June 2004 books

June 2004 was the month I switched from my old explorers@whyte.com email address, which I'd had since 1997, to my Gmail address, which I've had ever since. Ronald Reagan died; the new European Parliament was elected. Those were more innocent times. I also posted my Hugo finalists review.

This was the month of my one and only trip to Russia, a hasty 48 hours in Moscow (actually a bit less, two days and a night). We also published reports on Moldova and Bosnia, and I had an op-ed on Moldova published in European Voice which seems to have vanished from their archive but is preserved by my former employers.

Non-fiction 5 (YTD 21)
Roger Zelazny, by Jane Lindskold
Black Garden, by Thomas de Waal
A Turkey Travelogue, by Mark C. Leeper
Avonturen van een Nederbelg, by Derk Jan Eppink
Tolkien: A Look Behind The Lord Of The Rings, by Lin Carter, updated by Adam Roberts

Non-genre 3 (YTD 7)
Rebecca, by Daphne du Maurier
Beasts & Super-Beasts, by Saki
Reginald in Russia, by Saki

SF 3 (YTD 35)
Gather, Darkness!, by Fritz Leiber
Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom, by Cory Doctorow
On Basilisk Station, by David Weber

2,800 pages (YTD 23,200)
2/11 by women (YTD 17/66)
none by PoC (YTD 1/66)

Links above to my reviews, below to Amazon.

Top book of the month was Thomas de Waal's account of Nagorno-Karabakh, updated by his new book on the Caucasus published this year, which I have got but not yet read. I did not know anything much about him back in 2004; we are now friends. You can get it here. Second favourite is Saki's eternal Beasts and Super-Beasts, which you can get here. Two to avoid: Carter on Tolkien, and On Basilisk Station.

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My top Livejournal posts of 2019

As the deafening noise of tumbleweed grows, here are the three LJ posts that got five or more comments this year.

2 June: a post about objets d’art in Utrecht and Leuven. 5 comments.
1 December: Dr Strangelove, the book it was based on and the book of the film. Also 5 comments.

18 February: The 54 whole numbers whose square root is less than or equal to their number of divisors. 8 comments.

How the mighty have fallen.

(Last year I tried posting an analysis of my LinkedIn posts as well, but it’s really impossible to pull meaningful statistics.)

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My top tweets of 2019

I’ve been fiddling around with the methodology of rating top tweets using the analytics that Twitter provides, and I’ve finally come up with a solution that satisfies me – rank them all, by all the rankings available; and add together the reciprocal of each ranking to get an overall score. That gives me a top 22 which I am goign to share with you. Tough, it’s my blog.

In 22nd place, election day commentary and the one and only tweet of the year that got an app opened (whatever that means):

21) Start of a bitter thread commenting on the UK’s Foreign Office.

20) End of a long and bitter thread predicting No Deal as the most likely outcome of Brexit:

19) Jeannette Ng’s speech from the Hugo ceremony.

18) The Twitter version of the crowdsourcing question, which led to a blog post and then my Five Books interview:

17) Start of another pessimistic Brexit thread.

16) A nice little video moment from the British parliament attempting to twist Sir Ivan Rogers, who played a straight bat in return (if that is the right metaphor):

15) One of a series of tweets (that got misinterpreted by a Belfast journalist), projecting the local government election votes onto the Westminster constituency boundaries.

14) The Flemish press came up with a good term for Boris Johnson.

13) Another Brexit thread, this time critiquing a POLITICO article.

12) Not very surprisingly, this got the most permalink clicks of the year.

11) Science fiction meets commentary on the UK Supreme Court.

10) In the run up to the Hugo voting deadline, some votes were very close.

9) Another of the tweets projecting local election results in Northern Ireland to Westminster constituency boundaries.

8) One of the two most successful local election commentary tweets.

7) The Twitter version of my most commented post on Facebook for the year – this also got the most replies of any of my posts on Twitter.

6) Start of my local government elections thread. It got the most “detail expands”, whatever that means.

5) My most popular local election tweet – I think because it was a fairly early result, and a dramatic one. Also got the most hashtag clicks (on #LE19).

4) My best scoring tweet from European election commentary. I’m pleased with this picture. I had just taken one with Naomi Long and Diane Dodds looking away, and Martina Anderson looking at me; as I took it, Martina Anderson said my name and the other two immediately looked in my direction, so I got this much better shot as well.

3) The best performing of my tweets on the local election votes, projected to the Westminster boundaries, and also had the highest :engagement rate” (whatever that is) of any of my 2019 tweets. South Belfast is a very volatile seat.

2) Another of my long Brexit threads. This one got me the most new followers. (Five, which is the same as the equivalent tweet last year.)

1) Top tweet of the year, by a long way. It got the most impressions, most engagements, most retweets, most likes, most user profile clicks, most url clicks, most media views and most media engagements of all of my 2019 tweets. Sadly the content is not original, but deserved to be reposted.

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My top Facebook posts of 2019

I had a couple of Facebook posts that went viral this year. The best performing was one where I didn't actually write the material myself, but shared it from a screenshot, and it got picked up by the two linguistic communities concerned, etting 99 shares.

This Brexit commentary was my own material, and got 21 shares.

My five Facebook posts that got the most comments, in ascending order, were this Brexit commentary (actually copied from an FT journalist’s tweet, with attribution):

…which was beaten by this Brexit commentary:

…which was beaten by this very brief Brexit commentary:

…which was beaten by this crowdsourcing question, which led to a blog post and then my Five Books interview:

…but all were beaten by this slightly stalkerish meme riffing off the Conservative Party leadership contest.

My five most liked (etc) Facebook posts of the year were in general less political. In fifth place, sheer vanity:

Beaten by this, where I should have credited the artist:

Beaten by this scene of debauchery from the work Christmas party:

Beaten by B’s birthday:

But coming in at a massive 640 likes is a picture of me and an adult relative who is not a Facebook user; it is therefore a private post, but even so 640 people liked it. If we are Facebook friends, you can see it here.

However I should say that my most-liked Facebook post of 2018 was made after I had worked out the numbers for last year

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My top Instagram posts of 2019

It's not all that easy to measure Instagram impact (and they are going to make it more difficult). These two videos both got between 300 and 400 views.

My top five Instagram photo posts were:

https://instagram.com/p/ByvCULPI-AH

(A visit to the Vatican)

https://instagram.com/p/B3PQPPTokDU

(A visit to Dordrecht)

https://instagram.com/p/B2ZWB-PILhW

(The two younger kids at a comics festival in Brussels)

https://instagram.com/p/By5SQSPIlCh

(B’s birthday)

https://instagram.com/p/Bugxt_ngZU0

(Doctor Who content will seriously increase your footprint!)

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My media in 2019

My biggest media appearances were the BBC election broadcasts for the three elections in Northern Ireland, with my long-term sparring partner Mark Devenport. Not much of it is online, but I am in 2:49-3:35 here:

Some viewers' responses were a little, er, unusual…

The most important piece that I wrote on Northern Ireland was for the Irish Times, published 10 July, setting out the three preconditions as I see them for a referendum on unifying Ireland to be successful.


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Apart from that, on Northern Ireland I was quoted three times by Rory Carroll in the Guardian:
12 July: Belfast bonfire 'victory' masks tide turning against loyalist Twelfth
15 August: How the 'neithers' could decide Northern Ireland's political fate
20 December: How Northern Ireland vote was punishment for Stormont impasse

I also did a piece for the Newsletter on 10 January, being sceptical about the SDLP-Fianna Fáil link.

Finally, a Belgian journalism student interviewed me a couple of weeks ago for a piece explaining the connection between Northern Ireland and Brexit.

Apart from the BBC election coverage, I did two televised panel discussions with Tian Wei on CGTN's flagship programme World Insight. The first was on the Biarritz summit. My bits are are 14:40-18:30 and 23:25-24:50.

The second was on Brexit. I got a bit more time here, 6:45-8:15, 13:34-14:46, 16:45-19:10 and briefly 25:40-25:55. The exchanges between Tian Wei and Cui Hongjian are particularly interesting as an insight into how Chinese commentators view the functioning of democratic systems in general.

In print, I was interviewed by Bloomberg on speculation about the future of Margrethe Vestager on 13 March. (A memorable interview for me; I was at the airport in Prishtina, Kosovo, talking down the line on a connection which seemed just about robust enough…)

I got some decent coverage from a 9 May Foreign Policy piece on why some countries don't have populism, which led on to an interview with Euronews on the same topic – the English version of the story did not use the video, but the Spanish, Hungarian and Portuguese versions did. Here’s the Spanish version: I am in it at 1:19-1:54 and again at 2:18-2:44.

I did a more general preview of the elections for the Law Societies, and commented on the energy/environmental aspect here.

The Hugo Awards brought me a spot on Five Books, a site I have loved if not followed closely for ages, so I was thrilled about that – it had a lot of resonance. The awards themselves were covered in Irish Tech News, and Polygon quoted me on Archive Of Our Own qualifying for the final ballot.

Finally, I did a lot of speeches etc throughout the year, but two of my hosts put out press releases mentioning me, within a week of each other in March: the Cass Business School and the National Council of Insurance Legislators.

Further posts coming on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Livejournal.

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It’s Gauda Prime Day – so here is my write-up of the fourth and final series of Blake’s 7

Today is the anniversary of the last episode of Blake’s 7 being first shown on TV, and we hardcore fans refer to 21 December as Gauda Prime Day after the planet on which that last episode was set. It’s the end of my revisiting the show – I realised actually that I had missed quite a lot of it first time round, so it’s been a lovely journey of discovery as well as rediscovery. (If you want to see my previous write-ups they are here, here, here and here)

4.1 Rescue, written by Chris Boucher, directed by Mary Ridge

Well, we really are off with a bang, as the planet Terminal explodes, taking poor Cally with it. (She got reincarnated, I think, as a woman widowed during the Troubles in one of the Northern Ireland Office’s peace advertisements about ten years later.) And our crew get rescued by Dorian, who is a direct lift from Oscar Wilde, with an alien alter ego in the basement; when he turns out to be evil and is disposed of, his girlfriend Soolin joins the team. Fans are generally a bit down on this series, but I enjoyed most of the stories, including this one; it gets a bit over the top at the end (the monster is only just passable), but in particular I thought Geoffrey Burridge was great as Dorian himself; I am surprised that he was not better known.

