AKICILJ: GPS fix

My office stationery suppliers often throw in free gifts with the latest order, often tacky kitchenware that falls apart after a few uses; this time it’s something a bit more sophisticated, a little GPS device for navigation while you are driving (specifically, a Connex GPC35Js running a system called PolNav Car Navigator).

My problem: turning the bugger on. The instruction booklet is fairly useless: it says that to get the initial GPS fix you have to have it outside in an area fairly clear of buildings for some time. But what it doesn’t give you is the crucial information of what state the unit should be in when you are getting that initial fix. Do I need to have the navigation software turned on, or does the unit magically know how to find the satellites anyway? And what of the mysterious “GPS test” hidden in the settings, where it seems to look for and find the satellite positions, but then not do anything with the information?

Suggestions gratefully accepted.

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July Books 16) Downtime, by Marc Platt

Some time ago I watched the Doctor Who spinoff video Downtime, written by Marc Platt and directed by Christopher Barry, which unites the Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, Victoria Waterfield and the Yeti. Platt’s extended novelisation, published as one of the Virgin Missing Adventures, is much better, with lots more background of Victoria’s life after leaving the Tardis and of the Brigadier’s later experiences; it also includes K9 and a young Captain Bambera. It even has some photos taken from the video, so you can pretend it was better than it was. And of course, being on paper rather than on screen, the effects can be as good as Marc Platt’s words make them, and Peter Silverleaf’s dismally poor acting is no longer a problem.

It’s still a somewhat confusing story, but it is well enough told, and apart from the many moments of continuity joy it also has interesting seeds of the later Sarah Jane audio and TV stories. So I think I can generally recommend it to Who fans. I was able to get it for £2.70 on eBay, so it’s not as difficult to find as some Who books are.

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July Books 15) So Long Been Dreaming: Postcolonial Science Fiction & Fantasy

This anthology, edited by Nalo Hopkinson and Uppinder Mehan, pulls together 20 short stories by writers of colour, all exploring different aspects of the colonisation experience through an sfnal lens. They are all very good. I found I had to read most of them very slowly to let the language settle into my brain; I think for that reason my attention lingered a bit more on the stories by Vandana Singh, Maya Khankoje and Tobias Buckell which made slightly fewer demands on me. This is a great anthology.

It was published in 2004. The Hugo Short Story shortlist for 2005, for which most of these would have been eligible, was of particularly poor quality (as I said at the time), and even the least impressive from the Hopkinson/Mehan anthology (I’ll identify it as devorah major’s “Trade Winds”) is a far better story than the Hugo winner (Resnick’s “Travels With My Cats”). None of the stories from So Long Been Dreaming got the 11 votes necessary to be recorded on the long list, let alone the 18 needed for the short list. It surely cannot be true that only ten (or fewer) Worldcon members had read So Long Been Dreaming before the nominations deadline? Something is wrong, or at least was wrong in 2005; this year things seem to have improved.

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July Books 14) Queen Elizabeth I, by J.E. Neale

Alas, I was thoroughly spoiled for this by reading David Starkey and Alison Weir on the same subject last year. Though irritated by the writing style I kept hoping that at least I would learn something new; but when I had finished the first quarter of the book without finding anything that had not been covered better by either Starkey or Weir, I decided not to bother with any more.

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The Torchwood debate

I cannot recall any tv show that I have watched generating as much polarisation as this week’s Torchwood. (Of course, I am slow at these things, and watched the later Buffy and mid-period West Wing only a couple of years after first broadcast.)

To generalise brutally, my impression is that a majority of the fanfic side of fandom was appalled, while the more literary sf side was generally fascinated, with plenty of exceptions on both sides. To summarise reaction from my f-list (a number of these posts are locked, so you’ll have to take my word for it):

Like it: here, here, here, here, here, Fiona Moore, I think here, more or less here, here, here, I think here, here, here, here, here, and here.

Don’t like it: here, here, here, here, (firstly) here, here, here, and here.

Further brief comment without saying if they liked it or not: here and here.

My own take: Count me on the fascinated side. Yes, it was derivative – particularly of the 1979 Quatermass, and the last scene being I admit more Douglas Adams (without the humour) than Acts 1:9 or E.T.. But, you know, that’s genre for you; and Quatermass and the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide are firmly established as major moments of British media sf, so it’s entirely understandable to try to moor your show in that tradition. Anyway, much great art is derived from other sources; the question is, does it add anything, and did it work dramatically?

My subjective answers are yes and yes. What was different this time was the radical step of actually developing Jack’s character. Tom Baker (most eloquently among many) has pointed out that the Doctor can never really change; there is always a reset button at the end of each story (and RTD has nibbled away at the first of those but not really the second). Jack, on the other hand, has now lost his lover, and then become a monster who sacrifices his own family, without their consent, to save the world; and now has to live with the knowledge of that action forever.

