Ireland and Doctor Who (Éire agus an Dochtúir Cé)

This is an update to a post I made in 2011.

Lá ‘le Pádraig shona daoibh!

I’ve been making occasional notes about the relationship between Doctor Who and Ireland, but this seems a good enough day to pull it all together.

TV Who

No part of televised Who is set in Ireland. However Tom Baker visited Derry and Belfast, in character as the Fourth Doctor, back in 1978:

There are a number of Irish characters in TV canon, all male as far as I know:

  • The Underwater Menace (1967): Sean, a shipwrecked Irish sailor, played in excruciating stereotype by P.G. Stephens.
  • The Wheel in Space (1967): Sean Flannigan, an Irish space engineer, played by James Mellor, who also appears in The Mutants (1972) but with an English accent.
  • Terror of the Autons (1971): McDermott, the former plastics factory manager killed by a plastic chair, played with an Ulster accent by Harry Towb, who also appears in The Seeds of Death (1969) but with an English accent.
  • The Sea Devils (1972): Clark, the survivor of the Sea Devils’ attack on the sea fort, played with an Ulster accent by Declan Mulholland, who also appears in The Androids of Tara (1978) with a very peculiar accent
  • The Talons of Weng-Chiang (1977): Casey, the doorman at the Palace Theatre, played in excruciating stereotype by Chris Gannon.
  • Day of the Doctor (2013): UNIT scientist McGillop and his Zygon double, both played by Jonjo O’Neill.
  • Into the Dalek (2014): spaceship commander Morgan Blue, played by Michael Smiley.
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If we are lucky, my compilation of the Norn Iron accents of Who may be visible here (probably not in the UK though).

Possibly also Irish (or at least possibly played with Irish accents): Rohm-Dutt in The Power of Kroll (1978-79), Chip in New Earth (2006), Thomas Kincade Brannigan in Gridlock (2007) and Luke Rattigan in The Sontaran Stratagem / The Poison Sky (2008).

NB that in the Torchwood episode Out of Time (2006), the Sky Gypsy flew to Cardiff from Dublin, but none of those on board seem to have been Irish.

In “The Feast of Steven” (the famous Christmas 1965 episode of The Daleks’ Master Plan), a policeman asks the Doctor if he is English, Scottish, Irish, or Welsh. He responds that he is “a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot”.

There is occasional confusion about whether Gallifrey might be located in Ireland.

Books

No Doctor Who novel is set in Ireland as far as I know. I have found one short story in a published collection:

“Screamager”, by Jacqueline Rayner, in Short Trips: Monsters edited by Ian Farrington (2004). Features The Second Doctor, Jamie and Victoria visiting Ireland in the 14th century and encountering a banshee. Here’s how it starts:

It was late summer, and yet Victoria was cold.

She was wearing layer upon layer of thick cloth, too many layers for comfort, but a chill radiated from the stone walls of the house despite the slivers of sun struggling through the thin slit windows.

She wanted to run away, run far out into the fields and bask in the sunlight, but the Doctor had told her to wait here, wait in the house with Cormac and Sorcha where she would be safe, and she would do as the Doctor had said.

She hoped the Doctor — and her friend Jamie — would return soon. She wasn’t entirely sure what they were ;doing, somewhere out there —something to do with robots, she thought — but surely the Doctor would soon solve the problem and defeat the menace so they could go back to the TARDIS. Oh, she liked Cormac, and Sorcha his wife, and Niall his brother, and she adored young Tadhg, eight-year-old son of the house —but as a pampered and fastidious Victorian she found it hard to bear the all-invasive stench of human waste, tainted in the evenings by the fatty smell of burning tallow — and worse still was the filthy bedding with its circuses of jumping insects, on which she was expected to sleep. But the Doctor had said that according to the lights of mid-fourteenth-century Ireland, this was perfectly acceptable, even luxurious, and by her own standards of courtesy, she could not complain — at least not within the hearing of her hosts.

