eaters of Light, the only New Who story written by someone who had also written for Old Who (Rona Munro). What happened to the legendary Ninth Legion of the Roman army? What is that strange creature lurking in the dark? And why are people suddenly disappearing?
Romania, along with a slew of other Communist nations, had just established diplomatic ties with China. It was now time to exchange ambassadors. Making that formal would involve an arcane ceremony developed in Europe and practiced around the world: the designated ambassador would hand over a letter to the head of state and ask to be accepted as the official representative of his nation.
Peter Martin was a colleague of mine when I started in my current workplace, but left to go back to Beijing as a reporter for Bloomberg. He's now in Washington working Bloomberg's defence beat, but has used his time in China profitably to write this excellent book on China's diplomatic service.
The first thing to say is that this book is (thank heavens) not for the China specialist. I confess I knew far less than I should about the history of the Communist Party and the People's Republic, and because the foreign ministry, the subject of this book, was very much the creation of Zhou Enlai, Peter is clear and lucid on this complex history. Chinese diplomacy was set up from scratch in 1949, all previous Chinese diplomats having been part of the old regime; the diplomats were senior Red Army officers, with no knowledge of diplomacy and often no experience of the world outside China. The isolation of the regime by other countries did not help. It seems incredible now that Taiwan was allowed to occupy China's place at the UN for more than twenty years after losing the war. Mutual suspicion between China and its international interlocutors was deep, and for good reason.
With that unpromising start, Chinese diplomacy is very different from that of other countries. Every country of course has its own style, reflecting national characteristics. But Chinese diplomats are unusual in two respects. They tend not to make friends outside their own service, and they tend to stick to their talking points rather than actually engage in a conversation. They are happy to pick fights over protocol, even when clearly in the wrong. This is of course the result of working for a bureaucracy which is internally paranoid and conscious of vulnerability to accusations of foreign influence. At one point in the 1990s, concerned citizens started sending calcium tablets to the ministry's headquarters, to help it build some backbone.
The Ministry also had the sharp end of explaining some of the more traumatic moments of recent history. It was badly affected by the Cultural Revolution, and one gets the sense that that experience still runs deep in bureaucratic China. The Tian-an-Men massacre of June 1989 was another key moment which reversed any recent international gains for China. NATO's bombing of the Chinese embassy in Belgrade in 1999 was another low point, inflicted by the West. On the other hand, there were also successes like the Beijing Olympics, and China's rapid re-positioning as an ally in the war on terror from 2001.
Taiwan continues to be a diplomatic irritant. I've once or twice been caught in the slipstream of this one myself; I organised a Brussels speaking opportunity for the then Taiwanese government spokesman in 2000, and was struck by the number of mainland Chinese who turned up to heckle him in the audience. Twelve years later, I organised a speaking opportunity for a senior government official from one of the dwindling number of states that recognise Taiwan. In his speech, he mentioned the People's Republic favourably and Taiwan not at all. Literally before he had sat down from speaking, he had been called by both sides asking if this meant a shift of policy. He grinned, having achieved exactly what he wanted – a very small country getting two bigger, richer rivals to compete for his affections.
Anyway, this book was published literally last week, and it's a great backgrounder on China as a whole and on its undiplomatic diplomats in particular. Strongly recommended. You can get it here.
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16 June 1932: birth of Norman Jones, who played Khrisong in The Abominable Snowmen (Second Doctor, 1967), Major Baker in Doctor Who and the Silurians (Third Doctor, 1970) and Hieronymous in The Masque of Mandragora (Fourth Doctor, 1976)
16 June 1937: birth of Michael Kilgarriff, who played the Cyber-Controller in The Tomb of the Cybermen (1967) and Attack of the Cybermen (1985), an Ogron in Frontier in Space (1973), and the Robot in Robot (1974-75). (Face never visible, so no photos.)
16 June 1940: birth of Carole Ann Ford, who played the First Doctor’s granddaughter Susan in 1963-64. Crikey, she’s 81!
16 June 1994: death of Eileen Way who played the Old Mother in An Unearthly Child (1963), the old woman in the woods in Daleks – Invasion Earth 2150 AD (1966) and Karela in The Creature from the Pit (1979).
ii) broadcast anniversaries
16 June 1973: broadcast of fifth episode of The Green Death. The Doctor confronts BOSS, which takes control of Mike Yates. Cliff has been infected by the slime.