It worked dramatically for me largely because of the guest cast. Peter Capaldi as Frobisher in particular, but also Paul Copley as Clem, Nicholas Farrell as the PM (great choice of name, almost-but-not-quite Gordon Brown), Cush Jumbo as Lois, Susan Brown as Bridget, Lucy Cohu as Jack’s daughter, Ian Gelder as the sinister Mr Dekker and Katy Wix and Rhodri Lewis as Ianto’s sister and brother-in-law. the regulars all seemed to me at the top of their game as well (and I don’t share the view that Barrowman and Lloyd can’t act; they were certainly doing so on this week’s show). The fact that the actors clearly bought into the world that Davies and his team created made it convincing.

Was it manipulative? Well, of course. But I felt that some of the worst characteristic excesses of New Who were dialled down a bit here so that the acting and the script could do the work – thinking particularly of Murray Gold’s music, which occasionally has had to do the work of telling us how to feel when the rest of the show wasn’t up to it; also Davies has got much better at the pacing of his own scripts. Tony Keen has been cruelly accurate in describing some of RTD’s other work as resorting to Total Bollock Overdrive; I thought there was very little of that here.

It’s a subsidiary issue, but I did like the political parts of the show as well. There was a fascinating contrast between the largely static scenes of Whitehall (be it Downing Street or Thames House) and the dynamic hustle of Cardiff. Of course in Real Life, the government would not choose Frobisher’s children as the public examples, or hand out secret passwords to the new girl on her first day, or surrender quite so abjectly sovereignty to the Americans; but in Real Life they aren’t in touch with green aliens who survive on poison gas either. At least we hope not.

I can’t see there being any more Torchwood after this. The Hub is destroyed, Gwen presumably back with the police once she returns from maternity leave, and Jack off exploring the universe and dealing with his own demons. To reunite even Jack and Gwen (let alone Ianto) would require a reset button which is surely beyond even the powers of Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat combined. But we shouldn’t mourn; it was good this week, and I may be in a minority but I enjoyed the first two series as well. Sometimes it’s good to go out with a bang.

Edited to add: For more reactions see here.

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July Books 12) Malpertuis, by Jean Ray

This is regarded as the great work of Belgian fantasy (at least in the novel form: there are loads of Belgian comics and films with sfnal content). It’s quite difficult to get hold of and I eventually picked up a copy of the 1998 Atlas Press translation on eBay. It appears at first to be about the peculiar inhabitants of the house of Malpertuis, in a city which is presumably Ghent in the dying days of Francophone supremacy; but in fact it turns into a peculiar confrontation between the organised Catholic church and the gods of ancient Greece. My edition makes the inevitable link with H.P. Lovecraft; I would add James Stephens’ The Crock of Gold as a potential source, and I wonder if Neil Gaiman drew on it, consciously or not, for American Gods (and likewise, for the nested narrative structure, David Mitchell for Cloud Atlas). Ray is not quite as terrifying as Lovecraft (though fairly gruesome in places), and he is certainly not as cheerful as Stephens, but he does add a certain level of surrealist incomprehensibility to the mix that is appropriate for a slightly older contemporary of Magritte, who like Magritte stayed in Belgium and wrote this book during the German occupation. Certainly an essential read for sf fans interested in Belgium, or Belgians interested in literary sf.

is one of several people who have recently shifted completely from Livejournal to Facebook, but now I know where he got his name from while he was here.

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July Books 9-11) Three books about Sudan

I have been reading up on Sudanese issues over the last few days, and have come to realise the depths of my ignorance on the subject.

I started with A History of Modern Sudan, by Robert O. Collins, the most recent of these three books (published in 2008). It is a good basic political overview of the history of the country since Mohammed Ali, the Albanian Ottoman ruler of Egypt, conquered it in 1821; followed by the religious rule of the Mahdi and his successors, and then then the peculiarly named condominium arrangement which preserved Egyptian sovereignty in theory but was completely British-led in practice. Independence brought an alternation between elected governments, military rule and (as at present) mixtures of the two.

(I was surprised that Egypt didn’t try very hard to reassert its theoretical sovereignty, either at the point of decolonisation in the 1950s or at any other point. Certainly it would have made a difficult situation even worse, but that isn’t a reason for it not to happen.)

Sudan was soon cursed with Africa’s first civil war, as the southern part of the country, promised autonomy by London but not given it by Khartoum, chafed under direct rule and various southern armed movements, with varying degrees of popular support, territorial control and external backers, challenged the central authority of the state (and Khartoum’s inclination to establish Islam as the state religion) and made parts of the south ungovernable and ungoverned. An autonomy deal in the early 70s was abrogated by Khartoum in the early 80s, and the most recent war kicked off, with horrible loss of life and destruction. Eventually in 2005 the southern leader, John Garang, and Sudan’s President Bashir signed a new deal for autonomy for the south (without Islamic law applying there) and an independence referendum in 2011.

Just a few weeks after the Comprehensive Peace Agreement came into effect, Garang died in a helicopter crash; meanwhile, elsewhere in Sudan the province of Darfur, long an arena of conflict between neighboruing Libya and Chad, had become the scene of appalling attacks upon civilians by government-led forces, as a result of which President Bashir was indicted by the international war crimes tribunal.

(Points not mentioned in the above summary: the southern oil reserves, the period of sponsorship of worldwide Islamic terrorism by Khartoum, Sudan’s previous and subsequent relations with the US and the West, questions of “Arab” and “tribal” identity, involvement of Ethiopia and Uganda, etc: all hugely important issues which I can’t do justice to here.)

