Second paragrap[h of third chapter:
“Posted to take you to General Dakros, sir,” the man said hoarsely.
My sister gave this to me years ago, and then borrowed it to read herself on her second last visit and returned it on her last visit, so I thought I should return to it as well – also spurred by conversations at a couple of science fiction conventions last year with Emily Tesh, whose Diana Wynne Jones podcast won the 2025 Hugo.
I think it’s the latest published of Jones’ books that I have read, published in 1997, just a year after The Tough Guide to Fantasyland. It entangles a magical dynastic struggle in a parallel world with a science fiction convention in the central England of the 1990s. One of the two protagonists is our Earth’s senior magical guardian, searching for a new junior partner, and arranges for all the potential candidates to attend the convention so that he can vet them, while also trying to resolve the Koryfonic Empire’s problems. Hilarity ensues.
To those of us who know conventions well, there’s a real shock of recognition at the book’s description human side of it; the oddest thing is realising how much of the old organisational technology which depended on surface mail has disappeared with the electronic age. But the portrayal of a big name writer guest of honour who is a nightmare to manage at the convention – I suspect that will never go out of date.
And Jones moves the plot very deftly. We think we know what is going to happen from an early stage, but she pulls off some impressive (and entirely fair) twists at the end. We know what is happening to whom, and why, despite the number of balls being juggled. It’s not especially an adult themed book, but I think the humour will appeal more to grown-ups than to younger readers. Definitely a happy return visit for me.