Second paragraph of third story (“Cardiac Arrest”):
After seventy-eight minutes of holding, the daily Pan-Pac Boeing from San Diego was signalled down on to Emergency Runway A. Careful not to infringe Chinese air space, it circled down across sea and land. The delay had been caused by a plane on a local flight, which had crashed and blocked a main runway. The passengers could see the dark smudge of smoke drawn across the field, impersonal, remote from human lives and deaths.
Aldiss is one of my favourite writers, but I don’t think this is one of my favourite collections. The best stories here I already knew from other anthologies; the others, including the title story, have mostly not been published elsewhere since they were published here, and generally for good reason. It’s still interesting to appreciate just how much the retreat from Empire affected Britain of Aldiss’s generation, and even the stories that have not stood the test of time have some great turns of phrase in Aldiss’s typically laconic descriptions. So I’m glad I finally got to it, though I suspect I may not pick it up again. You can get it here.
This was my top unread book acquired in 2015. Next on that pile is The Primal Urge, by the same author.
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15 June 1990: death of Leonard Sachs, who played Admiral de Coligny in The Massacre (First Doctor, 1966) and President Borusa in Arc of Infinity (Fifth Doctor, 1983)
ii) broadcast anniversaries
None. This is the first date in the year on which no episode of Doctor Who or its various spin-offs has been premiered.
Second frame of third story ("Man-hating Madness"):
I got this in 2019 because one of the stories, "Battle for Womanhood", was up for the Retro Hugo that year, which I was administering, and it won – topping the poll at nominations stage and convincingly carrying the final ballot. I voted for it too, and on reflection I'm really not sure why; these are a weird set of stories combining an attractively subversive feminism with some pretty awful racism against the Japanese. (But the Chinese, who of course are allies and victims of Japan, are all right.) I almost gave up after the first few, which were all about Wonder Woman biffing either the Germans or the Japanese, though getting tied up a lot. Then it starts getting interesting, with weird alien creatures and ancient gods getting involved, and an interesting mentoring relationship between Wonder Woman and human girl; along with the full-figured Etta Candy and her sorority, and recurrent villains Dr Psycho and the Cheetah, and Wonder Woman still gets tied up a lot. Oh, and Steve as well.
But honestly, it's not all that good. Inspiration for what came later, of course, and it's not like any comics were especially brilliant by today's standards at the time. But I am a bit surprised at my own vote, in retrospect. Anyway, you can get it here.
This was my top unread English-language comic. Next up, if I can find it, is a slim volume called Eurofiles.
Sun, 12:46: RT @herszenhorn: Message just now from handler about Boris Johnson’s closing G7 news conference as summit host: “Unfortunately the UK does…
Sun, 15:43: Wandered into a baptism ceremony at the eleventh-century St Peter’s Church in Bertem. People have been bringing their children here for christening for a millennium. https://t.co/5OxVBwu57d
Mon, 05:58: Dreamed I had done no revision at all for my university exams. In fact I have indeed done no revision at all for my university exams, because I don’t have any. But with two students in the house who do, it’s not difficult to tell where that dream came from!
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14 June 1937: birth of Michael Ferguson, director of The War Machines (First Doctor, 1966), The Seeds of Death (Second Doctor, 1969), The Ambassadors of Death (Third Doctor, 1970) and The Claws of Axos (Third Doctor, 1971)
14 June 1985: death of Graham Leaman who played four roles in five Old Who stories: the captive Controller in The Macra Terror (Second Doctor, 1967), Price the communications office in Fury from the Deep (Second Doctor, 1968), the Grand Marshall of the Ice Warriors in The Seeds of Death (Second Doctor, 1969), and an un-named Time Lord in Colony in Space (Third Doctor, 1971) and The Three Doctors (Third Doctor, 1973). (Some dispute whether it is actually the same Time Lord.)
14 June 1998: possibly the youngest person I'll mention here, Julia Joyce played young Rose Tyler in Father's Day (Ninth Doctor, 2005), and Peter Capaldi's character's daughter Holly Frobisher in Torchwood: Children of Earth (2009).
14 June 2004: death of Max Rosenberg, who produced the two 1960s Dalek films.
ii) broadcast anniversaries
14 June 1969: broadcast of ninth episode of The War Games. The Doctor summons the Time Lords to deal with the situation, but is himself captured.