Bashir’s indictment is outside Collins’ time frame, but the rest is all in there, and is (usually) soberly explained, with perhaps a mild bias towards an enlightened Khartoum perspective (which survives despite the decades of repression). For my own purposes I needed a run down of the basic political facts, and Collins provides them.

Douglas H. Johnson’s The Root Causes of Sudan’s Civil Wars, published in 2003 when the most recent north-south conflict was still raging, takes a more southern view than Collins, and indeed invokes anthropology (which I always appreciate) as much as political analysis to tell, essentially, much the same story. (Johnson snipes at some of Collins’ earlier work from the footnotes.)

Johnson’s focus is, not unreasonably, on the north-south conflict. He provides a much deeper understanding than Collins of what made the resort to war not only credible but almost inevitable – and not only between the south and the north, but within the south, in particular when John Garang’s lieutenant Riek Machar struck out on his own to lead what became a largely Nuer struggle against Garang’s largely Dinka forces (though as Johnson rightly points out, one should not try and categorise too rigorously). Apart from “tribal” identities, there was also the strategic choice between Garang’s ideal of a secular state in the whole of Sudan, with southern autonomy, or the option of independence for the south which Machar explicitly adopted.

Johnson finished his book before the most recent peace agreement, and although at first sight the agreement itself disproves his conclusion that conflict is deeply entrenched and self-perpetuating, in fact he highlights many of the issues which remain unresolved even now, and will need to be sorted out in the short to medium term if peace between north and south is to continue.

Johnson also points out that humanitarian aid itself becomes a factor in the perpetuation of conflict: inevitably, the deliverers of such aid must compromise with (and thus empower) certain local forces against others. It certainly isn’t news to me (I remember seeing, and indeed buying, food in our local shops in Bosnia which had been stolen from the World Food Programme), but I think it’s worth adding that organisations which claim to be devoting all their resources to aid on the ground, without campaigning on the issues at home, are likely to be colluding with their local warlords without doing anything to challenge those power structures.

While Johnson’s book is very good at getting into the mechanics of South Sudan, I thought he missed on two other important areas. First, he seems to see the Darfur (and other) problems in the north as reflections of the north-south question. It’s pretty clear that there are plenty of indigenous and external factors to make Darfur unstable even if the South were not an issue (and in fairness to Johnson, his book was finished before the worst in Darfur). Second, in his introduction he claims that conflict in Sudan, as elsewhere, is caused by internal problems being escalated by external actors. It’s not at all clear to me, on the evidence that he and Collins present, that external actors were a prerequisite for the outbreak of conflict. It is, however, clear that external actors have played a crucial role in ending it – the 1972 autonomy deal would not have happened without Ethiopia, the current peace agreement is particularly a credit to Kenya. But the merit of Johnson’s book is that he writes clearly enough that one can make up one’s own mind about the extent to which the facts he presents justify his conclusions.

The split between John Garang and Riek Machar is the backdrop for the closing chapters of Emma’s War, by Deborah Scroggins. Emma McCune was the daughter of colonial parents, kicked out of India in the 1960s. They split up and her father committed suicide; Emma grew up with that missionary zeal which one sometimes encounters, to make the world a better place regardless of the personal consequences.

A lot of Scroggins’ narrative isn’t actually about Emma McCune, but about the horrors of the Sudanese conflict and the ensuing famine, which she covered as a journalist. She gives a decent summary of the background history but her strength is the human dimension. Both Collins and Johnson record, for instance, that when the refugee camps in Ethiopia closed in 1991, their inhabitants returned to South Sudan, causing further strain on local and international resources; but Scroggins was actually there, and converts the historical record into the sight of thousands of human beings trudging desperately along the Sobat river, being strafed by Sudanese planes and raided by bandits, in just one of many vivid descriptive passages which will linger with me for a long time.

Scroggins is also very good at describing the mentality and lifestyle of the foreign aid workers in a crisis situation. Where Johnson raises (reasonable) doubts about the entire enterprise, here we have an explanation of the zeal that motivates people to get into the field and do what they can for humanity. It’s a world I have dipped into (particularly in my time in Bosnia) and I recognised most of the characters who Scroggins describes. (And one or two of the actual people.) Her insider critique of why the rest of the world engages with humanitarian crises is very well argued.

One of the most intensely engaged of the expats was, of course, Emma McCune, who got heavily involved with delivering educational aid and trying to liberate child soldiers, largely in the Nuer areas of the SPLA-held south. She then went one further by marrying the local warlord, Riek Machar, who shortly after split from John Garang, creating a civil war within the SPLA. Machar’s new English wife was blamed for this by Garang’s supporters, but Scroggins is pretty clear that “Emma’s War” was not her fault.

One other figure who repeatedly appears in the narrative is the British businessman Tiny Rowland, who I knew of only as the owner of the Observer newspaper, but who of course had made his fortune by building up his company, Lonrho (from London and Rhodesia) into a conglomerate with tentacles all over the continent. Rowland, never a man for modesty, claimed in one conversation to have created the SPLA. He certainly played a crucial role in its history, and in the internal politics of many other African countries; like Emma McCune, he had a particular obsession with Sudan.

