June Books 14) The God Engines, by John Scalzi

Well, it has happened: I have finally read a John Scalzi story that I actually liked. The God Engines is a very tight story about a future spacefaring humanity which relies on harnessing the powers of captive gods for spaceflight; there are a number of very good set-pieces as Ean Tephe, the central character, deals with shipboard crises, confronts his own ecclesiastical hierarchy, takes on a colonial mission, and finally particiaptes in a battle where the stakes are much larger than he at first realises. There are strong elements of horror and some nasty violence; and while Scalzi doesn’t turn it into a polemic on religion, he does pick around the edges of religious belief and obediance in a way that I found satisfying rather than undergraduate. My favourite of the Hugo-nominated novellas so far, though I still have Nancy Kress and Charlie Stross to go.

Not Scalzi’s fault at all, but I had some difficulties with reading the story. Over the years I have read dozens of e-books by converting them from PDF to Mobipocket format and reading them on my handheld (the good ol’ Palm T|X in the old days, more recently the Blackberry). For the first time I can remember, the capitalisation in The God Engines was screwed up, the two main characters appearing as “ean tephe” and “croj andso” rather than “Ean Tephe” and “Croj Andso” and the first letters of sentences often appearing in lower case too. (There were other glitches too: one sentence in the Mobipocket version, split by a page break in the original, reads “They would reach for the coins with one hand and throw trash and rotten John Scalzi things at the passing god with the other, shouting as they did so.”) Presumably the publisher (or possibly the writer) thought they were doing something clever with the font setup.

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World Cup Day 10


Current FIFA rankings: Brazil 1st, Italy 5th, Côte d’Ivoire 27th, Paraguay 31st, Slovakia 34th, New Zealand 78th

So Cameroon are the first team to be eliminated, and the Netherlands the first to qualify for the second round. Congrats to , , and on calling all three of today’s matches correctly!

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June Books 13) Doctor Who Annual 1971

I’ve just finished rewatching the 1970 season of Doctor Who (my thoughts on it will be posted on Tuesday when I’ve finished Terror of the Autons) and so the time was right to dig out the PDF of the 1971 Doctor Who annual from the Inferno DVD set. I must say I found this to be the best written, and one of the best illustrated, of the annuals so far. Somehow tying the format down to Earth, with the threesome of Brigadier, Liz and Doctor, must have prevented the writer(s) from turning in naff space opera tales. The stories (eight in total, no comic strip this time) are a tad derivative of the televised Season Seven but basically OK and sometimes better than OK; the Doctor/Brigadier relationship is nicely done (though poor Liz is a bit screamy). One of the stories (“The Ghosts of Grestonspey”) appears to have had a couple of final paragraphs omitted (on page 41), but it’s clear what is going to happen and if it was done to make more space for the artwork that was probably a good call. (See also Finn Clark’s review, which says the same I do here but at greater length.) Apparently there was no annual the following year – the year when Jo, the Master and Mike Yates were introduced – so it’ll be a couple of months before I get to the next one.

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World Cup Day 9


Current FIFA rankings: Netherlands 4th, Cameroon 19th, Australia 20th, Ghana 32nd, Denmark 36th, Japan 45th

Another day of unexpected results – while over a third of us saw the US-Slovenia draw, the England-Algeria draw was predicted by only 8 out of 77 who replied to yesterday’s poll, and Serbia’s victory by only 5. Nobody got all three results right; indeed nobody got both of the surprise results. Of those who did predict the US-Slovenia draw, and also called the England-Algeria result but (like most of us) thought that Germany should win; and spotted the Serbia win but also expected it to be accompanied by victory for Algeria.

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World Cup Day 8


Current FIFA rankings: Germany 6th, England 8th, USA 14th, Serbia 15th, Slovenia 25th, Algeria 30th

Congrats to , and on calling all three matches today – neither Greece nor Mexico were widely fancied as winners of their matches (though the vast majority of people did expect Argentina to beat South Korea).

I believe that it is still theoretically possible for any of the eight teams in Groups A and B to qualify for the next round; though we are now in the uncomfortable situation that if Uruguay and Mexico draw they both go through no matter what happens between France and South Africa (and yes, I remember 1982).

