Rewatching Who

I’m roughly nine months into my re-watching of the whole of Doctor Who, and thought I should salute my inspiration and link to a couple of others who are following the same path.

The idea is fairly obvious, I suppose, but was germinated in my brain by a conversation with Paul Cornell at P-Con in 2008, when he pointed out that at an episode a day or so, it was a perfectly feasible project. I don’t know if he had been talking to , who together with had just started their epic rewatch (and putting the pieces together I guess that they may have mentioned this project to Paul at Eastercon the previous week), but once I started following their progress it seemed pretty cool. They have been writing it up a season at a time, and have now reached Season 14 in 1976-77; I am currently in Season 7, which they reached last October, so in some ways they are seven years ahead of me and in other ways eight months. Their thorts to date: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

A month before I started my own rewatch in September, "jacob1480" began a similar run through on his Tardis Adventures blog, dedicated to this purpose, one story at a time. He has progressed less rapidly than me, and is now at the end of the Hartnell era which I reached in January (not a criticism – he probably doesn’t have a 90-minute commute to fill). He is a first-time viewer, unlike the others I am linking to here, and unblinkered by fan lore, so his observations are sometimes strikingly different from the conventional wisdom (it is a rare fan who would rank Vicki top of the First Doctor’s companions). I’ve syndicated his posts to Livejournal as though it didn’t pick up the most recent post on the Hartnell era as a whole, which I guess fell through the cracks when LJ was having problems the other week.

Meanwhile, Andrew Hickey started down this road last month – so far has only done An Unearthly Child and The Daleks, also one story per entry with the added self-discipline of trying to stick to 1000 words per story. I wish him well; his blog (which covers many other topics, such as comics and Lib Dem politics) is syndicated on LJ at .

Good luck to ’em all, and if you are wondering about how to fill a couple of years of half-hour daily slots, this could well be your answer…

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Belgium (and Netherlands)

Charlemagne on Belgium (translation into Dutch)

Election results from the Netherlands: Fistful of Euros. Hooray for D66! Boo for Wilders! Ha ha ha to Verdonk!

Although I’m voting in Sunday’s election in Belgium rather yesterday’s election up north, I have been following the Dutch campaign rather more closely on Twitter, I guess mainly because I actually know a couple of candidates there from long ago. (Was it the Dutch election, or Konnie Huq’s engagement to Charlie Brooker, that caused Twitter to collapse yesterday?)

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Address book backup

I’m on the lookout for a simple method of backing up my contacts list. I have basically one core address book, synced between my Blackberry and my work Outlook, with about 4000 contacts on it, professional and private; I regard both the Blackberry and Outlook as potentially fragile and would like to be able to back up somewhere more robust, as (obviously) this is worth a great deal to me. Alternatives which I have tried and rejected include:

Gmail: address book management is one of Gmail’s worst features. It is easy to add addresses, so I can at least back up the contacts from Outlook by exporting them. But the web interface for editing contacts is slow to load and tedious to use; you can never delete anyone who has ever sent a message to your Gmail account; and there is no simple duplicate removal wizard. I will go to some lengths to avoid my Gmail address book contaminating my real address book.

Plaxo: they had a deserved reputation as spammers some years back, but actually had turned that around and were providing a mostly discreet and useful service. In particular, I loved their deduplication wizard. But somehow it all went wrong; they started trying to be Facebook or Twitter, and made it increasingly difficult to manage the information stored on them, which they should have been concentrating on. I have closed my account with them.

UNYK: I have tried this one out, but unfortunately imported my address book more than once, and to deduplicate now means running their wizard and clicking on the “merge contacts” button 4000 times, which I will not do. There is no apparent option to delete your whole database and start again, or I would give it another chance.

It looks like I may have to stick to Outlook / Blackberry, with fingers crossed and occasionally deduplicating by eye, but wondered if anyone out there has any other suggestions?

(Smart-alec suggestions like “Don’t use Outlook” will get you banned. Like most people in the real world, I don’t have much choice in the matter.)
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June Books 7) This Is Me, Jack Vance (Or, More Properly, This Is ‘I’), by Jack Vance

I haven’t read a lot of Vance’s work – just The Dying Earth and The Last Castle – but I’ve enjoyed what I’ve read, and considering the fascinating material that 90-year-old Frederik Pohl is putting on his blog these days, I was rather looking forward to reading this volume of reminiscences by Vance, who is a couple of years older.

Unfortunately it’s just not a very interesting book. The best bit is the early material about growing up during the Depression (Vance was born in 1916), but apart from that it’s a sequence of dinners, holidays, parties, jazz concerts, enumerated in detail without much reflection. To give one example, I have seen the story of the Jack Vance / Frank Herbert / Poul Anderson houseboat told in several other places, and told better. To give another, Vance has been blind for the last twenty years (including when writing all his later books starting with Lyonesse), and while I shall bear in mind his extensive listing of mystery genre wriiters whose whork he enjoys listening to on audio, it would have been interesting to read something more profound about the effect of the loss of one of the five senses on the writer. A line about the distinctive smell of Irish peat is used twice. We really don’t learn much about Vance the man, and even less about Vance the writer; and those like me who really only know him through his writing won’t feel any the wiser after reading this.

I usually like biography/autobiography as a genre, but between this and St Thérèse I have not been lucky this week!

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How to pronounce van Gogh

1) the ‘a’ is very short and low, heading towards a short ‘o’ in English.
2) both the ‘g’ and the ‘gh’ are pronounced as a softer version of ‘ch’ in Scottish ‘loch’.
3) ‘Vahn Goff’ is completely and utterly wrong. (And if you thought it was ‘Van Go’, I don’t ever want to talk to you again.)

