- How Trump Could Be Blocked at a Contested Republican Convention
- Not pretty. Could it work? #fb
(tags: uspolitics ) - The Paradox Of European Defence Strategy
- Talking the talk without walking the walk. #fb
(tags: eu ) - Openness can pay off: the economic impact of migrants
- Actual facts. #fb
(tags: eu migration ) - Mapped: The world’s nuclear power plants
- Interesting! #fb
(tags: maps nuclearpower ) - Welcome to the ‘Debt Star’
- The EU’s Star Wars parody. #fb
(tags: eu sf funny ) - EU referendum: Stephen Hawking and 150 Royal Society fellows warn Brexit would be ‘disaster for UK science’
- The genius vote.
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - President Obama’s Interview With Jeffrey Goldberg on Syria and Foreign Policy
- The last seven years. #fb
(tags: uspolitics syria ) - The HAMILTON/STAR TREK Parody No One Was Asking For
- Not throwin’ away my Spock!
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- Good question! #fb
(tags: biology ) - Here’s what has to happen for Bernie Sanders to win
- A dose of reality #fb
(tags: uspolitics ) - My Favorite Stories Don’t Get Nominated
- Why Joe Sherry loves the Hugo Awards. #fb
(tags: sf ) - B&N Nook Is Failing Because They Make Customers Hate Them
- Glorious rant. #fb
(tags: ebooks ) - Pope imposes financial oversight for saints after abuses
- The cost of canonisation #fb
(tags: religion )
The 17 new constituencies?
Northern Ireland's parliamentary map is about to be redrawn again, with the number of seats cut from 18 to 17. This is likely to result in Belfast being reduced from four seats to three, two of which (on recent form) look like decent prospects for Sinn Féin. The former SDLP leader's seat of South Belfast is unlikely to survive, and the new boundaries of the South Antrim seat held by the UUP's Danny Kinahan are likely to favour the DUP, who he narrowly beat in 2015.

(This map taken from the Boundary Commission's archive site, but I have drawn on it to emphasise the boundaries.)
You may remember that the 2010-2015 Coalition government legislated to reduce the House of Commons from 650 to 600 seats, and that on that basis Northern Ireland was scheduled to lose two of its MPs and to be reduced to 16 seats. The Boundary Commission for Northern Ireland duly produced a new map of 16 constituencies, including reducing Belfast to three seats, but these were never enacted because the Liberal Democrats voted with the opposition to prevent the implementation of the new boundaries (not that it did them much good).

(This map is also from the Boundary Commission archive siteblocked, the law has not been changed and it still mandates a reduction to 600 seats overall, varying no more than 5% from average size in most cases, and to be revised every five-year Parliament. But this time, it seems that Northern Ireland's electorate has increased while the number of voters in England, Scotland and Wales has decreased, to the point that the Six Counties will now be entitled to 17 MPs out of 600, a loss of only one. I've had a go at working out one set of possible boundaries:

(This map is from the District Electoral Area Commissioner's website, so the thin boundaries mark the DEA boundaries for the 11 new local councils elected in 2014; the thick red lines are my guess at the new constituencies.)
A couple of housekeeping points here. First, the building blocks now are the new electoral wards which are the basis of the 11 new local councils. The 16-seat map last time round was generated on the basis of the old wards which were drawn up in the 1990s for the 26 old councils. There are fewer new wards, and on average they are bigger and have more population. So the construction of constituencies using them is going to lead to some very rough edges (as I think is apparent from my map).
Second, the constituency electorate limits are a bit looser in Northern Ireland than elsewhere. In the UK as a whole, the upper limit on constituency size is 78,507 voters (as of 1 December 2015) and the lower limit 71,031; the lower limit for Northern Ireland, however, is 69,401. I argued strongly last time around that the Boundary Commission for Northern Ireland should have no hesitation in using the extra leeway, and I still think that, though in fact my own proposed seats are all inside both limits.
So, to the map. I could see no way of preserving four seats in Belfast. It only narrowly escaped going down to a three-seat city in the mid-1990s, and the numbers since then have got worse. The new Belfast City Council boundaries enclose just under 3/17 of Northern Ireland's voters. To add another seat's worth would mean extending the city constituencies far into the rural fringes, to the point that they would lose the city identity anyway.
Belfast has 60 wards, so if we divide into three that means twenty each. In fact the twenty wards (apart from Belvoir) east of the river Lagan make a nice East Belfast block, if a little under the ideal number. (I have a solution for that, though.) The forty western wards (including Belvoir) do not quite divide as neatly, but I've found a line that I think can work, though it means the boundary between the new North West and South West Belfast constituencies snakes through the streets of the Lower Falls.
Outside Belfast, it struck me that several constituencies are already within the Boundary Commission's set limits for the 17 new constituencies: Foyle, Fermanagh and South Tyrone, South Down, Newry and Armagh, Lagan Valley and North Antrim. Upper Bann is actually above the upper allowed limit already. So I rejigged the boundaries of Foyle, Fermanagh and South Tyrone, South Down, and Newry and Armagh to fit the new DEA and ward boundaries, and got fairly satisfactory results. If the Commission decides to minimise the (major) amendments to existing boundaries that must take place, that would fix those four fairly quickly.
Turning now to County Down, you really have to start by uniting the Ards peninsula with the current North Down constituency. That gives you a seat that is just a little too big – but remember I said that East Belfast is on the small side? Transferring one North Down and Ards ward (Loughview) from North Down to East Belfast fixes both problems. Strangford then also turns out to be fairly easy; if you give it the voters outside the Belfast Council area who are currently in Belfast constituencies, you get a nice block of wards from the former Castlereagh and Ards councils (and three from further south as at present). The boundary between Upper Bann and Lagan Valley unfortunately becomes a bit scraggly, because of the much larger wards; part of the solution may be to split some of the more awkward wards between constituencies.
Let's pause in the East, and look West. If we're allowed to keep both Foyle and Fermanagh and South Tyrone more or less as they are, allowing for the new ward boundaries, then West Tyrone, already undersized, has no option but to annex three wards (Oaklands, Pomeroy and Donaghmore) from Mid Ulster – it looks like a big chunk on the map, but in fact is much less in terms of population. Mid Ulster similarly must annex five wards (Garvagh, Kilrea, Altahullion, Dungiven and Feeny) from East Londonderry, or rather from the new Causeway Coast and Glens council. What's left of East Londonderry now needs to stretch so far into Antrim that a renaming is in order; if you add to it all but one of the new Causeway Coast and Glens council's DEA's, that one being The Glens, you get a decent number of voters. So I propose a new Causeway Coast seat taking in a lot of East Londonderry and some of North Antrim.
We're doing well here; basically all that's left is the rest of County Antrim and the fringes of Lisburn and Lurgan. Last time round, the Boundary Commission's provisional recommendations were to create two east-west seats in County Antrim, one linking Ballymena, Larne and Carrickfergus, and the other linking Antrim town and Newtownabbey. I and others argued that it would be much better to have two north-south seats, one linking Larne, Carrickfergus and Newtownabbey and the other linking Ballymena and Antrim town, and the Boundary Commisson adopted that reasoning (specifically, my recommendations) in its revised proposals. I think the numbers and geography make the north-south seats the obvious option this time. You can construct a convincing Mid Antrim seat from just the five DEAs around Ballymena and Antrim town. The southern borders of East Antrim can be tweaked – at the last moment I put Ballyclare in and took out most of the Three Mile Water DEA, apart from Jordanstown – but the fundamentals are sound; the coast road is a real artery linking the constituency.
South Antrim and Lagan Valley are the losers here, basically being the bits left over that coudn't be fitted anywhere else. I'm not ecstatic about a South Antrim seat that stretches from Newtownabbey around Belfast to the northern fringes of Lisburn, but the numbers elsewhere don't leave much option, and actually it's not so different from the original South Antrim seats created in 1950. Similarly I'm not happy with a Lagan Valley that goes as far south as Rathfriland and whose western boundary dances through the back streets of Lurgan, but no better alternative jumped out at me. Once you have the coastal constituencies sorted out, you have to manage the land in the middle. No doubt those who have access to better equipment (and perhaps more time on their hands) than me will be able to improve on this. As I said above, I think the inherent (and unavoidable) clumsiness of some of the ward boundaries in crucial geographical locations will propel the Boundary Commission to breach them.
Last time round, the Boundary Commission for Scotland was able to provide lots of cool build-your-own-map online tools for budding electoral engineers. I hope that the Boundary Commission for Northern Ireland will be able to follow suit this time, though I appreciate that resources may be scarcer for a territory with a third of Scotland's population, and also that data visualisation for Northern Ireland is complicated by the messy disjunction between old and new wards. But here's hoping.
Who would win these seats? The last election delivered 8 DUP, 4 SF, 3 SDLP, 2 UUP and one independent (Lady Silvia Hermon). The picture is of course complicated by the 2015 electoral pact between Unionist parties in some constituencies. The UUP's narrowly won seat in South Antrim would be partitioned between neighbours with much stronger DUP support, so I think it would fall. That DUP gain, however, is offset by the new situation in three-seat Belfast, where SF look very competitive in both Belfast North West, effectively a gain from the DUP, and Belfast South West, effectively a gain from the SDLP. The new Belfast East would have (just) been DUP on last year's figures, but would be very competitive for the Alliance Party in a good year, especially without a Unionist electoral pact. So I see (on the 2015 figures only) net losses for the UUP and SDLP, and a net gain for SF. (I'm sure that the Ards Peninsula would have voted for Lady Sylvia Hermon if they had a chance.) Future elections will of course have different boundaries, different candidates and a different political environment; the one thing we can be certain of is that nothing is certain.
These seats will also be used for the 2021 Assembly election, where each will elect only 5 MLAs rather than six as at present, for a total of 85. By that time the *next* round of boundary revisions will also be kicking off; and thanks to the blunt arithmetic of the system, the number of seats could quite likely change again to 16 or 18 – and thanks to the 5% limit on variation, further major changes will be necessary to the map, even if the number of seats remains the same. This of course means further disruption of local electoral and political ties. It would be much better if Assembly constituencies were tied to the new local government districts, which are presumably going to be with us for a while, rather than the ephemeral, shifting and secondary Westminster constituencies. But perhaps that's a discussion for another day.
Seats in detail:
North West Belfast (71,511)
Belfast Council
All of Castle, Oldpark and Court DEA's (21,678 + 21,604 + 21,314)
Beechmount and Ballymurphy wards from Black Mountain DEA (6,915)
South West Belfast (75,302)
Belfast Council
All of Collin and Balmoral DEAs (22,559 + 17,396)
Blackstaff, Central, Stranmillis, and Windsor wards from Botanic DEA (16,483)
Andersonstown, Collin Glen, Falls Park, Shaw's Road, and Turf Lodge wards from Black Mountain DEA (18,504)
East Belfast (74,178)
Belfast Council
All of Ormiston, Titanic and Lisnasharragh DEA's (25,166 + 21,830 + 20,384)
Ormeau ward from Botanic DEA (3,655)
North Down and Ards Council
Loughview ward from Holywood and Clandeboye DEA (3,413)
North Down (76,992)
North Down and Ards Council
All of Ards Peninsula, Bangor East and Donaghadee, Bangor Central and Bangor West DEAs (17,051 + 17,246 + 17,721 + 13,601)
Clandeboye, Cultra, Helen's Bay and Holywood wards from Holywood and Clandeboye DEA (11,373)
Strangford 73,814
North Down and Ards Council
All of Comber and Newtownards DEAs (13,909 + 20,402)
Lisburn and Castlereagh Council
All of Castlereagh East and Castlereagh South DEAs (14,128 + 16,600)
Newry, Mourne and Down Council
Derryboy, Kilmore and Saintfield wards from Rowallane DEA (8,775)
South Down (73,711)
Newry, Mourne and Down Council
All of Downpatrick, Slieve Croob, The Mournes and Crotlieve DEAs (14,337 + 14,178 + 20,938 + 18,909)
Ballynahinch and Crossgar & Killyleagh wards from Rowallane DEA (5,889)
Newry and Armagh (78,182)
Newry, Mourne and Down Council
All of Newry and Slieve Gullion DEAs (18,934 + 19,957)
Armagh, Banbridge and Craigavon Council
All of Armagh and Cusher DEAs (21,483 + 17,808)
Upper Bann
Armagh, Banbridge and Craigavon Council
All of Craigavon and Portadown DEAs (18,008 + 21,018)
Banbridge North, Banbridge South, Banbridge West, Gilford and Loughbrickland wards from Banbridge DEA (17,342)
Knocknashane, Lough Road, Mourneview, Parklake, and Shankill wards from Lurgan DEA (17,559)
Lagan Valley (73,812)
Armagh, Banbridge and Craigavon Council
All of Lagan River DEA (16,628)
Banbridge East and Rathfriland wards from Banbridge DEA (6,543)
Aghagallon and Magheralin wards from Lurgan DEA (6,861)
Lisburn and Castlereagh Council
All of Downshire East, Downshire West and Lisburn South DEAs (11,880 + 11,966 + 15,040)
Hilden and Lambeg wards from Lisburn North DEA (4,894)
South Antrim (77,612)
Lisburn and Castlereagh Council
All of Killultagh DEA (13,492)
Derryaghy, Harmony Hill, Magheralave, and Wallace Park wards from Lisburn North DEA (9,840)
Antrim and Newtownabbey Council
All of Airport, Glengormley Urban and Macedon DEAs (13,269 + 15,820 + 13,442)
Ballyduff, Fairview, Jordanstown, Monkstown, Mossley, and Rostulla wards of Three Mile Water DEA (11,749)
Mid Antrim (74,074)
Antrim and Newtownabbey Council
All of Dunsilly and Antrim DEAs (12,219 + 14,646)
Mid and East Antrim Council
All of Ballymena, Bannside and Braid DEAs (16,132 + 14,309 + 16,768)
East Antrim (78,267)
Antrim and Newtownabbey Council
All of Ballyclare DEA (12,635)
Jordanstown ward of Three Mile Water DEA (2,456)
Mid and East Antrim Council
All of Carrick Castle, Coast Road, Knockagh and Larne Lough DEAs (13,132 + 12,524 + 12,310 + 13,032)
Causeway Coast and Glens Council
All of The Glens DEA (12,178)
Coleraine and Causeway Coast (73,469)
Causeway Coast and Glens Council
All of Ballymoney, Causeway, Coleraine and Limavady DEAs (17,096 + 16,821 + 15,656 + 11,143)
Aghadowey, Castlerock and Macosquin wards from Bann DEA (7,510)
Bellykelly and Greysteel wards from Benbradagh DEA (5,243)
Foyle (74,539)
Derry and Strabane Council
All of Ballyarnet, Faughan, Foyleside, The Moor and Waterside DEAs (16,588 + 13,252 + 13,090 + 12,727 + 18,942)
Mid Ulster (72,703)
Mid Ulster Council
All of Carntogher, Magherafelt, and Moyola DEAs (11,913 + 12,800 + 12,382)
Coagh, Cookstown East, Cookstown South, Cookstown West and Loughry wards from Cookstown DEA (11,399)
Ardboe, Coalisland North, Coalisland South, Stewartstown, and Washing Bay wards from Torrent DEA (12,370)
Causeway Coast and Glens Council
Garvagh and Kilrea wards from Bann DEA (4,907)
Altahullion, Dungiven and Feeny wards from Benbradagh DEA (6,932)
West Tyrone
Derry and Strabane Council
All of Derg and Sperrin DEAs (12,703 + 17,509)
Fermanagh and Omagh Council
All of Mid Tyrone, Omagh and West Tyrone DEAs (12,005 + 12,602 + 11,929)
Mid Ulster Council
Oaklands and Pomeroy wards from Cookstown DEA (4,926)
Donaghmore ward from Torrent DEA (2,590)
Fermanagh and South Tyrone (74,339)
Fermanagh and Omagh Council
All of Enniskillen, Erne East, Erne North and Erne West DEAs (12,796 + 11,725 + 10,666 + 10,504)
Mid Ulster Council
All of Clogher Valley and Dungannon DEAs (14,239 + 14,409)
Other permutations are of course possible, particularly in Counties Antrim and Down, but I think the end result will not be too far from what I sketch above.
Interesting Links for 09-03-2016
- Dead could outnumber the living on Facebook by 2098
- Ridiculous. I doubt that Facebook will last till 2028, never mind 2098!
(tags: facebook ) - EU ignoring human rights in Azerbaijan
- Energy trumps dignity. #fb
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Interesting Links for 08-03-2016