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EU summit analysis

The first in a semi-regular series of posts on who is at today’s European summit (which as usual is screwing up traffic and public transport – apart from trains, thank heavens – around my office), listed in order of how long they have been in office. Those in italics are not full members (indeed Buzek just gets to say hello at the start of the meeting and then normally has to leave the room).

Jean-Claude Juncker (born 1954), Prime Minister of Luxembourg  since 20 January 1995 (EPP)
Jan Peter Balkenende (born 1956), Prime Minister of the Netherlands since 22 July 2002 (EPP) – has just lost election so won’t be back next time
Matti Vanhanen (born 1955), Prime Minister of Finland since 24 June 2003 (ELDR) – resigns effective tomorrow
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero (born 1960) Prime Minister of Spain since 17 April 2004 (PES) 
Lawrence Gonzi (born 1953) Prime Minister of Malta since 1 May 2004 (EPP) 
José Manuel Barroso (Portuguese, born 1956) President of the European Commission  since 23 November 2004 (EPP)
José Sócrates (born 1957) Prime Minister of Portugal since 12 March 2005 (PES)
Andrus Ansip (born 1956) Prime Minister of Estonia since 12 April 2005 (ELDR)
Angela Merkel (born 1954) Chancellor of Germany since 22 November 2005 (EPP)
Robert Fico (born 1964) Prime Minister of Slovakia since 4 July 2006 (PES) – did badly in last weekend’s election and probably won’t be back
Fredrik Reinfeldt (born 1965) Prime Minister of Sweden since 6 October 2006 (EPP)
Nicolas Sarkozy (born 1955) President of France  since 16 May 2007 (EPP)
Donald Tusk (born 1957) Prime Minister of Poland since 16 November 2007 (EPP) 
Dimitris Christofias (born 1946) President of [Greek] Cyprus since 28 February 2008 (PEL)
Brian Cowen (born 1960) Taoiseach since 07 May 2008 (ELDR)
Silvio Berlusconi (born 1936) Prime Minister of Italy since 8 May 2008 (EPP) – previously PM 1994-95 and 2001-06
Borut Pahor (born 1963) Prime Minister of Slovenia since 21 November 2008 (PES)
Werner Faymann (born 1960) Chancellor of Austria since 02 December 2008 (PES)
Andrius Kubilius (born 1956) Prime Minister of Lithuania since 09 December 2008 (EPP) – previously PM in 1999-2000, before Lithuania joined the EU
Emil Boc (born 1966) Prime Minister of Romania since 22 December 2008 (EPP)
Valdis Dombrovskis (born 1971) Prime Minister of Latvia since 12 March 2009 (EPP)
Lars Løkke Rasmussen (born 1964) Prime Minister of Denmark since 05 April 2009 (ELDR)
Jan Fischer (born 1951) Prime Minister of the Czech Republic since 8 May 2009 (Independent) – was a technocrat leading government of experts and will certainly be replaced after last week’s elections
Jerzy Buzek (Polish, born 1940) President of the European Parliament since 14 July 2009 (EPP)
Boyko Borisov (born 1959) Prime Minister of Bulgaria since 27 July 2009 (EPP)
George Papandreou (born 1952) Prime Minister of Greece since 06 October 2009 (PES)
Yves Leterme (born 1960) Prime Minister of Belgium since 25 November 2009 (EPP) – previously PM in 2008; has just had an appalling election result but may take a while to agree his replacement
Herman van Rompuy (Belgian, born 1947) President of the European Council since 01 December 2009  (EPP)
David Cameron (born 1966) Prime Minister of United Kingdom since 11 May 2010 (ECR)
Viktor Orbán (born 1963) Prime Minister of Hungary since 29 May 2010 (EPP) – previously PM 1998-2002, before Hungary joined the EU

Jean-Claude Juncker has been in power for longer than the combined terms of his second and third longest serving colleagues, Jan Peter Balkenende and Matti Vanhanen – both of whom are on their way out, while he remains pretty secure.

14 of the 27 heads of state and government, and the presidents of all three EU institutions, are in the European People’s Party. (Though Leterme and Balkenende are on their way out.) 6 (including Fico, who is also on his way out) are in the Party of European Socialists. 4 (including Vanhanen who will be replaced by a party colleague) are Liberals. Politically isolated are Fischer (independent), Christofias (Communist) and Cameron (Tory).

