Andrew Wakefield’s faked research kills children

The Sunday Times has an article finding that Andrew Wakefield faked the research for his 1998 article which found a link between the MMR vaccine and autism. The article also points out that as a result of his frightening parents out of taking up the MMR vaccine, the rate of measles in the UK has gone up by more than 2000% and two children died from it last year alone. Further comment is superfluous.

(Hat-tip to .)

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Quotation marks

A number of you have been linking to the glorious Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks, which is indeed truly teeth-grinding.

I have a humble example of a similar nature from my daily work to entertain you with. I get a regular news summary about country X, which is produced by officials from country Y, which does not officially recognise country X. The news summaries therefore refer to the “president”, the “prime minister” and the “government”, all in quotation marks. Country Y also questions the legitimacy of the “university” in country X, which can lead to amusing references to “students”. Yes, I’ve encountered “students” in my time, too, and not only in country X…

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Bunch of BFs

More BF plays, fairly heavy on the Fifth Doctor this time. Most of them pretty good, actually.

The Mind’s Eye is a rather good drama about Peri and Erimem becoming literally entagled in mindwarping plants, whie the Doctor tries to sort out the politics of the mission investigating the planet. Owen Teale and Rebecca Front are great guest stars, and Thomas Sangster appears as Peri’s stepson – both Morris and Bryant get a good chance to show their talents in a different context.

Mission of the Viyrans is out of sequence, in that it’s a single-episode piece on the same CD set as The Mind’s Eye but set after Erimem’s departure. Again we have Peri’s reality being bent, this time by a virus and by the time-travellers fighting it, and some exceptionally good material for Nicola Bryant, but the punchline somewhat weakens the story.

Alan Barnes is always a writer who makes me sit up, so I was looking forward to The Girl Who Never Was. However I was a little disappointed. The elements are great – Anna Massey claiming to be an elderly Charley, Cybermen on an abandoned ship near Singapore, timewarping and decay – but it doesn’t quite gel as well as Barnes at his best.

By contrast, I loved The Bride of Peladon: OK, a substantial amount of it is a retread of The Curse of Peladon, but that is probably my favourite Third Doctor story so it’s not a bad start; and then we have the Osirans as in Pyramids of Mars, as well as Ice Warriors, Alpha Centauri, Aggedor, Arcturans and all. Erimem’s departure is as you would expect (though we have some good misdirection) and Peri promises that she will not leave the Doctor to marry an alien king. I laughed so loud at that line that passers-by were very startled. But you also have Phyllida Law as the royal grandmother, and Jenny Agutter as the baddie, and it’s generally excellent.

Charley Pollard returns to the Tardis in The Condemned, but with the Sixth Doctor rather than the Eighth. They end up in contemporary Manchester, tangling with Anna Hope’s D.I. Patricia Menzies who discovers that her beat appears to be a combination of Torchwood and Men in Black. She is great, and the plot had some good chilly horror moments, but I felt the story was just a little contrived and depending on coincidences.

Yet another good Fifth Doctor play – it’s been a good week or so for my appreciation of Peter Davison. He lands the Tardis in the middle of a greenhouse and gets mixed up with David Troughton being an alien baddie attempting to conquer the world through cuddly toys. Some very nice moments with Timothy West as the deluded toy manufacturer and Roberta Taylor as the companion-who-isn’t.

The Dark Husband was written by David Quantick who apparently is a famous comedy writer. On the basis of this, he should probably stick to that genre; The Dark Husband is pointless rather than funny. OK, the plot just about makes sense, and poor Danny Webb survives playing all three of the main guest characters, and there is just a hint of romantic spark between Ace and Hex, but it’s just not very exciting.

So, all the Fifth Doctor stories in the above list are good (with the exception of Mission of the Viyrans – another single episode one with Five and Peri which is let down by the ending). The rest are OK but not as good as they could have been.

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February Books 7) The UN Sanctions against Yugoslavia, by Rita Augestad Knudsen

This book’s full title is The Comprehensive UN Sanctions against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia – Aims, Impact and Legacy, published through the Norwegian Institute of International Affairs and the Rockefeller Brothers Fund, and it was sent to me by the author, a tall Norwegian who I know from Kosovo.