Emma McCune and her unborn baby were killed in a traffic accident in Nairobi only two years into her marriage. Scroggins follows the story a bit further – Machar signed a separate peace with Khartoum, and found another wife, this time from Minnesota; after Scroggins’ book was published, Machar actually reconciled with Garang and, with Garang now being out of the picture, is again one of the leading figures in south Sudan.

All three of these books are probably essential reading for anyone who wants to know more about Sudan. But Emma’s War is one of the best books I have read this year, and is I think essential reading for anyone who wants to know more about the human condition.

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The travails of your fellow tenants

My office rent has been increased. Not by very much, so I don’t complain. What is a little amusing is that I realised that I was being asked to pay two invoices, one for the increased rent on my own office, and another for an office of about the same rent but with two rooftop broadcasting antennas. Which is odd, I thought, as I don’t broadcast.

Then I realised I had been sent not only my own bill but the one for ITN‘s Brussels studio, which is also in this building.

I’ll go upstairs and introduce myself now, and give them their exciting new rent invoice. (And also see if they are getting more or less space for the same money as I am paying.)

Edited to add: They weren’t in. No doubt out reporting somewhere.

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Politics anorak meme

From Mark Reckons via Nick Barlow: Can you list all your MPs?

1967-1974: Rafton Pounder
1974-1981: Robert Bradford
1981-1985: Martin Smyth (all South Belfast, all UUP though Bradford first elected as Vanguard)
1985-1986: Harold McCusker (Upper Bann), though I was working in Armagh when Seamus Mallon defeated Jim Nicholson in the bogus by-elections, and also spent two months in 1985 in Raunds, Northamptonshire, which was represented either by William Powell (Corby) or Peter Fry (Wellingborough), not sure which.
1986-1991: Robert Rhodes James (Cambridge, Conservative)
1991-1995: Martin Smyth again
1995 (briefly) Roy Beggs (East Antrim)
1995-1997: Cecil Walker (North Belfast, UUP like the other two)

That covers the almost three decades of my residence in the UK. Bosnia and Belgium don’t have single-seat constituencies so I can’t answer for the most recent period (Croatia did for half the Sabor, the rest being elected proportionally, so perhaps someone keen can identify who was elected in 1995 to represent the constituency containing the big office building at the lower end of Šoštarićeva where we lived for eight months in 1996). Likewise for the four months I lived in Leingarten, Baden-Württemberg, which presumably had a direkt gewählte MdB.

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One thing from last night’s Torchwood…

Very much enjoyed last night’s episode (apart from the peculiar slip of demoting Queen Victoria from HM to HRH – on a Home Office computer to boot). But we had a certain amount of background noise so I missed one important line about a character we didn’t actually see:

What was said about Martha’s wedding? And at what point in the episode?

I have social engagements in Brussels both tonight and tomorrow night, but will have to cut them short to get home in time…

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A Doctor Who book poll

…to fill in the time before Torchwood.

These are the top 15 books in each of the main Doctor Who series of novels, as ranked by the number of people who own them on LibraryThing (also the top 15 non-fiction Who books at the end). Apologies to co-authors who fall off the list due to LibraryThing’s practice of prioritising first-named collaborators compounded by my laziness in not looking them up.

Edited to Add: Bah, listed one book twice. The Face of the Enemy is of course a Past Doctor Adventure not a Missing Adventure. But you can’t edit polls, so there we are.

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July Books 8) Turlough and the Earthlink Dilemma, by Tony Attwood

It’s not surprising that the “Companions of Doctor Who” series of books was dropped; if anything it’s more surprising that another two were published (Harry Sullivan’s War by Ian Marter and Terence Dudley’s novelisation of K9 and Company) after this very unimpressive start. The evil female leader’s name is Rehctaht, which probably tells you all you need to know. The plot, such as it is, has Turlough, back on his home planet, reinventing the Tardis and trying to prevent nuclear destruction. There is much confusion of timelines, and too much material hastily thrown together. I think there are about three different novels in here, but it is difficult to tell if any of them would have been any good.

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Historical books poll

(Lists from a combination of Wikipedia and LibraryThing, with fairly arbitrary cutoff points which meant I missed off The Manchurian Candidate etc. Interpret the word “read” to your own satisfaction.)

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The Democratic Unionist Party

For as long as I can remember, I have been aware of the Democratic Unionist Party, founded by the Reverend Ian Paisley in 1971 and now the largest Unionist party in Northern Ireland.

Now I discover that there is another Democratic Unionist Party (referred to by its members as الحزب الإتحادي الديموقراطي‎) in Sudan, founded in 1967. I doubt very much that Ian Paisley and Desmond Boal were aware of it when they rebranded and slightly expanded the Protestant Unionist Party four years later, but I shall be on the lookout for parallels as I do my weekend reading of African history.

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The Torchwood Three

The BBC have broadcast three Torchwood plays over the last three days, available only with difficulty for those of us outside the UK. But my determination overcame the difficulty, and I managed to listen to all three.