I note also the following:


  • The first reference to Ireland in the Whoniverse was in Dalek World (1965), which includes a story, “The Five-Leaved Clover”, in which the Daleks are conned by an intergalactic Irish stereotype called Pat Kelly. You can read it here.
  • Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters by Malcolm Hulke (1974) gives Major Barker a back-story involving his army service in Northern Ireland. (In the original 1970 TV story, Doctor Who and the Silurians, there is no such reference and his name is Baker.)
  • Doctor Who and the Ambassadors of Death by Terrance Dicks (1987) gives Reagan a back-story involving IRA gun-running. (Likewise absent from the 1970 original TV story as broadcast, though reportedly it was in an earlier version of the script.)
  • Cat’s Cradle: Witch Mark by Andrew Hunt (1992), one of the early New Adventures featuring the Seventh Doctor and Ace, is a confused pot-pourri of Irish and Welsh mythology, including a parallel world called Tír na n-Óg.
  • The Scales of Injustice (1996), a Missing Adventure featuring the Third Doctor, Liz Shaw and UNIT, Business Unusual (1997), a BBC Past Doctor Adventure with the Sixth Doctor and Mel, and Instruments of Darkness (2001), another BBC Past Doctor Adventure with the Sixth Doctor, Mel and Evelyn, all include the sinister Irish Twins who have been infected with Auton technology. They are all by Gary Russell.
  • Camera Obscura by Lloyd Rose (2003), an Eighth Doctor Adventure with companions Fitz and Angie, features a time-sensitive Irish woman, Elizabeth Kelly.
  • The comic story “Death to the Doctor!” by Jonathan Morris, published in DWM #390 (2008) and The Widow’s Curse (2009), features an Irish enemy of the First Doctor called Questor.
  • “The Science of Magic” by Michael Rees in Short Trips: Indefinable Magic edited by Neil Corry (2009) has the Third Doctor and Liz Shaw fleeing to Ireland from a devastated Britain, but they only stay for less than a page’s worth of story.
  • In The Lost Skin (2017), a novella by Andy Frankham-Allen in the Candy Jar spinoff series of Lethbridge-Stewart books, it is revealed that the annoying journalist Harold Chorley (from the TV story The Web of Fear) is originally from Monaghan and is just putting on his posh English accent.



I’m not aware of any substantial references to Ireland in any of the New Who written fiction, though I am ready to be corrected.

Audios

Big Finish has done much better by the Emerald Isle than the BBC. The Eighth Doctor has an Irish companion, Molly O’Sullivan, a nurse from the First World War played by Ruth Bradley, who appeared in four series of Big Finish audios as the owner of the eponymous Dark Eyes. The third play of the first series, A Tangled Web (2012), takes Molly and the Doctor back to her childhood in Ireland in 1893. I don’t believe any of the rest share the Irish setting though. In The Night of the Doctor, Molly is the last of his companions named by the Eighth Doctor before he regenerates (at 5:36).

There are three other Big Finish audios set entirely in Ireland.

The Settling by Simon Guerrier (2006) is a pure historical story, bringing the Seventh Doctor, Ace and Hex to a well-imagined 1649 where Oliver Cromwell, played by Clive Mantle, is besieging first Drogheda and then Waterford.

The Book of Kells by Barnaby Edwards (2010) brings the Eighth Doctor and new-ish companion Tamsin (Niky Wardley) to the monastery of Kells in 1006, where the Abbot is played by Graeme Garden.

Iterations of I by John Dorney (2014) takes the Fifth Doctor, Adric, Nyssa and Tegan to an island off the coast of Ireland to unravel a spooky mystery. I haven’t got to that one yet myself.


I note also the following:

    • The Rapture by Joe Lidster (2002, Seven/Ace): Catriona, an Irish clubber on Ibiza, played by Anne Bird.
    • The Sandman by Joe Lidster (2002, Six/Evelyn) and Bone of Contention (2004, Bernice Summerfield): Mordecan, a possibly Irish intergalactic wanderer player by Robin Bowerman.
    • Omega by Nev Fountain (2003) features an apparently Irish Time Lord, Professor Ertikus, played by Patrick Duggan.
    • Creatures of Beauty by Nicholas Briggs (2003, Five/Nyssa): Seedleson, a guard played by Michael Smiley.
    • Pest Control by Peter Anghelides (2008, Ten/Donna) features Miriam, an Irish centaur (!).
    • Louise Jameson struggles with a Belfast accent, and loses, in The Time Vampire (2010) by Nigel Fairs.
    • Sinead Keenan leads the guest cast in Iterations of I; she and her brother Rory Keenan have both appeared in a number of Big Finish productions, usually with Irish accents.

In fairness to the BBC, the 2001 radio play Regenerations by Daragh Carville, available on the Doctor Who at the BBC: The Plays album, is set at a Doctor Who convention in Belfast and stars Tom Baker and Sophie Aldred as themselves.

Further additions to this list will be gratefully noted.