The only woman is Angela Merkel, though the new Finnish PM who takes over tomorrow will improve that score.

The average year of birth is 1956, the year that European Commission President Barroso was born, with 18 of the 30 born between 1951 and 1960 inclusive. 

Silvio Berlusconi is the only leader born before the second world war. His oldest child is older than the Romanian, British and Latvian prime ministers. I am still younger than all of them except the Latvian PM and the new Finnish PM who takes over tomorrow.

To be continued next time…

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June Books 12) Julian Comstock: A Story of 22nd Century America, by Robert Charles Wilson

Rather fortuitously I read this novel while also working through Gibbon’s chapters in The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire on Julian the Apostate, the mid-fourth century Roman emperor who tried to reverse his uncle’s adoption of Christianity and failed. (See here, here, here and here.) Julian Comstock, nephew of the 22nd century president of a post-apocalypse America, is modelled a bit on his namesake of 1800 years earlier, though there are some significant differences of detail – Julian Comstock is not promoted to junior co-ruler by his uncle, he is not proclaimed emperor by his own troops, he doen’t have to march across a disputed continent to claim the throne, his uncle doesn’t conveniently die of natural causes, Julian doesn’t then take up arms against the traditional enemy to the East, and then doesn’t die in battle. It should also be added that the real Julian the Apostate was a fervent pagan believer rather than an atheist, was never forced to enlist in the army under a false name, and was a writer of polemics and satires – sometimes self-deprecating – but certainly could not have written a musical screenplay about the life of Charles Darwin.

Still, it’s interesting to compare the two narratives – Gibbon on Julian the Apostate, Wilson on Julian Comstock – because in the end both are about rulers who acquire imperial office through family relationships and military success, and then try to reverse the evangelical Christian regime established by their predecessors. (I haven’t read Gore Vidal’s novel Julian, which may be a more direct source than Gibbon for Wilson). There isn’t a lot of suspense in either case; we have a pretty good idea how things are going to turn out. The reader’s interest in both stories is engaged by the incidental details of the plot and the way in which the story is told.

As to the details, both writers are covering a world we barely recognise. Gibbon has Julian proclaimed Emperor in the great hall of the Roman baths in Paris, which we can still see today. Wilson has the presidential residence located in New York’s Central Park. Wilson of course has the harder task here, as he is inventing a setting rather than retrieving it from historical accounts, and there are only three groups of settings described in much detail – the small village where Julian and the narrator grow up, the battlefields of Canada, and New York when Julian arrives as ruler. Wilson’s future America has suffered economic and military catastrophe, and seems not to have many non-white people in it (though it does have invading Europeans and persecuted Jews). For Gibbon’s past Roman Empire, the big catastrophe is yet to come, though he sees his Julian as the last, lost hope of reversing the Decline and Fall. Each story has a central military set-piece, the army of the West’s march from Gaul to the middle Danube and the battle of Goose Bay (in both cases prepared by the central character’s earlier military successes) and Wilson has the edge over Gibbon here as he can make up an eyewitness account rather than try to analyse other people’s reports.

The most memorable feature of both stories is the way that they are told. The delight of reading Gibbon is that he thinks he is smarter than the reader, and nonchalantly shows it at every stage. Wilson’s narrator, Adam Hazzard, is probably not as clever as the reader, and probably not as good a novelist as he thinks he is; luckliy for us, both the woman he falls in love with and his friends Julian and Sam are smarter than he is, and this drives the book’s humourous side. As for the central character, though, I found Gibbon’s Julian more interesting and convincing than Wilson’s. (NB that the author in both cases is sympathetic to the project of rolling back Christianity, though Gibbon disapproves of the details of the attempted restoration of pagan superstition and Wilson’s narrator isn’t as sure of the virtues of the project in the first place.) The similarity of background and basic plot is there; but Wilson’s Julian, once he gains power, starts to become dictatorial while also writing a screenplay about his hero, Darwin; Gibbon’s Julian as emperor seems much more consistent in character with his behaviour before gaining power (including his continued literary output).

A final point on languages. Gibbon can nonchalantly throw in extended footnotes in Latin (in fairness, he doesn’t do this often) in the expectation that the reader of 1781 will be able to follow the argument without too much difficulty. Wilson has the odd phrase in French (mostly from the narrator’s Canadian lover) and most strikingly a letter in Dutch (p. 189) from an enemy soldier, killed in Canada, to his lover; I wonder how many readers will follow it (no translation is given) and get the rather grim joke about the dog on the next page?