Glynis Barber as new regular Soolin isn’t quite as intense as Cally, but doen’t annoy me as much as Tarrant. She has actually been here before, as a mutoid in the first series.

Dialogue triumphs:

Dayna: Don’t you ever get bored with being right?
Avon: Just with the rest of you being wrong.

Avon: ‘A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.’ Cally once said that was a saying among her people.
Dorian: Who’s Cally?
Avon: Cally was murdered. So were most of her people.

Dayna: Cheer up, Vila. You’ve got a lot of very bright associates too.
Vila: Oh yeah? Name six.

4.2 Power, written by Ben Steed, directed by Mary Ridge

Having said that I liked most of this series’ episodes, this was pretty dire – another battle of the sexes story by Ben Steed. You know, if the women and men of the planet Xenon have been at war with each other for years, where do all the little Xenonians come from? (Actually we don’t see any, so perhaps that’s the answer.) The other pot strand is a well-done locked-door problem with Vila and Avon, but the clunky sexism rather spoils it. Avon does one of his power snogs with Pella (Juliet Hammond-Hill).

We have two crossover with the Sixth Doctor story Timelash, where Dicken Ashworth, playing the leader of the menfolk here, is Sezon, and Paul Darrow of course is Tekker. Unfortunately I don’t think they are in any scenes together.

Dialogue triumphs:

Pella: You must be very clever.
Vila: That’s what I keep telling everyone. They even believed me in CF One.
Pella: CF One?
Vila: A sort of academy, when I was a boy. They chose me as technical advisor for the escape.
Pella: Escape? From an academy?
Vila Restal: Perhaps academy was the wrong word.

4.3 Traitor, written by Robert Holmes, directed by David Sullivan Proudfoot

One of the great Robert Holmes’ less great contributions to the series, this has the Scorpio crew observing politics on a planet where really the most interesting thing is that Servalan, for some unknown reason, has decided to rename herself Sleer. Once again the Federation has a vulnerable and underdefended communications terminal (you’d think they’d have learned by now).

Two Doctor Who crossovers. Christopher Neame, here Colonel Quute, was Skagra in the unshown Fourth Doctor story Shada.

And David Quilter, here playing a soldier known only as The Tracer, appears in New Who as the butler in the Tenth Doctor Agatha Christie story, The Unicorn and the Wasp.

Dialogue triumph:

Avon: These old freighters are fitted with short burn boosters to help get their payloads into orbit. Orac is figuring out a way to redesign them to give us extra inflight speed.
Soolin: I thought he was keeping unusually silent.
Avon: Probably sulking. One of the almost human things about Orac is that it does not like to work. [Silkily] Orac.
Orac: Yes, Avon.
Avon: Any progress with the booster problem?
Orac: There has been no reply yet.
Avon: What do you mean, no reply?
Orac: I passed the program to computers specializing in engineering design.
Avon: You mean you can’t handle it yourself?
Orac: The art of leadership is delegation.

4.4 Stardrive, written by James Follett, directed by David Sullivan Proudfoot

I vividly remember the opening sequence of this episode from the first showing in 1981 – I’ve always had a bit of a fascination with asteroids, and feel a bit defensively that they are given a bum rap here; asteroids are perfectly safe if you approach them correctly, just like any large animal. We now know of course, as we didn’t in 1981, that real asteroids tend to be less lumpy than this one. (It’s also a bit bizarre to think that you could zoom undetected into a star system hiding behind an asteroid, though Stephen Baxter also wrote a novella with that plot.)

The rest of the spisode is pretty silly, with the punk Space Rats driving their fast vehicles around, both on and off planet. (Follett had a thing about depraved youth.) One Doctor Who crossover, Barbara Shelley, who is Dr Plaxton here and would go on to play Sorasta in the Fifth Doctor story Planet of Fire.

Dialogue triumph (not a great selection here):

Dayna: Sometimes, Vila, you can be quite disgusting.
Vila: Not so, my lovely. I can be disgusting all the time. It’s easy.

4.5 Animals, written by Allan Prior, directed by Mary Ridge

This is Dayna’s best episode this season, which is not saying much; she encounters a former lover and gets brainwashed and then unbrainwashed by Servalan (whose means and motivation remain as obscure as ever). Dayna’s ex has been running experiments a la Dr Moreau, but exactly why is not clear. Josette Simon and Peter Byrne do display some impressive chemistry (which is actually a bit errrr given that the two actors are 32 years apart in age).

There is one brilliant scene with Kevin Stoney, previously a Senator, returning as a blind scientist who recognises Servalan but wisely decides not to say so. He of course was on Doctor Who many times.

Two other Doctor Who crossovers. Servalan’s captain-of-the-week is played by William Lindsay, previously Zargo, the vampire leader in the Fourth Doctor story State of Decay.

And Servalan’s intelligence-officer-on-a-screen is played by Max Henderson, who would soon after be Cardinal Zorac, wearing a fetching red helm, in the Fifth Doctor story Arc of Infinity.

Dialogue triumph:

Tarrant: Will he remember you?
Dayna (grinning): I should hope so.

4.6 Headhunter, written by Roger Parkes, directed by Mary Ridge

Cor, this is a different matter. I hate stories about cute anthropomorphic robots. But this is a story about a deceptive homicidal robot that appears to want to make love to Orac. And it’s a very well done murder mystery – it turns out that the scientist Muller has been killed and decapitated by his own creation, much to the dismay of his lover who the Scorpio crew have somehow got hold of. There’s great stuff between the crew as well. One of the memorable episodes from this season (I think I must have missed it in 1981). Muller’s lover Veena is played by Lynda Bellingham, who of course was the Prosecutor in the Sixth Doctor Trial of a Time Lord season.

(The android is played by Nick Joseph, who was an extra in several Doctor Who stories, but as we don’t see his face I won’t use a photo here.)

Dialogue triumphs:

Orac (possessed by the evil android): Join us, Soolin. We can fulfill your every desire.
Soolin (turning Orac off): You wouldn’t know where to start.

4.7 Assassin, written by Rod Beacham, directed by David Sullivan Proudfoot

This is a game of two halves. The first half, with Avon being sold as a slave, is very silly indeed. But the second half, with Caroline Holdaway as terrified ex-prisoner Piri whose true homicidal nature only gradually becomes apparent, is very well done indeed, and actually I think she is rather good. (Apologies for the spoiler, but this was first broadcast in 1981!)

A big Doctor Who crossover here: Richard Hurndall’s turn as Avon’s fellow slave Nebrox, according to lore, was directly responsible for his casting as William Hartnell’s replacement as the First Doctor in The Five Doctors.

Not quite as historic, Adam Blackwood here plays one of the auction bidders, Tok, with a lot of extra facial hair, and went on to be the clean-shaven Balazar, the reader of the Books of Knowledge in The Mysterious Planet, the first part of the Sixth Doctor’s Trial of a Time Lord.

I’m going to note a crossover with Here Come the Double Deckers! too – Betty Marsden, who plays the auctioneer Verlis, was Millie the lady camper in the utterly glorious episode Summer Camp.

Dialogue triumph (ish):

Soolin slaps Piri’s face.
Tarrant: You enjoyed that, didn’t you?
Soolin: There are two classic ways of dealing with an hysterical woman; you didn’t really expect me to kiss her, did you?

4.8 Games, written by Bill Lyons, directed by Vivienne Cozens

Another great sfnal plot – a mad scientist who is also a game designer and has a strange relationship with his computer. Vila gets some good stuff to do, and even Soolin is given a rare moment of sharpshooting, but of course it is Avon who spots the trap before it is too late.

Stratford Johns, a really well-known actor, is mad scientist Belkov here but was also Monarch, the leader of the alien Urbankans, in the Fifth Doctor story Four to Doomsday.

And David Neal, who is Gerren here, plays the ill-fated President in the last Fifth Doctor story, Caves of Androzani, but without a beard.

Dialogue triumph:

Guard: Four of our men have been killed with a knife like that.
Vila: You don’t think – I mean, I’m not the violent type, really I’m not.
Guard: Then why do you carry that?
Vila: I found it.
Guard: Where?
Vila: It was stuck in one of your men.

4.9 Sand, written by Tanith Lee, directed by Vivienne Cozens

Tanith Lee, eh? One of the great British SF writers, who left us a couple of years ago, and wrote two of the most ssfnally intersting episodes of Blake’s 7 – last season’s Sarcophagus, and this one now, featuring intelligent, vampiric sand which is able to possess computers such as Orac. Tarrant, most people’s least favourite member of the Seven, gets a decent episode and actually what looks like a romance with Servalan – whose emotional backstory is revealed here, not completely consistent with what we knew of her, but great drama none the less.

A whole festival of Who crossover here with four of the guest cast also having Whoniverse credits. Stephen Yardley, who is Reeve here, was in the classic Fourth Doctor story Genesis of the Daleks as Sevrin the Muto, and in the Sixth Doctor story Vengeance on Varos as Arak, the reality TV fan.

His sidekick Chasgo is played by Daniel Hill, also Chris Parsons in the unshown Fourth Doctor story Shada.

Peter Craze, who plays Servalan’s unnamed assistant, has not only already been on Blake’s 7 before as Prell in the first series episode Seek-Locate-Destroy, he was in three Doctor Who stories – far in the mists of time, he was the young revolutionary Dako in the First Doctor story The Space Museum; he was briefly the French solider Du Pont in the Second Doctor’s final story, The War Games; and security guard Costa in the Fourth Doctor story Nightmare of Eden.

And finally, Jonathan David, who plays the dead scientist Keller, went on to be Stratton in the Sixth Doctor story Attack of the Cybermen:

Dialogue trimphs:

Servalan: Oh, Tarrant. I’m just the girl next door.
Tarrant: If you were the girl next door, I’d move.
Servalan: Where would you move, Tarrant?
Tarrant: Next door?