Arthur C. Clarke Submission List – Goodreads/LibraryThing stats

The Arthur C. Clarke Award have released their full submission list, and as usual I have run it through the Goodreads and LibaryThing catalogues, checking the number of owners on each system and the average rating. The list below is raked by geometric average of the number of owners on the two systems. I have bolded the top quartile of each column (which for both ratings columns neatly matches those books which got on averge 4 or more points out of 5).

What jumps out at me is that three books are in the top quarter of all four metrics – The Stone Sky by N.K. Jemisin, The Boy on the Bridge by M.R. Carey and City of Miracles by Robert Jackson Bennett. I wouldn't be surprised to see those three at least on the Clarke shortlist. (The Stone Sky and City of Miracles both have pretty high reader ratings as well.) Lower down the list, another book with very good ratings on both systems is Adrian Tchaikovsky's Dogs of War.

One other metric that has served me well in the past is to look at books with comparatively high ratios of LibraryThing owners (whose tastes seem more similar to the Clarke judges than Goodreads users). Of those in the top quartiles by ownership of both lists, The Last Days of New Paris by China Mieville and Walkaway by Cory Doctorow are notably strong in that regard, even though their reader ratings are not as strong as some others.

So that's my back-of-envelope prediction of what will be on the Clarke shortlist this year, with no consideration of literary merit (on my part) whatsoever: The Stone Sky, The Boy on the Bridge, City of Miracles, Dogs of War, The Last Days of New Paris and Walkaway.