Individual discussions of each below the cut, but one common slightly disappointing factor is that John Barrowman seems to be under sedation for all three plays. I guess he is just one of those actors for whom the visuals are essential – certainly, having seen him on stage, he seems to love the thrill of interaction with his fellow-performers, which perhaps is rather different in a sound booth (and I’ll note again that I wasn’t impressed with his reading of The Ancestor Cell). In the first and third plays it doesn’t matter so much since Jack is less prominent, but it rather takes the shine off The Golden Age. (I will add that the female guest stars in all three plays were excellent.)

Anita Sullivan’s Asylum centres around Gwen, Andy the policeman, and Frieda, a girl from the future who has mysteriously been thrown into today’s Cardiff. I found the ending inconclusive but none the less intriguing. Erin Richards is great as Frieda, and there is a nice Jack/Ianto exchange as they play with the weapon she has brought with her. I thought Andy’s character was pushed to places where a beat policeman wouldn’t normally go, but Tom Price carried it off well.

(Big space to allow for those who haven’t heard the other two plays yet.)


James Goss’s The Golden Age is just a bit silly: back in 1924, Torchwood’s Indian branch retreated inside the timeproof walls of a gentlemen’s club in Delhi, using salvaged alien technology which now needs to be fed, Matrix-like, with human lives. Oh yes, and it is run by a Duchess who is an old flame of Jack’s. Obviously this has to Be Stopped, and our team does it, though as mentioned above with an audible lack of enthusiasm from the show’s star. Jasmine Hyde is, however, suitably dotty and homicidal as the Duchess. (Though she ought to be addressed as “Your Grace”.) Eve Myles and Gareth David Lloyd are not given much to do other than wander round and get captured, but they do it very well.

(Space left for those who have’t heard The Dead Line yet.)


Phil Ford’s The Dead Line is probably the best of the three. Here we have the focus on Gwen and Rhys, for a change: all over Cardiff people are collapsing into comas when answering the phone. Jack becomes one of the victims, and Ianto can’t tear himself from Jack’s bedside (which gets Gareth David Lloyd a nice soliloquy about the future of their relationship). We meet another of Jack’s old flames, a neurologist played by Doña Croll (probably the best known of the guest stars), which gives an excuse for much gossip about the 1970s. Eventually Gwen and Rhys track down the problem to a building society’s internal phone system; it is all suitably horrific, though I found the ending a bit abrupt and had to play it again to make sure I wasn’t missing anything.

So, three worthy additions to the Torchwood canon. There is no internal order to the plays, so if you can only listen to one make it The Dead Line.

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Улетай на крыльяхь вҍтра

For years I have been fascinated by the Gliding Dance of the Maidens chorus from the Polovtsian dances of Borodin’s opera, Prince Igor. That earwormy tune has been subject to various interpretations over the decades since it was first produced. Borodin never saw the whole opera performed; he died in 1887 and Rimsky-Korsakov finished off the orchestration, and indeed he had been helping Borodin with it for several years (Borodin tended to get distracted by other commitments, including his day-job as a chemist).

The song is the opening number of a suite of dances which close Act 2 of the opera (and which Borodin had more or less complete by 1875). Prince Igor, ruler of Novgorod, has been captured in battle against the Polovtsy (who nowadays we call the Cumans). The Polovtsian ruler, Khan Konchak, orders the slaves to entertain him. This is what it looks like as an opera, performed here by the Kirov ballet. (Don’t worry about the words, they don’t really matter. But if you want the full lyrics with archaic Russian spelling and naively optimistic transliteration you can get them here.)

Two things to say about this. First off, it is tied intimately to the cultural interpretation and justification of Russian penetration into Central Asia as part of the Great Game of the nineteenth century. The setting is the steppes in the area where the rivers Don and Volga almost meet, north of the Black Sea and the Caspian, in the year 1185, and the opera is based on a famous epic poem (Слово о плъку Игоревѣ) about Igor’s campaign. The staging of the opera is clearly intended to be more obviously Asiatic. Between 1859 and 1867, the Russian Empire had extended deep into Central Asia, and now controlled directly or indirectly all of what we now know as Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan. The integration of the Polovtsy into the future Russian Empire, despite their quaint dancing habits, is being held up as a positive example for the future of the Russian empire. (Borodin, himself the illegitimate son of a Georgian prince, had roots the other side of the mountains but in the same general area as the overt setting of the opera.)

The other thing is that the lyrics are pretty unimpressive, which I guess is standard for opera. I suppose it will do as the lament of the maidens for their enslaved state, but the vowels don’t always seem to me to fit the music, and I find the родной/родная repetition in the second line irritating. Perhaps Borodin was aware of this, which may partly explain why he procrastinated about finishing the opera.

Улетай на крыльях ветра
Ты в край родной, родная песня наша,
Туда, где мы тебя свободно пели,
Где было так привольно нам с тобою.

Там, под знойным небом,
негой воздух полон,
Где под говор моря
дремлют горы в облаках.

Там так ярко солнце светит,
Родные горы светом заливая,
В долинах пышно розы расцветают,
И соловьи поют в лесах зелёных;
И сладкий виноград растёт.
Там тебе привольней, песня…
Ты туда и улетай!

Fly away on the wings of the wind
To our native land, O you, our native song
To that place where we sang to you so freely,
Where things were so idyllic for you and me.