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Meaningless songs (in very high voices)

Getting myself in the mood for last weekend’s Doctor Who, I am revisiting its writer’s first great hit:

The golden rays of golden sun fall on your golden hair
And I brush aside the golden sheet and see you golden there
And I wonder what you and I are going to do all day
But I can’t think of anything I want to do or say
And so I’ll have to do what I did yesterday
And sing you

Meaningless songs in very high voices
With a thousand violins
Meaningless songs in very high voices
In a pair of tight gold jeans
Meaningless songs in very high voices
And “aaaaaooowww”, whatever that means

The world is very, very large
And butter is better than marge
And love is better than hate
And the world is very, very big
And bacon comes from a pig
But it’s you I really want on my plate
So I’ll sing you

Meaningless songs in very high voices
And then a little scream, “Ah!”
Meaningless songs in very high voices
Peaches slopped with cream
Meaningless songs in very high voices
Until the record ends
And when it does we’ll simply start again

Meaningless words, meaningless words
Ah, ah, ah, ah, laaahhhh
Meaningless words, meaningless words
Ah, ah, ah, ah, laaahhhh, aaahhhh

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June Books 6) Saint Thérèse of Lisieux, by Kathryn Harrison

I really didn’t know much about St Thérèse of Lisieux, other than that her relics have been the centre of much religious enthusiasm in the various countries to which they have been brought. After reading this book, I don’t feel that I know much more than I did. She was one of eight children, the youngest of four surviving sisters, who all became nuns in the same convent (Thérèse having personally petitioned the Pope to be allowed to join at the age of fifteen); she basically dedicated herself to a consuming, borderline erotic vision of union with Christ, and expired of tuberculosis at the age of 24 in 1897. Despite having grown up in the Irish Catholic tradition myself, I found a lot of the story pretty repellent, and if I’d been Thérèse’s spiritual director I fear I would have instructed her rather firmly to get a grip. Having said that, I think her intense devotion to her personal conception of Christ is an extrapolation of the extreme loyalties I sometimes see expressed in media fandom communities. Perhaps I should get hold of her Story of a Soul but I am not really inclined to after reading this.

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June Books 5) The Time Travellers, by Simon Guerrier

A very neatly put together novel of the First Doctor, Susan, Ian and Barbara, set between Planet of Giants and The Dalek Invasion of Earth in a dystopian and devastated London of an alternative 2006, facing invasion from a South African army and disintegration as a result of the local boffins’ time experiments; the last quarter of the book takes us back to 1972 (but a 1972 where WOTAN won, though only briefly) to try and put things right. Apart from the grimness of his militarised and failing future society, Guerrier has a lovely take on the Ian / Barbara relationship, and while his First Doctor isn’t quite as consistent he still fills out some of the gaps in the character rather well (less so poor Susan, whose main characteristics are her skills in time-keeping and cooking). The time-paradox plot is not resolved with mathematical rigour, but is satisfying all the same. Good stuff.

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June Books 4) Agatha Heterodyne and the Heirs of the Storm, by Kaja and Phil Foglio

This is the ninth volume in the Foglios’ Girl Genius saga, originally published online, but now available as part of the Hugo Voters’ Packet; it’s not a series I know other than having read Volume Eight last year when it too was up for the Hugos. I liked this one more; perhaps it is that I am now even a little more familiar with the characters, but also the storylines seemed a little less opaque, with the intelligent castle particularly memorable as playing its own game with Agatha, its ostensible owner (at one point it muses that it would quite like to be reconstructed as a yurt, so that it could go and visit exotic places). As ever, the Foglios’ artwork is gorgeous and distinctive. I don’t think they will score a second successive Hugo – Neil Gaiman is sure to win for Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? – but I will rank this volume higher than I did last year’s.

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Questions meme

It’s a while since I’ve done this – and apologies to anyone who has either asked questions or requested questions in the past; I have lost track of any obligations I had, so do prod me if you think I owe you. Thanks to the three ladies mentioned below for livening up a rather tedious train journey as I worke through their queries.

From :

  1. What is the role of faith in your life?

    I’m not a fervent pray-er; I go for months without attending church. When I describe myself as a believer, it’s more a statement of an intellectual position than a description of an emotional relationship. But from time to time I do simply enjoy opening myself up to a sense of the presence of the numinous, and I think pretty much all religious activity is based on this fairly common human experience.

  2. Has your work in Africa changed your perspective in any way? (And do you have any future plans to come to Juba?)

    Two for the price of one, eh? My work in Africa amounts to three visits to Juba since last November, and I do not anticipate that I will be called on to return soon, for reasons of recent internal reorganisation. I found it pretty gruelling, for reasons with which you will be very familiar, though of course rewarding as well, because one is very conscious of one’s work at making a difference.

    I had always wanted to do some work on Africa, because of all parts of the world it is the most neglected, and apart from Southern Sudan my current job has also brought me into contact with the Polisario Front and Somaliland. Actually being on the ground does bring home to you the enormity of the demands being made by the outside world on Africa and Africans; but I like to think that I was already prepared for that by my pre-trip research!

  3. Where do you see yourself in ten years?

    Still in Belgium, anyway; still in international politics, one way or the other. I hope (and expect) that my current job will keep me going for a while yet.

  4. Seriously: what’s so great about Doctor Who? I just don’t get it.

    I am not one of the fans who could ever seriously argue that Doctor Who is so great. For me, it has the attraction of a connection between the present day and my later childhood, a common point of interest with my ten-year-old son, and a huge and detailed expanding mythos which I can continually explore (at present, apart from the current Eleventh Doctor stories on TV, I’ve just started reading a First Doctor book, just finished watching a Third Doctor TV story, and just finished a run of Sixth Doctor audio plays; and when I get home I’ll hoke out the 1970 Doctor Who annual from the DVD it’s stacked with). It works for me; I don’t demand that it should work for everyone.

    Also I believe that one of the guest actors in a Sixth Doctor story has a daughter who lives in Sudan and writes novels.

  5. What would your Desert Island Discs be?

    You were fortunate to ask this question before , who also thought of it but I made her try again.