14 June 2008: broadcast of Midnight. The Doctor and fellow passengers on a space bus are trapped with a mysterious alien entity. I think this is the best single episode that RTD ever wrote.
14 June 2010: broadcast of Angel of the North, the twenty-third episode of the Australian K9 series. Gryffen goes in search of the Fallen Angel and finds out there's more to the alien ship then even a genius like him knew.
14 June 2016: Big Finish releases The Trouble with Drax, an audio play starring Tom Baker as the Doctor, Lalla Ward as Romana, John Leeson as K9, Ray Brooks as Drax (from The Armageddon Factor) and John Challis, Hugh Fraser and Miranda Raison in various parts. I don't normally note the anniversaries of Big Finish releases, but as it happens I listened to this at the weekend and hugely enjoyed it. You can get it here.
I discovered by chance during the week that there are two very ancient churches in villages near us. I find this fascinating. Although one thinks of Ireland as a place with a lot of ancient history, in fact there are not a lot of ancient buildings which are still in use. In the town of my birth, Belfast, the title of Oldest Building is disputed between McHugh’s Bar, behind the Albert Clock, and the Dirty Onion two blocks away on Hill Street. Neither is older than the late 17th century; the oldest buildings in New York are older than that.
Our own local church, dedicated to St Anne, is not a bad start – the tower is 11th century, but the rest is from the 18th century. However, St Peter’s Church in Bertem, a place I drive past whenever I go to Brussels, is almost entirely 11th century, and early 11th century at that.
We went and had a look at it this afternoon – it is open from 2 to 5 on Sundays. I had not realised that today was the day that churches in Belgium generally reopened after the second wave of the pandemic, and there was a lovely baptism taking place as we arrived. Father Maervoet made us very welcome.
For a thousand years, the people of Bertem have been bringing their children to this building to be welcomed into the community.
An ancient icon of the Madonna as the Seat of Wisdom sits in a protected alcove. It is thought to be twelfth century, so not quite as old as the church. (What a disappointment, eh?)
Little Karel looked about nine or ten months old; he must have been born just before the October lockdown. (Or maybe even after. He was sitting up straight and crawling, but not yet standing.)
It was really nice to see an old community building on the day that it returned to regular use.
The Bertem church is a little spoiled by a decaying 18th century portico at one corner. Who on earth could have thought that was a good idea?
But that is not all. Not ten minutes’ walk from St Peter’s in Bertem, the smaller chapel of St Verona in Leefdaal dates in part from around 900, a century earlier than St Peter’s. It is open at 8.30 on a Sunday morning, or by appointment for a small fee. (We made an appointment with Mrs R who is the head of the parish council.) The core of the chapel is the really old part.
A couple of lucky tourists happened by and were able to benefit from the chapel being opened at our request.
St Verona is the stuff of legend. She is commemorated in an 18th century statue and a 20th century stained glass window. Supposedly, she was the sister of a Holy Roman Emperor, who received a prophetic dream that she would be buried here. Other details are vague.
Unsporting philologists suggest that there was no St Verona, and the name of the hill (“Vroienberg”) became the name of the chapel. be that as it may, Mrs R is justly proud of Leefdaal’s little corner of local heritage, and gave us a good tour.
Behind Mrs R you can see two other features of local worship, which we found both in Leefdaal and in Bertem. One is a portrait of local boy Father Damien, who died in 1889 ministering to lepers in Hawaii and whose mortal remains are now in Leuven. St Peter’s, Bertem has a less chummy and slightly stern painting of him too.
The other is that both churches have statues of the Virgin and her Child, kept in glass cases for now, but ready for the moment when they can again be brought out for a procession through the town. (Bertem on the left, Leefdaal on the right.)
Finally, near the chapel of St Verona in Leefdaal you can find the spring of St Verona (in the front garden of 283 Dorpstraat). Externally it’s a not very impressive 1950s cubicle, but there is an interesting bas-relief inside depicting St Verona (in the middle) who apparently caused the spring to well up from the ground, offering comfort to two passing German pilgrims.
Belgium has only been independent since 1830, but local roots are a lot deeper than that.