- The First Time Texas Killed One of My Clients
- Devastating.
(tags: capitalpunishment ) - APCOForum celebrates International Women’s Day
- A collection of blog posts by @APCOworldwide colleagues.
(tags: sexandgenderandsexuality ) - The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy
- Do they make a difference?
(tags: cooking funny ) - Six Reasons Why We Still Need International Women’s Day
- From Amnesty International. #fb
(tags: sexandgenderandsexuality )
Arthur C. Clarke Award submission list: Goodreads/LibraryThing stats
This year's submission list for the Arthur C. Clarke Award has been published – 113 books this year, a little more than last year, a little less than in 2014. My best wishes to the judges.
As usual, I've run the list through Goodreads and LibraryThing to count the number of owners and record the average ratings. In the table below, I've bolded the top 25 by ownership on both systems, and any rating of 4 or more. I'll just note that only one book which is not a later volume of a series is bolded in all four columns – The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers. But of course the process now depends on the personal tastes of five judges, rather than the tastes of Goodreads/LibraryThing users.
| Goodreads | LibraryThing | |||
| Seveneves, by Neal Stephenson | 79173 | 3.98 | 927 | 3.9 |
| Armada, by Ernest Cline | 80095 | 3.46 | 704 | 3.28 |
| Slade House, by David Mitchell | 42060 | 3.85 | 815 | 3.86 |
| The Three-Body Problem, by Cixin Liu | 39536 | 3.99 | 758 | 3.77 |
| The Heart Goes Last, by Margaret Atwood | 51608 | 3.38 | 558 | 3.49 |
| The Rest of Us Just Live Here, by Patrick Ness | 67597 | 3.82 | 330 | 4.01 |
| Welcome to Night Vale, by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor | 47831 | 3.93 | 422 | 3.88 |
| The Water Knife, by Paulo Bacigalupi | 33337 | 3.84 | 485 | 4.01 |
| Ancillary Mercy, by Ann Leckie | 16379 | 4.24 | 472 | 4.33 |
| Aurora, by Kim Stanley Robinson | 19937 | 3.74 | 323 | 3.93 |
| The Watchmaker of Filigree Street, by Natasha Pulley | 18349 | 3.64 | 303 | 3.73 |
| The Mime Order, by Samantha Shannon | 25579 | 4.2 | 174 | 4.2 |
| Nemesis Games, by James S.A. Corey | 18647 | 4.33 | 202 | 4.3 |
| The Invisible Library, by Genevieve Cogman | 13228 | 3.73 | 261 | 3.59 |
| The Just City, by Jo Walton | 11478 | 3.79 | 284 | 4.11 |
| The End of All Things, by John Scalzi | 12702 | 3.91 | 223 | 3.89 |
| Find Me, by Laura van den Berg | 13900 | 2.89 | 161 | 3.23 |
| The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers | 11981 | 4.21 | 161 | 4.12 |
| Touch, by Claire North | 10430 | 3.78 | 158 | 3.76 |
| The Fire Sermon, by Francesca Haig | 12903 | 3.64 | 114 | 3.79 |
| The Mechanical, by Ian Tregillis | 8564 | 3.97 | 148 | 3.96 |
| The House of Shattered Wings, by Aliette de Bodard | 7165 | 3.5 | 160 | 3.76 |
| The Long Utopia, by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter | 6249 | 3.82 | 181 | 3.69 |
| The Dead Lands, by Benjamin Percy | 8835 | 3.47 | 123 | 3.5 |
| Speak, by Louisa Hall | 6784 | 3.64 | 145 | 3.86 |
| Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, by David Wong | 9068 | 4.06 | 100 | 3.86 |
| Luna: New Moon, by Ian McDonald | 6025 | 4 | 129 | 4 |
| The Annihilation Score, by Charles Stross | 4613 | 3.85 | 166 | 3.91 |
| The Chimes, by Anna Smaill | 6146 | 3.5 | 108 | 3.29 |
| The Shore, by Sara Taylor | 4485 | 3.55 | 134 | 3.78 |
| Planetfall, by Emma Newman | 5349 | 3.72 | 104 | 4.18 |
| The Well, by Catherine Chanter | 5834 | 3.11 | 87 | 3.24 |
| Dark Intelligence, by Neal Asher | 4399 | 4.03 | 86 | 3.94 |
| Signal to Noise, by Silvia Moreno-Garcia | 4091 | 3.85 | 85 | 3.69 |
| Zero World, by Jason M. Hough | 5960 | 3.82 | 56 | 4.1 |
| The Death House, by Sarah Pinborough | 5060 | 3.85 | 57 | 4 |
| The Devil's Detective, by Simon Kurt Unsworth | 3378 | 3.64 | 70 | 3.37 |
| Arcadia, by Iain Pears | 2810 | 3.87 | 82 | 3.82 |
| The Vagrant, by Peter Newman | 6048 | 3.66 | 35 | 4 |
| The Book of Phoenix, by Nnedi Okorafor | 3097 | 3.94 | 66 | 4.03 |
| When We Were Animals, by Joshua Gaylord | 6117 | 3.58 | 32 | 3.73 |
| The Next Together, by Lauren James | 9859 | 3.82 | 18 | 4 |
| Made to Kill, by Adam Christopher | 2621 | 3.43 | 61 | 3.68 |
| Mother of Eden, by Chris Beckett | 1970 | 3.75 | 72 | 3.61 |
| Rapture, by Kameron Hurley | 1545 | 3.96 | 86 | 3.86 |
| The Flicker Men, by Ted Kosmatka | 1793 | 3.69 | 73 | 3.56 |
| Poseiden’s Wake, by Alastair Reynolds | 1904 | 3.69 | 62 | 3.39 |
| Salt, by Colin F. Barnes | 3014 | 3.45 | 38 | 3.07 |
| The Galaxy Game, by Karen Lord | 1704 | 3.04 | 62 | 3.21 |
| The Whispering Swarm, by Michael Moorcock | 1439 | 3 | 69 | 3.6 |
| The Unnoticeables, by Robert Brockway | 3142 | 3.6 | 31 | 3.14 |
| Children of Time, by Adrian Tchaikovsky | 2473 | 4.28 | 34 | 3.94 |
| An Ancient Peace, by Tanya Huff | 1379 | 4.02 | 58 | 3.97 |
| Something Coming Through, by Paul McAuley | 1433 | 3.49 | 46 | 3.21 |
| Wake, by Elizabeth Knox | 1188 | 3.82 | 43 | 3.82 |
| The Silence, by Tim Lebbon | 1488 | 3.77 | 32 | 4 |
| The End of the World Running Club, by Adrian J. Walker | 1707 | 3.98 | 25 | 4.06 |
| The Swan Book, by Alexis Wright | 1333 | 3.49 | 30 | 3.5 |
| The Empress Game, by Rhonda Mason | 1463 | 3.79 | 27 | 3.57 |
| Sleeping Embers of an Ordinary Mind, by Anne Charnock | 1629 | 3.14 | 24 | 3.4 |
| S.N.U.F.F, by Victor Pelevin | 1924 | 3.97 | 20 | 3.21 |
| Depth, by Lev A.C. Rosen | 1206 | 3.59 | 30 | 3.56 |
| Impulse, by Dave Bara | 1032 | 3.13 | 29 | 3.07 |
| Thunderbird, by Jack McDevitt | 820 | 3.23 | 35 | 3.19 |
| If Then, by Matthew De Abaitua | 814 | 3.42 | 34 | 3.63 |
| Glorious Angels, by Justina Robson | 692 | 3.42 | 36 | 4.08 |
| The Honours, by Tim Clare | 932 | 3.49 | 25 | 3.75 |
| Way Down Dark, by James Smythe | 1597 | 3.85 | 12 | 3.75 |
| Europe at Midnight, by Dave Hutchinson | 495 | 4.26 | 38 | 4 |
| Crashing Heaven, by Al Robertson | 845 | 4.06 | 22 | 2.9 |
| The Thing Itself, by Adam Roberts | 772 | 3.97 | 23 | 3.67 |
| Railhead, by Philip Reeve | 731 | 4.39 | 23 | 4.25 |
| The Promise of the Child, by Tom Toner | 804 | 3.18 | 20 | 2.4 |
| The Big Lie, by Julie Mayhew | 1916 | 3.98 | 7 | 4 |
| Tracer, by Rob Boffard | 1221 | 3.34 | 10 | 2.33 |
| The Rise of the Automated Aristocrats, by Mark Hodder | 457 | 3.91 | 22 | 4.25 |
| Killing Titan, by Greg Bear | 472 | 3.52 | 21 | 3.5 |
| The Night Clock, by Paul Meloy | 882 | 3.09 | 10 | – |
| The Sand Men, by Christopher Fowler | 669 | 3.26 | 13 | 3 |
| Darkthaw, by Kate A. Boorman | 1185 | 3.76 | 7 | – |
| Dark Star, by Oliver Langmead | 381 | 4.28 | 15 | 4.13 |
| Dark Run, by Mike Brooks | 372 | 3.61 | 8 | 4 |
| Under Ground, by S.L. Grey | 383 | 3.31 | 7 | 3.5 |
| Acts of the Assassins, by Richard Beard | 381 | 4.02 | 7 | 4 |
| Dream Paris, by Tony Ballantyne | 201 | 3.54 | 13 | – |
| Roboteer, by Alex Lamb | 453 | 4.06 | 5 | 3 |
| Gideon Smith and the Mask of the Ripper, by David Barnett | 181 | 3.71 | 11 | – |
| The Locksley Exploit, by Philip Purser-Hallard | 346 | 4.58 | 5 | 4 |
| All That Outer Space Allows, by Ian Sales | 78 | 3.97 | 15 | 3.75 |
| The Fifth Dimension, by Martin Vopěnka | 371 | 3.1 | 3 | – |
| Beautiful Intelligence, by Stephen Palmer | 125 | 3.58 | 7 | – |
| A Few Words for the Dead Guy, by Guy Adams | 81 | 4.06 | 8 | 4 |
| Resistance is Futile, by Jenny T. Colgan | 22 | 2.78 | 20 | 3.3 |
| The Weightless World, by Anthony Trevelyan | 92 | 3.94 | 4 | 5 |
| Tamaruq, by E.J.Swift | 63 | 3.93 | 5 | 3.5 |
| Regeneration, by Stephanie Saulter | 95 | 4.57 | 3 | – |
| The Tabit Genesis, by Tony Gonzales | 160 | 3.35 | 1 | – |
| The Martian Falcon, by Alan K. Baker | 24 | 3.83 | 3 | 3 |
| Dark Sky, by Mike Brooks | 22 | 4.4 | 3 | 4 |
| Rook Song, by Naomi Foyle | 21 | 4.62 | 2 | 4 |
| The Ocean of Time, by David Wingrove | 30 | 4 | 1 | – |
| Sailor to a Siren, by Zoë Sumra | 14 | 3.71 | 2 | – |
| Deep Time, by Anthony Nanson | 14 | 4.5 | 1 | 1 |
| Seven Cities of Old, by Mike Wild | 8 | 4.33 | 1 | – |
| SmartYellowTM, by J.A. Christy | 256 | 4.44 | 0 | – |
| In Constant Fear, by Peter Liney | 33 | 3.33 | 0 | – |
| The Realignment Case, by R.J. Dearden | 18 | 4.08 | 0 | – |
| Your Resting Place, by David Towsey | 14 | 5 | 0 | – |
| The Janus Cycle, by Tej Turner | 13 | 4.5 | 0 | – |
| Tomorrow Never Knows, by Eddie Robson | 12 | 4 | 0 | – |
| Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp, by Jeff Norton | 9 | 4.5 | 0 | – |
| The Realt, by James Brogden | 6 | 5 | 0 | – |
| The Dark Shall Do What Light Cannot, by Sanem Ozdural | 2 | 5 | 0 | – |
Interesting Links for 07-03-2016
- Remember the… er… hang on…. it’ll come to me….
- @conbrunstrom on the Alamo. #fb
(tags: history ) - The EU referendum, John Longworth and the British Chambers of Commerce
- If there’s a line, stick to it!
(tags: ukpolitics eu ) - A Moderate Conversation Re: Sad Puppies
- A valiant effort; will it be listened to?
(tags: sadpuppies sf ) - February 2016’s shocking global warming temperature record
- For real. #fb
(tags: climatechange ) - Donald Trump’s business disaster is worse than you think
- @BrettArends looks at the numbers. #fb
(tags: uspolitics ) - Cecilia Malmström finds her trade groove
- Go @MalmstromEU!
(tags: eu ttip ) - What Flint Teaches Us About Black Activism Now
- From the front lines.
(tags: uspolitics race )
How much of a DUP/SF swing *would* it take for Martin McGuinness to be First Minister?
In her speech to the DUP party conference today, First Minister Arlene Foster called attention to the narrowness of the margin between her party and Sinn Féin:
A swing of only two votes in every hundred from the DUP to Féin would see Martin McGuinness become the next First Minister.
In the last Assembly election in 2011, the DUP won 38 seats with 30.0% of first preferences, and Sinn Féin won 29 seats with 26.9%. At a first glance, that 3.1% margin between the two parties’ vote shares is even closer than the First Minister claimed; a uniform swing of a mere 1.6% would be enough to make SF the largest party by votes, and as we all know the largest party by seats gets to choose the First Minister.
But there’s an important difference between seats and votes.
Looking at the 2011 results for each constituency, and applying a (highly improbable) uniform shift of votes from the DUP to Sinn Fein while keeping the votes for other parties at the 2011 levels, it seems that the real figure required to give SF more seats than the DUP is more like 5% than 2%; the DUP could actually trail SF by more than 6% in first preferences overall, and still win more seats. This is partly because the DUP’s stronger constituencies have smaller electorates, and partly because in the last election the DUP tended to get elected with votes to spare while a number of successful SF candidates had tighter squeaks to get in.
1% shift: DUP 37 (-1), SF 30 (+1)
The first consequential change as a result of a DUP->SF shift actually involves neither party directly. A mere 460 votes separated David McNarry, then of the UUP, from Joe Boyle of the SDLP in Strangford. A 0.8% swing from DUP to SF would have given the UUP fewer transfers, and the SDLP more, causing a different result.
0.9% extra votes for SF gives them a second seat at the expense of the SDLP in Upper BannEast Londonderry to the UUP.
2% shift (the “Foster line”): DUP 35 (-3), SF 30 (+1)
I see two more DUP seats at risk in this range – their third seat in North Belfast, which would have remained with the UUP in 2011 if the DUP had 1.3% fewer votes, and the third seat in South Antrim, which would have remained with the SDLP if the DUP had 1.8% fewer votes and there were also 1.8% more Nationalist transfers to go round.
3% shift: DUP 34 (-4), SF 30 (+1)
If the DUP vote shifts to SF uniformly by about 3%, I think that they lose the second seat in Upper Bann to SF and the SDLP keep theirs (rather than the SDLP losing to SF as imagined above). This is the first case of a direct transfer between the two parties.
4% shift: DUP 34(-4), SF 30 (+1)
I don’t see any more seats falling in this range, though the DUP would be trailing SF by at least 5% in total vote share by now.
5% shift: DUP 30 (-8), SF 34 (+5)
This is the real tipping point, with four direct transfers between the two parties. On a 5% shift, I think the DUP would likely lose seats directly to SF in South Down, Foyle, Lagan Valley and Mid Ulster. Even if only two of those four were to shift, it is enough to give SF the the right to choose the First Minister – they would be tied on 32 seats each, but the number of votes would then be taken into account. Sinn Fein would have 31.9% of the vote to the DUP’s 25.0%; the total Nationalist vote would be around 46% and the total Unionist vote around 43%.
So, basically, the DUP can afford to lose a few votes and still be the largest party. Understandably enough, this is not their preferred scenario.
Mother of Eden, by Chris Beckett
I was already sitting there when my cousin Dixon came over to me. About half the Kneefolk had already arrived, and the others were coming in.
I’m reviving my previous practice of posting the second paragraph from the third chapter of each book I read this month – odd snapshots of the text which give a suitably random flavour. I’m also going to try and add cover pictures to these reviews, not so much for Livejournal readers but so as to enliven my Twitter and Facebook feeds rather than just illustrate these posts with the rather dull standard Livejournal picture.
Beckett’s setting is the lost tribes of humans on a far distant planet, descendants of a long ago crashed spaceship (whose own bitter story becomes fairly obvious to the reader, though not to the characters). They are in conflict over natural resources, the indigenous aliens, their own history, and the roles of women and men. The details of the plot, on reflection, are actually standard pulp themes; but the way Beckett chooses to tell the story through the voices of the young generation (mostly women) and his undercurrent of revolution (both class and gender) are very subversive of those tropes. The ending is bitter yet hopeful. I really liked this, as I enjoyed its predecessor, and will be agonising over my BSFA vote over the next three weeks. And needless to say, it’s in contention for my Hugo nominations as well.