It’s a pretty good dissection of the sanctions regime in place against the FRY (Serbia, Montenegro and Kosovo) from 1992 to 1995, concentrating on its actual effectiveness as a means of achieving its expressed aim, to bring the Bosnian war to an end. Knudsen is damning on this point: the fact that the war lasted for three years after the sanctions were put in place is a pretty good indicator of their success. She also finds little evidence to suggest that the sanctions played much of a role in their unspoken secondary aim – undermining Milošević’s grip on power; if anything, his popularity was greatest when the sanctions regime was at its peak. While she (rightly) does not doubt the fact that Serbia, and Milošević in particular, bear the chief responsibility for the outbreak of conflict in the first place, she points out that the sanctions regime actually enabled a victim mentality among Serbs who became (and in many cases remain) convinced that the wars in Bosnia and Croatia were nothing to do with them.

I drew a couple of useful general points from this. First, that in the wider literature on sanctions, there is very little support for the “naive theory” that if you impose sanctions on a population as collective punishment for the policies of their leadership, they will react by forcing the leadership to adopt different policies (or by installing a new leadership). This was apparently demolished by Johan Galtung with regard to Rhodesia as far back as 1967. There are a few positive cases (including I suppose South Africa) but Yugoslavia is not one of them.

On the whole sanctions are really imposed to satisfy the demands of the domestic electorate among those imposing them, to make it look as if Something Is Being Done, but not Too Much. The reason for the failure of sanctions is often (and certainly in this specific case) because they become the last stop of the policy line – usually a substitute for diplomatic activity rather than an active peace-building move, and particularly pointless if not combined with credible threats of further coercive action, including the use of force.

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February Books 6) The Road from Coorain, by Jill Ker Conway

I think this was given to me as a Christmas present several years ago; it languished on the shelves for a long time, and finally bubbled to the top of my list yesterday.

Wow. Once I got going, I really couldn’t put it down. It’s a really impressive autobiography, of a woman growing up in Australia before, during and after the second world war, as a child on a remote sheep station (the Coorain of the title, which some diligent Googling locates here), and then at school and university in Sydney, suffering the deaths of her father and brother and the slow decline of her mother. Yet at the same time it’s a story of empowerment and enlightement, of spiritual, intellectual and moral development, as the young Jill realises what it means to be a white woman in Australia, and later to be a white Australian woman in the rest of the world.

Her descriptions of the landscape of western New South Wales are lyrical, which makes her account of the long years of drought that killed her father and their lifestyle all the more gruelling. (Six decades on, things weren’t much better). Then, after the move to Sydney (she was eleven), she is compelling on the human landscape, both of the silent girl from the bush suddenly immersed in the ways of the city, and of the daughter struggling with her mother’s ambitions and her own aspirations. The ending, of course, only points to new beginnings.

I know some of you reading this are Australians by one definition or another: I would be very interested to know how this book was received there. I confess I know very little about the place, despite my four and a half years working for your former foreign minister. While I’ve enjoyed my dabbling in Peter Carey’s novels, I have to say that they did not whet my enthusiasm anything like as much as The Road from Coorain has.

From the unread books shelf between Forbidden Acts, a horror collection edited by Nancy Collins, and John Coulthard’s graphic treatment of The Haunter in the Dark.

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February Books 5) Life of Pi, by Yann Martel

This was a book which has generated some discussion previously (here, here and to an extent here) so I was prepared to either love it or hate it.

In the event, I enjoyed it, though not massively. The Pacific Ocean descriptions (and to a lesser but important extent the bits in Toronto) were compelling. I wasn’t quite so sure about the parts in India or Mexico. When we got to the bit with the French sailor, and then the bit with mysterious island, I had a good idea of what was up, and so felt a lot happier about the ultimate reveal than I did with Atonement, especially because we already know from an early stage that the narrator survives. The basic message seemed to me to be about the importance of Story, rather than the deep messages about human nature that some reviewer found.

From the unread books shelf between Earth Logic, by Laurie Marks, and The Shakespeare Handbook, by RW Maslen and Michael Schmidt.

February Books 4) Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, by JK Rowling

I first read this back in March 2000, on my way back from my first ever visit to Kosovo, on the recommendation of some American friends working there. It remains a good read; one of the effects of having seen the films, of course, is that it’s now impossible to read Hagrid or Snape without hearing Robbie Coltrane or Alan Rickman in your head.. (Let alone Radcliffe, Watson or Grint.)

Indeed, one ability Rowling displays here which she rather let slip in some of the later books is the skill of telling a thrilling story with hints of the historical background and wider world of wizardry in a mere 220 pages. It is a good tale, engagingly told.

< Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire | Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows | The Tales of Beedle the Bard >

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February Books 3) All’s Well That Ends Well, by William Shakespeare

I knew almost nothing about this play, but really enjoyed it. The plot is very straightforward: the modestly born but intelligent Helena fulfills the conditions set by her reluctant husband, by tricking him into having sex with her while under the impression that she is someone else. Also there’s a subplot with his dubious friend Parolles getting publicly humiliated. Slightly tricky to do this well, I imagine: Helena has to engage the audience’s sympathy, and Bertram’s reluctance to allow her to be foisted on him turns around rather rapidly in the last scene; also Parolles has to be sufficiently unpleasant that the audience laughs at his downfall rather than sympathising with him. But Arkangel largely make it work, with Emily Woof (whose name I don’t remember from anything else, and I think I would have done) excellent as Helena, and good old Clive Swift an impressive King of France, cured by her medical knowledge. (Is there any earlier depiction of a woman doctor in literature? I see this story comes from Boccaccio, but Shakespeare may have introduced that detail.) An unexpected pleasure, and I put other reading aside to finish it on my way home.

Henry VI, Part I | Henry VI, Part II | Henry VI, Part III | Richard III / Richard III | Comedy of Errors | Titus Andronicus | Taming of the Shrew | Two Gentlemen of Verona | Love’s Labour’s Lost | Romeo and Juliet | Richard II / Richard II | A Midsummer Night’s Dream | King John | The Merchant of Venice | Henry IV, Part 1 / Henry IV, Part I | Henry IV, Part II | Henry V | Julius Caesar | Much Ado About Nothing | As You Like It | Merry Wives of Windsor | Hamlet / Hamlet | Twelfth Night | Troilus and Cressida | All’s Well That Ends Well | Measure for Measure | Othello | King Lear | Macbeth | Antony and Cleopatra | Coriolanus / Coriolanus | Timon of Athens | Pericles | Cymbeline | The Winter’s Tale / The Winter’s Tale | The Tempest | Henry VIII | The Two Noble Kinsmen | Edward III | Sir Thomas More (fragment) | Double Falshood/Cardenio

February Books 2) Foreign Devils, by Andrew Cartmel

This Telos novella is another of those attempts to marry the Whoniverse with detective fiction and occult forces, which can be done brilliantly (All-Consuming Fire, where the Doctor meets Sherlock Holmes and the Cthulhu mythos), tolerably well (The Unicorn and the Wasp, where the Doctor meets Agatha Christie), or not so well, as in this case, where Andrew Cartmel attempts to channel William Hope Hodgson. I haven’t read any of Hodgson’s stories featuring his mystical detective Carnacki; Hodgson inserts him here into a country-house murder mystery which turns out to be the result of enraged Asians using mystical powers against their colonial masters. As I have said elsewhere, one has to ask whether this is such a bad thing? As it is, the book is a pretty egregious example of what we now call cultural appropriation fail. It’s not even a particularly compelling portrayal of the Second Doctor and Zoe (Jamie spends most of the story unconscious). Once again, I feel Telos have discharged their editorial responsibilities rather too lightly.

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February Books 1) A Canticle for Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller jr

I have loved this book since I read it for the first time as a teenager attending a convent school. It won the Hugo in 1961, and traces the rise and renewed fall of human civilisation after a nuclear holocaust in three snapshots of crucial moments in the history of a monastery, the resting place of much of human knowledge which has otherwise been lost (in an anti-intellectual reaction to the original war). It does not wear its learning lightly and I am glad that there is a reader’s guide readily available.

How things have changed since the late 1950s! On the one hand, we no longer accept the inevitability of the destruction of civilisation by nuclear war (which Miller has happening not once but twice). The Cold War seemed inevitable and unescapable in 1959, and indeed for most of the next three decades. We have different concerns now.

On the other hand, it’s difficult to imagine a serious writer today taking such a positive view of the Church. Benedict XVI is very different from John XXIII; the Vatican has boxed itself in politically. There is a greater tension now than then between religion and science, thanks to the foolishness of the religious right on the one side and the determination of Richard Dawkins to miss the point on the other; Miller’s understanding of the Church’s role in the Dark Ages has itself been weakened (though not totally disproved) by later scholarship. And Miller is able to largely ignore sex and women in his novel, which I think would be impossible for anyone writing about the Church today.