    I have not been listening to a lot of music in the last ten years or so. It was a much bigger thing for me in my twenties than in my thirties or forties. Having said which, if I am stuck on the island, I believe the rules allow me not just a single LP per entry but a collection of recordings marketed together for each entry. So:

    1. Sibelius complete orchestral works – or if you press me, the Second Symphony and the Kullervo symphony; I just love the barren landscapes of his music.
    2. Beethoven: complete symphonies if I am allowed, otherwise I’ll settle for the Seventh. (A minority choice; I suspect that the Ninth, Fifth and Sixth are more popular, but I’ll stand by it.)
    3. Dire Straits: if I can’t have the complete collection, I’ll take Alchemy which I used to listen to on long car journeys across Bosnia.
    4. Les Miserables: as long as there is an English-language version without the insufferable Michael Ball.
    5. Carmina Burana – tacky but fun.
    6. the original audio Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (both series if I am allowed).
    7. The Daleks’ Master Plan with narration by Peter Purves.
    8. if I can count the complete Sibelius as one entry, then I’ll have the Bruch violin concerto to round it off.


  6. How on earth do you find the time to read as much as you do?

    Really, , the rules say five questions not six – or seven! But I read fast; I have a long commute; I read more if I am travelling or am ill; and anyway I’ve been cutting down lately!

From :

  1. Is there a food you can’t stand that most other people love?

    I’m really not a fan of Marmite, under any circumstances; of tunkey, under most circumstances; or of spinach, unless it is cooked in such a way as to disguise its taste! Apart from that I will try most things.

  2. You read a lot! Have you ever thrown a book across the room or come close?

    I do note a few books that I cannot finish each year.

  3. What would be your desert island discs? You travel a lot, so what’s the one thing you always pack?

    Trusty Gillette Mach 3 razor with spare blades. One can usually find toothbrush, toothpaste and soap on the road, but decent razors are much more difficult sometimes.

  4. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

    I’ve just had a fairly unpleasant journey to Alsace in the northern European summer heat, and would much rather be tucked up in my own bed next to my nice warm wife.

  5. Of the many places you travel to, is there one that you’d prefer to never return to?

    I guess the most unpleasant place I’ve been was Bratunac, north of Srebrenica, in 1997 just two years after the massacre, where many of the killings took place and where the population seemed to display a horrified awareness of what had been done combined with utter unwillingness to talk to outsiders. Even there, I think morbid curiosity would bring me back again.

    I didn’t have much fun on my one and only visit to Madrid, but that wouldn’t stop me going back; my first trip to Tirana was pretty disastrous from the point of view of getting good food, but it turns out from later on-the-ground research that I was just unlucky. There was a time in my life when I was going to Kosovo more often than I liked, but my trip there next month will be my first in two and a half years.

From

  1. What made you pick Clare College?

    A combination of factors – I was charmed by the architecture; I liked its apparent commitment to both science and music (and to a certain extent religion), which were big things for me when I was 17; and I was told that it had good links with Northern Ireland (though of course these turned out to be more personal as manifested primarily in Lord Ashby rather than institutional). I certainly don’t regret it, though quite probably I would have been equally well served by any college less posh than Magdalene or Peterhouse.

  2. What’s your opinion on the MMR / autism scare?

    Almost unprintable. Wakefield’s research was faked, has caused children to die due to lack of immunisation, and shamelessly exploited on the guilt feelings of parents dealing with an awful discovery about their children and trying to rationalise it by blaming something, even (perhaps especially) if that something is their own actions. Wakefield shouldn’t just be struck off; he should be in jail.

  3. How did you meet your wife (I never tire of hearing these sorts of stories!)

    That story has been , I suspect sharing some architectural similarities to your own experience!

  4. Fizzy drinks or fruit juice?

    Fizzy water, but if it’s sweet I prefer it flat. Apart from iced tea, but that’s made from leaves not fruit.

  5. Tell us about an occasion when you could see what needed to be done but were powerless to do it.

    Jeepers, there are too many of those, and I suppose that’s what motivates my political activities. The one most on my mind this week has been the Gaza blockade, a policy which seems certain to achieve the opposite of its ostensible aims. My former employers at ICG have been rightly vocal about this. Other such international politics issues are the supine acceptance of Morocco’s occupation of the Western Sahara and theft of resources; the failure of the rest of the world to try to persuade Serbia that it has lost Kosovo, the hugely irrational and destructive attitude of Greece on the Macedonian name issue; and the groupthink policy of supporting a “government” in Somalia which barely controls its own presidential palace while ignoring those who actually run substanial chunks of the former country’s territory and do so reasonably well. There are others but those are the ones I am most familiar with.

    On a more personal and professional level, now that I am effectively a consultant, I give people advice all the time, and have to live with the ego shock when they don’t take it. I think my advice is worth quite a lot, so I am usually more alarmed on their behalf than on my own, but there is a bit of both in there.

The rule is that you can ask for ve questions in the comments. I am far from the internet this weekend but I hope to reply reasonably fast.

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June Books 3) Wars, Guns and Votes: Democracy in Dangerous Places, by Paul Collier

I had been meaning to read this for ages, and then got myself talked into doing a paper on its subject at a conference tomorrow, which provided a fairly massive incentive to buckle down to it. I was wrong to dawdle; Wars, Guns and Votes is a lucidly written analysis of the effects and causes of democracy and good governance in the poorest countries of the world, whose inhabitants Collier describes in a previous book as “the bottom billion”. Collier’s findings are disturbing and provocative, but based on good hard research. He states that:

  1. democratic poor countries are more at risk of violence than non-democratic poor countries (for rich countries, the opposite is the case)
  2. This is because holding elections in poor and repressive states does nothing to improve the chances of good governance and incentivises violent behaviour from both government and opposition (and reinforces habits of bad governance, whoever wins)
  3. Ethnically diverse poor countries are more at risk of violence – though the key finding here is that ethnic diversity makes it more difficult to run a state but usually helps the private sector to develop more rapidly
  4. Post-conflict settlements are more durable in repressive states than democratic ones (Angola vs Sri Lanka)
  5. UN peacekeeping, or any international security guarantee of intervention against potential spoilers, is by far the most cost-effective short-term means of preserving peace agreements
  6. Though in the long term, economic development is the only real guarantee of peace
  7. Post-conflict aid also helps to restore financial and human capital, though perhaps 11% (a surprisingly precise figure) gets diverted to military expenditure
  8. Guns in Africa are very cheap, and international arms embargoes ignored by non-OECD countries
  9. Civil wars are more likely in countries which
    1. have low per capita income
    2. have a low or negative rate of economic growth
    3. are dependent on exporting natural resources
    4. have more ethnic and religious diversity
    5. have more young men aged between 15 and 29
    6. are smaller
    7. have mountains
    8. are poor and democratic, or rich and repressive
    9. have already had a civil war
  10. A very few coups are good, but all civil wars are bad; and there is no way to tell if a particular coup will be good or bad.
  11. coups are
    1. no less likely in democracies than in repressive states, unless the state is very efficient in its repression
    2. likely to lead to further coups
    3. more likely in poor states and states with low or negative economic growth
    4. less common than they used to be
    5. less likely if the president adopts a term limit for himself, especially if he then sticks to it
    6. not especially affected in likelihood by the level of military spending
  12. Small states, especially poor small states, will find it particularly difficult to provide adequate internal security (here he sneers at several small states which I know)

I must say that I am not happy with his findings that small states and diverse states are less secure. It seems to me a bit contradictory anyway; a Serbia trying to hand onto Kosovo, or a Sudan trying to hang onto its southern parts, doesn’t look all that viable to me. On the other hand, one obvious solution that leaps to mind for me which Collier doesn’t mention is that African countries should start negotiating regional security guarantees à la OSCE, in order to drive down military spending and boost disarmament.

Collier does have four provocative policy prescriptions, all of which should be seen in the context of his finding that democracies are fragile in poor countries, so the answer is to stabilise them until they are economically stable (at per capita income of $2700, which again seems remarkably precise):

  1. The international community should offer a military guarantee against internal civil rebellion to governments which are prepared to hold elections that meet international standards and stick by the result. If the government rigs the elections, the guarantee is withdrawn, and potential coup leaders will take note.
  2. A slightly incomprehensible proposal which seems to amount to more anti-corruption consultants and international aid funding non-state-run schools and hospitals
  3. Aid should be negatively correlated with military expenditure
  4. Post-conflict states should be prepared to share sovereignty with the international community in appropriate ad-hoc arrangements.

Apart from the second proposal, which I didn’t understand, the rest all seems sensible to me; there is more to be said on post-conflict protectorates, of which Bosnia, which I know best, developed in its own very peculiar way and is now finding it difficult to wind down, but has at least played an important role in preventing a further outbreak of war.

Anyway, a fascinating and thought-provoking book; now I just have to add some of my own ideas to it before tomorrow morning. These may include thoughts on both justice and gender, since he says noting at all about either of those rather important topics.

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June Books 2) Option Lock, by Justin Richards

It seems like it was only a few days ago that I was reading a new Doctor Who novel by Justin Richards. Oh yeah, that’s because it was only a few days ago. And having finished Option Lock yesterday morning, I put the new Jago and Litefoot plays on to listen to on the way home at the end of the day; and who do you thinlk wrote the first of them?

Anyway, Option Lock takes us to the present day, where the inheritor of an ancient alien conspiracy happens to be playing a key role in international politics. Once you accept the rather implausible premise that the bad guy allows the Doctor and Sam to cultivate his acquaintance and enjoy his hospitality in the first place, the plot careers along at a great pace, with twists and reveals which were just the right side of keeping me wondering what Richards would think of next rather than being irritated with him for jerking the story around on a whim. The biggest problem with the EDAs so far for me is the inconsistent characterisation of Sam; it would be nice if this developed into a protrayal of a young woman’s personal growth, but I am not holding my breath.

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The women in sf meme

asks, following Martin Wisse: Which of the 117 authors listed on Sandra McDonald’s periodic table of women in science fiction have you read? Following the rules, I’ve bolded the ones I own (or have owned) books by, italicised the women I’ve read something of (short stories count), and starred those I have never heard of. James points out also that there are a number of people on this list whose work he is familiar with who don’t fit the stated criteria well. People who fall into that category get underlined. I’d like to add a <flash> also for those I have actually met, but that would be too much like bragging.

Andre Norton
C. L. Moore
Evangeline Walton
Leigh Brackett
Judith Merril
Joanna Russ
Margaret St. Clair
Katherine MacLean
Carol Emshwiller
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Zenna Henderson
Madeline L’Engle
Angela Carter
Ursula LeGuin
Anne McCaffrey
Diana Wynne Jones
Kit Reed
James Tiptree, Jr.
Rachel Pollack
Jane Yolen
*Marta Randall
Eleanor Arnason
Ellen Asher
Patricia A. McKillip
Suzy McKee Charnas
Lisa Tuttle
Nina Kiriki Hoffman
Tanith Lee
Pamela Sargeant
Jayge Carr
Vonda McIntyre
Octavia E. Butler
Kate Wilhelm
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
Sheila Finch
Mary Gentle
*Jessia Amanda Salmonson
C. J. Cherryh
Joan D. Vinge
Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Ellen Kushner
Ellen Datlow
Nancy Kress
Pat Murphy
Lisa Goldstein
Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
Mary Turzillo
Connie Willis
*Barbara Hambly
*Nancy Holder
Sheri S. Tepper
Melissa Scott
Margaret Atwood
Lois McMaster Bujold
*Jeanne Cavelos
Karen Joy Fowler
Leigh Kennedy
*Judith Moffett
Rebecca Ore
Emma Bull
Pat Cadigan
Kathyrn Cramer
*Laura Mixon
Eileen Gunn
Elizabeth Hand
Kij Johnson
Delia Sherman
Elizabeth Moon
*Michaela Roessner
Terri Windling
*Sharon Lee
Sherwood Smith
Katherine Kurtz
Margo Lanagan
Laura Resnick
Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Sheila Williams
Farah Mendlesohn
Gwyneth Jones
*Ardath Mayhar
Esther Friesner
Debra Doyle
Nicola Griffith
Amy Thomson
Martha Wells
Catherine Asaro
Kate Elliott
Kathleen Ann Goonan
Shawna McCarthy
Caitlin Kiernan
Maureen McHugh
Cheryl Morgan
Nisi Shawl
Mary Doria Russell
Kage Baker
Kelly Link
*Nancy Springer
J. K. Rowling
Nalo Hopkinson
Ellen Klages
Tananarive Due
M. Rickert
Theodora Goss
Mary Anne Mohanraj
*S. L. Viehl
Jo Walton
*Kristine Smith
*Deborah Layne
Cherie Priest
Wen Spencer
K. J. Bishop
Catherynne M. Valente
Elizabeth Bear
*Ekaterina Sedia
Naomi Novik
Mary Robinette Kowal
Ann VanderMeer