Well, that concludes my reading of this year’s nominees for the Hugo Award for Best Novel. Without much hesitation, my final ranking is:

  1. Palimpsest
  2. The City & The City
  3. The Windup Girl
  4. Julian Comstock
  5. Boneshaker
  6. Wake
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World Cup Day 7


Current FIFA rankings: Argentina 7th, France 9th, Greece 13th, Mexico 17th, Nigeria 21st, South Korea 47th.

Congrats to and for forecasting today’s results – very few people thought Switzerland could do it, certainly the most surprising result so far (at least going by the series of polls I have been posting).

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June Books 11) The Provinces of the Roman Empire, by Theodor Mommsen

I bought this three years ago, ages before I had my plan of reading Gibbon from start to finish, but at a time when I had vague thoughts of another project which in the end I gave up on before I started – reading books by winners of the Nobel Prize for Literature. One of the reasons I gave up, of course, was that in its earliest phase the prize often went to worthy but unexciting writers. The second laureate, after French poet Sully Prudhomme, was German historian Theodor Mommsen, and his History of Rome was particularly cited by the committee. The Provinces of the Roman Empire, from Caesar to Diocletian was one of the later volumes in Mommsen’s series (or possibly two, depending how you count them), surveying everywhere other than central and southern Italy, starting with northern Italy (including the Adriatic) and then going clockwise around the borders starting with Spain and ending with Mauretania (modern Morocco).

One of my increasing frustrations with Gibbon (as chronicled on ) is his habitual haziness about the geography of places that don’t interest him, which is basically everywhere outside the very narrow triangle connecting Rome, Paris and London (by my reckoning Lausanne is just on the longest edge of the three). Mommsen totally reverses this, with a detailed discussion of the niceties of local administration from Scotland to Mesopotamia. I hadn’t really appreciated how varied the arrangements were between client kingdoms / statelets and formal provinces. Another point that is clear from Mommsen, but denied by Gibbon in the face of the evidence, is that the Empire’s boundaries were actually fairly fluid where geography allowed; central Germany, lowland Scotland, Dacia, and the eastern frontier of Mesopotamia and Armenia all slipped in and out of Roman control over the years. (In fairness, Gibbon rules out the earlier and more volatile half of Mommsen’s time period by starting in the mid-second century, but I think his line that the borders were stable is still simply incorrect.)

Mommsen is a bit romantic about the Germans; gives a great account of Trajan’s column; is utterly fascinated by the Jews (apparently he was an anti-Semite as regards contemporary public policy in Germany, but it doesn’t really come across in his historical analysis – see comment from below), very good on Palmyra, Persia and Ethiopia; very bigoted on Africa (ie Tunisia/Algeria) and Syria. The English translation did not strike me as having the excellent fluency of style attributed to the German original, let alone being anywhere near a match for Gibbon. But it filled in a lot of gaps in my knowledge, and I’m a little regretful that I didn’t grind through this before starting The Decline and Fall.

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June Books 10) The Portadown News, by Newton Emerson

Newton Emerson’s satirical online newsletter brightened up the early Noughties in Northern Irish politics (previously celebrated on this blog here, here and here). It irritated the heck out of some, to the point that the Andersonstown News, that bastion of free speech and unbiased enquiry, got him sacked from his job for updating his website at work. The book basically pulls together, somewhat edited, his articles from March 2001 to 2004, a period of political stagnation; it’s all somewhat dated now, and his casual sexism was not even funny then, but his sæva indignatio at the sectarianism and hypocrisy of all sides in Northern Irish politics is still refreshing and justified. (Full disclosure: I was myself mildly and indirectly targeted by Emerson back in November 2003.) The book is a bit of a curio now but still has plenty of enjoyable moments.

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Unjustified and unjustifiable

The British and Irish media are full of the Bloody Sunday report, and justifiably so. We have witnessed the extraordinary sight of a Conservative Prime Minister standing at the despatch box and admitting that British soldiers killed 13 unarmed civilians in Derry on 30 January 1972. I haven’t had a chance to read more than the summary and skim one chapter of Lord Saville’s report, but it is thorough and forensic: the Paras shot without justification, and lied thoroughly, and had the full backing of the state.