For all that, it’s a great book, and rightly won the Hugo in 1961 (of its rivals, I’ve read Budrys’ Rogue Moon and Anderson’s The High Crusade) Miller explores faith, history, tradition, political engagement, the advancement of science, and grace; and does it all with a wry and sympathetic humour. The Wandering Jew who pops up from time to time in the narrative is thought by some romantics to have been inspired by Judith Merrill, but clearly comes from many sources (and is occasionally the author’s own viewpoint). And there is the continuing enigma of Mrs Grales at the end.

It is sad that this was basically the end of Miller’s literary career. He seems to have agonised for thirty-five years over Saint Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman before ending his own life, and never published another story.

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January’s books

Non-fiction: 4

Shakespeare: 4

Fiction (non-sf): 4

SF (non-Who): 6

Who: 1

Comics: 1

3/20 by women (Greer, Rand and Rowling).
1/20 by PoC (Tomine)
Total page count ~5700.
Owned for more than one year: 5 (The Go-Between, Rasselas, Fortunata and Jacinta, A Case of Conscience [reread], Most Ancient Song)
Also reread: Twelfth Night, Starship Troopers, Farmer in the Sky, The Stainless Steel Rat Omnibus (for a total of 5).

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January Books 20) The Go-Between, by L.P. Hartley

A story of a young boy who becomes involved in a secret romance – some similarity with McEwan’s Atonement, though the outcome is quite different. I found the narrator very naïve for a thirteen-year-old – at that age I was devouring Agatha Christie novels and I like to think I’d have worked out what was going on. However, otherwise Hartley has some acute observations about the way adults treat children, and each other. The coda, set two generations later, manages to be a satisfactory conclusion to the novel and yet shows that the story is not over (and perhaps never will be).

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Books acquired in January

Any Given Doomsday by Lori Handeland (2008)
Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens (1990)
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown (2001)
Doctor Who: The Ultimate Quiz Book by Stephen Cole 
Young people in post-conflict Northern Ireland: The Past Cannot Be Changed, But the Future Can Be Developed by Dirk Schubotz (2008)
Liberal Language: Speeches and Essays 1998-2003 by Graham Watson (2003) 
Understanding Somalia and Somaliland: Culture, History and Society by Ioan Lewis (2008)
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck (1958) 
The Stand by Stephen King (1994)
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden (2005)
Explorers on the Moon by Herge (2003)
Destination Moon by Herge (2003)
Haunter of the Dark by John Coulthart (2008)
Green Living for Dummies by Michael Grosvenor (2007)
Persepolis 2: The Story of a Return by Marjane Satrapi (2005)
32 Stories: The Complete Optic Nerve Mini-comics by Adrian Tomine (2006) 
How to Read Shakespeare by Nicholas Royle (2005)
Arms and the Man by George Bernard Shaw (1991)
Treasure Island (Scholastic Classics) by Robert Louis Stevenson (2004)
Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (1992)
Crowe’s Requiem by Mike McCormack (1998)
Lord of the Flies by William Golding (2004)
Farmer in the Sky by Robert A. Heinlein (1978)
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (1982)
Black Beauty by Anna Sewell (1993)
Soul Music by Terry Pratchett (1995) 
The Story of Tracy Beaker by Jacqueline Wilson (1992)
Doctor Who: Foreign Devils by Andrew Cartmel (2002)
The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame (1992)
Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein (2005)
Essays on Time-based Linguistic Analysis by Charles-James N. Bailey (1996)
Doors Open by Ian Rankin (2008)
Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood (2004)
There Will be Time by Poul Anderson (1973) 
The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett (1997)
The Wandering Fire : The Fionavar Tapestry Book #2. by Guy Gavriel Kay (1987)
The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough (2003)
Shell Seekers by Rosamunde Pilcher (1996)
The Odyssey by Homer (1992)
A Town Like Alice by Nevil Shute (1990)
The Flood by Ian Rankin (2008)
The Iliad by Homer (1969)
The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver (1999)
"Doctor Who" Time Lord In Training by Justin Richards (2007)
The Spaceship Graveyard: Decide Your Destiny No. 1 ("Doctor Who") by Colin Brake (2007)
Quiz Book: Bk. 3 ("Doctor Who") by BBC (2007)
Elizabeth’s London: Everyday Life in Elizabethan London by Liza Picard (2004)
The Koran translated by Alan Jones (2001)
Shakespeare’s Wife by Germaine Greer (2008)
The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J. K. Rowling (2008)
Reading the Oxford English Dictionary: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages by Ammon Shea (2008) 
The Stolen Village: Baltimore and the Barbary Pirates by Des Ekin (2008)
Private Eye Annual 2008 by Ian Hislop (2008)
The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window into Human Nature by Steven Pinker (2008)
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Wii and me