Orac: I love you.
Vila: Orac!
Orac: My emotions are deeper than the seas of space. One times one is only possible in the ultra-dimensional.
Avon: Turn Orac off.
Orac: I love you.
Avon: Off!
Orac: We will be lovers for a little while, or maybe for a long while, who knows?
Soolin: I do. (Turns Orac off)

4.10 Gold, written by Colin Davis, directed by Brian Lighthill

I have to say that I felt this was the last unsatisfactory episode of Blake’s 7. (And I am consious that most fans seem to like it more than I did.) It’s a story of a heist, which seems to run up against just enough obstacles to create plot points; and at the end of it, Avon inexplicably lets Servalan win. It is lifted very much by Roy Kinnear as Avon’s untrustworthy ally, though I always see him as George’s friend Jerry in George and Mildred.

The only Doctor Who crossover here, noted for the record, is Norman Hartley, unseen as the voice of the pilot, but visible in two black-and-white Doctor Who stories, the First Doctor’s The Time Meddler as Viking warrior Ulf, and the Second Doctor’s The Invasion as Sergeant Peters. But I don’t think we see him here (unless I missed him in a crowd scene) and so I won’t inflict photos on you.

Dialogue disaster:

Tarrant: We’ve just risked our lives, for nothing.
Soolin: Not for nothing, Tarrant. We risked our lives… to make Servalan rich!
Avon: (laughs manically)

4.11 Orbit, written by Robert Holmes, directed by Brian Lighthill

This is one of Robert Holmes’ later scripts, and one of his best ones. Holmes’ trademark is to have two guest actors establishing the situation by the conversation between the two characters; here he excels with the two scientists Egrorian and Pinder, whose relationship with each other is clearly unhealthy and whose relationship with Servalan is even more creepy.

But what this episode is rightly remembered for is the five-minute sequence where Avon decides to kill Vila to achieve orbit by jettisoning his weight, and then changes his mind when he realises that there is a fragment of plotdevicium on the shuttle that he can get rid of instead. It’s one of the most intense pieces of British sf drama.

John Savident plays the sinister scientist Egrorian here; we’ve already had him as the presiding officer in the second series episode Trial. He is killed off in the first episode of the Fifth Doctor story The Visitation, where he was the (unnamed) Squire, with a lot more hair.

Dialogue triumph:

Avon: How much more weight must we lose before we can achieve escape velocity?
Orac: Seventy kilos, Avon.
Avon: Only seventy kilos… Vila, strip off the insulation material in the cargo hold. Vila! (hands him something)
Vila: But that’s plastic. It weighs nothing.
Avon: Get rid of it anyway.
Vila: A kilo and a half if we’re lucky.
Avon: Do it! We’ve got five minutes. (Vila leaves) Not enough! Not nearly enough! Dammit, what weighs seventy kilos?
Orac: Vila weighs seventy-three kilos, Avon.

4.12 Warlord, written by Simon Masters, directed by Viktors Ritelis

A weird one this – Avon forming a coalition of strange-looking warlords is strangely reminiscent of the Daleks’ Master Plan…

And the coalition then turns out to have nothing to do with the rest of the plot, which has warlord Zukan in alliance with Servalan (in her last appearance) both double-crossing the Scorpio crew and being himself double-crossed by his own daughter. It’s well done and keeps you watching to the grim end.

Well, I was wrong when I said that Vila and Kerril were the only characters to explicitly have sex in City at the Edge of the World last season, because Tarrant and Zeeona head away from the company at one point and come back looking smug.

Two Doctor Who crossovers here. Roy Boyd, playing main baddie Zukan, has a small part in the Fourth Doctor story The Hand of Fear as nuclear engineer Driscoll, with a lot more hair.

And Rick James, whose performance as Cotton in the Third Doctor story The Mutants is notoriously one of the weakest in the whole of Doctor Who, is a little better here as subsidiary warlond Chalsa with the impressive Jedward-style hair. He was quite a well-known figure in his native Antigua.

4.13 Blake, written by Chris Boucher, directed by Mary Ridge

Well, this is it. I remember 39 years ago today, stunned as the closing titles rolled, wondering what I had just watched. The BBC kills off Blake and the entire crew; it’s one of the bleakest ends to a series that I can think of. And it’s done in style; has Blake gone over to the dark side? We find out that he hasn’t; Avon doesn’t find out in time, and takes his vengeance for a destroyed idealism.

And then they all die.

Even knowing it was coming this time round, I was stunned by the drama of the climax. The biggest disappointment is that Servalan is not there at the end, as she had promised she would be; but who can trust her?

David Collings, here playing Blake’s main accomplice Deva, was in Doctor Who three times, in the Fourth Doctor stories Return of the Cybermen, heavily made up as the Vogan leader Vorus, and The Robots of Death, less heavily made up, as the homicidal Poul; and also heavily made up again as the title character of the Fifth Doctor story Mawdryn Undead.

Not a Who crossover, but it’s interesting to note that Deva’s assistant Klyn is played by Janet Lees-Milne, who was married to Paul Darrow; Avon kills her.

And we’ll leave Paul Darrow with the last word:

It’s been great fun watching Blake’s 7, some episodes again and some for the first time, almost forty years after they were first broadcast. Strongly recommended to any fan of 1970s/1980s TV science fiction. There is lots more to say, but maybe for another time; it’s getting late.

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Girl, Woman, Other, by Bernardine Evaristo

Second section of third chapter:

    she’s wearing a light grey pencil skirt and jacket, powder-blue blouse, grey neck-tie, black patent leather court shoes, and her pride
     as she passes through the formidable doors into the wood-panelled entrance
     wide staircases sweep up either side of the lobby ascending to the upper floors
     long corridors extend in two directions either side of her
     she’s way too early, wanders through the empty school, explores its light-filled classrooms, imagines its essence pouring into her soul, yes, her very soul
     she isn’t going to be a good teacher but a great one
     one who’ll be remembered by generations of working-class children as the person who made them feel capable of achieving anything in life
     a local girl made good, come back to generously pass on

A lot of people may have said “Who?” on hearing that Bernardine Evaristo had won the Man Booker Prize this year, jointly with Margaret Attwood’s sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale. I did not; some years ago I greatly enjoyed The Emperor’s Babe, a narrative poem about a Sudanese girl in third century London. Girl, Woman, Other is a slightly different kettle of fish, with a huge range of characters across contemporary London (with some flashbacks to earlier decades), almost all women, almost all black, all telling their stories from their own perspective, but often those stories intersect and overlap, and we see the same relationships from different angles. I was preparing myself to write here that it was a very engaging, challenging, fascinating read; and then a twist in the last chapter caught me completely by surprise (though it shouldn’t have) and left me sobbing on the train on the way home from work. This does not happen to me very often. A brilliant book. You can get it here.

This was the top book on my unread pile by a non-white author. Next on that list is The Widows of Malabar Hill, by Sujata Massey.

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May 2004 books

1 May 2004 was the day of the EU's big bang enlargement, with ten new countries joining to take the total membership from 15 to 25. There was a big celebration in the Cinquantenaire and we all went into Brussels for it (including visitors).

A few days later, I travelled to Zagreb for a meeting with Norwegian diplomats, and then later in the month did a grand Caucasus tour of Armenia, Georgia and Azerbaijan, meeting all three presidents and both prime ministers (Georgia did not have a PM at the time), and changing planes in Prague on the way there and back, thus adding three countries to my lifetime list and bringin my total to (I had been to Georgia before). Here President Aliyev tells us what he thought of our new report. (I'm at the far end of the table, on the left.)

We also did an op-ed on the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.

Non-fiction 1 (YTD 16)
Manifesto for a New World Order, by George Monbiot

Non-genre fiction 1 (YTD 4)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, by Mark Haddon

SF (non-Who) 11 (YTD 32)
Tales of the Dying Earth, by Jack Vance
Wild Seed, by Octavia E. Butler
Shadows over Baker Street, eds. Michael Reaves and John Pelan
Singularity Sky, by Charles Stross
Blind Lake, by Robert Charles Wilson
Light, by M. John Harrison
Irresistible Forces, ed. Catherine Asaro
The Confusion, by Neal Stephenson
Too Long a Sacrifice, by Mildred Downey Broxon
Sacrifice of Fools, by Ian McDonald

Humans, by Robert J. Sawyer

Doctor Who, etc 1 (YTD 1)
Decalog 5: Wonders, eds. Paul Leonard and Jim Mortimore

5,400 pages (YTD 20,400)
3/14 by women (YTD 15/55)
1/14 by PoC YTD 1/55)

(Links above are to my reviews; below, to Amazon.)

Top book of the month for me is Sacrifice of Fools by Ian McDonald, the best SF book ever set in Belfast. You can get it here. I noted at the time that I very much enjoyed Singularity Sky, by Charles Stross, which you can get here, but I can remember much less about it. I'm afraid I bounced off Light, by M.John Harrison, which a lot of people love; but the worst book of the month is Robert Sawyer's execrable Humans. You can get them here and here.


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Tuesday reading

Current
Wildthyme Beyond!, by Paul Magrs
Being Human: Bad Blood, by James Goss
Western Sahara: War, Nationalism and Conflict Irresolution, by Stephen Zunes

Last books finished
The Three Musketeers, by Alexandre Dumas
Hild, by Nicola Griffith
She Was Good-She Was Funny, by David Marusek
My Morning Glory and other flashes of absurd science fiction by David Marusek

Next books
Dragonworld, by Byron Preiss
Being Human: Chasers, by Mark Michalowski

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Children of Time, by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Second paragraph of third chapter:

Eliza mode! she managed to instruct, feeling queasy, bloated, constipated and overstimulated all at once as the machinery of the coffin laboured to bring her back to something resembling active life.

I thought this was a tremendous book. It combines loads of different SF themes – the starship whose population are mostly in hibernation, and whose society degenerates; a very non-human civilisation; a couple of AIs who find themselves adapting to a new situation (I hate anthropomorphic robots, but these AIs go in a very different direction). On top of that, the plot is intricate and well thought out; and although I did see the ending coming, I wasn’t at all sure I had guessed right until the last coupleof chapters. I will look out for the others in the series. You can get this one here.