There under the sultry sky
The air is full of bliss
There under the murmur of the sea
The hills slumber under the clouds

There the sun shines so brightly
Our native hills are flooded with light
In the valleys splendid roses bloom
Nightingales sing in the green forests
And the sweet grape grows
0, fly away there!

It’s a difficult tune to fit words to, and in my view the only decent lyrics were produced by jazz clarinettist Artie Shaw (the closing bars are modified a bit to suit his mode of playing), playing it here in 1940 with vocals by Pauline Byrne. Shaw (or his lyricist, but I am reasonably sure it was Shaw) has taken the theme of female longing from the original and transferred it from the distant homeland to a departed lover:

You’re gone, but still in my fantasy
Your memory lives on – each night you are close to me.
One day your love died, but somehow it always seems
You’re ever at my side in all of my dreams.

And though I’m still in love with only a phantom kiss
I know I’m just a fool to torture my heart like this.
You’re gone, but still you belong to me
Your memory lives on in my fantasy.

Unfortunately the much better known English-language version is “Stranger in Paradise”, from the 1953 musical Kismet set in the Baghdad of the Arabian Nights. The song comes from the middle of Act One, and is originally meant to be a duet between the female romantic lead, Marsinah, and the caliph of Baghdad who is for some reason disguised as a gardener, as they fall in love at first sight. (I will pass rapidly over the 1978 version, Timbuktu!, starring Eartha Kitt and set in Africa.)

The best known rendition is this one by Tony Bennett, and apparently it featured as a recurring theme in the 1999 movie version of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel Breakfast of Champions, but I can’t find good videos for either of those, so here is Sarah Brightman, attempting to look like a cross between an Oriental princess and the Fairy Queen – and what is she standing on?

Take my hand, I’m a stranger in paradise.
All lost in a wonderland, a stranger in paradise.
If I stand starry-eyed there’s a danger in paradise
For mortals who stand beside an angel like you.

I saw your face ascending,
Out of the common place and into the rare.
And somewhere out in space I hang suspended
Until I’m certain that there’s a chance that you care.

Oh, won’t you answer the fervent prayer of a stranger in paradise?
Don’t send me in dark despair for all that I hunger for.
But open your angel’s arms to the stranger in paradise,
And tell him that he will be a stranger no more.

But in recent years the original Russian version has had two quite remarkable revivals. Arranged by Naoto Suzuki, and with vocals by Martha Matsuda, it was used as music in two Playstation 2 games: it is the introductory theme for The Sword of Etheria (originally OZ -オズ-), released in 2005 in Japan and 2006 in Europe, and also one of the tracks on Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2 (released in 2005). (Like Prince Igor, Sword of Etheria is about combat in an imaginary but vaguely Asian setting, though I believe the romance elements are omitted.) I think this is fantastic, and this fan mashup makes me want to go out and get Sword of Etheria (even though we don’t have a Playstation):

The other remarkable recent version was the 1997 single, “Prince Igor”, a duet between Californian rapper Warren G. and Norwegian opera singer Sissel Kyrkjebø (full version which doesn’t allow embedding here, shorter version below). Once again, the lyrics are nothing special, but the video is very sfnal and very political: Warren G and his mates take over an abandoned NASA mission control building (the slaves’ descendants striking back and capturing the prestige technology projects of their former masters); and they then discover Sissel as an extraterrestrial being. I wondered if the choreography of the female dancers towards the end was in part a homage to the original Polovtsian maidens from Borodin’s opera.

This entry is long enough, and if you have listened to even one of these clips you are probably thoroughly earwormed for the rest of the day, but I just want to give one last shout out to Natasha Morozova, here performing in Sydney. I’m off to enjoy the good weather now.

July Books 3-6) Four “Doctor Who Files” books

Doctor Who Files 1: The Doctor, by Jacqueline Rayner with a story by Stephen Cole
Doctor Who Files 2: Rose, by Jacqueline Rayner
Doctor Who Files 3: The Slitheen, by Jacqueline Rayner
Doctor Who Files 4: The Sycorax, by Jacqueline Rayner with a story by Stephen Cole

These four 50-page hardbacks, published very early in the Tennant era, originally retailed for £5.99 each. I got the lot for 99p plus postage from eBay, which is just about what they are really worth. They would be an interesting element (though a small one) in a study of the rhetorical practices of Who merchandising as exercised under the RTD regime (perhaps with a comparative element considering the precedents set by JNT and others). The first 30 pages of each book consists of reheated Who lore (almost entirely of the first year and a half of New Who) of greater or lesser relevance to the topic, based on the TV series (and for the Slitheen also incorporating elements from Stephen Cole’s novel The Monsters Inside). The final section of each book has a short story, the two by Rayner being decidedly ordinary (the one in the Rose book is tediously educational on philately), but the two by Cole much better – his story at the end of the Sycorax book retells The Christmas Invasion from the monster’s point of view, which is a welcome shift of perspective and carried off smoothly. But really, I’d hesitate even to recommend these to completists, unless you can pick them up as cheaply as I did.