Well, it took me a while to get into it, but I have developed a healthy relationship with Wii Fit. Since the start of the year I have successfully established a routine of doing half an hour on it in the mornings – two yoga exercises, and one fron each of the other three categories – and am at the stage which I never came close to reaching during my flirtation with the gym, where I actually get out of bed looking forward to it, and have missed only one day a week so far. On top of that, I think it is actually doing me some good. I haven’t lost any weight – that will take some attention to my diet, I think – but I feel that it’s better distributed, and working better for me. (In any case my weight is only a shade above the desirable band.)

Meanwhile we seem to have acquired a number of games for the Wii. Young F kindly got us the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix game for Christmas, and has inevitably spent more time on it than we have (I can’t get the levitating to work). He is now campaigning for us to connect the Wii to the internet so that he can do Mario Karting with people round the world. No chance.

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January Books 19) The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia, by Samuel Johnson

I’ve had this hanging around for ages, and eventually read it last week – it is very short, only 112 pages in my Penguin edition, and the original was only 93. Rasselas, as the title declares, is a prince of Abyssinia, who lives in a happy valley of the kingdom where he and his friends and family are preserved from all disturbing outside influences. With his friend, Imlac, his sister Nekayah, and her companion Pekuah, they tunnel out of the happy valley in search of adventure and take up residence in Cairo. They meet a deranged astronomer, and get him back in touch with reality; they get their adventure when Pekuah is kidnapped by Arabs; but she is rescued without too much drama. At the end of the book, they conclude that their dreams are unattainable and resolve to go back home.

I was interested that the action is exclusively set in Africa. There is mention of Europeans being in Cairo, and this making it a cosmopolitan city, but I don’t think we meet any of them. I was also interested that the astronomer character, whose delusion is that he is in sole control of the planets and the weather, is aware of the moons of Jupiter. We are clearly meant to read the African characters as disaffected young English men and women, and that is how they are portrayed (with a touch of Orientalism) in the illustrated editions on-line; I don’t think Johnson is really trying to say anything about Africa (though he had translated Jerónimo Lobo’s book about Abyssinia twenty-five years earlier).

It’s striking that this was written 250 years ago this month, the same year (1759) as Candide, which has a similar basic concept, but the timings I think are such that neither Johnson nor Voltaire can have much influenced the other. It seems to have been the last fiction (indeed, the only prose fiction) that Johnson published. It is somewhat pessimistic but very engaging.

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Back to Vortis, twice

My obsessive scheduling of Who books and audios sometimes throws up interesting moments of convergence. (Actually I think last time was more interesting than this time, but there you go.) For the last few weeks I’ve been reading Christopher Bulis’ Twilight of the Gods, and today I listened to Return to the Web Planet, billed as “from a story by Daniel O’Mahony” (and thereby, presumably, hangs a tale), both of which take us back to the planet Vortis, originally featured in the 1965 series The Web Planet and its novelisation Doctor Who and the Zarbi. Actually, the Doctor had already returned to Vortis twice, in the 1966 Doctor Who annual which featured the planet in two stories. None of the four returns to Vortis is particularly consistent, in continuity terms, with any of the others (including the two which appeared within the same set of covers forty years ago), so canon purists will just have to suck it up.

Twilight of the Gods (which I should also note is my 18th book of this month) seemed a bit clunky in places and seemed to take forever to read but is basically OK (which was essentially my assessment of Bulis’ First Doctor novels too). I liked the battle of the two ideological human factions over the resources of Vortis (and note that several other reviewers are too young to realise that it’s a reference to Cold War turf fights in Africa and Latin America). I think he also draws quite consciously from several elements of the 1996 Annual stories – the colonisers from offworld and movable planet Vortis in “The Lair of Zarbi Supremo”, and the huge intruders of “The Lost Ones” (though Bulis’ aliens are a lot bigger than the Atlanteans of 1966, and remind me a bit of some of Isaac Asimov’s creations). It is also, I now realise, the adventure on Voris referred to in The Dark Path. The characterisation of the Doctor, Jamie, and Victoria is pretty satisfactory, but the pace, as I said, is a bit slow.