Goodreads LibraryThing
owners av rating owners av rating
Artemis — Andy Weir 222049 3.68 1009 3.54
Exit West — Mohsin Hamid 143419 3.83 979 3.92
American War — Omar El Akkad 65902 3.84 530 3.89
Borne — Jeff VanderMeer 47468 3.91 499 3.89
The Collapsing Empire — John Scalzi (Tor) 44527 4.09 508 3.93
How to Stop Time — Matt Haig 67196 4.03 309 3.88
The Stone Sky — N.K. Jemisin 41459 4.4 481 4.34
All Our Wrong Todays — Elan Mastai 50488 3.8 382 3.62
Too Like the Lightning — Ada Palmer 28170 3.87 483 3.78
The Boy on the Bridge — M.R. Carey 40535 4.02 251 4.01
Gilded Cage — Vic James 30302 3.66 257 3.73
Strange Weather — Joe Hill 27222 3.95 262 4.11
New York 2140 — Kim Stanley Robinson 20539 3.61 343 3.72
Provenance — Ann Leckie 20782 3.87 291 3.91
Spoonbenders — Daryl Gregory 23247 3.98 183 4
The Last Days of New Paris — China Mieville 11497 3.59 340 3.69
Walkaway — Cory Doctorow 12717 3.78 273 3.67
The Stars are Legion — Kameron Hurley 17738 3.71 192 3.57
Autonomous — Annalee Newitz 16658 3.63 175 3.76
The Regional Office is Under Attack! — Manuel Gonzales 14333 3.25 197 3.32
You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine — Alexandra Kleeman 14757 3.24 159 3.82
The Wanderers — Meg Howrey 12819 3.55 183 3.62
City of Miracles — Robert Jackson Bennett 12533 4.45 153 4.32
Gather the Daughters — Jennie Melamed 15889 3.67 114 3.48
Into the Drowning Deep — Mira Grant 11253 4.12 120 4
Nyxia — Scott Reintgen 12492 4.1 96 4.09
The Delirium Brief — Charles Stross 6565 4.28 153 3.97
The End We Start From — Megan Hunter 9931 3.45 98 3.44
Spaceman of Bohemia — Jaroslav Kalfar 9218 3.88 104 4.1
Raven Stratagem — Yoon Ha Lee 6651 4.22 137 4.24
The Space Between the Stars — Anne Corlett 8747 3.4 94 3.52
Gnomon — Nick Harkaway 6091 3.96 128 3.96
The End of the Day — Claire North 7172 3.35 105 3.5
Empire Games — Charles Stross 5401 4.05 135 3.6
Sea of Rust — C. Robert Cargill 7716 4.15 94 4.24
Generation One — Pittacus Lore 9367 4.27 55 2.5
Cold Welcome — Elizabeth Moon 4037 3.99 107 3.78
The Massacre of Mankind — Stephen Baxter 3824 3.35 111 3.36
Hold Back the Stars — Katie Khan 8890 3.55 47 3.21
The Readymade Thief — Augustus Rose 5875 3.41 68 3.61
Black Wave — Michelle Tea 4902 3.82 73 3.94
Blackwing — Ed McDonald 6443 4.2 55 4.45
Tell Me How This Ends Well — David Samuel Levinson 2622 3.52 130 3.43
Luna: Wolf Moon — Ian McDonald 3937 3.97 82 3.55
Broken River — J. Robert Lennon 4731 3.53 60 3.19
Clade — James Bradley 3782 3.71 70 4
Rotherweird — Andrew Caldecott 4058 3.81 65 3.31
Anna — Niccolo Ammaniti 3487 3.34 70 3.5
Noumenon — Marina Lostetter 3899 3.77 51 3.94
A Man of Shadows — Jeff Noon 3499 3.47 54 3.64
The Wrong Stars — Tim Pratt 2944 3.89 58 4.06
Infinity Engine — Neal Asher 2808 4.42 50 3.77
Hunger Makes the Wolf — Alex Wells 1629 4.01 39 3.5
The Rift — Nina Allan 1660 3.39 38 3.27
An Oath of Dogs — Wendy N. Wagner 1546 3.66 36 3.83
H(a)ppy — Nicola Barker 1326 3.45 41 3.23
Places in the Darkness — Chris Brookmyre 1681 3.82 31 3.9
Shattered Minds — Laura Lam 2441 3.87 21 4.1
The Transition — Luke Kennard 1475 3.54 31 3.5
The Uploaded — Ferrett Steinmetz 1346 3.76 28 3.25
Austral — Paul McAuley 1045 3.55 33 4
Defender — G.X. Todd 1309 4.01 23 4.5
The Real-Town Murders — Adam Roberts 872 3.74 24 3.58
Dogs of War — Adrian Tchaikovsky 966 4.39 16 4.5
Dreams Before the Start of Time — Anne Charnock 773 3.51 19 3.38
Netherspace — Andrew Lane and Nigel Foster 907 3.65 14 3
Immortal Architects — Paige Orwin 402 4 26 3.38
A Perfect Machine — Brett Savory 773 3.03 11 4.75
Sungrazer — Jay Posey 796 3.95 10 3.67
From Darkest Skies — Sam Peters 594 3.64 12 4
Broadcast — Liam Brown 511 3.71 13 4
Kokoro — Keith Yatsuhashi 469 3.39 14
The White City — Roma Tearne 802 3.32 8 3.33
The Unity Game — Leonora Meriel 688 4.22 7
The Growing Season — Helen Sedgwick 620 3.86 7 4
Ubo — Steve Rasnic Tem 442 3.48 9
The Last Dog on Earth — Adrian J. Walker 455 4.11 8 4.5
America City — Chris Beckett 303 3.88 12 3.88
Sweet Dreams — Tricia Sullivan 417 3.29 8
The Weight of the World — Tom Toner 446 3.58 7 4.5
The Rebellion's Last Traitor — Nik Korpon 506 3.56 6 2.5
Playing with Death — Simon Scarrow and Lee Francis 383 3.74 5
The Switch — Justina Robson 266 3.72 6 4
The Eternity War — Jamie Sawyer 218 4.71 7 3.75
Nanoshock — K. C. Alexander 181 4.24 8 3.75
Xeelee: Vengeance — Stephen Baxter 181 3.83 7
Euphoria — Heinz Helle 305 3.46 4
The Idiot Gods — David Zindell 387 3.59 3
Anachronist — Andrew Hastie 360 4.39 3
The Ion Raider — Ian Whates 43 4.42 22 3.72
Children of the Divide — Patrick S. Tomlinson 113 3.84 6 3.5
Our Memory Like Dust — Gavin Chait 132 3.79 5
Invasion — P.P. Corcoran 600 4.5 1
Exodus — Alex Lamb 138 3.76 4 2.5
Condition Book One — Alec Birri 176 3.63 3 3
The Book of Air — Joe Treasure 86 3.56 5 3
Iron Gods — Andrew Bannister 68 3.74 6
Water & Glass — Abi Curtis 297 3.81 1 5
Sealed — Naomi Booth 145 4.2 2
Condition Book Two — Alec Birri 48 3.81 2
Some Assembly Required — Michael Strelow 46 4.23 2 2.5
Citizen Zero — Mark Cantrell 34 4.11 1
Condition Book Three — Alec Birri 27 2.64 1
Memory and Straw — Angus Peter Campbell 18 3.4 1
The Wages of Sin — Zoe Sumra 4 4 1
Elysium's Shadow — Matthew Munson 2 4 0
Iteration — Liz Monument 1 3 0
Charlie Ellis and the Day Trip to Mars — Paul Sutton 0 0