This won the Arthur C. Clarke Award in 2016, the year after I was a judge. The other shortlisted novels were Arcadia, by Iain Pears; The Book of Phoenix, by Nnedi Okorafor; Europe at Midnight, by Dave HutchinsonThe Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers; and Way Down Dark, by J. P. Smythe. I’ve read two of those and loved them both, but I think if I had been a judge in 2016 as well, I’d probably have chosen Children of Time ahead of either. I am surprised to note that it got no other nominations.

Of the awards that I particularly track, the other winning novels of that year were The Fifth Season, by N. K. Jemisin (Hugo), Uprooted, by Naomi Novik (Nebula); The House of Shattered Wings, by Aliette de Bodard (BSFA) and Lizard Radio, by Pat Schmatz (Tiptree). I have not read the last of these, but preferred Children of Time to the other four.

This was my top unread book acquired in 2017. Next on that pile is The Last Days of New Paris, by China Miéville.

Arthur C. Clarke Award winners:
The Handmaid’s Tale | The Sea and Summer | Unquenchable Fire | The Child Garden | Take Back Plenty | Synners | Body of Glass | Vurt | Fools | Fairyland | The Calcutta Chromosome | The Sparrow | Dreaming in Smoke | Distraction | Perdido Street Station | Bold as Love | The Separation | Quicksilver | Iron Council | Air | Nova Swing | Black Man | Song of Time | The City & the City | Zoo City | The Testament of Jessie Lamb | Dark Eden | Ancillary Justice | Station Eleven | Children of Time | The Underground Railroad | Dreams Before the Start of Time | Rosewater | The Old Drift | The Animals in that Country | Deep Wheel Orcadia | Venomous Lumpsucker | In Ascension | Annie Bot

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2019 travels

Every year since 2005, I have posted a list of the cities where I have spent a night away from home in that calendar year. I am just back from a four-city seven-day trip, which I hope is the last of this year, so this should be the final list for 2019. Previous years: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018.

This year’s list is as follows (an asterisk marks places where I spent more than one non-consecutive night):

*London, UK
*Zagreb, Croatia
Banja Luka, Bosnia-Herzegovina
Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina
*Rome, Italy
Prishtina, Kosovo
The Hague, the Netherlands
*Washington DC, USA
Nashville TN, USA
*Dublin, Ireland
*Belfast, UK
Little Wymondley, UK
Utrecht, the Netherlands
Bratislava, Slovakia
Senningen, Luxembourg
*Kidderminster, UK
*Loughbrickland, UK
Dordrecht, the Netherlands
Štrbské Pleso, Slovakia
New York NY, USA
Belmont MA, USA
Opio, France
Oxford, UK

That's 23 cities in 11 countries, the same as last year, equal 6th highest of the 15 years I have been counting. Country total for the year is 14, counting also:

Vatican – visited while in Rome
Germany – changed planes
Austria – changed planes

The last couple of years, I've been able to supplement this list with some cool maps. Unfortunately Swarm/Foursquare seems to have discontinued their raw checkin feed, and I can't work out how to grapple with the API to get the information out of it. The chaps at https://www.4sqmap.com/ have done, but I find the grey boxes for checkin points a little sad. Anyway, here's my global map of locations for 2019, if not as jazzed up as I would have preferred.

This is where I've been in Europe:

Here are my travels on two trips to the United States, ranging from Maine to Tennessee:

This is my London, concentrated in the space between St Pancras and Westminster with occasional excursions:

And here's my Brussels, concentrated in the European Quarter and the railway stations, with ventures to the centre and the trendy south of the city.

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Survivants: Anomalies Quantiques, by Leo

Second frame of third page, vol. 1:


There was panic on board, chaos…I took my fate in my own hands.
I grabbed this shuttle and left – full speed, straight ahead.
Second frame of third page, vol. 2:

Tell me what's up, Pam.
This is a spinoff series from the main narrative of Leo's great graphic novel sequence, Les Mondes d'Aldebaran. A group of teenagers are the only survivors of a starship colonisation mission landing on a strange planet; they must grapple with the native fauna, including several different intelligent species of carying degrees of friendliness. As usual the art is gorgeous, and the characters distinctly depicted. I was particularly grabbed by the storyline, which takes an interesting enough if cliched situation and then applies some extra twists; I really wished I had bought all five volumes and not just the first two.

I read the French original which you can get here and here, but there is also an English translation available here and here.

This was my top unread comic in a language other than English. Next in that pile is the three-volume Auguria by Pieter Nuyten.

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Northern Ireland Westminster results 2019

First, it seems that I have a new fan (thanks to my old friend Bairbre for alerting me).

Here are the scores on the doors for the third election this year.

Full results:

DUP 8 seats (-2), 30.6% (-5.4%)
SF 7 seats (nc), 22.8% (-6.6%)
Alliance 1 seat (+1), 16.8% (+8.9%)
SDLP 2 seats (+2), 14.9% (+3.2%)
UUP 11.7% (+1.4%)

Comment: The best Westminster result ever for the Alliance Party, echoing the European Parliament result from May. Four seats changed hands: Alliance won North Down, vacated by Sylvia Hermon; Sinn Féin won North Belfast from the DUP; the SDLP won South Belfast from the DUP; and the SDLP also won Foyle from Sinn Féin. For the first time ever, Northern Ireland elected more Nationalists than Unionists. (Though Unionist parties still well ahead in vote share.)

Seats listed below by category (changes, DUP holds, SF holds) and by order of declaration in each category because I am too tired to be more creative. Apologies to candidates who got less than 10%, I will include your names when I update the website. Also giving indicative projection of Westminster result to Assembly election.

The four seats that changed hands

North Down

Stephen Farry (Alliance) 18358 – 45.2% (+35.9%)
Alex Easton (DUP) 15390 – 37.9% (-0.2%)
Alan Chambers (UUP) 4936 – 12.1%
Conservative 1959 – 4.8% (+2.4%)

Alliance had support from the Greens, and also clearly from many who had supported Independent MP Sylvia Hermon in previous elections. I think this is their highest ever vote share in a Westminster election.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would give Alliance the Greens’ seat (because they did not stand).

North Belfast

John Finucane (SF) 23,078 – 47.1% (+5.4%)
Nigel Dodds (DUP) 21,135 – 43.1% (-3.1%)
Alliance 4,824 – 9.8% (+4.4%)

Nigel Dodds had the fourth highest personal vote tally in Northern Ireland; but John Finucane had the third highest, in the only seat where SF’s vote share increased. The SDLP and UUP both stood down here; despite the squeeze, Alliance managed to increase vote share.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would probably give Alliance the SDLP seat (the SDLP did not stand).

South Belfast

Claire Hanna (SDLP) 27,079 – 57.2% (31.0%)
Emma Little-Pengelly (DUP) 11,678 – 25.0% (-5.8%)
Paula Bradshaw (Alliance) 6,786 – 14.3% (-4.0%)
UUP 1,259 – 2.7% (-0.8%)
Aontu 550 – 1.2%

Tremendous assemblage of anti-Brexit voters by the SDLP, who were supported by SF and the Greens but clearly drew on a very wide spectrum of voters – this is the only seat where the Alliance vote decreased.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would probably give the SDLP the seats held by the Greens and SF (who did not stand).

Foyle

Colum Eastwood (SDLP) 26,881 – 57.0% (+17.7%)
Elisha McCallion (SF) 9,771 – 20.7% (-19.0%)
Gary Middleton (DUP) 4,773 – 10.1% (-6.0%)
Aontu 2032 – 4.3%
PBP 1,332 – 2.8% (-0.2%)
Alliance 1,267 – 2.7% (+0.8%)
UUP 1,088 – 2.3%

Extraordinary to see SF vote almost halve compared to 2017. Local elections had indicated slippage here, but not this much. SDLP also clearly ate into Unionist vote.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give the SDLP a third Assembly seat, probably at the expense of SF (if DUP able to hang on).

Seats successfully defended by the DUP

Strangford

Jim Shannon (DUP) 17705 – 47.2% (-14.8%)
Kelly Armstrong (Alliance) 10634 – 28.4% (+13.7%)
Philip Smith (UUP) 4023 – 10.7% (-0.7%)
SDLP 1994 – 5.3% (-0.9%)
Con 1476 – 3.9% (+2.6%)
Gr 790 – 2.1% (+0.5%)
SF 555 – 1.5% (-0.9%)
UKIP 308 – 0.8% (-0.6%)

On the face of it, a straight shift of 5,000 votes from the DUP to Alliance (and 1000 to the Conservatives).

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give Alliance the UUP’s Assembly seat.

East Londonderry

Gregory Campbell (DUP) 15,765 – 40.1% (-8.0%)
Cara Hunter (SDLP) 6,158 – 16.0% (+4.9%)
Dermot Nicholl (SF) 6,128 – 15.6% (-10.9%)
Chris McCaw (Alliance) 5,921 – 15.1% (+8.9%)
UUP 3,599 – 9.2% (+2.0%)
Aontu 1,731 – 4.4%

A three-way jostling for second place, with SDLP, SF and Alliance within 240 votes of each other. Looks again like DUP votes going mostly to Alliance, with SF defectors splitting fairly evenly between SDLP and Aontu.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give Alliance the seat held by Claire Sugden (but she did not stand).

East Belfast

Gavin Robinson (DUP) 20,874 – 49.0% (-7.0%)
Naomi Long (Alliance) 19,055 – 44.9% (+8.9%)
UUP 2,516 – 5.9% (+2.6%)

Alliance benefited somewhat from other parties not standing, but also (again) from some direct vote switches from the DUP. I think this is Alliance’s second highest ever vote share in a Westminster election (the highest being Stephen Farry’s total in North Down).

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give the DUP the UUP’s seat.