Return to the Web Planet, which is a one-disc special released by Big Finish just over a year ago, takes Five and Nyssa back to Vortis to help the Menoptera scientist Acheron and his daughter Hedyla to deal with mysterious goings-on among the local Zarbi herds. This turns out to be due to a human intervention, whose details I found rather implausible even by Who standards, but the acting and soundscape – especially the soundscape! – help carry it off successfully.

morning’s amusement

This is a graph plotting the Big Finish Doctor Who audios by internal chronology versus order of release. (Apart from the most recent 8th Doctor ones.) Sourced from the WikiPedia lists.

Fifth Doctor Sixth Doctor Seventh Doctor Eighth Doctor
BFA 91 Circular Time (i)
BFA 4 The Land of the Dead
BFA 10 Winter for the Adept
BFA 15 The Mutant Phase
BFA 26 Primeval
BFA 34 Spare Parts
BFA 44 Creatures of Beauty
BFA 66 The Game
BFA 91 Circular Time (ii)
BFA 93 Renaissance of the Daleks
VI Return to the Web Planet
BFA 107 The Haunting of Thomas Brewster
BFA 110 The Boy That Time Forgot
BFA 113 Time Reef & A Perfect World
BFA 91 Circular Time (iii)
BFA 47 Omega
BFA 1 The Sirens of Time
Ex1 Excelis Dawns
BFA 2 Phantasmagoria
BFA 20 Loups-Garoux
BFA 76 Singularity
BFA 8 Red Dawn
BFA 95 Exotron & Urban Myths
BFA 24 The Eye of the Scorpion
BFA 38 The Church and the Crown
DWM4 No Place Like Home
BFA 41 Nekromanteia
BFA 56 The Axis of Insanity
BFA 59 The Roof of the World
BFA 69 Three’s A Crowd
BFA 71 The Council of Nicaea
BFA 81 The Kingmaker
BFA 87 The Gathering
DWM9 Cuddlesome
BFA 99 Son of the Dragon
BFA 102 The Mind’s Eye
BFA 104 The Bride of Peladon
BFA 102 Mission of the Viyrans
BFA 117 The Judgement of Isskar
BFA 91 Circular Time (iv)
BFA 48 Davros
IV Cryptobiosis
BFA 90 Year of the Pig
BFA 3 Whispers of Terror
BFA 35 …ish
BFA 86 The Reaping
BFA 51 The Wormery
BFA 33½ The Maltese Penguin
BFA 14 The Holy Terror
DWM3 The Ratings War
Ex2 Excelis Rising
III Her Final Flight
BFA 94 I.D. & Urgent Calls
BFA 6 The Marian Conspiracy
BFA 1 The Sirens of Time
BFA 9 The Spectre of Lanyon Moor
BFA 11 The Apocalypse Element
BFA 22 Bloodtide
BFA 23 Project: Twilight
BFA 37 The Sandman
BFA 40 Jubilee
BFA 43 Doctor Who and the Pirates
I Real Time
BFA 45 Project: Lazarus
BFA 57 Arrangements for War
BFA 60 Medicinal Purposes
BFA 78 Pier Pressure
BFA 84 The Nowhere Place
BFA 100 100
BFA 105 The Condemned
BFA 108 Assassin in the Limelight
BFA 111 The Doomwood Curse
BFA 114 Brotherhood of the Daleks
VII Return of the Krotons
BFA 116 The Raincloud Man
BFA 27 The One Doctor
BFA 65 The Juggernauts
BFA 68 Catch-1782
BFA 73 Thicker than Water
BFA 97 The Wishing Beast & The Vanity Box
BFA 70 Unregenerate!
BFA 85 Red
BFA 39 Bang-Bang-a-Boom!
BFA 46 Flip-Flop
BFA 12 The Fires of Vulcan
BFA 5 The Fearmonger
BFA 7 The Genocide Machine
BFA 21 Dust Breeding
BFA 25 Colditz
BFA 36 The Rapture
BFA 58 The Harvest
BFA 67 Dreamtime
BFA 74 LIVE 34
BFA 79 Night Thoughts
BFA 82 The Settling
BFA 89 No Man’s Land
BFA 92 Nocturne
BFA 106 The Dark Husband
BFA 115 Forty Five
BFA 13 The Shadow of the Scourge
BFA 42 The Dark Flame
Ex3 Excelis Decays
DWM2 Last of the Titans
BFA 45 Project: Lazarus
BFA 49 Master
V Return of the Daleks
BFA 1 The Sirens of Time
BFA 96 Valhalla
BFA 98 Frozen Time
BFA 109 The Death Collectors & Spider’s Shadow
BFA 112 Kingdom of Silver & Keepsake
II Shada
BFA 16 Storm Warning
BFA 17 Sword of Orion
BFA 18 The Stones of Venice
BFA 19 Minuet in Hell
BFA 28 Invaders from Mars
BFA 29 The Chimes of Midnight
DWM5 Living Legend
BFA 30 Seasons of Fear
BFA 31 Embrace the Darkness
BFA 32 The Time of the Daleks
BFA 33 Neverland
BFA 50 Zagreus
BFA 52 Scherzo
BFA 53 The Creed of the Kromon
BFA 54 The Natural History of Fear
BFA 55 The Twilight Kingdom
BFA 61 Faith Stealer
BFA 62 The Last
BFA 63 Caerdroia
BFA 64 The Next Life
BFA 72 Terror Firma
BFA 75 Scaredy Cat
BFA 77 Other Lives
BFA 80 Time Works
BFA 83 Something Inside
BFA 88 Memory Lane
BFA 101 Absolution
BFA 103 The Girl Who Never Was