Interesting Links for 06-03-2016
- “No government has been re-elected in the Eurozone other than Angela Merkel since 2008.”
- Simply not true.
(tags: eu ) - A Psychologist’s Open Letter to U.S. Voters
- Narcissism and leadership – widely applicable!
(tags: uspolitics psychology ) - Saving the Self in the Age of the Selfie
- What are we becoming?
(tags: psychology internet ) - How a detachment of U.S. Army soldiers smoked out the original Ku Klux Klan
- Fascinating.
(tags: uspolitics history ) - Can NATO and the EU survive Donald Trump, French nationalists, and a Brexit?
- Anne Applebaum is alarmed.
(tags: uspolitics eu ukpolitics )
Saturday reading
In acknowledgment of the leap day, I’m shifting my weekly book update from Friday to Saturday for the rest of this year. Not brilliant planning, in that I’m now intending two regular Saturday posts for the next few months (this one and the Double DeckersCurrent
Watership Down, by Richard Adams (a chapter a week)
Short Trips: Steel Skies, ed. John Binns
Wings of Sorrow and of Bone, by Beth Cato
Last books finished
The Magic Cup by Andrew M. Greeley
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll
Mother of Eden, by Chris Beckett
Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll
Last week’s audios
Criss-Cross, by Matt Fitton
Planet of the Rani, by Marc Platt
Shield of the Jötunn, by Ian Edgington
Bleak Expectations: A Sort Of Fine Life De-niced Completely, by Mark Evans
Next books
Naamah's Curse by Jacqueline Carey
Bitter Seeds by Ian Tregillis
Illegal Alien by Mike Tucker
Books acquired in last week
Wings of Sorrow and of Bone, by Beth Cato
Brüsel, by François Schuiten and Benoît Peeters
Robbie the Robot: Episode 9 of Here Come The Double Deckers
Episode 9: Robbie the Robot
First shown: 7 November 1970 (US), 12 March 1971 (UK)
Director: Harry Booth
Writer: Peter Miller
Appearing apart from the Double Deckers:
Frank Thornton as Mr Parsons
Ivor Salter as the Policeman
Michael Sharvell-Martin as the Floor Manager
(uncredited) Arnold Taraborrelli as Robbie the Robot
Plot
Brains invents a robot, which initially seems rather dangerous but is taught to dance. Tiger losers her Tiger in the mean Mr Parsons' garden. Robbie manages to retrieve the missing Tiger while terrorising Mr Parsons, who turns out to be the producer of the TV show they want to put Robbie on. The local policeman gets involved. All ends happily.
Soundtrack
Almost exactly at the half-way mark of the 17 episodes, Billie's dance with Robbie the Robot is almost the aesthetic high point of the entire series, paired in this video with the dance in the TV studio that ends the episode.
The music is by stalwart composer Ivor Slaney, who composed most of the incidental music for the series. He composed a huge amount of incidental music and theme tunes for TV shows; you can find a lot of them here.
Glorious moments
This vies with Summer Camp and the first episode, Tiger Takes Off, for top of my personal chart. It's sheer delight from beginning to end. The two dance sequences are things of beauty, the first pairing the best dancer of the regular cast with her choreographer, the second a decent comedy rave-up set in a TV studio. Frank Thornton is brilliant as lead guest star, and the slapstick with the robot in his garden is well choreographed; the TV studio for a kids' programme is sufficiently bonkers that one knows that the writer (and actors) had simply done too many shows with kids and were writing what they had seen.
Less glorious moments
I spotted a usage of the word "garbage", so as not to confuse American viewers.
What's all this then?
Robbie or Robby is the most obvious name to give a robot, isn't it? Used by Isaac Asimov in his early robot story, "Robbie" (1940), the reference here is to the MGM character Robby, who first appeared in the 1956 film Forbidden Planet and also in the 1957 The Invisible Boy (which we have previously discussed), and then made appearances in various TV franchises (The Twilight Zone, The Addams Family, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Lost in Space, and even The Monkees) over the course of the next decade. TV Tropes lists him as the archetype of both the Funny Robot and the Robot Buddy.
Where's that?
All external filming was at the Associated British Pictures Studios in Borehamwood, and the buildings have long been demolished.
Who's that?
Gillian Bailey (Billie) stayed in acting until 1992 but did little on TV after the BBC local government drama County Hall in 1982 (she has a line at 0:55 in this trailer). Most notably for sf fans, she is literally the first character to be seen speaking in the very first epsiode of Blake’s 7, as young rebel Ravella (she is also the first character to be killed off).