(hoping that I haven’t somehow bolded any who haven’t actually published any books that I could own…)

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June Books 1) Palimpsest, by Catherynne M. Valente

Palimpsest probably gets my vote for the Hugo this year. Like The City & The City, its central device is a parallel place visible just out of the corner of one’s eye; but where Miéville takes this concept as background, hangs a murder mystery over it, and then disappoints with the big reveal at the end, in Valente’s book the parallel city practically is the narrative, as her four protagonists work their way towards it and to the eventual climax.

I cannot remember a recent Hugo nominee as erotic as Palimpsest, which has already won the Lambda Award for best LGBT sf novel of the year. The prose is generally rich and luscious. I was completely seduced!

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May Books

Non-Fiction 4 (YTD 26)
   

Fiction (non-sf) 3 (YTD 26)
   

SF (non-Who) 8, counting Cordelia’s Honor as two (YTD 40)
      

Doctor Who 4 (YTD 28)
   

Comics 3 (YTD 5)
  

7/22 (YTD 29/125) by women (Hunt, Kirino, Baker, Rowling, Priest, 2xBujold)
2/22 (YTD 11/125) by PoC (Kirino, Hosseini)
4/22 owned for more than a year (Cordelia’s Honor [2xreread], Half-Life of a Zealot, Transit)
1 other reread (Lord of the Flies), total YTD rereads 11/125
Page count ~5,800 (YTD ~37,100)

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May Books 22) Ever Since Darwin, by Stephen Jay Gould

Another collection of Gould’s essays from Natural History Magazine, this time dating from the mid-1970s; as ever, nicely constructed and argued pieces, though it is something of a shock to realise that, say, continental drift had only recently become orthodox, or indeed (when considering his comments on the Permian / Triassic extinction) that the Alvarez proposal that the Cretaceous ended in a massive impact event was still several years in the future. He is also terrifically good, and humane, in warning against the casual adoption of Darwin’s ideas to support racist theories, including past examples of where even liberal scholars got it badly wrong. It has dated a bit more than The Panda’s Thumb, but I think is slightly better.
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Malcolm Hulke and reptiles

It hadn’t really struck me before, but what with New Who bringing back the Silurians, my son’s bedtime reading being Doctor Who and the Dinosaur Invasion, and also having just got onto the story after Spearhead from Space in my rewatch of Old Who, something became obvious:

The Faceless Ones (1967), by David Ellis and Malcolm Hulke. Features aliens called Chameleons.
Doctor Who and the Silurians (1970) by Malcolm Hulke. Features the reptilian Silurians.
Colony in Space (1971) by Malcolm Hulke. Features a giant killer lizard.
The Sea Devils (1972) by Malcolm Hulke. Features the reptilian Sea Devils.
Frontier in Space (1973) by Malcolm Hulke. Features the alien Draconians, who are reptilian.
Invasion of the Dinosaurs (1974) by Malcolm Hulke. Can you see where this is going?

OK, The War Games is an exception here (and I suppose also The Ambassadors of Death, though it wasn’t his concept originally), but there’s a definite pattern.

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More on the burka ban

Two interesting articles that caught my eye on this during the week:

The veil: a modesty slip for misogyny, by Laurie Penny over at the New Statesman:

In seeking to restrict the free choice of women to dress as they please, whether in a burqa, a bolero or a binbag, European governments are not protecting women but mounting a paranoid defense of their own right to determine feminine behavior.

And Veiled Threat: The many problems with France’s proposed burqa ban, by Wajahat Ali in Slate:

France should embrace its own constitution and ethos of equality by accepting its burqa-clad women as fraternal citizens who’ve earned the right to make their own choices. Any legitimate concerns that Europe has with the burqa and its Muslim citizenry require diplomacy and subtlety. But France is behaving like the Saudi Arabia of the EU by forcibly removing Muslim women’s rights with a legislative guillotine.

I am struck that both articles concentrate on France rather than Belgium, but I guess being ignored is not always such a bad thing.

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May Books 21) Het Aïda Protocol, by Yannick Laude, Marco Venanzi & Michel Pierret

The second in a series of graphic novels published by, I kid you not, the ALDE group in the European Parliament (ie the Liberal MEPs which include the British Lib Dems and, since last year, Fianna Fáil) and available in various languages (I think the English version is Operation Aida).

Our heroic central character, Elisa Correr, exposes a web of corruption involving fellow MEPs and senior European Commission officials, and also persuades the EU to adopt her plan of funding infrastructure projects in nearby countries as long as they are democratic. It’s a little earnest and didactic (Elisa asks her dinner guest, “So, are you still the head of unit for [country] in the European Commission?”) and the dodgy guys all seem to have Polish names. Also the key policy Elisa is advocating is a thinly disguised version of the Nabucco pipeline project, which I am personally a bit suspicious about; it seems to me to have a lot more support from politicians than from anyone I have met who actually works in the fossil fuels industry.