East Antrim

Sammy Wilson (DUP) 16,871 – 45.3% (-12.1%)
Danny Donnelly (Alliance) 10,165 – 27.3% (+11.7%)
Steve Aiken (UUP) 5,475 – 15.0% (+3.0%)
SF 2,120 – 6.0% (-3.6%)
Cons 1,043 – 2.8% (nc)
SDLP 902 – 2.4% (-0.9%)
Green 685 – 1.8%

Looks like Alliance drawing votes directly from both DUP and SF here, more from DUP because there were more to draw from.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give Alliance one of the UUP’s Assembly seats.

South Antrim

Paul Girvan (DUP) 15,149 – 35.3% (-3.0%)
Danny Kinahan (UUP) 12,460 – 29.0% (-1.8%)
John Blair (Alliance) 8,190 – 19.1% (+12.0%)
Declan Kearney (SF) 4,887 – 11.4% (-6.7%)
SDLP 2,288 – 5.3% (-0.1%)

Again, Alliance making big gains, but unusually more from SF than from Unionists. One of only three seats where UUP have finished ahead of Alliance.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would probably give the UUP the SF seat, depending on SDLP and Alliance transfers.

Lagan Valley

Jeffrey Donaldson (DUP) 19,586 – 43.1% (-16.4%)
Sorcha Eastwood (Alliance) 13,087 – 28.8% (+17.7%)
Robbie Butler (UUP) 8,606 – 19.0% (+2.2%)
SDLP 1,758 – 3.9% (-3.7%)
SF 1,098 – 2.4% (-1.1%)
Cons 955 – 2.1% (+1.1%)
UKIP 315 – 0.7%

Again, large increase in Alliance vote that appears to have come mostly from DUP but also from the Nationalist parties.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would probably give Alliance a second seat at the expense of the SDLP.

Upper Bann

Carla Lockhart (DUP) 20,501 – 41.0% (-2.6%)
John O’Dowd (SF) 12,291 – 24.6% (-3.4%)
Eóin Tennyson (Alliance) 6,433 – 12.9% (+8.3%)
Doug Beattie (UUP) 6,197 – 12.4% (-3.0%)
SDLP 4,623 – 9.2% (+0.7%)

Carla Lockhart successfully defended the seat previously held by David Campbell. Again an Alliance increase which seems to have come from both sides.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would make the SDLP and probably also the UUP seats untenable, with likely winners SF or Alliance, and the DUP, respectively.

North Antrim

Ian Paisley (DUP) 20,860 – 47.4% (-11.5%)
Robin Swann (UUP) 8,139 – 18.5% (+11.3%)
Patricia O’Lynn (Alliance) 6,231 – 14.1% (+8.5%)
Cara McShane (SF) 5,632 – 12.8% (-3.5%)
SDLP 2,943 – 6.7% (+1.4%)
Ind 246 – 0.6%

The TUV, who got 7% in 2017, stood down here in favour of the DUP, but looking at those numbers it seems more likely that their votes favoured the UUP, with DUP votes also going to Alliance here as elsewhere. Another seat where the UUP did better than Alliance.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would certainly give Alliance the seat held by the TUV (but they did not stand).

Seats successfully defended by SF

West Tyrone

Órfhlaith Begley (SF) 16,544 – 40.2% (-10.6%)
Thomas Buchanan (DUP) 9,066 – 22.0% (-4.9%)
Daniel McCrossan (SDLP) 7,330 – 17.8% (+4.8%)
Alliance 3,979 – 9.7% (+7.4%)
UUP 2,774 – 6.7% (+1.6%)
Aontu 972 – 2.4%
Green 521 – 1.3% (+0.3%)

SF votes seem to have gone roughly half to SDLP and a quarter to each of Alliance and Aontu, with Alliance also picking up from the DUP.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would make the third SF seat untenable, with the DUP or possibly Alliance benefiting.

West Belfast

Paul Maskey (SF) 20,866 – 53.8% (-12.9%)
Gerry Carroll (PBP) 6,194 – 16.0% (+5.8%)
Frank McCoubrey (DUP) 5,220 – 13.5% (nc)
SDLP 2,985 – 7.7% (+0.7%)
Alliance 1,882 – 4.9% (+3.1%)
Aontu 1,635 – 4.2%

PBP and to a lesser extent Alliance picking up some votes from SF in what is still their strongest seat.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would make the fourth SF seat untenable, with the DUP the most likely beneficiary.

Mid Ulster

Francie Molloy (SF) 20,473 – 45.9% (-8.6%)
Keith Buchanan (DUP) 10,936 – 25.0% (-2.4%)
Denise Johnston (SDLP) 6,384 – 14.3% (+5.0%)
Alliance 3,526 – 7.9% (+5.6%)
UUP 2,611 – 5.9% (-0.6%)
Independent 690 – 1.5%

SF votes going slightly more to SDLP than Alliance, but Alliance also picking up from Unionists.

Projected to an Assembly election, uniquely among the 18 constituencies, these votes would probably recreate the status quo (3 SF, 1 DUP, 1 SDLP).

South Down

SF 16,137 – 32.4% (-8.0%)
SDLP 14,517 – 29.0% (-6.0%)
DUP 7,619 – 15.3% (-2.0%)
Alliance 6,916 – 13.9% (+10.3%)
UUP 3,307 – 6.6% (+2.7%)
Aontu 1,266 – 2.5%

Aontu eating a little into the Nationalist vote, but Alliance eating into it rather more, with the UUP picking up from the DUP.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would give Alliance a chance of picking up one of the SDLP seats.

Newry and Armagh

Mickey Brady (SF) 20,287 – 40.0% (-8.0%)
William Irwin (DUP) 11,000 – 21.7% (-2.9%)
Pete Byrne (SDLP) 9,449 – 18.6% (+1.7%)
Alliance 4,211 – 8.3% (+5.9%)
UUP 4,204 – 8.3% (nc)
Aontu 1,628 – 3.2%

SF votes going to Aontu, Alliance and the SDLP in that order, with Alliance also picking up from the DUP.

Projected to an Assembly election, these votes would make the third SF seat untenable, with Alliance or the UUP (or a very lucky second DUP candidate) benefiting.

Fermanagh and South Tyrone

Michelle Gildernew (SF) 21986 – 43.3% (-3.9%)
Tom Elliott (UUP) 21929 – 43.2% (-2.3%)
SDLP 3446 – 6.8% (+2.0%)
Alliance 2650 – 5.2% (+3.5%)
Ind 751 – 1.5%

A massive two-party squeeze normally means those in the middle losing votes, but here the opposite applied, with the SDLP gaining from SF and Alliance gaining from both SF and the UUP. In the end the squeeze was not quite enough for the UUP to regain the seat, their best shot of the day, and SF held it by a mere 57 votes.

Projected to an Assembly election, there is no DUP candidate so the UUP would win that seat; if the SDLP are lucky with Alliance transfers and SF balancing, they would gain one of SF’s three seats.

I will have to think about what this all means.

Picture taken late last night by Mark Devenport:

The next election due in Northern Ireland is an Assembly election scheduled for 2022; but I would not be at all surprised if it happened earlier.

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  • Thu, 23:22: RT @JGForsyth: The exit poll comes with a projection for every seat and what is striking is that it looks like the Tories have had a dire n…
  • Fri, 00:50: Blyth Valley was the 91st safest Labour seat, and the Conservatives’ #122 target.
  • Fri, 01:03: RT @RaoulRuparel: Early contender for worst take of night by Sammy Wilson. We should all take a moment to appreciate just how badly DUP hav…
  • Fri, 01:28: RT @gracepeacockni: The big question of the night is will the A4 printout stuck to @markdevenport‘s laptop hold out? #NITurnout #GeneralEle
  • Fri, 01:31: Small point: Antony High, independent local councillor, came third in Middlesbrough with 14%. #GE2019
  • Fri, 01:40: RT @SiobhanFenton: Former Ulster Unionist Party leader Mike Nesbitt in a BBC interview tonight- “The great irony of all of this is that fo…
  • Fri, 01:56: RT @britainelects: With ten seats declared, the average vote share changes are… Con: +2.1 Lab: -9.9 LDem: +3.0 Brex: +6.6 https://t.co/
  • Fri, 01:57: RT @journokj: Alliance Sources in #NorthDown are telling me they are quietly confident @StephenFarryMLA will take the seat – and it will be…
  • Fri, 02:02: Labour vote has fallen in every seat declared so far, b between 7% and 18.5%. Tory vote has rise in 9 seats out of… https://t.co/xBjMdQmv4U
  • Fri, 02:22: RT @JGForsyth: Scots Tories now far more downcast than they were. Think their vote has held solid but the SNP have surged. They are now jus…
  • Fri, 02:24: Tories gain Workington – their 62nd target, Labour’s 53rd most marginal seat. #GE19
  • Fri, 02:30: SNP take Rutherglen & Hamilton West from Labour. It was their #2 target and Labour’s most vulnerable seat in Scotland. #GE19
  • Fri, 02:31: Tories take Darlington, their 48th target and Labour’s 41st most vulnerable seat. #GE19
  • Fri, 02:33: UK-wide vote shifts so far: Lab -11.0% Brexit Party +5.3% Lib Dems +2.8% Cons +2.7% Green +1.3%
  • Fri, 02:46: Am really not complaining, but by this time in 2017 we had three results out of 18 – still waiting for the first on… https://t.co/0sFNUOTdqW
  • Fri, 02:48: First Conservative gain in Wales – Vale of Clwyd, which was their 38th target and Labour’s 36th most vulnerable seat. #GE19
  • Fri, 02:50: Conservatives win Peterborough, having come third in the recent by-election. Brexit Party down from 29% to 4%.
  • Fri, 02:56: First Northern Ireland result of the night. @StephenFarryMLA wins North Down Alliance 18358 – 45.2% (+35.9%) DUP… https://t.co/o7l4oVWT9K
  • Fri, 03:02: Second Northern Ireland result of the night: Strangford. DUP: 17705 – 47.2% (-24.8%) Alliance: 10634 – 28.4% (+13.… https://t.co/FJThhdOxjx
  • Fri, 03:06: CORRECTION: 2nd Northern Ireland result of the night: Strangford. DUP: 17705 – 47.2% (-14.8%) Alliance: 10634 – 28… https://t.co/NcNk8RsLyX
  • Fri, 08:52: Northern Ireland results as a whole: DUP 8 seats (-2), 30.6% (-5.4%) SF 7 seats (nc), 22.8% (-6.6%) Alliance 1 sea… https://t.co/BktTSiSIO3
  • Fri, 09:33: Going to bed now after 10.5 hours live broadcasting.
  • Fri, 09:43: RT @mynameisearl: Want to know how to respond today, however you voted? Take something to a food bank.