After her acting career, she moved into academe and is now Professor of Women’s Performance Histories at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama in London. If Google is playing nice, you can read her reminiscences of being on the show in the general historical and social context of child acting. She has incorporated her own scene with Robbie the Robot into a “performance paper” on Victorian actress Frances Maria Kelly, at one point dancing alongside her teenage self. It sounds extraordinary.
Frank Thornton (Mr Parson), born in 1921, was another of the well-known comedy actors who hit the big time after his appearance in Double Deckers as Captain Peacock in Are You Being Served from 1972 to 1985, and then in his seventies landed another regular role as Truly in Last of the Summer Wine from 1997 to 2010. He was 89 when he appeared in the final episode of the latter, and died in 2013.
Arnold Taraborelli (Robbie the Robot) was also the choreographer for the entire series. He is still working; here is a recent profile from a Spanish newspaper.
I’ve found it difficult to get much biographical information on Harry Booth, the creator of Here Come The Double Deckers and its predecessor, The Magnificent Six and ½. Glyn Jones reminisces about their work together in his autobiography, though with few details. Together they got an Oscar nomination for their biography of the Duke of Windsor, A King’s Story, in 1968. He also directed the films On The Buses (1971) and Mutiny On The Buses (1972), based on the TV series. His last film, The Flying Sorcerer (1973) starred Debbie (Tiger) Russ.
See you next week…
…for The Go-Karters
Interesting Links for 05-03-2016
- Harvard researchers discovered the one thing everyone needs for happier, healthier lives
- “Those satisfied in their relationships were happier and healthier. It was that simple.”
(tags: psychology ) - Merkel And Former Communists Versus Orban And The New Nationalists: Who’s Good, Who’s Bad
- The old order is over.
(tags: politics ) - Donald Trump’s terrifying and distinctly American authoritarianism
- @jacobwe comments.
(tags: uspolitics ) - Wintergatan’s ‘Marble Machine’ makes music with 2,000 marbles
- Brilliant.
(tags: music ) - The Arthur C. Clarke Award submissions list
- 113 books – more than last year!
(tags: sf )
Do more people visit the British Museum than Belgium?
I was startled to pick up from POLITICO, quoting The Standard, that according to Boris Johnson, “We had more visitors to the British Museum alone than came to the whole of Belgium” in 2015.
Actually the 2015 figures have not yet been published as far as I can tell. But in “2014/15” (not clear precisely what period that is) the British Museum had 6.7 million visitors17 million overnight visitors from other countries to Belgium – this figure omits day-trippers and those who stayed in private accommodation with friends or family.
So it’s a fair bet that Belgium had at least three times as many visitors as the British Museum. But why let the facts get in the way of cheap rhetoric?
Interesting Links for 04-03-2016
- Open Letter on Donald Trump from GOP Security Leaders
- Loud and clear. #fb
(tags: uspolitics ) - Donald Trump’s Six Biggest Lies
- He knows, but doesn’t care.
(tags: uspolitics ) - David Tennant to return to Doctor Who in three brand new audio dramas
- With Catherine Tate!
(tags: doctorwho )
Interesting Links for 03-03-2016
- Why do planes still have ashtrays?
- Yes, I wondered about this too.
(tags: travel ) - Record fine for company behind ‘staggering’ 46 million nuisance calls
- Hooray!
(tags: crime wankers ) - Cameron’s EU deal: the view from Brussels
- My friend Chris reflects.
(tags: eu ukpolitics )
Interesting Links for 02-03-2016
- What Democrats Still Don’t Get About George McGovern
- An impressive argument.
(tags: uspolitics history ) - A traditional and an alternative explanation of why the European Union cannot communicate
- @jonworth writes.
(tags: eu ) - Scott Kelly, back from space, will be NASA’s medical lab rat
- A cheerful news story for a change. #fb
(tags: space ) - Slovakia’s 2016 general election
- This weekend’s voting fun.
(tags: slovakia ) - Election outcome was political earthquake that never happened
- A reality check.
(tags: ireland ) - Obama Didn’t Create Trump. The GOP’s opposition to Obama did.
- Insanity generates insanity.
(tags: uspolitics ) - Have We Been Playing Gershwin Wrong for 70 Years?
- Earthshattering! #fb
(tags: music ) - The Lonely Launchpads and Rusted Rockets of America’s Abandoned Space Facilities
- Rusting dreams.
(tags: space photos )
The Magic Cup, by Andrew Greeley
The first novel published by the famous writer priest, which takes the Grail legend and recasts it in the setting of late pagan / early Christian Ireland; it was an early entry on my (now out of date) list. The love between a mature king and a young slave-girl (yeah, really) is a central plot strand. I’ve enjoyed several of Greeley’s later books, but I’m afraid this one was rather boring when it wasn’t being skeevy, and the odd spelling variants in Irish names and words grated as well (“Podraig”, “Tanaise”, “Agadhoe”). I was musing the other day (in a piece that I hope will appear in the Eastercon programme book) how few recent writers are able to take traditional Irish/Celtic themes and do something new and convincing with them, and I’m afraid this book is further testimony to the difficulty of that task. You can skip it in good conscience.
This came to the top of my reading pile as the sf/fantasy book that I had acquired longest ago (in 2009) and not yet read. Next on that list is A Princess of Roumania, by Paul Park.
Interesting Links for 01-03-2016
- A “Decade of Uncertainty” if Britain votes to leave?
- Yup.
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - Pictures of women using boxy 1980s computers
- What it says on the tin.
(tags: computers sexandgenderandsexuality ) - Super Tuesday 2016: Donald Trump closes in on widespread victory
- Oh Gawd.
(tags: uspolitics ) - Parents on a date were asleep in car when cops arrived and killed them both
- #fb
(tags: uspolitics guns )
February books
Rather fewer than usual this month – consequence of several trips where I wasn’t able to read much either in transit or when I got there.
A People's Peace for Cyprus, by Alexander Lordos, Erol Kaymak and Nathalie Tocci
The Sinn Féin Rebellion As I Saw It, by Mrs Hamilton Norway
The Insurrection in Dublin, by James Stephens