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The window

Has anyone else ever noticed that in the train carriages where it tells you not to lean out if the window, it is phrased as a direct imperative – “Nicht hinauslehnen!” “Ne pas se pencher au déhors!” “Do not lean out!” – in German, French and English, but in Italian it is “E pericoloso sporgesi!” – you are given the information that it is dangerous, but it’s up to you whether you choose to lean out or not!

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Maternity leave

There are five countries in the world (out of 173 surveyed, though there are 192 UN member states so some must have fallen through the cracks) which do not provide, or require employers to provide, any form of paid maternity leave.

Four of them are Lesotho, Liberia, Swaziland, and Papua New Guinea.

Can you guess what the fifth is?

The United States of America.

(Hat-tip to Steven Hill on the always excellent .)

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January Books 17) Troilus and Cressida, by William Shakespeare

This was one play of which I knew almost nothing except that it is a love story set during the siege of Troy between Troilus, the son of King Priam, and a woman called Cressida. Actually I found it one of the most interesting plays from the point of view of sex and gender, disappointingly weakened in the final scenes (though probably a skilled director could rescue it).

The most striking thing is that the Greeks are all men, and their camp is a boys’ club (Achilles sulking in his tent because they won’t play with him on his terms, laddish carousing with Hector the night before he is killed). The city of Troy on the other hand is more gender-balanced: Cressida, of course, but also Helen, Andromache and especially Cassandra play important roles in the scenes set there.

Cressida is one of the great Shakespeare women characters. She is much more reflective about her situation than similarly placed Juliet and Rosalind; she bonks Troilus senseless (no qualms about marriage vows, we note); she is clearly deeply upset at being sent to join her father in the Greek camp, but banters successfully with the Greeks once she arrives.

And then there’s Act 5 Scene 2, where Troilus, Ulysses and Thersites witness Cressida apparently cheating on Troilus with the Greek soldier Diomede. The play fails in that we don’t really get Cressida’s side of the story. She gets a valedictory monologue of just six lines, and then vanishes from the script – she does send Troilus a letter but he tears it up without reading it. It’s a poor sendoff to an interesting character; her attraction for Diomedes seems to come out of nowhere. Probably an imaginative director and a good actress could put some credibility into her situation, but it is uphill work for that last scene or two.

The other love affair is that of Achilles with himself, a love shared by his Myrmidons who cut Hector down in the final scene. There is a lot of homoerotic subtext on the Greek side, and Thersites must be the campest character in the whole of Shakespeare.

I abandoned Arkangel’s audio production of this play at quite an early stage, as I was having difficulty telling the Greeks apart, and watched instead the 1981 BBC production. Jonathan Miller as director and Suzanne Burden as Cressida don’t really resolve her part of the story satisfactorily. There are some good performances: The Incredible Orlando (real name Jack Birkitt) as Thersites, Benjamin Whitrow as Ulysses, and most impressively Charles Gray as Pandarus (that’s Charles Gray with an a, the actor, not Charles Grey with an e, the 18th-century lover of the Duchess of Devonshire after whom Earl Grey tea is named). But Miller for some reason trims a lot of Thersites and most of Achilles’ Myrmidons, and there are a lot of moments when the actors’ beards seem to be performing better than their owners.