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Gillian Tett on the causes of the financial crisis

I took a detour from my usual intellectual pursuits at lunchtime yesterday and wandered over to my former workplace at CEPS, to hear the Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett talk about her book, Fool’s Gold: How Unrestrained Greed Corrupted a Dream, Shattered Global Markets and Unleashed a Catastrophe. I was CEPS’ researcher on Balkan issues when I was there in 1999-2002, but its strongest area is on the economic side, and although I don’t know the field I always suspected that Karel Lannoo, the chief executive, had carved out a commanding position in the world of intellectual analysis of how capital markets function and should be regulated.

Gillian Tett, given the task of summarising her 350-page book in 20 minutes, presented it as effectively an anthropological study of the small tribe of bankers at J.P. Morgan who invented the credit default swap, in the blind faith that the three deities of globalisation, innovation and market capitalism were infallible. (She mentioned her own much earlier anthropological field work in a village in Tadzkhikistan before she became a journalist.) The book is also an attempt to overcome what she described as the “information asymmetry” between the inside and the outside of the banking industry, where the technicalities of what was going on were too complex (or at least were presented as being too complex) for regulators, let alone politicians, to understand. This asymmetry happens within institutions as well; she feels that we should not describe banks as “too big to fail” but should ask if they are in fact “too big to manage”.

I found myself very sympathetic to both of these general points. I have remarked before that although I work in politics, I find that it is anthropology, rather than political science, which gives me much better insights into what I am doing and more useful ideas about what to do next (see several books on Cyprus, also this one.) It seems to supply a set of analytical tools which are operationally more useful, some of which I was fortunate enough to absorb when doing my PhD in the Social Anthropology department at QUB (though my subject was rather different). I am also fascinated by what Tett calls “information asymmetry”; my job at the moment is effectively ensuring that sensitive information reaches the information-poor in time to affect sensitive political decisions, which is a fascinating process; the role of information poverty in political decision-making doesn’t often get taken into account by IR analysts who assume that all actors have access to much the same set of facts. (The two sets of issues are more or less combined in the Haas concept of the epistemic community.)

The discussion afterwards was pretty high-powered – those who spoke included Ireland’s Permanent Representative to the EU, the top official of the Commission’s Directorate General for Economic and Financial Affairs, and the number two in the Internal Market and Services Directorate General – so I sat back and kept my mouth shut. At CEPS the discussion part of the meetings isusually off the record, but you won’t be surprised that it was more about debating (and failing to agree on) policy solutions rather than challenging Tett’s basic assumptions or intellectual framework.

It’s an interesting subject, I also had an interest in attending in that the author and I were exact conteporaries at Clare College, from which we graduated twenty years ago last week. In our first year, she lived on the same staircase as three future CUSFS committee members, , and myself. We have all changed in the meantime, but she did catch my eye when telling a Star Trek joke as part of her presentation…

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July Books 2) Torchwood: The Sin Eaters, by Brian Minchin

You won’t find this in dead tree format: it is an audiobook read by Gareth David Lloyd, who plays Ianto Jones in the series, and written by the show’s script editor/assistant producer (who also happens to be my cousin). The next week or so is going to be Torchwood-heavy, what with the new radio plays on today, tomorrow and Friday, and the new five-part TV story next week, but it was largely coincidental that I slapped this onto the MP3 player a few days ago.

To get the obvious out of the way first: it’s a monster-of-the-week story, with a resolution that effectively hits the reset button so that the world is not much changed after the events described. But I think it is a very good story of its kind. The Sin Eaters derive from Christian theology, and infiltrate their victims via a special form of baptism, with inevitably nasty consequences. It would be very easy to write a very stupid religion-and-Torchwood story; but Minchin confidently takes Gwen and Rhys through matters ecclesiastical, in what for me is the slightly foreign church environment of South Wales.

The brutal reduction in the core cast at the end of Torchwood’s second series means that we have only Jack, Ianto, Gwen and Rhys left as central characters. There is a neat contrast in the relationships – Gwen/Rhys, married over a year now; Jack/Ianto, still at the frenetic fumbling stage; and also Rhys’s friend Matt whose stag night provides the catalyst for the story as a whole. Given the extra space (2 CDs of audiobook is worth several Torchwood episodes) we get a lot of decent exploration of love and religion in the world of Torchwood, though I felt that the author would gladly have given us more if space had allowed.

Also, Gareth David Lloyd is an excellent reader, switching easily from strong to weak Welsh accent depending on character, and also doing a good job on Jack’s American. He is recognisably Ianto from the start, but (of course) more so when in character, and also carries a conviction that lifts the various character moments and vivid descriptive passages tremendously. I was disappointed by the first Torchwood audiobook I tried, and probably wouldn’t have bothered with this one if it hadn’t been for the family connection, but I will try some more in future.

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July Books 1) Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck

Wow. Just… Wow.

This is too short a book to rave about at length. It begins with a dead mouse and ends with a dead man. It has tremendous characterisation and horrible choices. It has biting but subtle commentary on gender, race and disability. Perhaps the ending is just a bit too inevitable, but it had a tremendous buildup. Superb, and I am amazed that I had never thought to read this before.