The House of Commons was the setting for the statement yesterday. It was one of many arms of the state that failed in 1972. Hansard’s report of the debate the day after records the refusal of the Speaker to allow the one member actually present on the day to give her account. It doesn’t record – but the Guardian did – her physically taking out her frustration on the Home Secretary of the day (of whom the Guardian’s description as “placid” should be taken as a euphemism for “drunk”). I would not normally use this adjective of her, but her behaviour was rather mild under the circumstances.

The British state is not good at holding its own agents to account when they use deadly force. (Back in the mid-90s I got into some controversy when defending the continued imprisonment of another Para who had been convicted of murdering a civilian; since he was subsequently acquitted on appeal, I should not comment further on that particular case.) We shouldn’t be under any illusions that the Saville Report will lead to justice, but at least it has produced truth.

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World Cup Day 6


Current FIFA rankings: Spain 2nd, Uruguay 16th, Chile 18th, Switzerland 24th, Honduras 38th, South Africa 83rd (but with home advantage).

Congratulations to and for calling all three of yesterday’s matches. Congratulations even more to Ji Yun-Nam and Winston Reid for their last-minute goals yesterday!

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World Cup Day 5


Current FIFA rankings: Brazil 1st, Portugal 3rd, Côte d’Ivoire 26th, Slovakia 34th, New Zealand 78th, North Korea 105th; the last match of the day pits the highest-rated team in the contest against the lowest-rated team in the contest.

Not a great start for the defending champions, was it? Congratulations to , and for calling all three of today’s matches correctly.

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World Cup Day 4


Current FIFA rankings: Netherlands 4th, Italy 5th, Cameroon 19th, Paraguay 31st, Denmark 36th, Japan 45th

Congrats to , , , , and on calling all three of today’s matches correctly. I must say it’s nice to have three clear results and no draws.

I should add that I am cross-posting these polls to and may even shift to posting the polls there and just a link here in due course.

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June Books 9) Wetworld, by Mark Michalowski

A fairly standard Ten / Martha adventure set in a near-future world where a small human colony is dealing with unseen monsters and cute little otter-like creatures. Interesting because Martha is knocked out for a chunk of the narrative, allowing the companion role to be distributed among several other characters. It’s getting increasingly odd to read books with David Tennant’s manic cheeky chappie at the same time as watching Matt Smith’s alien young fogey (must try not doing two books and new episode in the same weekend too often).

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Adding an extra storey to the story

I think The Lodger is the first televised story to be explicitly based on a comic strip; Human Nature / The Family of Blood was based on Paul Cornell’s Seventh Doctor novel Human Nature, and Blink on Steven Moffat’s short story “‘What I Did on My Christmas Holidays’ By Sally Sparrow”. Gareth Roberts borrowed some elements from his comic strip story “A Groatsworth of Wit” for the televised The Shakespeare Code, but tonight’s The Lodger is a much more direct lift from his comic strip story of the same name, originally published in Doctor Who Magazine #368 in 2006.

It is fairly easy to list the elements which are directly transferred from the original to the TV episode.

  1. confusion between sonic screwdriver and toothbrush (though originally Mickey uses the former as the latter)
  2. Tardis takes off with companion leaving Doctor behind (though originally this appears to be an accident)
  3. The Doctor cooks his host a superb omelette (though in the original we only see him promise to do this)
  4. The Doctor joins his host’s football team as a last-minute substitute and plays brilliantly (wasn’t it fortunate that Matt Smith wanted to be a professional footballer and played for the youth teams of Northampton Town, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City? though I suppose any decent actor could have made an effort to carry it off; and also a fortunate coincidence that this was shown the evening of England’s debut in the World Cup)
  5. The Doctor promises to leave his host alone to entertain a date, but completely spoils it by wandering into the conversation, chatting with the girl and encouraging her to change her career path (though in the original, Mickey’s friend Gina is a one-page character, nowhere near as central as Sophie, and Ten tells Mickey he has ruined the evening deliberately because his [Mickey’s] heart is elsewhere, whereas Eleven is just being gormless)
  6. The Doctor’s host finally loses his temper about being continually upstaged
  7. The story ends when the Doctor engineers a happy moment between the lovers (though it’s a different girl, ie Rose, rather than the same girl whose earlier date was interrupted)