Fiction (non-sf): 1 (YTD 3)
Prodigal Summer, by Barbara Kingsolver

SF (non-Who): 5 (YTD 17)
Tik-Tok by John Sladek
Europe at Midnight, by Dave Hutchinson
The Fifth Season, by N.K. Jemisin
Alif the Unseen, by G. Willow Wilson
The Magic Cup, by Andrew Greeley

Doctor Who, etc: 4 (YTD 8)
Short Trips: The Muses, ed. Jacqueline Rayner
Citadel of Dreams by Dave Stone
The Sword of Forever, by Jim Mortimore
The Legends of Ashildr, by James Goss, David Llewellyn, Jenny T. Colgan and Justin Richards

Comics: 0 (YTD 5)
3,300 pages (YTD 10,600)
7/15 (YTD 25/44) by women (Tocci, Hamilton Norway, Kingsolver, Jemisin, Wilson, Rayner, Colgan)
1/15 (YTD 6/44) by PoC (Jemisin)
Reread: 0
Reading now
Watership Down by Richard Adams
Mother of Eden by Chris Beckett
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
Coming soon (perhaps):
Naamah's Curse by Jacqueline Carey
Bitter Seeds by Ian Tregillis
A Princess of Roumania by Paul Park
Whispers Under Ground by Ben Aaronovitch
Legacy: A Collection of Personal Testimonies from People Affected by the Troubles in Northern Ireland by BBC Northern Ireland
Gorgon Child by Steven Barnes
The Folding Star by Alan Hollinghurst
1491 by Charles C. Mann
The Unwritten Vol. 6: Tommy Taylor and the War of Words by Mike Carey
Selected Stories by Alice Munro
The Quarry by Iain Banks
Lila by Marilynne Robinson
How Loud Can You Burp? by Glenn Murphy
Het Spaanse spook by Willy Vandersteen
Walking on Glass by Iain Banks
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
A History of Anthropology by Thomas Hylland Eriksen
The Ragged Astronauts by Bob Shaw
Master Pip by Lloyd Jones
See How Much I Love You by Luis Leante
Short Trips: Steel Skies, ed. John Binns
Illegal Alien by Mike Tucker
Another Girl, Another Planet by Martin Day
Interesting Links for 29-02-2016
- Jo Swinson: Why I now back all women shortlists
- Exactly.
(tags: libdems ukpolitics sexandgenderandsexuality ) - NMBS to launch wi-fi pilot project on Ostend-Eupen line | Flanders Today
- At long last! (And on my line!)
(tags: Belgium rail technology ) - Razzie Awards 2016 “Winners” Announced
- The worst of 2015 cinema.
(tags: films ) - The 12 cognitive biases that prevent you from being rational
- Yep. #fb
(tags: psychology )
Street sculpture: a walk on the Woluwe side
I had a rare Sunday excursion into Brussels this morning, to meet a friend from out of town who was visiting his sister in Woluwe-Saint-Pierre; and my eye was caught by the striking sculptures erected on street corners in the area as I navigated the last few turns.

This lady celebrates the morning. (It was a cold morning this morning.) She is a copy in Carrera marble by contemporary artist Patrick Crombé of an original plaster work by early 20th-century sculptor Arthur Dupagne (the original is apparently in the possession of the commune of Woluwe-Saint-Pierre). You'll find her on the corner of Avenue Jules César and Avenue de l'Horizon; she has been there since 2012.

This is simply a Woman With Falcon, by contemporary sculptor Anne-Marie Morelle. She is at the intersection of Avenue des Volontaires, Avenue General de Longueville, Rue du Bemel and Avenue de l'Oiseau Bleu, facing east. She has also been there since 2012.

