All the world’s flags

Flags of the world, graded from A (Gambia) to F (Northern Mariana Islands).

Choice comments based on a stringent methodology include:
Central African Republic: Do not attempt to disprove the four-colour theorem on your flag! (This goes for you, too, Mauritius).
Dominica: Do not put a picture of a parrot on your flag! (This goes for you too, Guatamala!)
Falkland Islands: Worst UK colonial flag. Has a sheep on it. Actually, if you look closely, you can see that the sheep is riding on top of an island, which is riding on top of a ship. Also the stupid slogan is in English, and is a platitude.
Marshall Islands: Looks like an airline logo.
Mozambique: Automatic weapons on a flag are especially bad. Appears to have been designed by a committee all of whom had stupid ideas for pictures of extra things to put on the flag.

Glorious.

Posted in Uncategorised

The other half of the day

Much drama in the afternoon. Another of my staff, visiting a place I shall call Borduria, had got detained by the Bordurian secret police this morning. They’d been perfectly polite but “borrowed” his laptop long enough to hoover all the data out of it, including sensitive interviews with a leading liberal in the Bordurian government who I happen to know as well. My colleague made his excuses and left Borduria, probably for ever as they withdrew his visa.

Very alarming. Knowing that his email is almost certainly monitored as well, I sent my Bordurian liberal friend an message that on a vague reading would look like a protest at the treatment of my colleague by the secret police, but I am pretty sure he is smart enough to realise that it was really a warning that they know what he’s been saying to us. (Of course they probably have a good idea anyway.)

Ulp.

Posted in Uncategorised

Hectic day

My talk about Norn Iron to the 18-yr-olds went well, but the day started much too early.

Much negotiation with one of my heads of office who wanted to fire one of his staff. By the time we’d got the paperwork sorted out, the person he was trying to get rid of had jumped before being pushed.

Other drama too but I will say no more here.

Posted in Uncategorised

Morning quickie

Good to meet last night – the first time I’ve met someone who I knew only from their livejournal. Good fun.

Off now to small town near Antwerp to tell sixth-formers what is was like to grow up in Northern Ireland. Then work.

Posted in Uncategorised

May Books 3) Manifesto for a New World Order

3) Manifesto for a New World Order, by George Monbiot

I usually read Monbiot’s articles in the Guardian (including the very silly one about the Wright brothers) but, thanks to my sister, this is the first time I’ve tried him at book length.

It’s a mixed bag, written really for people who already count themselves as sympathisers with the anti-globalisation movement (and I suspect Monbiot would classify me as on the inside pissing out, rather than like him on the outside pissing in). There are four substantive chapters each with a different proposal. The first of these I completely agreed with, a rousing defence of democracy against communism and anarchism, though I myself do not move in circles where this is much debated.

The second is a proposal for a World Parliament of 600 single-member transnational constituencies of 10 million people. Hmm. I’d have liked to see some actual figures here, for what such a parliament would look like. By country, as of 2002, there would be 128 Chinese MPs, 105 Indian, 29 from the United States, 21 from Indonesia, 17 from Brazil, 14 from Pakistan, Russia and Bangladesh, 13 from Nigeria and Japan. Monbiot quite reasonably snarls at those who would object to thus empowering the poor, but there is also the matter of empowering dictatorships by giving them representation (and his idea of handicapping less democratic regimes in an upper chamber is ludicrously unrealistic even by the standards of his other proposals). It’s not an evil idea, but the way he puts it forward indicates to me how unfamiliar he is with the range of democratic practices worldwide.

The third is an appeal to implement Keynes’ rather than Dexter White’s plans for the Bretton Woods institutions. I don’t know enough about the history or economics of this to comment properly, but several aspects of Monbiot’s presentation seemed to me dishonest. Lumping together the IMF, World Bank and currency speculators as if they were one evil mass signed up to the same agenda is simply not fair. My personal experience of the World Bank has been rather positive, of an organisation of able people who could be earning far more in the private sector but instead are trying to reduce poverty; he seems to be writing about some other institution entirely. Likewise, the only currency speculator Monbiot actually names is one whom I happen to know, George Soros, who indeed gets a duly positive write-up. That the IMF sometimes behaves with crass insensitivity is well known, but to say that it is also evil is a step further and I don’t find the case convincing. My conclusion is that I must read Skidelsky’s biography of Keynes, and decide for myself.