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Weirdo email

Just got an email from a very weird person who came to see me yesterday with a business proposition. The meeting was short and unsatisfactory as I simply couldn’t understand what kind of business proposal the guy was trying to make to me. He sent me a very weird email just now, saying that I appeared to him to be

…someone being intellectually channeled, somehow rigid and sinister in attitude and words, having a down turned voice, behaving in an odd way…

So, let’s resolve this by the wisdom of livejournal.

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Books acquired in June

Doctor Who: The Writer’s Tale by Russell T. Davies
Oracle by Ian Watson
The Sycorax (Doctor Who Files 4) by Stephen Cole
The Slitheen (Doctor Who Files 3) by Jacqueline Rayner
Rose (Doctor Who Files 2) by Jacqueline Rayner
The Doctor (Doctor Who Files 1) by Stephen Cole
Dalek I Loved You by Nick Griffiths
Malpertuis by Jean Ray
"Torchwood": The Sin Eaters by Brian Minchin
Five Have a Mystery to Solve by Enid Blyton
Girl Genius Volume 8: Agatha Heterodyne and the Chapel of Bones by Phil Foglio
Y: The Last Man Vol. 10 – Whys And Wherefores by Brian K. Vaughan
The Dresden Files: Welcome to the Jungle by Jim Butcher
The Host by Peter Emshwiller
The Hidden War by Michael Armstrong
Doctor Who – Forever Autumn (Doctor Who) by Mark Morris
Doctor Who – The Last Dodo (Doctor Who) by Jacqueline Rayner
Doctor Who: The Pirate Loop by Simon Guerrier
Doctor Who – The Price Of Paradise (Doctor Who) by Colin Brake
Doctor Who – Sick Building (Doctor Who) by Paul Magrs
Doctor Who Sting of the Zygons by Stephen Cole
Doctor Who – Wetworld (Doctor Who) by Mark Michalowski
Doctor Who: Wishing Well by Trevor Baxendale
Doctor Who The Art of Destruction by Stephen Cole
Doctor Who Wooden Heart by Martin Day
Adventures on the High Teas: In Search of Middle England by Stuart Maconie
The IRA: A History by Tim Pat Coogan
The Corinthian Project: Decide Your Destiny No. 4 ( " Doctor Who " ) by Davey Moore
Diaspora by Greg Egan
Woman Warrior, the by Maxine Kingston (1998)
Millennial Rites (Doctor Who Missing Adventures) by Craig Hinton
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
Doctor Who Quiz Book of Dinosaurs by Michael Holt
Buddenbrooks: The Decline of a Family by Thomas Mann
Doctor Who and the Genesis of the Daleks, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Warriors of the Deep, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Terminus, by John Lydecker
Doctor Who and the Invisible Enemy, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who and the Ice Warriors, by Brian Hayles
Doctor Who and the Carnival of Monsters, by Terrance Dicks
Doctor Who – Full Circle, by Andrew Smith
Eyeless in Gaza by Aldous Huxley
The Pollinators of Eden by John Boyd
Moment of Eclipse by Brian W Aldiss
The Atlas of Climate Change: Mapping the World’s Greatest Challenge by Kirstin Dow
Decalog: Ten Stories, Seven Doctors, One Enigma (Doctor Who) by Mark Stammers
Short Trips and Side Steps (Doctor Who (BBC Paperback)) by Jacqueline Rayner
Short Trips (Doctor Who Series) by British Broadcasting Corporation
A Princess of Roumania by Paul Park
Trading Futures (Doctor Who) by Lance Parkin
Byzantium! (Doctor Who) by Keith Topping
The Emperor’s Babe: A Novel by Bernardine Evaristo
Doctor Who: Endgame by Terrance Dicks 
Doctor Who: Verdigris by Paul Magrs
Doctor Who: Zeta Major by Simon Messingham
Doctor Who and the Face of Evil
Doctor Who and the Creature from the Pit
Doctor Who and the Dinosaur Invasion
Doctor Who and the Planet of Evil
Doctor Who and the Planet of the Spiders
Doctor Who and the Krotons
Doctor Who – Castrovalva
Doctor Who Programme Guide Volume 2
by Jean-Marc Lofficier
About Time 3: The Unauthorized Guide to Doctor Who (Seasons 7 to 11), 2nd edition by Tat Wood
The Restoration Game by Ken MacLeod
Serenity, Vol. 2: Better Days by Joss Whedon
The Inner Shrine: a Novel of Today by Basil King
The Vorkosigan Companion by Lillian S Carl
Loven-Boven geschiedenis der stad Leuven by François Stas
Shortcomings by Adrian Tomine
Fables: March of the Wooden Soldiers – Vol 04 (Fables) by Bill Willingham
War and Pieces: 11 (Fables) by Bill Willingham
Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea by Guy Delisle
The Ancient Languages of Europe by Roger D. Woodard
1632 by Eric Flint
Resistance: A Novel by Anita Shreve
The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio
Schlock Mercenary: The Body Politic: 2009 Hugo Reader Copy by Howard Tayler
Confession of Zeno by Italo Svevo
"Doctor Who": Revenge of the Judoon by Terrance Dicks
Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything: Or Old Bob Exposes His Ignorance by Robert Anton Wilson
What It Is We Do When We Read Science Fiction by Paul Kincaid
The History of Tom Jones: A Foundling by Henry Fielding
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