Continuing the bird theme, we have storks bursting from an egg; but the message is a grim one, because this is a memorial to the victims of the 1994 genocide in Rwanda. It is a collaboration between Belgian artist Tom Frantzen and Rwandan artist Epaphrodite Binamungu. Since 2004 it has been at the intersection of Avenue Roger Vandendriessche, Avenue Jules César and Rue Père Eudore Devroye, and remains controversial.

A much more venerable piece, Les Fiançailles (The Engagement/Proposal/Betrothal) sits at the intersection of Avenue General de Longueville and Avenue Jules César. He has popped the question and she is answering. (I'm not entirely convinced that she is saying yes.) It was apparently designed by early twentieth-century artist Henriëtte Calais, who lived nearby, but constructed only after her death by Charles Verhasselt and inaugurated in 1962 (moved here in 1966).

We approached this high thin obelisk from behind, down Avenue Jules César to its intersection with Avenue de l'Atlantique, and were mystified about its significance. But when we got around to the front it became clear: this is the monument to the Belgian volunteers who were killed fighting for the UN in the Korean War between 1951 and 1955. It is by Xavier de Crombrugge, and has been there since 1966.

This isn't strictly in Woluwe-Saint-Pierre – it's across the communal boundary in Etterbeek – but I passed it on my way home at the intersections of Avenue Boileau, Avenue Edmond Mesens and Avenue Nestor Plissart, and felt it fitted more or less with the theme of the morning. It commemorates the Belgian aviator Edmond Thieffry (incidentally answering my question about who the metro station was named after), a First World War ace who tried in vain to set up a regular air service between Belgium and the Congo, and was killed in a plane crash in Tanganyika in 1929, aged 36. The monument was erected in 1932. Etterbeek is less detailed in its records than Woluwe-Saint-Pierre and I wasn't easily able to identify the artist. Given Belgium's difficulties about its colonial past, Etterbeek may prefer to let this one sink into obscurity.

And finally a couple of busts of writers by the same artist, Akarova (Marguerite Akarin). She was actually better known as a choreographer and dancer than as an artist and sculptor in her lifetime, but of course the art remains after the performances have faded from memory. The two busts were both commissioned in 1957 by Etrimo, the construction company which created the European Quarter in Brussels. The first, at the junction of Avenue des Géraniums and Avenue des Camélias, is of Walloon activist Charles PlisnierAugust Vermeylensine qua non to avoid disaster.
That was just the result of a random Sunday wander around the streets. Who knows what we might have found if if we had actually planned an expedition?
#GE16 – FG *will* win more seats than FF
Another dramatic Irish election, with the exit polls proving to have underestimated the substantial fall in support for the government parties. Fianna Fáil have lurched back to within 1.2% of Fine Gael as largest party, 24.35% to 25.52%, and overnight the two were both on 28 seats. That's the sort of margin where you can get the party with fewer votes ending up with more seats once the local factors in each constituency come into play. But I've crunched the numbers this morning, looking especially at tight races for FG, FF or both, and calling them against the former and in favour of the latter; and I reckon that FG should end up with at least a three-seat margin as the largest party, possibly more.
Detailed table of results so far (on the left) and how I think it could end up (on the right):
| Progress | FG | FF | SF | Lab | Inds | AAA-PBP | Green | Soc Dem | My call | FG | FF | SF | Lab | Inds | AAA-PBP | Green | Soc Dem | |||
| Carlow-Kilkenny | 5/5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Cavan-Monaghan | 1/4 | 1 | tight FF/FG | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Clare | 2/4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Cork East | 4/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Cork North-Central | 1/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Cork North-West | 3/3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||
| Cork South-Central | 2/4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Cork South-West | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Donegal | 1/5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Dublin Bay North | 0/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||
| Dublin Bay South | 0/4 | SF transfers decide last seat between FF and Lab | 2 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Dublin Central | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Dublin Fingal | 2/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Dublin Mid-West | 4/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Dublin North-West | 2/3 | 1 | 1 | tight FF/FG | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Dublin Rathdown | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Dublin South-Central | 3/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | close between FF and AAA-PBP | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Dublin South-West | 5/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||
| Dublin West | 4/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Dún Laoghaire | 4/4 | 3 | 1 | FG Ceann Comhairle automatically returned | 3 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Galway East | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Galway West | 0/5 | FG have chance of getting one of two Ind seats | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||||||||
| Kerry | 1/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||||||||
| Kildare North | 1/4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Kildare South | 3/3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||
| Laois | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Limerick City | 4/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Limerick County | 3/3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Longford-Westmeath | 1/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Louth | 0/5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||||||||||
| Mayo | 1/4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||||||||||
| Meath East | 3/3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Meath West | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Offaly | 3/3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Roscommon-Galway | 3/3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||
| Sligo-Leitrim | 0/4 | close between FF and FG | 1 | 2 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| Tipperary | 1/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |||||||||||||||
| Waterford | 4/4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||
| Wexford | 3/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Wicklow | 3/5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Total | 95/158 | 28 | 28 | 13 | 4 | 14 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 48 | 45 | 24 | 7 | 23 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
Those numbers represent a floor for FG and a ceiling for FF. If FG rather than FF wins the marginal seats in Cavan-Monaghan, Dublin North-West and Sligo-Leitrim, and FG hold off the second independent in Galway West while FF lose to Labour in Dublin Bay South and to the AAA-PBP coalition in Dublin South-Central, then the margin between the two parties will be not three seats but twelve; either outcome, or anything in between, is a decent result for a gap of only 1.2% in first preferences.
Assuming that Fine Gael does not immediately decapitate Enda Kenny (who has at least kept them as the largest party), a lot will then depend on his political judgement. If I was leader of either large party, I think my strategy would be to ensure that there is another election fairly soon that can be blamed on the independent TDs, in the hope that voters will punish them and return to stability. This has worked before (in 1927, 1943-44, and 1981-82). However, as the New York Times noted yesterday in a different context, times have changed…
Interesting Links for 28-02-2016
- Irish exit poll analysed
- @AdrianKavanagh crunches the numbers.
(tags: ireland ) - Cyprus asks EU to make Turkish an official language
- A hopeful sign!
(tags: eu cyprus ) - UK doesn’t send EU £350m a week or £55m a day
- Real numbers
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - The choir for people who can’t sing
- Go @NadineCCooper! (My former housemate.)
(tags: music people ) - Without the EU, there would have been no Gruffalo
- Unexpected benefits.
(tags: eu ukpolitics germany ) - Donald Trump 2016: The Nuclear Option
- But do they have the guts?
(tags: uspolitics )
Scooper Strikes Out: Episode 8 of Here Come The Double Deckers
Episode 8: Scooper Strikes Out
First shown: 31 October 1970 (US), 5 March 1971 (UK)
Director: Harry Booth
Writer: Glyn Jones
Appearing apart from the Double Deckers:
Melvyn Hayes as Albert the Street Cleaner, the Cook, the Dormouse and the Cheshire Cat
Jane Seymour as Alice
Bunny May as the White Rabbit
Tim Barrett as the Mad Hatter
George Benson as the Caterpillar
Ruth Kettlewell as the The Duchess
Joan Sterndale-Bennett as the Queen of Diamonds
John Barrard as the King of Diamonds
Plot
Scooper is knocked unconscious learning to play baseball, and finds that the gang's den has been transformed into Wonderland, with Alice played by up-and-coming actress Jane Seymour.