The fourth is about the international trade system. Here I found the presentation unsatisfactory because it has been slightly overtaken by events, specifically the Cancún débâcle of last September. But it’s unarguable to me at least that many poor countries need some trade barriers, and that rich countries tend to cheat on the arrangements. I’ve even put my name to a 114 kb pdf file which makes that argument, though within the paradigm of trade liberalisation all round rather than just for the rich. A crucial aspect that is omitted from Monbiot’s calculation, but is more and more something I’m saying in private to my official contacts and increasingly also in public, is the question of the movement of people as well as goods, services and capital. “Fortress Europe” penalises the honest traveller and rewards the trafficker of human beings. So of the three policy-oriented chapters, this one came closest to my own views.

In the short concluding chapter, Monbiot wonders if he got it the wrong way round and should have started off with his thoughts on trade and then moved on to Bretton Woods and finished with the World Parliament. For me, it doesn’t really matter. The book’s big failing is its lack of engagement with what the “enemy” actually say about themselves. Its success is that at least it puts forward ideas.

Posted in Uncategorised

Avar aaargh

I am having immense difficulty in getting the best spelling of the surname of an Avar warlord who was assassinated in Baku in 1997.

So far I’ve been told Antsukski, Ansukhskii, Ansuthsky, Antsusky, and various modifications on the theme.

Of course the problem is that the Avar alphabet is being transliterated either into the similar Russian alphabet and then into the quite different English alphabet or else coming into English via the completely inappropriate Azeri transliteration.

I thought to myself, I’ll try Googling to see if I can identify an academic expert on the Avar language (or магIарул мацI as they like to call it). Found one who looked ideal, a Dutch woman working in Berlin. But on closer examination she turns out to be no use for my purposes because she died last year.

Not that many people will notice.

Posted in Uncategorised

All over

It’s all over in Ajara. Abashidze has lost control of the police and the Russians are sending a senior minister to tell him to leave quietly. No shooting, thank heavens.

Posted in Uncategorised

Failure of communication

Bah.

Tried to dial-up from laptop to internet before breakfast this morning. After forty-five minutes of frustration it seems that the password I have been given for our dial-up service is wrong.

Came to this cybercafe. All went well, printed out the info needed to insert into Azerbaijan report before emailing it back to base. Went back to hotel. No floppy disks. Went out and bought floppy disks. Returned to laptop. No floppy disk drive.

Aaargh.

Came back to cybercafe – at least I have an earlier version of report on my webmail, and can insert info into that and finish off later. Open it from webmail. It is all junk. Cybercafe doesn’t have Micro$oft Word installed, only Word Pad.

Well, I can insert the necessary bits into the version on my laptop and have it ready when I get back to Brussels. But we’ve lost another half day.

Bah.

Posted in Uncategorised

May Books 2) Wild Seed

2) Wild Seed, by Octavia E. Butler

Very thought-provoking but a quick read. Two immortals with super-powers, one male, one female, meet and develop in the context of the slave trade between Africa and America in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries.

Posted in Uncategorised

In Zagreb

Have been flown into Zagreb for consultations with representatives of Norway and used the time also for a team meeting with heads of office from the region. Now planning a reunion with former colleagues, then last touches to Azerbaijan report, then an early night.

Interesting to see how much things have clearly moved on here – we lived in the city for eight months in 1998. One of my colleagues has just visited Greece, and commented that Croatia compares to it really favourably. Certainly the government representative – of a supposedly nationalist gvoernment – who addressed this meeting this morning looked to my finely-honed Northern Irish radar like he was probably a Muslim.

I reminded my hosts that next year will be the 100th anniversary of their country declaring independence from a larger neighbour with which it had been united in an unpopular union. The other guest speaker, who is Swedish, pretended not to be amused.

OK, must go now and prepare for more typing.

Posted in Uncategorised

Hugo novels

X for the ones I had read on 4 May 2004. Links where I’ve written reviews.