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13 June 2019: death of Audrey Arlington, who played the Abbess in Eye of the Gorgon (SJA, 2007), and Mrs Poggit in Amy's Choice (Eleventh Doctor, 2010)
broadcast anniversaries
13 June 1964: broadcast of "The Day of Darkness", fourth episode of the story we now call The Aztecs. Cameca helps the Tardis crew escape, and Aztec history continues as it had always done.
13 June 1970: broadcast of sixth episode of Inferno. The Doctor and friends fight through to the Tardis console in the parallel Earth, and the Doctor escapes though the others are doomed.
Braveheart won the Oscar for Best Picture of 1995, and four others: Best Director (Mel Gibson), Best Cinematography, Best Make-up, and Best Sound Effects Editing. It lost in five categories, two to Apollo 13. The Hugo that year went to the Babylon 5 episode The Coming of Shadows.
I have seen very few films made in 1995, a year when my PhD and my brief political career were simultaneously peaking. Of the other Oscar nominees, I have seen Apollo 13 and Babe, but not Il Postino or Sense and Sensibility. Other 1995 films that I have seen: Goldeneye, The American President, Johnny Mnemonic (which is set in 2021), the wonderful Tank Girl, the brilliant Ian McKellen Richard III, and I think that’s it. Apart from Johnny Mnemonic, I liked all of them more than Braveheart. IMDB users disagree with me and have it third on one ranking and fourth on the other, behind Se7en in both cases.
Edited to add: My sister writes in to remind me that I did in fact see Sense and Sensibility at the time and told her that to my own surprise I liked it. She also points to this piece about Sense and Sensibility which includes a reflection on the contrast with Braveheart.
Here’s a trailer.
This being the sort of film it is, there are loads of actors who have also been in Doctor Who, but I’m going to start with one who wasn’t. Edward Longshanks, aka King Edward I of England, is played here by Patrick McGoohan, much more famous as The Prisoner.
There are a couple of Whovians. The biggest Who name is a blink-and-you’ll-miss-huim moment in Braveheart, where Bernard Horsfall asks Mel Gibson a pointed question about the Balliol claim to the Scottish throne. (In real life Wallace was on Balliol’s side rather than the Bruces’.) Horsfall was in several Doctor Who stories, in The Mind Robber (Second Doctor, 1968), a Time Lord in The War Games (Second Doctor, 1969), Taron in Planet of the Daleks (Third Doctor, 1973) and Chancellor Goth (possibly the same Time Lord as previously) in The Deadly Assassin (Fourth Doctor, 1976).
Rupert Vansittart plays rapey Lord Bottoms here; he went on to be General Asquith (or rather the Slitheen disguised as General Asquith) in the 2005 Doctor Who story Aliens of London / World War Three.
Michael Tierney here is the evil magistrate who kills Braveheart’s girl; a few years earlier he was an assistant to Honor Blackman in the 1986 Doctor Who story Terror of the Vervoids.
I spotted one actor who had been in a Hugo-winning film: Michael Byrne is Michael Tierney’s sidekick here, and was the main Nazi in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Noting also that Brian Cox, playing Argyle Wallace here, provided an Ood voice in Doctor Who but was not on screen. (I’m a little surprised that Alun Armstrong has never been in Who.)
OK folks, I’ll be brief: this is a violent and also silly film. Clichés abound. Great use of (mostly Irish) scenery, gallant (but occasionally treacherous) Scots, repulsive English, seductive French women, funny Irish sidekick, sanguinary combat, swirling music, culminating in Wallace’s Christ-like martyrdom. I’m rating it ahead of Platoon, my worst Oscar winner ever, because at least the characters are distinguishable and nearly interesting. I can see how it appeals to those Americans who like historical parallels to how they imagine their own revolution, and to anyone who likes a good romantic nationalist tale (which sometimes even includes me, which is why I’m not putting it at the very bottom of my list; I am neutral veering to positive on Scottish independence). But really, it’s the most utter tosh. I’m putting in 59th place out of 68, two places above last year’s Forrest Gump, just above Patton, which is more boring, and just below Mutiny on the Bounty, which carries off its clichés better.
(My observation that a parallel can be drawn between Wallace and the American War of Independence is not at all original, and was probably not original when Robert Burns invoked Wallace in his Ode on General Washington’s Birthday in 1794.)