But the book is a decent effort to convey the frenetic pressure of work that I observe in the European Parliament from those members who take it seriously (which is at least 90% of them). Though it omits the remarkable way in which the Parliament’s public spaces get taken over by various receptions with free booze and canapes every working evening from about 7 pm on.
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Eurovision wrap-up

Well, I was surprised by Germany’s win. A decent enough song, but of course we native anglophones will have been much more annoyed by Lena’s marvellous travelling accent than most voters were. Not at all surprised that Britain came last – neither the lead vocalist nor the backing singers actually sang in tune, and even in Eurovision that can make a crucial difference. Turkey came second by the cunning strategy of entering actual musicians. If they hadn’t used horrible strobe lighting, and had omitted the female robot doing a striptease (I am not joking), they might have done even better. Altogether an event that showed Europe at its most, well, something; checking facebook I saw a Spanish friend posting increasingly jubilant entries from a beer garden in Berlin. She was in the right place this evening!
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Eurovision

I must say that tonight I really enjoyed Twitter for the first time properly – I felt I was participating in a Europe-wide party of appreciation (or something) for the show, granted with a geographical spread of, er, from the Netherlands to Ireland, but still broader than I would have got by other means.

Azerbaijan: “drip drop”: she can’t really sing, massive swell of backing music to disguise this + gropy dancer. #eurovision

#spain: “algo pequeñito” love the choreography, tho a bit isolated on big stage. Not so sure about the song, grim accelerando. #eurovision

#norway: “your heart is mine” lovely song and presentation, but as so often the poor chap just can’t sing. #eurovision

#moldova: I loved this! Great make-up + costumes, and boppy! Until the guy with the saxophone started. Still, best so far. #eurovision

#cyprus / #wales: valiant effort, let down by tuneless backing singers. Will get 12 from #Greece anyway. #eurovision

#bosnia surprisingly evangelical christian in tone. Brave but unsuccessful attempts at harmony towards end. And key change. Ow. #eurovision

#belgium: “me + my guitar” can’t vote for it as a belg myself. But I think this is brilliant. #eurovision

#serbia: sorry, this is just awful. No redeeming features at all. #eurovision
So it actually *is* by goran bregovic, but loses by not being sung by him. Awful. #eurovision #serbia

#belarus “butterflies” lead inaudible, backup vocalist has comedy mustache. Otherwise unremarkable except costume punchline. #eurovision

#ireland nice haunty tin whistle even if vocalist (and song) not so special. Odd grammar. #eurovision

#greece Very odd and threatening choreography with happy bouncy Balkan music. Will get 12 from Cyprus, not much elsewhere. #eurovision
RT @clanwilliam: RT @RFLong: “Opa” = Greek for “My Lovely Horse” #eurovision

#uk “anything is possible to do” – apart from winning this evening, methinks. #eurovision
#uk not a bad song (for once!) but as so often let down by all vocalists – lead *and* backing singers – being out of tune. #eurovision

#georgia very *red*. Lovely song and singer but stage show is very *busy* and male dancers rather sinister. #eurovision

#turkey too stroboscopic. Bring on the robot! #eurovision
#turkey on second thoughts, turn the robot off. #eurovision

#albania can actually sing, which puts them ahead of the pack. Sadly song is not much good. #eurovision

#iceland #eurovision stirring nonsense. Actually a rather good melange of styles. Many Viking women wearing red. Probably gets my vote.
RT @kevmcveigh: Oh Iceland, wrong Bjork. #eurovision

#ukraine very brave. Again, good singer but song is nonsense. #eurovision

#france sounds like a football chant which of course it is. Good fun without actually being, y’know, good. #eurovision

#romania singers both playing keyboards, courageous. Means we lose physical chemistry, shame as otherwise promising. #eurovision
#romania sadly let down by costume design at end. #eurovision

#russia fake snow which would impress anyone except the Norwegians. #eurovision
#russia was he looking at his next lines? No, at her photos. Will he really burn them? I think not. #eurovision

#armenia as with Georgia, nice singer and song but stage show too busy. And patriotism not really suitable for #eurovision .

#germany What accent is she trying to sing with? Otherwise rather fun, sexy, unpretentious. #eurovision
RT @mickfealty: That poor German girl looks like she needs the toilet. #eurovision

#portugal oh, this is rather lovely. I think my loyalty has shifted from iceland. They can sing and I can’t understand it. #eurovision

#israel sadly utterly lost it on the high notes. It you can’t sing ’em, don’t put ’em in the song. #eurovision

#denmark awww, rather sweet and ABBA-like! Totally what a #eurovision winner should be! Complete with key-change and wind-machine!

#spain why are we getting this again??? It isn’t any better. #eurovision

have now cast my vote for #iceland #eurovision

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Burka ban update

As mentioned last weekend, I emailed the lijsttrekkers of all the parties standing candidates either in the Leuven district (for the Chamber) or in Flanders (for the Senate), asking for their position on the burka ban, and got the following responses (listed in the order that they will appear on the ballot paper):