The key elements of the original story which didn’t make it to the screen are as follows:

  1. It’s a story about Ten and Mickey, rather than Eleven and a couple who we have not seen before
  2. The Doctor is just crashing at Mickey’s rather than renting
  3. The Doctor also beats Mickey at video games and tunes his TV to ten years in the future, and then helps his friends beat the quiz machine in the pub after the foorball match
  4. The Doctor casually repels an entire alien invasion fleet in less than half a page as an incidental detail

From this it will be fairly clear that a lot has been added to the original 9-page comic to turn it into a 45-minute TV episode. First off, the central Craig / Sophie dynamic is much more powerful than the original, which essentially gets Rose and Mickey to the point of pressing the “reset” button yet again. Second, the missing Tardis and obligatory alien menace are very directly tied into the Doctor’s choice of lodging; there is a whole extra storey to the TV story (sorry, couldn’t resist it). Third, while Amy doesn’t do much in the TV version, she still does a lot more than Rose who appears only on the last page of the original; and Sophie is one of the key characters on TV, far more so than her original incarnation as Mickey’s date Gina. These are all improvements, and I will be interested to learn how much was Moffat and how much was Roberts; there were a lot of moments in the Craig / Sophie relationship that seemed to me very Moffat-like. I really liked it anyway.

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June Books 8) The Betrothal of Sontar, edited by Clayton Hickman

I borrowed this inaugural set of Tenth Doctor comics from young F after discovering that tonight’s TV episode is based on one of the stories, and much enjoyed the whole collection – somehow more sure of its ground than the collected Ninth Doctor which I read a while back, and surprisingly grownup in places. The title story, The Betrothal of Sontar, by John Tomlinson and Nick Abadzis, is an interesting retake on Colony in Space with Sontarans instead of human colonists; of the two protagonists, one is nasty even by Sontaran standards, the other somewhat unrealistically nice. Gareth Roberts’ The Lodger, on which tonight’s broadcast episode is rather loosely based, is a nice nine-page vignette of the Doctor turning up alone on Mickey Smith’s doorstep and irritating the hell out of him (so who will be the Mickey character tonight?). F.A.Q., by the excellent Tony Lee, is a surprisingly dark tale of adolescent fantasies and repressed memories spinning out of control. The Futurists, by Mike Collins who is also the penciller for this and the three previous stories, combines some excellent one-liners with a thrilling combination of the Milan of 1925, Roman Britain, and sinister time-travelling jellyfish. Jonathan Morris has a space-opera pop group on its last legs in Interstellar Overdrive (the title doesn’t quite say it all but does say most of it). He returns to music in the rather slight Opera of Doom, featuring aliens which absorb and also transmit musical talent. This is followed by an equally lightweight story, The Green-Eyed Monster by Nev Fountain, in which the Doctor snogs Jackie to save Rose’s life (in Rose’s last regular strip appearance). We finish with Alan Barnes bringing back the Brigadier in The War-Keeper’s Crown – not one of Barnes’ best efforts but since he is one of the best contemporary Who writers that is still pretty decent. All in all, strongly recommended.

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A forlorn hope…

…but I’ve drawn South Korea in ‘s pool, so shall be attempting to shout “만세!!!” at appropriate moments later on. If there are any appropriate moments, that is; I fear the Greeks, especially playing football…

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Lightning strikes twice

I’ve got to the stage in life where I routinely scan the British honours lists when they come out twice a year to see if anyone I know has got anything. This was sparked nine years ago when the bloke who I lived next to in my third year as an undergraduate got an OBE for work in East Timor. Now I discover that the quiet medic who I lived next to in my second year as an undergraduate has picked up an OBE for her work fighting diabetes in the United Arab Emirates. By coincidence, the new British ambassador there is the same guy who got his gong in 2001.

Thinking this through, my next-door neighbours from my first year need to be on the lookout for letters from Buckingham Palace; one is an ophthalmologist in Manchester, the other a veterinary epidemiologist in Atlanta. (Unfortunately the bloke who I lived next door to as a postgrad died three years ago.)

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World Cup, Day 2

Posting again after a glitch first time:

Current FIFA rankings: Argentina 7th, England 8th, Greece 13th, USA 14th, Nigeria 21st, South Korea 47th

From yesterday: good calls on Mexico-South Africa by , , , and . Good calls on France-Uruguay by , , , , , and, er, me. Nobody got them both.