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Ivy Day in the Committee Room, by James Joyce

OLD JACK raked the cinders together with a piece of cardboard and spread them judiciously over the whitening dome of coals. When the dome was thinly covered his face lapsed into darkness but, as he set himself to fan the fire again, his crouching shadow ascended the opposite wall and his face slowly reemerged into light. It was an old man’s face, very bony and hairy. The moist blue eyes blinked at the fire and the moist mouth fell open at times, munching once or twice mechanically when it closed. When the cinders had caught he laid the piece of cardboard against the wall, sighed and said:

“That’s better now, Mr. O’Connor.”

Mr. O’Connor, a grey-haired young man, whose face was disfigured by many blotches and pimples, had just brought the tobacco for a cigarette into a shapely cylinder but when spoken to he undid his handiwork meditatively. Then he began to roll the tobacco again meditatively and after a moment’s thought decided to lick the paper.

“Did Mr. Tierney say when he’d be back?” he asked in a sky falsetto.

“He didn’t say.”

Mr. O’Connor put his cigarette into his mouth and began search his pockets. He took out a pack of thin pasteboard cards.

“I’ll get you a match,” said the old man.

“Never mind, this’ll do,” said Mr. O’Connor.

He selected one of the cards and read what was printed on it:

MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS

ROYAL EXCHANGE WARD

Mr. Richard J. Tierney, P.L.G., respectfully solicits the
favour of your vote and influence at the coming election
in the Royal Exchange Ward.

Mr. O’Connor had been engaged by Tierney’s agent to canvass one part of the ward but, as the weather was inclement and his boots let in the wet, he spent a great part of the day sitting by the fire in the Committee Room in Wicklow Street with Jack, the old caretaker. They had been sitting thus since e short day had grown dark. It was the sixth of October, dismal and cold out of doors.

Mr. O’Connor tore a strip off the card and, lighting it, lit his cigarette. As he did so the flame lit up a leaf of dark glossy ivy the lapel of his coat. The old man watched him attentively and then, taking up the piece of cardboard again, began to fan the fire slowly while his companion smoked.

“Ah, yes,” he said, continuing, “it’s hard to know what way to bring up children. Now who’d think he’d turn out like that! I sent him to the Christian Brothers and I done what I could him, and there he goes boosing about. I tried to make him someway decent.”

He replaced the cardboard wearily.

“Only I’m an old man now I’d change his tune for him. I’d take the stick to his back and beat him while I could stand over him — as I done many a time before. The mother, you know, she cocks him up with this and that. . . . ”

“That’s what ruins children,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“To be sure it is,” said the old man. “And little thanks you get for it, only impudence. He takes th’upper hand of me whenever he sees I’ve a sup taken. What’s the world coming to when sons speaks that way to their fathers?”

“What age is he?” said Mr. O’Connor.

“Nineteen,” said the old man.

“Why don’t you put him to something?”

“Sure, amn’t I never done at the drunken bowsy ever since he left school? ‘I won’t keep you,’ I says. ‘You must get a job for yourself.’ But, sure, it’s worse whenever he gets a job; he drinks it all.”

Mr. O’Connor shook his head in sympathy, and the old man fell silent, gazing into the fire. Someone opened the door of the room and called out:

“Hello! Is this a Freemason’s meeting?”

“Who’s that?” said the old man.

“What are you doing in the dark?” asked a voice.

“Is that you, Hynes?” asked Mr. O’Connor.

“Yes. What are you doing in the dark?” said Mr. Hynes. advancing into the light of the fire.

He was a tall, slender young man with a light brown moustache. Imminent little drops of rain hung at the brim of his hat and the collar of his jacket-coat was turned up.

“Well, Mat,” he said to Mr. O’Connor, “how goes it?”

Mr. O’Connor shook his head. The old man left the hearth and after stumbling about the room returned with two candlesticks which he thrust one after the other into the fire and carried to the table. A denuded room came into view and the fire lost all its cheerful colour. The walls of the room were bare except for a copy of an election address. In the middle of the room was a small table on which papers were heaped.

Mr. Hynes leaned against the mantelpiece and asked:

“Has he paid you yet?”

“Not yet,” said Mr. O’Connor. “I hope to God he’ll not leave us in the lurch tonight.”

Mr. Hynes laughed.

“O, he’ll pay you. Never fear,” he said.

“I hope he’ll look smart about it if he means business,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“What do you think, Jack?” said Mr. Hynes satirically to the old man.

The old man returned to his seat by the fire, saying:

“It isn’t but he has it, anyway. Not like the other tinker.”

“What other tinker?” said Mr. Hynes.

“Colgan,” said the old man scornfully.

“It is because Colgan’s a working — man you say that? What’s the difference between a good honest bricklayer and a publican — eh? Hasn’t the working-man as good a right to be in the Corporation as anyone else — ay, and a better right than those shoneens that are always hat in hand before any fellow with a handle to his name? Isn’t that so, Mat?” said Mr. Hynes, addressing Mr. O’Connor.

“I think you’re right,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“One man is a plain honest man with no hunker-sliding about him. He goes in to represent the labour classes. This fellow you’re working for only wants to get some job or other.”

“0f course, the working-classes should be represented,” said the old man.

“The working-man,” said Mr. Hynes, “gets all kicks and no halfpence. But it’s labour produces everything. The workingman is not looking for fat jobs for his sons and nephews and cousins. The working-man is not going to drag the honour of Dublin in the mud to please a German monarch.”

“How’s that?” said the old man.

“Don’t you know they want to present an address of welcome to Edward Rex if he comes here next year? What do we want kowtowing to a foreign king?”

“Our man won’t vote for the address,” said Mr. O’Connor. “He goes in on the Nationalist ticket.”

“Won’t he?” said Mr. Hynes. “Wait till you see whether he will or not. I know him. Is it Tricky Dicky Tierney?”

“By God! perhaps you’re right, Joe,” said Mr. O’Connor. “Anyway, I wish he’d turn up with the spondulics.”

The three men fell silent. The old man began to rake more cinders together. Mr. Hynes took off his hat, shook it and then turned down the collar of his coat, displaying, as he did so, an ivy leaf in the lapel.

“If this man was alive,” he said, pointing to the leaf, “we’d have no talk of an address of welcome.”

“That’s true,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“Musha, God be with them times!” said the old man. “There was some life in it then.”

The room was silent again. Then a bustling little man with a snuffling nose and very cold ears pushed in the door. He walked over quickly to the fire, rubbing his hands as if he intended to produce a spark from them.

“No money, boys,” he said.

“Sit down here, Mr. Henchy,” said the old man, offering him his chair.

“O, don’t stir, Jack, don’t stir,” said Mr. Henchy

He nodded curtly to Mr. Hynes and sat down on the chair which the old man vacated.

“Did you serve Aungier Street?” he asked Mr. O’Connor.

“Yes,” said Mr. O’Connor, beginning to search his pockets for memoranda.

“Did you call on Grimes?”

“I did.”

“Well? How does he stand?”

“He wouldn’t promise. He said: ‘I won’t tell anyone what way I’m going to vote.’ But I think he’ll be all right.”

“Why so?”

“He asked me who the nominators were; and I told him. I mentioned Father Burke’s name. I think it’ll be all right.”

Mr. Henchy began to snuffle and to rub his hands over the fire at a terrific speed. Then he said:

“For the love of God, Jack, bring us a bit of coal. There must be some left.”

The old man went out of the room.

“It’s no go,” said Mr. Henchy, shaking his head. “I asked the little shoeboy, but he said: ‘Oh, now, Mr. Henchy, when I see work going on properly I won’t forget you, you may be sure.’ Mean little tinker! ‘Usha, how could he be anything else?”

“What did I tell you, Mat?” said Mr. Hynes. “Tricky Dicky Tierney.”

“0, he’s as tricky as they make ’em,” said Mr. Henchy. “He hasn’t got those little pigs’ eyes for nothing. Blast his soul! Couldn’t he pay up like a man instead of: ‘O, now, Mr. Henchy, I must speak to Mr. Fanning. . . . I’ve spent a lot of money’? Mean little schoolboy of hell! I suppose he forgets the time his little old father kept the hand-me-down shop in Mary’s Lane.”

“But is that a fact?” asked Mr. O’Connor.

“God, yes,” said Mr. Henchy. “Did you never hear that? And the men used to go in on Sunday morning before the houses were open to buy a waistcoat or a trousers — moya! But Tricky Dicky’s little old father always had a tricky little black bottle up in a corner. Do you mind now? That’s that. That’s where he first saw the light.”

The old man returned with a few lumps of coal which he placed here and there on the fire.

“Thats a nice how-do-you-do,” said Mr. O’Connor. “How does he expect us to work for him if he won’t stump up?”

“I can’t help it,” said Mr. Henchy. “I expect to find the bailiffs in the hall when I go home.”

Mr. Hynes laughed and, shoving himself away from the mantelpiece with the aid of his shoulders, made ready to leave.

“It’ll be all right when King Eddie comes,” he said. “Well boys, I’m off for the present. See you later. ‘Bye, ‘bye.”

He went out of the room slowly. Neither Mr. Henchy nor the old man said anything, but, just as the door was closing, Mr. O’Connor, who had been staring moodily into the fire, called out suddenly:

“‘Bye, Joe.”

Mr. Henchy waited a few moments and then nodded in the direction of the door.

“Tell me,” he said across the fire, “what brings our friend in here? What does he want?”

“‘Usha, poor Joe!” said Mr. O’Connor, throwing the end of his cigarette into the fire, “he’s hard up, like the rest of us.”