Incidentally this is the first Oscar-winning film since Chariots of Fire, fourteen years before, to be set in Britain and the first mainly set in Scotland (Chariots of Fire of course had a number of Scottish scenes; we had Wales back in 1941). Since then we’ve had three in Asia (Gandhi, Platoon and The Last Emperor), two in Continental Europe (Amadeus and Schindler’s List) and Out of Africa. I’ll do an overall tally when we reach #70 in the sequence.
This is the second Oscar-winning film to be based on a work of epic poetry. (The first, fifty years earlier, was The Best Years of Our Lives.) The original 15th-century text of Blind Harry’s The Actes and Deidis of the Illustre and Vallyeant Campioun Schir William Wallace is readily available online, but like most people these days I satisfied myself with the 18th century translation by William Hamilton of Gilbertfield, available in a nice edition introduced by Elspeth King with impressive woodcut illustrations by Owain Kirby. You can get it here.
The opening sentence of Book III, Chapter II of Hamilton’s version is as follows, cross-referenced with the lines it is adapting from Blind Harry’s original.
When Wallace now had vanquish’d in the Field The Traitor false, that had his Father kill’d, And Brother also, that brave and worthy Knight, With many more, that all were Men of Might; He caus’d provide, and distribute their Store, To go on new Exploits, and purchase more. In Clyde’s Green-Wood they did sojourn three Days; No South’ron might Adventure in those Ways, Death did they thole, durst in their Gate appear; And Wallace’ Word did Travel far and near.
Quhen Wallace had weyle wenquist to the playne The falss terand that had his fadyr slayne; His brothyr als, quhilk was a gentill knycht, Othir gud men befor to dede thai dycht; He gert dewyss, and prowide thar wictaille; Baith stuff and horss that was of gret awaille, To freyndis about preualye thai send, The ramanand full glaidlye thar thai spend. In Clydis wode thai soiornyt twenty dayis, Na Sothren that tyme was persawyt in thai wais, Bot he tholyt dede that come in thar danger: The worde of him walkit baith fer and ner.
King warns in her introduction that “As far as the battle scenes and the incidents of killing are concerned, Braveheart is a work of restraint and good taste when compared to Blind Harry’s original text.” She’s not wrong. I must admit that the poem has a cracking pace, even with some unfortunate McGonagallisms. Like the film, it’s a bit vague on geography, but very clear about who the good guys and the bad guys are. Unlike the film, it’s mercifully discreet about Wallace’s horrible death. I’m afraid it did read like one incident of biffing the English followed by another of biffing traitorous Scots and so on, but I can see why people liked it.
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Fri, 19:07: Well, a future Worldcon bid (not one of this year’s contenders) just lost *my* vote this evening. If you screw up, accept responsibility, don’t pretend that the problem never happened!
Fri, 20:48: RT @MrSeanRyan: I defy anyone to look at this selection of essays on today’s English Paper 1 and say the Leaving Cert is predictable and is…
Sat, 10:45: The Maddening, Twisted Story of the Diplomat Who Became a Troll https://t.co/lk7lcqeNuB Grim and horrifying story of harassment and cyberbullying.
12 June 1965: broadcast of "Journey Into Terror", fourth episode of the story we now call The Chase The Tardis crew and the Daleks explore a house filled with apparently supernatural creatures. (Frankenstein's monster was played by the father of a college friend of mine.)
12 June 1969: last filming of the last episode of The War Games, Patrick Troughton's final appearance as a regular (though he came back three times afterwards).
12 June 1971: broadcast of fourth episode of The Dæmons. The Doctor is captured by the villagers, but escapes; meanwhile the Master summons Azal.
12 June 2010: broadcast of The Lodger. To save the Tardis and Amy, the Doctor must pose as a human lodger in a house where the folk upstairs are not what they seem.
I note that we celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary in our nearest local restaurant at the start of the month. A couple of days later, I (or rather my poor Belarusian intern M) received one of the rudest replies I have ever seen, from the office of Nigel Farage.
Dear [Belarusian M]
Thank you for your esteemed request.
However, it is not within Mr Farage's remit to represent the EU, or its pseudo-parliament, by engaging with any Mission accredited to the EU. He represents the UK Independence Party (independence, that is, from the EU) and the voters of the UK, who support the UKIP's anti-EU manifesto.