[X] American Gods by Neil Gaiman, 2002
[X] … And Call Me Conrad by Roger Zelazny, 1966 (tie)
[X] Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold, 1992
[X] Blue Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson, 1997
[X] A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr., 1961
[X] A Case of Conscience by James Blish, 1959
[ ] Cyteen by C. J. Cherryh, 1989
[X] A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge, 2000
[X] The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester, 1953
[X] The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, 1996
[X] The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin, 1975
[X] Doomsday Book by Connie Willis, 1993 (tie)
[X] Double Star by Robert A. Heinlein, 1956
[ ] Downbelow Station by C. J. Cherryh, 1982
[X] Dreamsnake by Vonda McIntyre, 1979
[X] Dune by Frank Herbert, 1966 (tie)
[X] Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card, 1986
[X] Farmer in the Sky by Robert A. Heinlein, 1951
[X] A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge, 1993 (tie)
[X] Forever Peace by Joe Haldeman, 1998
[X] The Forever War by Joe Haldeman, 1976
[ ] Foundation’s Edge by Isaac Asimov, 1983
[X] The Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke, 1980
[X] Gateway by Frederik Pohl, 1978
[X] The Gods Themselves by Isaac Asimov, 1973
[X] Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson, 1994
[X] Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling, 2001
[X] Hyperion by Dan Simmons, 1990
[X] The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, 1970
[X] Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny, 1968
[X] The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick, 1963
[X] Mirror Dance by Lois McMaster Bujold, 1995
[X] The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein, 1967
[X] The Mule by Isaac Asimov, 1946
[X] Neuromancer by William Gibson, 1985
[X] Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke, 1974
[X] Ringworld by Larry Niven, 1971
[ ] The Snow Queen by Joan D. Vinge, 1981
[X] Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card, 1987
[X] Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner, 1969
[X] Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein, 1960
[X] Startide Rising by David Brin, 1984
[X] Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein, 1962
[ ] They’d Rather Be Right by Mark Clifton and Frank Riley, 1955
[X] To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis, 1999
[X] To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip José Farmer, 1972
[X] The Uplift War by David Brin, 1988
[X] The Vor Game by Lois McMaster Bujold, 1991
[ ] The Wanderer by Fritz Leiber, 1965
[ ] Way Station by Clifford D. Simak, 1964
[X] Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang by Kate Wilhelm, 1977

44 down, 7 to go…

[later edit:

since making this entry I have read:
Way Station
Downbelow Station
They’d Rather Be Right
Cyteen
Foundation’s Edge
The Wanderer
and The Snow Queen

and Paladin of Souls by Lois McMaster Bujold won the 2004 Hugo.]

Posted in Uncategorised

May Books 1) Tales of the Dying Earth

1) Tales of the Dying Earth, by Jack Vance

This is an omnibus edition of four of Jack Vance’s books, The Dying Earth, The Eyes of the Overworld, Cugel’s Saga and Rhialto the Marvellous, all put together as a volume in the Fantasy Masterworks series. Grand, original, rich fantasy material, all set at the end of time, on an earth where it is anticipated that the sun may go out any day. The first book is a set of linked short stories; the second tells the story of Cugel’s long return from exile; the third (which I’d already read) tells the story of his repeating the journey; and the fourth is about a community of magicians feuding with each other.

I found the fourth book a bit tiresome; the characters had little to recommend them and seemed possessed of immense powers but with quite arbitrary limitations. But the other three were great. The descriptions are detailed and baroque, and the humour steeped in irony. Cugel in particular is just annoying enough that we cheer when he meets a setback but we also want him to succeed. One great exchange (at least, I laughed)is when he is bidding farewell to three sisters:

     With an effort Cugel maintained his aplomb. “At night I was entertained by games and antics, and here at least I have no complaint.”
     Salasser said, “The reverse is not true. Your fumbling and groping with cold hands has bored us all.”
     Tabazinth said, “I am not naturally unkind but the truth must be told. Your natural characteristics are really inadequate and, also, your habit of whistling between your teeth should be corrected.”
     Meadhre began to giggle. “Cugel is innocently proud of his innovations, but I have heard small children exchanging theories of more compelling interest.”

It’s also interesting at long long last to read a book that was one of the sources for Dungeons and Dragons. The Prismatic Spray spell is a direct lift from Vance, and Numa’s Undetectable Aura (in D&D) is obviously a close relative of Phandaal’s Mantle of Stealth (in The Dying Earth).

(I notice it’s been two weeks since I last posted a book review – normally I get to read a lot while I am travelling, but my last two trips, to the royal wedding and to Strasbourg, were both by car with me doing most of the driving. Also this is a very long book, 740 pages!)

Posted in Uncategorised

Saturday evening

Basically trying to wait for F to fall asleep in our bed so I can move him to his bed and sleep in ours.

Collected C and her girlfriend R from the airport about lunchtime and then went into Brussels to celebrate la Fête de l’Élargissement with them, F and Anne. There were loads of people outside the Justus Lipsius (Council of Ministers) building waiting to get in. If only they knew… But really great to participate in the atmosphere of the historic reunification of the continent, everyone visible from the Estonians to the Maltese.

B has taken to filling her mouth with water and then spurting it over U, who thinks it’s hilarious. Obviously good therapy for B who clearly enjoys the interaction though not really ideal for the rest of us…

Posted in Uncategorised

Weekend

No long weekend in Belgium, but I’ll make the most of what I’ve got. Visitors coming today, and hopefully we’ll be able to look at the “fête de l’élargissement” at the Cinquantenaire park in Brussels. Also bits and bobs of website to work on…

Posted in Uncategorised