Vlaams Belang: not only in favour of it, but claimed to have proposed it before anyone else. [reply from Leuven lijsttrekker]
Lijst Dedecker: "100% in favour". [reply from Leuven lijsttrekker]
Open VLD: supports it, "because we consider that moral values (i.e. respect for dignity of women) prevails over other values." [reply from Senate lijsttrekker who is also national leader]
CD&V: "As Christian-Democrats we believe in ‘active pluralism’ and the co-existence of various religions in our public area. However, we believe that one should draw a line when certain religious expressions are putting at risk the way we ‘live together’. As a political party, we are not in favour of the burqa." [reply from Senate lijsttrekker who is also national leader]
sp.a: no response.
N-VA: "in favour of the burka ban. Although we agree that is the right of every person to express his cultural or religious identity, the burka, by its sheer form, expresses a lack of respect for the western culture, and gives out a signal that integration is not only rejected, but disapproved. Therefore we can not tolerate such an ostensive rejection of western civilization, and its key values. We will thus vote in favour of the burka ban." [reply from Senate lijsttrekker who is also national leader; Leuven lijsttrekker also responded much more briefly along the same lines]
Groen!: Leuven lijsttrekker states that Groen! MPs voted in favour of the Burka ban, but adds, "In line with the viewpoints of human rights organizations such as Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch, I do not agree with this. I think it is laudable to want to do something for women who are forced to wear a niqaab, yet I do not think fining the women (turning victims into perpetrators) is a good way of doing that."
LSP: without answering the question directly, referred me to articles here (in Dutch) and here (in English) which make it clear that they are against. [replies from both Senate lijsttrekker and Leuven lijsttrekker]
CAP: No direct reply to my email, but someone claiming to be one of their Senate candidates posted a comment on my previous post, which unfortunately doesn’t really answer the question but instead invites me to organise a public debate (!) about the issue.
PVDA+: Leuven lijsttrekker responds: "I think it’s a disgrace that Belgium was in the international news because of this burka ban. This is a completely undemocratic decision but it is above all a non issue. Only once in my entire life have I seen a person in burka on the streets of Brussels and even than all the other arabs were watching this person because it was such an exceptional sight."
Vrijheid: I have no idea who they are, and in any case they did not respond.

Well, I think that’s fairly clear; I shall vote for my local Groen! candidate for the Chamber, since she is sound on the issue and stands a chance of being elected, and will throw away my Senate vote for one of the two fringe leftie parties, LSP or PVDA+, as the whim takes me on the day.

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May Books 20) Transit, by Ben Aaronovitch

There was one pedantic point that really annoyed me about this book: Arcturus is spelt incorrectly throughout, missing the first ‘r’. A good defemce lawyer would plead that we are not talking about α Boötis but about some other celestial body with the similar name of ‘Acturus’, but I’m unconvinced.

Apart from that point, I actually rather enjoyed this book, which is a fairly huge admission for me as I am very definitely not a fan of Aaronovitch’s two broadcast stories (Remembrance of the Daleks and Battlefield). I found it reminiscent of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash, which was pubished two months earlier – so can hardly have been a direct influence; must have both absorbed the Zeitgeist. The Doctor and friends are caught up in a peculiar problem involving AIs and an interplanetary mass transmat system, but also involving grizzled war veterans and various other factions. There is a cracking pace to it.

Besides the mangling of Arcturus, I have one other minor gripe about the book. The previous volume in the series, Love and War, invested much time in introducing new companion Benny Summerfield; but here she (and to an extent the Doctor) blend into background scenery, with much more action going to the Brigadier’s genetically engineered warrior descendent, Kadiatu Lethbridge Stewart. She turns out to be a super character in her own right, but it does give the book a mild air of being Kadiatu’s adventure in which the Doctor appears trying to rescue Benny, which is not what one expects from a Who book.

Still, very enjoyable.
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May Books 19) Lord of the Flies, by William Golding

An appalling read, in a way, about a large number of English schoolboys crashed on a tropical island, and how their initial attempts at organisation descend into atavism and savagery. The crucial moment is almost exactly halfway through, when Jack disrupts Ralph and Piggy’s conduct of the general meeting, and from then on the collapse of their vestigial society is inexorable and inevitable. My edition has a very stuffy introduction but some interesting notes and questions for the reader at the end, both by Ian Gregor and Mark Kinkead-Weekes. One point this provoked me to consider – is the airman at the end perhaps a figment of Ralph’s imagination? Would that actually make a more suitable ending?

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Unionist unity and Garden Centre Prods

I’ve been following with some interest, but not much engagement, the debate among Northern Ireland’s Unionists about the way forward for Unionism after this month’s election. (Actually, I have engaged a bit; I have chided the DUP and UCUNF for not recognising the degree of their failure, and praised the TUV for doing so.) Those of you who have read my previous analysis (or seen my sleep-deprived speech the day after the election) will be aware of my view that former Unionist voters are not terribly interested in Unionism, and that efforts by Unionist parties to scare them into voting Unionist by waving the flag will continue to prove unsuccessful, whether those efforts are carried out by one party or several.

Part of my evidence for this as a trend developing over the last deccde or more is the geographical distribution of the drop in turnout between the 1998 referendum on the Good Friday Agreement and the Assembly election held a few weeks later. The full figures are here, but basically, the six constituencies where the Alliance Party got representatives elected were also the six where the turnout fell most between the two polls (and if you count in the Women’s Coalition, the constituencies where they were successful rank first and seventh on the list ranked by drop in turnout). It seemed to me fairly clear that there is a large chunk of voters who voted for the referendum and who sometimes vote for moderate parties but more often don’t vote at all.

I expanded on this a bit to Ben Lowry of the News Letter the other day, and he kindly used two of my money quotes for one of his articles on the election:

Mr Whyte thinks that unionist voters are not that interested in unionism. "I think the word unionist is going to be increasingly a turn-off for their target voting group."

He adds: "The two seats in which turnout actually increased were the two seats in which moderate women won, North Down and East Belfast, neither of whom had unionist in their title and both of whom won by squeezing the unionist parties."

Mr Whyte notes that in the 1998 referendum on the Good Friday Agreement, there was a huge turnout of a minimum 80 per cent in all Northern Ireland constituencies, including unionist ones in the east of the Province. But in all elections after that it reverted to a low turnout.

"Protestants will vote in a referendum but they won’t vote for their parties because they don’t like them," he says.

Now, Lee Reynolds (who gained brief fame fifteen years ago when he challenged Jim Molyneux, who was then three and a half times his age, for the leadership of the UUP) has written a blog article which indirectly queries my reading of the situation. The argument is a bit confused, but basically he criticises the Ulster Unionists and the establishment for constructing an image of ‘Garden Centre Prods’ who had voted in the referendum but not in subsequent elections and whose votes should therefore be sought by the UUP or other parties; the failure of the UUP strategy, according to Reynolds, is because there were very few such people. His criticisms are three: 1) the turnout drop was as much working class as middle class; 2) it must have included Catholics who don’t normally vote (as Nationalist candidates in the east of NI tend to lose); 3) it would largely have included voters who don’t really care about the Union.