Mr. Henchy snuffled vigorously and spat so copiously that he nearly put out the fire, which uttered a hissing protest.

“To tell you my private and candid opinion,” he said, “I think he’s a man from the other camp. He’s a spy of Colgan’s, if you ask me. Just go round and try and find out how they’re getting on. They won’t suspect you. Do you twig?”

“Ah, poor Joe is a decent skin,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“His father was a decent, respectable man,” Mr. Henchy admitted. “Poor old Larry Hynes! Many a good turn he did in his day! But I’m greatly afraid our friend is not nineteen carat. Damn it, I can understand a fellow being hard up, but what I can’t understand is a fellow sponging. Couldn’t he have some spark of manhood about him?”

“He doesn’t get a warm welcome from me when he comes,” said the old man. “Let him work for his own side and not come spying around here.”

“I don’t know,” said Mr. O’Connor dubiously, as he took out cigarette-papers and tobacco. “I think Joe Hynes is a straight man. He’s a clever chap, too, with the pen. Do you remember that thing he wrote . . .?”

“Some of these hillsiders and fenians are a bit too clever if ask me,” said Mr. Henchy. “Do you know what my private and candid opinion is about some of those little jokers? I believe half of them are in the pay of the Castle.”

“There’s no knowing,” said the old man.

“O, but I know it for a fact,” said Mr. Henchy. “They’re Castle hacks. . . . I don’t say Hynes. . . . No, damn it, I think he’s a stroke above that. . . . But there’s a certain little nobleman with a cock-eye — you know the patriot I’m alluding to?”

Mr. O’Connor nodded.

“There’s a lineal descendant of Major Sirr for you if you like! O, the heart’s blood of a patriot! That’s a fellow now that’d sell his country for fourpence — ay — and go down on his bended knees and thank the Almighty Christ he had a country to sell.”

There was a knock at the door.

“Come in!” said Mr. Henchy.

A person resembling a poor clergyman or a poor actor appeared in the doorway. His black clothes were tightly buttoned on his short body and it was impossible to say whether he wore a clergyman’s collar or a layman’s, because the collar of his shabby frock-coat, the uncovered buttons of which reflected the candlelight, was turned up about his neck. He wore a round hat of hard black felt. His face, shining with raindrops, had the appearance of damp yellow cheese save where two rosy spots indicated the cheekbones. He opened his very long mouth suddenly to express disappointment and at the same time opened wide his very bright blue eyes to express pleasure and surprise.

“O Father Keon!” said Mr. Henchy, jumping up from his chair. “Is that you? Come in!”

“O, no, no, no!” said Father Keon quickly, pursing his lips as if he were addressing a child.

“Won’t you come in and sit down?”

“No, no, no!” said Father Keon, speaking in a discreet, indulgent, velvety voice. “Don’t let me disturb you now! I’m just looking for Mr. Fanning. . . . ”

“He’s round at the Black Eagle,” said Mr. Henchy. “But won’t you come in and sit down a minute?”

“No, no, thank you. It was just a little business matter,” said Father Keon. “Thank you, indeed.”

He retreated from the doorway and Mr. Henchy, seizing one of the candlesticks, went to the door to light him downstairs.

“O, don’t trouble, I beg!”

“No, but the stairs is so dark.”

“No, no, I can see. . . . Thank you, indeed.”

“Are you right now?”

“All right, thanks. . . . Thanks.”

Mr. Henchy returned with the candlestick and put it on the table. He sat down again at the fire. There was silence for a few moments.

“Tell me, John,” said Mr. O’Connor, lighting his cigarette with another pasteboard card.

“Hm? ”

“What he is exactly?”

“Ask me an easier one,” said Mr. Henchy.

“Fanning and himself seem to me very thick. They’re often in Kavanagh’s together. Is he a priest at all?”

“Mmmyes, I believe so. . . . I think he’s what you call black sheep. We haven’t many of them, thank God! but we have a few. . . . He’s an unfortunate man of some kind. . . . ”

“And how does he knock it out?” asked Mr. O’Connor.

“That’s another mystery.”

“Is he attached to any chapel or church or institution or —-”

“No,” said Mr. Henchy, “I think he’s travelling on his own account. . . . God forgive me,” he added, “I thought he was the dozen of stout.”

“Is there any chance of a drink itself?” asked Mr. O’Connor.

“I’m dry too,” said the old man.

“I asked that little shoeboy three times,” said Mr. Henchy, “would he send up a dozen of stout. I asked him again now, but he was leaning on the counter in his shirt-sleeves having a deep goster with Alderman Cowley.”

“Why didn’t you remind him?” said Mr. O’Connor.

“Well, I couldn’t go over while he was talking to Alderman Cowley. I just waited till I caught his eye, and said: ‘About that little matter I was speaking to you about. . . . ’ ‘That’ll be all right, Mr. H.,’ he said. Yerra, sure the little hop-o’-my-thumb has forgotten all about it.”

“There’s some deal on in that quarter,” said Mr. O’Connor thoughtfully. “I saw the three of them hard at it yesterday at Suffolk Street corner.”

“I think I know the little game they’re at,” said Mr. Henchy. “You must owe the City Fathers money nowadays if you want to be made Lord Mayor. Then they’ll make you Lord Mayor. By God! I’m thinking seriously of becoming a City Father myself. What do you think? Would I do for the job?”

Mr. O’Connor laughed.

“So far as owing money goes. . . . ”

“Driving out of the Mansion House,” said Mr. Henchy, “in all my vermin, with Jack here standing up behind me in a powdered wig — eh?”

“And make me your private secretary, John.”

“Yes. And I’ll make Father Keon my private chaplain. We’ll have a family party.”

“Faith, Mr. Henchy,” said the old man, “you’d keep up better style than some of them. I was talking one day to old Keegan, the porter. ‘And how do you like your new master, Pat?’ says I to him. ‘You haven’t much entertaining now,’ says I. ‘Entertaining!’ says he. ‘He’d live on the smell of an oil-rag.’ And do you know what he told me? Now, I declare to God I didn’t believe him.”

“What?” said Mr. Henchy and Mr. O’Connor.

“He told me: ‘What do you think of a Lord Mayor of Dublin sending out for a pound of chops for his dinner? How’s that for high living?’ says he. ‘Wisha! wisha,’ says I. ‘A pound of chops,’ says he, ‘coming into the Mansion House.’ ‘Wisha!’ says I, ‘what kind of people is going at all now?”

At this point there was a knock at the door, and a boy put in his head.

“What is it?” said the old man.

“From the Black Eagle,” said the boy, walking in sideways and depositing a basket on the floor with a noise of shaken bottles.

The old man helped the boy to transfer the bottles from the basket to the table and counted the full tally. After the transfer the boy put his basket on his arm and asked:

“Any bottles?”

“What bottles?” said the old man.

“Won’t you let us drink them first?” said Mr. Henchy.

“I was told to ask for the bottles.”

“Come back tomorrow,” said the old man.

“Here, boy!” said Mr. Henchy, “will you run over to O’Farrell’s and ask him to lend us a corkscrew — for Mr. Henchy, say. Tell him we won’t keep it a minute. Leave the basket there.”

The boy went out and Mr. Henchy began to rub his hands cheerfully, saying:

“Ah, well, he’s not so bad after all. He’s as good as his word, anyhow.”

“There’s no tumblers,” said the old man.

“O, don’t let that trouble you, Jack,” said Mr. Henchy. “Many’s the good man before now drank out of the bottle.”

“Anyway, it’s better than nothing,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“He’s not a bad sort,” said Mr. Henchy, “only Fanning has such a loan of him. He means well, you know, in his own tinpot way.”

The boy came back with the corkscrew. The old man opened three bottles and was handing back the corkscrew when Mr. Henchy said to the boy:

“Would you like a drink, boy?”

“If you please, sir,” said the boy.

The old man opened another bottle grudgingly, and handed it to the boy.

“What age are you?” he asked.

“Seventeen,” said the boy.

As the old man said nothing further, the boy took the bottle. said: “Here’s my best respects, sir, to Mr. Henchy,” drank the contents, put the bottle back on the table and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Then he took up the corkscrew and went out of the door sideways, muttering some form of salutation.

“That’s the way it begins,” said the old man.

“The thin edge of the wedge,” said Mr. Henchy.

The old man distributed the three bottles which he had opened and the men drank from them simultaneously. After having drank each placed his bottle on the mantelpiece within hand’s reach and drew in a long breath of satisfaction.

“Well, I did a good day’s work today,” said Mr. Henchy, after a pause.

“That so, John?”

“Yes. I got him one or two sure things in Dawson Street, Crofton and myself. Between ourselves, you know, Crofton (he’s a decent chap, of course), but he’s not worth a damn as a canvasser. He hasn’t a word to throw to a dog. He stands and looks at the people while I do the talking.”

Here two men entered the room. One of them was a very fat man whose blue serge clothes seemed to be in danger of falling from his sloping figure. He had a big face which resembled a young ox’s face in expression, staring blue eyes and a grizzled moustache. The other man, who was much younger and frailer, had a thin, clean-shaven face. He wore a very high double collar and a wide-brimmed bowler hat.

“Hello, Crofton!” said Mr. Henchy to the fat man. “Talk of the devil . . . ”

“Where did the boose come from?” asked the young man. “Did the cow calve?”

“O, of course, Lyons spots the drink first thing!” said Mr. O’Connor, laughing.

“Is that the way you chaps canvass,” said Mr. Lyons, “and Crofton and I out in the cold and rain looking for votes?”

“Why, blast your soul,” said Mr. Henchy, “I’d get more votes in five minutes than you two’d get in a week.”

“Open two bottles of stout, Jack,” said Mr. O’Connor.

“How can I?” said the old man, “when there’s no corkscrew? ”

“Wait now, wait now!” said Mr. Henchy, getting up quickly. “Did you ever see this little trick?”

He took two bottles from the table and, carrying them to the fire, put them on the hob. Then he sat dow-n again by the fire and took another drink from his bottle. Mr. Lyons sat on the edge of the table, pushed his hat towards the nape of his neck and began to swing his legs.