Moreover, if [your client] seeks only to persuade Mr Farage that the EU's proposed [thing] is illegitimate and undesirable, it need not trouble itself to meet him on that account. Mr Farage opposes all of the agreements the EU makes, over the head of the UK's democratically elected government, with any other party whatsoever.
On this account, Mr Farage – and all UKIP-members of the EU's pseudo-parliament – have voted, and will continue to vote, against the EU's [thing]. They voted also for [thing] to be examined by the ECJ, in the hope that the ECJ would strike it down.
His time is also very precious. He does not engage in diplomatic small-talk. Is there anything else to be discussed?
Current The Mammoth Book of SF Stories by Women, ed. Alex Dally MacFarlane Don't Be Evil: The Case Against Big Tech, by Rana Foroohar Carrying the Fire, by Michael Collins
Last books finished Wonder Woman: The Golden Age, Vol. 2 by William Moulton Marston Blind Harry’s Wallace, translated by William Hamilton of Gilbertfield Comic Inferno, by Brian W. Aldiss China’s Civilian Army: The Making of Wolf Warrior Diplomacy, by Peter Martin
Next books Boys in Zinc, by Svetlana Alexievich Roger Zelazny's The Dawn of Amber: Book 1, by John Gregory Betancourt
Thu, 15:02: RT @Parlimag: The COVID-19 pandemic is a stark reminder of the need for a European framework for the personal & household services sector &…
Thu, 22:43: RT @TheRealBuzz: Thank you #NASA Juno for the close-up pictures of #Jupiter’s largest moon, Ganvmede. We haven’t seen images like these in…
Fri, 08:21: This vote between the best of RTD’s season finales, and yawnfest Ambassadors of Death, is currently tied! https://t.co/EE4pSTgly4
Fri, 10:45: RT @SamCoatesSky: Interesting – analyst @Mij_Europe thinks there’s an almost 1 in 3 chance of a trade war between UK and EU And this *coul…
11 June 1927: birth of Kit Pedler, who co-wrote The Tenth Planet (First Doctor, 1966), The Moonbase (Second Doctor, 1967) and The Tomb of the Cybermen (Fourth Doctor, 1967)
11 June 1931: birth of Colin Bell, who played Chief Petty Officer Summers in The Sea Devils (Third Doctor, 1972) and Private Bryson in Invasion of the Dinosaurs (Third Doctor, 1974).
i) broadcast anniversaries
11 June 1966: broadcast of third episode of The Savages. Jano has absorbed the Doctor's essence and starts to behave like him.
11 June 2005: broadcast of Bad Wolf. The Doctor, Rose and Jack find themselves participating in TV game shows, but the Daleks are behind it all.
A significant day today, as I returned to the office for the first time on a regular basis – I have already nipped in a few times this year, but I have now been allocated the Thursday shift and will be going in on that day until things loosen up again. I was the most senior person there today, and enjoyed the company of younger colleagues, one of whom had only started earlier this week, while another had not been to the office since March last year.
Gillian Tett, a contemporary of ours at Clare, wrote a piece a week ago (well, the Guardian published an excerpt from her new book) that really captures what we have lost in the last year of virtual interaction. Roll on normality. We went for a drink after work on Place de Londres (I refuse to go to Place Luxembourg on Thursdays) and it was really good to see people enjoying themselves on the terraces on a lovely sunny evening. There was a palpable feeling of decompression. We were a good multinational group – two Romanians, two Italians, a French/Croatian colleague and me, so seven nationalities between the six of us.
The Belgian numbers continue to go the right way. I had hoped in my last update that I might be able to say today that ICU numbers are at their lowest all year; not quite there, but we’ll hit that threshold in the next couple of days. More importantly, perhaps, vaccination rates are ramping up. Anne had her first dose yesterday, and I get my second tomorrow fortnight.
(A few weeks ago I met – in person – with officials from a Central Asian government. “We have all had Sputnik vaccine,” the leader of the delegation told me. “Now we can receive Russian television without antenna!”)
And in the office pool for the European Championships (as I still old-fashionedly call them) I drew Denmark. Which may not seem such good news, but (unlike some of my colleagues who had not been born then) I remember watching the 1992 final in a pub in Maynooth, when Denmark won despite not having actually qualified. I take it as a good omen.