Henry VI, Part I | Henry VI, Part II | Henry VI, Part III | Richard III / Richard III | Comedy of Errors | Titus Andronicus | Taming of the Shrew | Two Gentlemen of Verona | Love’s Labour’s Lost | Romeo and Juliet | Richard II / Richard II | A Midsummer Night’s Dream | King John | The Merchant of Venice | Henry IV, Part 1 / Henry IV, Part I | Henry IV, Part II | Henry V | Julius Caesar | Much Ado About Nothing | As You Like It | Merry Wives of Windsor | Hamlet / Hamlet | Twelfth Night | Troilus and Cressida | All’s Well That Ends Well | Measure for Measure | Othello | King Lear | Macbeth | Antony and Cleopatra | Coriolanus / Coriolanus | Timon of Athens | Pericles | Cymbeline | The Winter’s Tale / The Winter’s Tale | The Tempest | Henry VIII | The Two Noble Kinsmen | Edward III | Sir Thomas More (fragment) | Double Falshood/Cardenio

Can’t resist it…

Tiptree award meme: bold if you’ve read it, italic if you’ve started, struck through if you hated it. (From .)

2007 The Carhullan Army by Sarah Hall
2006 The Orphan’s Tales: In the Night Garden by Catherynne M. Valente and Half Life by Shelley Jackson; with special recognition for Julie Phillips biography of James Tiptree, Jr., James Tiptree, Jr.: The Double Life of Alice B. Sheldon
2005: Air by Geoff Ryman
2004: Camouflage by Joe Haldeman and Not Before Sundown by Johanna Sinisalo
2003: Set This House In Order: A Romance Of Souls by Matt Ruff
2002: Light by M. John Harrison and "Stories for Men" by John Kessel
2001: The Kappa Child by Hiromi Goto
2000: Wild Life by Molly Gloss
1999: The Conqueror’s Child by Suzy McKee Charnas
1998: "Congenital Agenesis of Gender Ideation" by Raphael Carter
1997: Black Wine by Candas Jane Dorsey and "Travels With The Snow Queen" by Kelly Link
1996: "Mountain Ways" by Ursula K. Le Guin, and The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell
1995: Waking The Moon by Elizabeth Hand and The Memoirs Of Elizabeth Frankenstein by Theodore Roszak
1994: "The Matter of Seggri" by Ursula K. Le Guin and Larque on the Wing by Nancy Springer
1993: Ammonite by Nicola Griffith
1992: China Mountain Zhang by Maureen F. McHugh
1991: A Woman of the Iron People by Eleanor Arnason, and White Queen by Gwyneth Jones

Retrospective Award: Motherlines and Walk to the End of the World by Suzy McKee Charnas; The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le GuinThe Female Man and "When It Changed" by Joanna Russ

Not too bad, but capable of improvement.

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January Books 16) Geschiedenis van Cyprus, by Alain Blondy

This is a Dutch translation of Blondy’s short (120-page) 1996 history of Cyprus in the Que sais-je? series. Its most interesting feature is that, where most books on Cyprus start the clock in 1974 (or if you are lucky 1963 or even 1960), Blondy fits the first thirty-five years of independence into the last seven pages. The narrative is therefore a bit rushed. We start off in prehistory, then Greeks, Assyrians, Egyptians and Arabs rule in turn, and by page 40 we have reached Richard the Lion Heart. The next 35 pages are about the 300 years of francophone rule mainly by the de Lusignans; in contrast, 80 years of rule by Venice are disposed of in four pages (mostly about fortifying Nicosia), and the next 30 pages cover 400 years under both the Ottomans and the British; which is an interesting insight into what gets put in and what gets left out if a professor from the Sorbonne writes your history. Frankly (and I choose that word very carefully) the most interesting thing about the de Lusignans was that they and their government spoke French.

Blondy’s real interest is in Malta under the rule of the Knights, as you can tell from the enthusiasm with which he mentions them here when he can. He tends otherwise to concentrate on the standard Greek Cypriot version of the island’s history, which made my revisionist hackles rise: quite apart from the Turks, what happened to the Latins who were so powerful under the Lusignans and Venetians? When do we first see a permanent Islamic presence on the island? What difference did the Suez Canal make? None of these questions is asked, let alone answered.

I shouldn’t be too harsh: one can’t expect too much from books in the Que sais-je? series. There were lots of facts here I hadn’t known (eg that Cyprus was the birthplace of the philosopher Zeno and Paul’s disciple Barnabas). I didn’t catch any actual errors of fact other than omission. And I haven’t seen any history of Cyprus of this short length covering such a long time period. But I couldn’t really recommend this as more than a starting point for French (or Dutch) readers.

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