“Which is my bottle?” he asked.

“This, lad,” said Mr. Henchy.

Mr. Crofton sat down on a box and looked fixedly at the other bottle on the hob. He was silent for two reasons. The first reason, sufficient in itself, was that he had nothing to say; the second reason was that he considered his companions beneath him. He had been a canvasser for Wilkins, the Conservative, but when the Conservatives had withdrawn their man and, choosing the lesser of two evils, given their support to the Nationalist candidate, he had been engaged to work for Mr. Tiemey.

In a few minutes an apologetic “Pok!” was heard as the cork flew out of Mr. Lyons’ bottle. Mr. Lyons jumped off the table, went to the fire, took his bottle and carried it back to the table.

“I was just telling them, Crofton,” said Mr. Henchy, that we got a good few votes today.”

“Who did you get?” asked Mr. Lyons.

“Well, I got Parkes for one, and I got Atkinson for two, and got Ward of Dawson Street. Fine old chap he is, too — regular old toff, old Conservative! ‘But isn’t your candidate a Nationalist?’ said he. ‘He’s a respectable man,’ said I. ‘He’s in favour of whatever will benefit this country. He’s a big ratepayer,’ I said. ‘He has extensive house property in the city and three places of business and isn’t it to his own advantage to keep down the rates? He’s a prominent and respected citizen,’ said I, ‘and a Poor Law Guardian, and he doesn’t belong to any party, good, bad, or indifferent.’ That’s the way to talk to ’em.”

“And what about the address to the King?” said Mr. Lyons, after drinking and smacking his lips.

“Listen to me,” said Mr. Henchy. “What we want in thus country, as I said to old Ward, is capital. The King’s coming here will mean an influx of money into this country. The citizens of Dublin will benefit by it. Look at all the factories down by the quays there, idle! Look at all the money there is in the country if we only worked the old industries, the mills, the ship-building yards and factories. It’s capital we want.”

“But look here, John,” said Mr. O’Connor. “Why should we welcome the King of England? Didn’t Parnell himself . . . ”

“Parnell,” said Mr. Henchy, “is dead. Now, here’s the way I look at it. Here’s this chap come to the throne after his old mother keeping him out of it till the man was grey. He’s a man of the world, and he means well by us. He’s a jolly fine decent fellow, if you ask me, and no damn nonsense about him. He just says to himself: ‘The old one never went to see these wild Irish. By Christ, I’ll go myself and see what they’re like.’ And are we going to insult the man when he comes over here on a friendly visit? Eh? Isn’t that right, Crofton?”

Mr. Crofton nodded his head.

“But after all now,” said Mr. Lyons argumentatively, “King Edward’s life, you know, is not the very . . . ”

“Let bygones be bygones,” said Mr. Henchy. “I admire the man personally. He’s just an ordinary knockabout like you and me. He’s fond of his glass of grog and he’s a bit of a rake, perhaps, and he’s a good sportsman. Damn it, can’t we Irish play fair?”

“That’s all very fine,” said Mr. Lyons. “But look at the case of Parnell now.”

“In the name of God,” said Mr. Henchy, “where’s the analogy between the two cases?”

“What I mean,” said Mr. Lyons, “is we have our ideals. Why, now, would we welcome a man like that? Do you think now after what he did Parnell was a fit man to lead us? And why, then, would we do it for Edward the Seventh?”

“This is Parnell’s anniversary,” said Mr. O’Connor, “and don’t let us stir up any bad blood. We all respect him now that he’s dead and gone — even the Conservatives,” he added, turning to Mr. Crofton.

Pok! The tardy cork flew out of Mr. Crofton’s bottle. Mr. Crofton got up from his box and went to the fire. As he returned with his capture he said in a deep voice:

“Our side of the house respects him, because he was a gentleman.”

“Right you are, Crofton!” said Mr. Henchy fiercely. “He was the only man that could keep that bag of cats in order. ‘Down, ye dogs! Lie down, ye curs!’ That’s the way he treated them. Come in, Joe! Come in!” he called out, catching sight of Mr. Hynes in the doorway.

Mr. Hynes came in slowly.

“Open another bottle of stout, Jack,” said Mr. Henchy. “O, I forgot there’s no corkscrew! Here, show me one here and I’ll put it at the fire.”

The old man handed him another bottle and he placed it on the hob.

“Sit down, Joe,” said Mr. O’Connor, “we’re just talking about the Chief.”

“Ay, ay!” said Mr. Henchy.

Mr. Hynes sat on the side of the table near Mr. Lyons but said nothing.

“There’s one of them, anyhow,” said Mr. Henchy, “that didn’t renege him. By God, I’ll say for you, Joe! No, by God, you stuck to him like a man!”

“0, Joe,” said Mr. O’Connor suddenly. “Give us that thing you wrote — do you remember? Have you got it on you?”

“0, ay!” said Mr. Henchy. “Give us that. Did you ever hear that. Crofton? Listen to this now: splendid thing.”

“Go on,” said Mr. O’Connor. “Fire away, Joe.”

Mr. Hynes did not seem to remember at once the piece to which they were alluding, but, after reflecting a while, he said:

“O, that thing is it. . . . Sure, that’s old now.”

“Out with it, man!” said Mr. O’Connor.

“‘Sh, ‘sh,” said Mr. Henchy. “Now, Joe!”

Mr. Hynes hesitated a little longer. Then amid the silence he took off his hat, laid it on the table and stood up. He seemed to be rehearsing the piece in his mind. After a rather long pause he announced:

THE DEATH OF PARNELL
6th October, 1891

He cleared his throat once or twice and then began to recite:

He is dead. Our Uncrowned King is dead.
O, Erin, mourn with grief and woe
For he lies dead whom the fell gang
Of modern hypocrites laid low.
He lies slain by the coward hounds
He raised to glory from the mire;
And Erin’s hopes and Erin’s dreams
Perish upon her monarch’s pyre.
In palace, cabin or in cot
The Irish heart where’er it be
Is bowed with woe — for he is gone
Who would have wrought her destiny.
He would have had his Erin famed,
The green flag gloriously unfurled,
Her statesmen, bards and warriors raised
Before the nations of the World.
He dreamed (alas, ’twas but a dream!)
Of Liberty: but as he strove
To clutch that idol, treachery
Sundered him from the thing he loved.
Shame on the coward, caitiff hands
That smote their Lord or with a kiss
Betrayed him to the rabble-rout
Of fawning priests — no friends of his.
May everlasting shame consume
The memory of those who tried
To befoul and smear the exalted name
Of one who spurned them in his pride.
He fell as fall the mighty ones,
Nobly undaunted to the last,
And death has now united him
With Erin’s heroes of the past.
No sound of strife disturb his sleep!
Calmly he rests: no human pain
Or high ambition spurs him now
The peaks of glory to attain.
They had their way: they laid him low.
But Erin, list, his spirit may
Rise, like the Phoenix from the flames,
When breaks the dawning of the day,
The day that brings us Freedom’s reign.
And on that day may Erin well
Pledge in the cup she lifts to Joy
One grief — the memory of Parnell.

Mr. Hynes sat down again on the table. When he had finished his recitation there was a silence and then a burst of clapping: even Mr. Lyons clapped. The applause continued for a little time. When it had ceased all the auditors drank from their bottles in silence.

Pok! The cork flew out of Mr. Hynes’ bottle, but Mr. Hynes remained sitting flushed and bare-headed on the table. He did not seem to have heard the invitation.

“Good man, Joe!” said Mr. O’Connor, taking out his cigarette papers and pouch the better to hide his emotion.

“What do you think of that, Crofton?” cried Mr. Henchy. “Isn’t that fine? What?”

Crofton said that it was a very fine piece of writing.

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April 2004 books

This was the month I turned 37. I went to Strasbourg for work, and also to the Hague with Anne, F, U and Anne's sister H (who babysat the kids during the ceremony) for the wedding of my friend Mabel to Prince Friso of the Netherlands. Their marriage was tragically brief, as it turned out.

Romance was clearly in the air that month. A couple of days after the royal wedding, I had a birthday dinner in Brussels; a colleague visiting from out of town discovered that he really liked one of our Brussels team, and things developed from there. They stayed together for several years, though are no longer an item. Still, their little girl owes her existence to my 37th birthday celebrations.

Meanwhile at work, my Croatian intern S also left (as mentioned before, she is now with an international organisation back in Croatia), and was replaced by A, half Slovene, half Geordie. We published a report reacting to the previous month's Kosovo violence. At this passage of time, I can also reveal that I wrote most of an op-ed on Cyprus published in the New York Times under the names of my boss and the chair of the board. The referendum, of course, went the wrong way. I had no idea that I would get more involved in that issue in the years to come.

The books I read in April 2004 were:

Non-fiction 5 (YTD 15)
What If? 2: Eminent Historians Imagine What Might Have Been, ed. Robert Cowley (presented as non-fiction)
The Salmon of Doubt: Hitch-hiking the Galaxy One Last Time, by Douglas Adams (edited by Peter Guzzardi) (includes some fiction, but the core is non-fiction)
Green Shadows, White Whale, by Ray Bradbury (also includes some fiction, but the core is non-fiction)
Essays and Lays of Ancient Rome, by Thomas Babington Macaulay
How Bosnia Armed, by Marko Attila Hoare

1,300 pages (YTD 15,000)
0/5 by women (YTD 12/40); still none by PoC

Links above to my reviews, links below to Amazon.

It was a busy month, as noted up top, with less time for reading than usual. To be honest, I hesitate to recommend any of them very strongly, but the Douglas Adams book is at least by Douglas Adams, and the Bosnia book is good for specialists. The Ray Bradbury was disappointing.


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Current
The Three Musketeers, by Alexandre Dumas
Hild, by Nicola Griffith
Wildthyme Beyond!, by Paul Magrs

Last books finished
Revelation of the Daleks, by Jon Preddle
Girl, Woman, Other, by Bernardine Evaristo

Next books
Western Sahara: War, Nationalism and Conflict Irresolution, by Stephen Zunes
She Was Good-She Was Funny, by David Marusek

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