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Current FIFA rankings: Netherlands 4th, Italy 5th, Cameroon 19th, Paraguay 31st, Denmark 36th, Japan 45th

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Rewatching Who

I’m roughly nine months into my re-watching of the whole of Doctor Who, and thought I should salute my inspiration and link to a couple of others who are following the same path.

The idea is fairly obvious, I suppose, but was germinated in my brain by a conversation with Paul Cornell at P-Con in 2008, when he pointed out that at an episode a day or so, it was a perfectly feasible project. I don’t know if he had been talking to , who together with had just started their epic rewatch (and putting the pieces together I guess that they may have mentioned this project to Paul at Eastercon the previous week), but once I started following their progress it seemed pretty cool. They have been writing it up a season at a time, and have now reached Season 14 in 1976-77; I am currently in Season 7, which they reached last October, so in some ways they are seven years ahead of me and in other ways eight months. Their thorts to date: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

A month before I started my own rewatch in September, "jacob1480" began a similar run through on his Tardis Adventures blog, dedicated to this purpose, one story at a time. He has progressed less rapidly than me, and is now at the end of the Hartnell era which I reached in January (not a criticism – he probably doesn’t have a 90-minute commute to fill). He is a first-time viewer, unlike the others I am linking to here, and unblinkered by fan lore, so his observations are sometimes strikingly different from the conventional wisdom (it is a rare fan who would rank Vicki top of the First Doctor’s companions). I’ve syndicated his posts to Livejournal as though it didn’t pick up the most recent post on the Hartnell era as a whole, which I guess fell through the cracks when LJ was having problems the other week.

Meanwhile, Andrew Hickey started down this road last month – so far has only done An Unearthly Child and The Daleks, also one story per entry with the added self-discipline of trying to stick to 1000 words per story. I wish him well; his blog (which covers many other topics, such as comics and Lib Dem politics) is syndicated on LJ at .

Good luck to ’em all, and if you are wondering about how to fill a couple of years of half-hour daily slots, this could well be your answer…

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Belgium (and Netherlands)

Charlemagne on Belgium (translation into Dutch)

Election results from the Netherlands: Fistful of Euros. Hooray for D66! Boo for Wilders! Ha ha ha to Verdonk!

Although I’m voting in Sunday’s election in Belgium rather yesterday’s election up north, I have been following the Dutch campaign rather more closely on Twitter, I guess mainly because I actually know a couple of candidates there from long ago. (Was it the Dutch election, or Konnie Huq’s engagement to Charlie Brooker, that caused Twitter to collapse yesterday?)

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Address book backup

I’m on the lookout for a simple method of backing up my contacts list. I have basically one core address book, synced between my Blackberry and my work Outlook, with about 4000 contacts on it, professional and private; I regard both the Blackberry and Outlook as potentially fragile and would like to be able to back up somewhere more robust, as (obviously) this is worth a great deal to me. Alternatives which I have tried and rejected include:

Gmail: address book management is one of Gmail’s worst features. It is easy to add addresses, so I can at least back up the contacts from Outlook by exporting them. But the web interface for editing contacts is slow to load and tedious to use; you can never delete anyone who has ever sent a message to your Gmail account; and there is no simple duplicate removal wizard. I will go to some lengths to avoid my Gmail address book contaminating my real address book.

Plaxo: they had a deserved reputation as spammers some years back, but actually had turned that around and were providing a mostly discreet and useful service. In particular, I loved their deduplication wizard. But somehow it all went wrong; they started trying to be Facebook or Twitter, and made it increasingly difficult to manage the information stored on them, which they should have been concentrating on. I have closed my account with them.

UNYK: I have tried this one out, but unfortunately imported my address book more than once, and to deduplicate now means running their wizard and clicking on the “merge contacts” button 4000 times, which I will not do. There is no apparent option to delete your whole database and start again, or I would give it another chance.

It looks like I may have to stick to Outlook / Blackberry, with fingers crossed and occasionally deduplicating by eye, but wondered if anyone out there has any other suggestions?

(Smart-alec suggestions like “Don’t use Outlook” will get you banned. Like most people in the real world, I don’t have much choice in the matter.)
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