I disagree with Lee Reynolds on many things, but I think he is correct on the first and third of these points. On the middle one, however, it’s clear to me from perusing the election results cross-checked with demographic data that Catholic voters are entirely prepared to vote Alliance – or even for a moderate Unionist – when there is a chance of making a difference and weakening a more extreme alternative, just as Protestant voters in the right circumstances will vote SDLP to keep the Shinners out. The drop in turnout between May and June 1998 actually has a fairly strong negative correlation with Catholic population share in each constituency.

However, Reynolds’ wider conclusion (if I read him correctly) is that it’s not worth the while of Unionist politicians trying to engage with the ‘100,000 or more’ voters who participated in the referendum and not in the subsequent election. I disagree. First, of course, the number is bigger than he says; it’s more than 140,000. But secondly, taking his three points of criticism, doesn’t that actually point up the need for politicians – not just Unionist politicians – to try and motivate the votes of the working class as well as of the middle class, of Catholics who do not feel represented by Nationalist political parties, and of voters who don’t actually care about the Union? (This is of course precisely the strategy which informed the success of Naomi Long in the election’s closest approach to a Portillo moment.)

One strategy which tried and dismally failed to meet this need was the UUP/Conservative linkup. One of the things which baffled me about it was the appeal of its advocates to some imagined desire for ‘normal politics’ on behalf of Northern Ireland’s voters. Reynolds is rightly scornful of it; I criticised this in 1995, I criticised it last year, and I think the voters have now delivered their own verdict. Quite apart from the failure of the ‘big tent’ concept to attract many voters or candidates who were not already inside the tent, the problem is that by ‘normal politics’, the UCUNF integrationists actually mean ‘English politics’ – not Scottish or Welsh, where Labour and the Nationalists compete for the top spot, with Tories and Lib Dems (now the UK’s ruling coalition partners!) in third and fourth place. Most Northern Irish voters know Scotland at least as well as they know England, and can spot the difference between ‘normal’ and ‘English’, in politics or anything else.

(In two 1967 Doctor Who stories, The Macra Terror and The Faceless Ones, the Doctor’s friends, Cockney Ben and Scottish Jamie, mysteriously switch to standard English accents when they are temporarily brainwashed by the baddies. It reflects a cosy assumption that standard English is normal; I remember a college friend of mine from Essex telling me proudly, "I don’ really ‘ave an accent." It’s understandable, if not excusable, that a major cultural state-funded bureaucracy like the BBC had this attitude in the year I was born; I find it baffling that a major non-English political party should still believe it now.)

The other reaction, of ‘Unionist unity’ (ie uniting the two major Unionist parties to form a single political unit) strikes me as equally implausible. The one united Unionist candidate in this month’s election actually failed to get elected. Any such moves will inevitably strengthen the DUP, muzzle dissent within the Unionist tent, and further depress turnout, thus incidentally also strengthening the Alliance Party (which had its best election results in the last 25 years when the two Unionist parties had an electoral pact in 1987). If Unionist strategists want that outcome, in a sense it is fine with me, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Both the integrationist and Unionist unity analyses fail to recognise the nature of Northern Irish politics. Actually, Unionism has won; the Union has been secured, pending a referendum rather than an election, by the 1998 peace deal, the Republic’s constitutional claim has been amended and the IRA have disarmed. Voting Sinn Fein doesn’t actually bring a United Ireland any closer; voting DUP doesn’t do anything to make it a more distant prospect. Unionist voters mostly realise this (even though neither Unionist nor Nationalist politicians are prepared to admit that it is the case). There is therefore no need for a united Unionist party to fight for the Union. 

The fact is that Northern Ireland is a divided society; and in most such divided societies (thinking of Belgium, Cyprus, Macedonia, even Bosnia) there will be several political parties representing each side of the division, and maybe even some that try to straddle the divide (easier when, as in Bosnia and NI, everyone speaks more or less the same language). This means that representation of the communities’ day-to-day interests, rather than aspiration to achieving or preventing a distant constitutional change, is the name of the game; indeed, the more salient the constitutional issue in all of those countries, the less stable and ‘normal’ politics becomes. ‘Normal politics’ in Northern Ireland will be precisely when voters judge politicians on their ability to deliver for them in the Assembly, and on their general managerial skills; but it has very little to do with the political party labels that are attached to those politicians. There are signs that this is starting to happen (in, for instance, the Ritchie/Ruane contest in South Down, or the personal rebuke to Peter Robinson from the voters of East Belfast). Smarter activists from all Northern Ireland’s parties should take note and prepare accordingly.

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May Books 18) WWW: Wake, by Robert J. Sawyer

I don’t think I will ever much enjoy a Sawyer novel, but this one irritated me less than most of his books. The prose was not particularly awful, and the plot mostly makes sense; the story of the blind girl gaining sight for the first time resonates almost neatly with the story of a conscious intelligence developing in the internet.

It is, of course, a flawed book. Caitlin writes a livejournal which sounds nothing like any teenager’s livejournal I have read. The AI character, absorbing all the knowledge of the www, is unfazed by linguistic differences or by the difficulty of telling truth from fiction, and deduces middle Canadian morality from Project Gutenberg (and I hate cute disembodied artificial intelligences almost as much as I hate cute robots). There are two subplots, one about China and one about intelligent apes, which go nowhere (they may be setting up for the two coming volumes of the trilogy, but I must judge this volume on its own).

Most damning, Caitlin, whose life has been utterly constrained by her own disability, does not even notice her father’s somewhat different disability until two-thirds of the way through the book; which seems utterly out of character for the sort of person we are told she is.

So, not surprisingly, this is at the bottom of my Hugo list so far, with two more to go.
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