Soundtrack
"Welcome to the Party", by Ivor Slaney and Glyn Jones, sung by Tim Barrett (Mad Hatter), Bunnie May (White Rabbit, replacing the March Hare from the book), Melvyn Hayes (the Dormouse) and Jane Seymour (Alice), which is used by Jones to fill in narrative for those viewers unfamiliar with his source material. Jones had many skills but I don't think he was a great lyricist.
Glorious moments
Glyn Jones had aspirations to great writing which were not always fulfilled, but here he's taken a single idea and just run with it to the limits of the time allocated, and he fills that time well, paying homage to his source material and working up a somewhat surreal story around it. Jane Seymour, only 19, overshadows the rest of the guest cast. Peter Firth and Melvyn Hayes are effectively backing her up here. It's interesting because actually the script makes it Scooper's story – but that's not how it comes across on screen.
After last week's rather conservative episode, here we have a critique of the justice system, with the crazed Queen of Diamonds issuing arbitrary death sentences. We'll get more on the justice system in a couple of episodes.
Less glorious moments
Ow, the baseball scene at the start… look at them quaint English kids trying to learn real sports!
As noted above, the song is not brilliant.
What's all this then?
Well, it's pretty obvious what this is drawing from. Lewis Carroll's classic Alice in Wonderland (1865) is the source for Alice, the White Rabbit, the tea party, the trial scene, the croquet and the jam tarts. But Alice is also a key text for the Swinging Sixties, with its themes of altered consciousness induced by ingesting strange substances, and I bet the elder brothers and sisters were giggling a bit as they watched this episode with their younger siblings, before sneaking off to listen to Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit".
Having said that, Alice has long been a favourite of screen and stage (the first theatrical adaptation known to Wikipedia dates from 1886). Three adaptations that must have been in Jones' mind as he wrote this episode are the 1951 Disney movie1965 television version adapted by Dennis Potter with future Doctor Who star Deborah Watling in the title role; and the 1966 Jonathan Miller adaptation with a cast of a thousand stars. The tea-party scene in Double Deckers is particularly reminiscent of the Dennis Potter equivalent.

I do wonder if you could assume the same familiarity with Alice of today's younger viewers? (Come to that, I wonder if Jones was right to assume familiarity with Alice on the part of the viewers of 1970?)
Where's that?
Entirely filmed in studio.
Who's that?
Jane Seymour (Alice) must be the highest profile performer to have appeared on Here Come The Double Deckers. She was 19 when this was filmed; as far as I can tell it was her first TV role. Born in 1951, her first screen appearance was as an extra in Oh, What A Lovely War (1969) but she hit the big time as Bond girl Solitaire in Live and Let Die (1973) and never looked back. These days she is best remembered for the title role in Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman which ran from 1993-98 (twenty years ago! Incredible!) and is still working, most recently as the title character's mother in erotic spoof Fifty Shades of Black, coming soon to a cinema near you.

Having said that, Peter Firth (Scooper) went on to have the most successful acting career of the seven main characters. He almost didn't get the part; Glyn Jones recalls in his memoirs:
Peter Firth who hailed from Pudsey in Yorkshire and had the strongest Yorkshire accent played the leader of the gang. He was my choice from the beginning. The Americans were dubious over the accent saying no one in the states would understand a word he said but we pointed out that that was what dialogue coaches are for. Peter, I could see, was getting more and more disgruntled with the whole process and I was silently willing him to just hang in there, the part was almost his, as it eventually was.
Firth went on to make his name on stage in Peter Schaffer's Equus in the mid-1970s, and also briefly overlapped with Jane Seymour on stage as Mozart and Constanze in Schaffer's Amadeus. He was Dominick Hide in the two BBC plays of 1980 and 1982 about a time-traveller from a more mellow future, and in The Hunt For Red October (1990) he plays political officer Putin (yes, Putin!) who is killed off by Sean Connery in an early scene. He appeared as Sir Harry Pearce in all 86 episodes of the BBC spy series Spooks aka MI-5 from 2002 to 2011.
Apart from Jane Seymour, the other guest stars are not particularly remarkable.
- Bunny May (the White Rabbit) had a string of minor roles in his career.
- Tim Barrett (the Mad Hatter) had had a couple of leading roles in obscure late 1960s films (Talk of the Devil, O.K. Yevtushenko, both in 1968) and eventually Terry's boss in Terry and June (1980-1983).
- George Benson (The Caterpillar) appears in The Prisoner as the labour exchange manager in the third episode; his career otherwise peaked with a supporting role in the Christopher Lee / Peter Cushing horror film The Creeping Flesh (1973).
- We met Ruth Kettlewell playing a different Duchess a couple of weeks ago (though perhaps we are meant to see them as the same character, confused in Scooper's stunned mind).
- This was almost the last screen role of Joan Sterndale-Bennett (the Queen of Diamonds) who had had a string of similar roles (though she lived another quarter-century).
- John Barrard (the King of Diamonds) had a minor resurgence in the 1980s most notably as Dooley in Santa Claus: The Movie (1985); he had earlier played a shopkeeper in the 1964 Doctor Who story The Reign of Terror.
The two pages sitting at the feet of the Queen of Hearts are rather cute, but uncredited.

See you next week…
…for Robbie the Robot
Interesting Links for 27-02-2016
- The European Commissioner’s didgeridoo
- One for the vaults.
(tags: eu ) - On The Closure Of Public Achievement
- How a non-profit met its end.
(tags: northernireland work ) - The Real Danger of Brexit
- The @Economist considers the bigger picture.
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - What’s in a name?: Macedonia’s problems go much deeper
- A bad situation, not improving.
(tags: macedonia )
Friday reading
Current
Watership Down, by Richard Adams (a chapter a week)
Mother of Eden, by Chris Beckett
The Magic Cup by Andrew M. Greeley
Last books finished
Alif the Unseen , by G. Willow Wilson
Last week’s audios
[Seventh Doctor] Terror of the Sontarans, by John Dorney and Dan Starkey
Welcome To Night Vale ep. 80
Next books
Alice's Adventures in Wonderlandand Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll
Naamah's Curse by Jacqueline Carey
Books acquired in last week
None!
Interesting Links for 26-02-2016
- The Northern Ireland Boundary Review (PDF)
- Let the fun begin…
(tags: northernireland ) - The Night My Daughter Discovered Our Family’s Legacy of Depression
- Moving story of families and mental health.
(tags: health ) - How America Made Donald Trump Unstoppable
- Fascinating. Appalling. “This boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised. It turns out we let our electoral process devolve into something so fake and dysfunctional that any half-bright con man with the stones to try it could walk right through the front door and tear it to shreds on the first go.”
(tags: uspolitics ) - Examining the Black Family in the Age of Mass Incarceration
- Grim reading. (Thanks to @tochitruestory.)
(tags: uspolitics race ) - Lord Nigel Lawson hopes Irish Republic realises its “mistake” and rejoins UK following Brexit
- #facepalm
(tags: eu ukpolitics ireland )
Alif the Unseen, by G. Willow Wilson
I bought this soon after it came out, but didn't get around to reading it until now. I really enjoyed it; a witty sexy Islamic virtual reality novel with djinn in, set in an unnamed Gulf princedom this year or next, with a flavour of the diversity and depth of the local culture – Arabic with many other infuences too. It was good to come to it so soon after reading the Arabian Nights and also at a time when I've been seeing (but not reading properly) a number of comment pieces about how and why the Arab Spring failed. I found it interesting that Wilson inserts herself (or someone very like her) into the book as a significant character; difficult to get away with, but I felt that it worked as a way of getting us to think about how we engage with the story ourselves. I see that it won the World Fantasy Award, which I should perhaps start tracking a bit more closely.
This came to the top of my reading pile as the most popular book (according to LibraryThing) that I had bought in 2014 and not yet read. Next on that list is Lila, by Maryann Robinson.
Interesting Links for 25-02-2016
Interesting Links for 24-02-2016
- Let’s not get nostalgic about Jeb Bush
- He lost because he was bad, not because he was decent.
(tags: uspolitics ) - What did the EU ever do for Britain?
- Good question; many good answers.
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - Richard Corbett’s Mythbusters
- Veteran Labour MEP sets out the facts.
(tags: eu ukpolitics ) - Seas are now rising faster than they have in 2,800 years, scientists say
- *gulp*
(tags: climatechange ) - Why Professor Indiana Jones Was Hated By His Colleagues
- Hee!
(tags: sf funny ) - Against Big Bird, The Gods Themselves Contend In Vain
- Big Bird defeats a demon and defies Osiris. Canonical.
(tags: sf children )