Wed, 18:26: RT @NaomiOhReally: Emphatic response to a report that the EU is considering introducing checks between the Republic and the rest of the EU.…
Wed, 18:36: A grim, grim read from @CrisisGroup. I remember overseeing their first N-K analysis back in 2005 (with @SabineFreizer). We warned then of what could happen; the only thing that surprised me was that it took fifteen years. https://t.co/3bF2lckcLO
10 June 1904: birth of Geoffrey Orme, who wrote The Underwater Menace (Second Doctor, 1967)
10 June 1926: birth of Gabor Baraker, who played Wang-Lo, the rather camp tavern-keeper, in the story we now call Marco Polo and Luigi Ferrigo, a dodgy Genoese merchant, in the story we now call The Crusade
10 June 1976: birth of Lee Haven Jones, who has directed (so far) three Thirteenth Doctor stories, Spyfall: Part Two (2020), Orphan 55 (2020) and Revolution of the Daleks (2021).
10 June 2008: death of David Brierly, who played the voice of K9 in 1979-80.
ii) broadcast anniversaries
10 June 1967: broadcast of fourth episode of The Evil of the Daleks. Jamie and Kemel join forces to rescue Victoria; but at the end of the quest they find a Dalek instead.
10 June 1972: broadcast of fourth episode of The Time Monster. The Doctor and the Master duel via Tardis in the vortex.
10 June 2006: broadcast of The Satan Pit. The Beast possesses the Ood and various of the human crew, making fearful predictions about the Doctor and Rose; but the Doctor traps it on the black hole.
10 June 2017: broadcast of The Empress of Mars. NASA discovers a message reading GOD SAVE THE QUEEN under the ice on Mars's surface. The Doctor, Nardole, and Bill find Victorian soldiers embroiled in a conflict with one of Mars’s ancient species.
My mother has become a force I no longer recognize. She burst into my flat this morning as I sat slumped in my dressing gown, sulkily painting my toenails and watching the preamble to the racing.
I had of course read this years ago when it first came out. It's still pretty funny, even though some parts of it have dated – nobody has a mobile phone, for instance, and nobody is on social media which did not exist in the prehistoric days of (checks) 1996. There are some hilarious moments and good bits of human observation. It's an entertaining book, but not a deep one; you basically know from the encounter with Mark Darcy on the very first day how this is going to end up, and that the storyline with Daniel is going to turn out badly. A good quick read.
The new edition has some extra material reflecting the last 25 years of history, including notes on how it was written, the impact on Fielding's own life and her later writings – Bridget's observations on the death of Princess Diana, and the pandemic, for instance. It also includes the utterly hilarious interview with Colin Firth. You can get it here.
This was the top book on my shelves not previously reviewed online. Next on that pile is Middlemarch, which is is something of a different league.
Tue, 12:56: RT @SJAMcBride: In what should have been his honeymoon as leader, Edwin Poots is presiding over chaos in the DUP. Poots finds himself leade…
Tue, 15:32: RT @JP_Biz: The Biden administration’s point person on Brexit is Queens Uni Belfast alum Amanda Sloat. She’s Senior Director for Europe on…
Tue, 15:32: RT @irishagreement: @JP_Biz @A_Sloat while at Brookings also wrote their Brexit End Game series reporting every detail of the Brexit circus…
Tue, 17:11: RT @Sime0nStylites: If I was seeking international agreement for a climate ‘Marshall plan’ I wld have already sorted out my contribution &…
9 June 1950: birth of David Troughton, son of Second Doctor Patrick Troughton, who played Private Moor in The War Games (Second Doctor, 1969), King Peladon in The Curse of Peladon (Third Doctor, 1972) and Professor Hobbes in Midnight (Tenth Doctor, 2008) as well as the Black Guardian for Big Finish and the Second Doctor for the Serpent's Crest series.
ii) broadcast anniversaries
9 June 1973: broadcast of fourth episode of The Green Death. Mike Yates and the Doctor go undercover to penetrate Global Chemicals.
9 June 2007: broadcast of Blink. The Doctor and Martha try to escape the Weeping Angels by sending messages to Sally Sparrow in DVD Easter Eggs from 1969. The single best episode of New Who in my humble opinion.
The Tardis crew and the Daleks explore a house filled with apparently supernatural creatures. (Frankenstein's monster was played by the father of a college friend of mine.)
