Demon Quest, Parts 2 and 3

More Paul Magrs: I managed to listen to the second and third parts of his latest series of audios staring Tom Baker as the Fourth Doctor before setting off for Moldova last weekend and forgetting my MP3 player, and now that the January Big Finish releases are out I shall listen to them before I finish the Demon Quest sequence.

I rather liked The Demon of Paris, set in 1894 in the world of Toulouse-Lautrec, with Baker’s Doctor and Susan Jameson’s excellent Mrs Wibbsey investigating both why the Doctor’s face appears on the famous Aristide Bruant poster (which of course partially inspired the BBC to give Baker his Doctor’s costume in the first place) and also a series of unsolved disappearances. It’s pretty obvious how things are likely to unfold but a fun ride.

I was less impressed by A Shard of Ice the third of the series set in a German snowstorm in 1847. The fundamentals are basically there, with the Doctor meeting a writer before he has become famous and avoiding the paradox of revealing his future while also telling him his own past adventures and defeating the ‘ideous monster. But I’m not a fan of Richard Franklin’s Mike Yates, who is the companion in this pay, and I also felt the story lost contextual weight by using a fictional writer as its central character, where the first two in the series had the Emperor Claudius and Toulouse-Lautrec and his circle.

Still, I’ll listen to the other two, just not right away.

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January Books 15) The Scarlet Empress, by Paul Magrs

This is the first of Magrs’ Doctor Who novels, and also the first to feature the peculiar Iris Wildthyme, who claims to be a the Doctor’s girlfriend from the old days in Gallifrey, driving around in a Tardis in the shape of a double-decker London bus. I find Magrs a bit variable but this was a good start to his Who career, a quest narrative set on the peculiar magical planet of Hyspero, with everyone looking for their own particular goals, including a couple of additional companions picked up on the way. The Doctor/Sam relationship is back on form, and the Doctor’s dynamic with Iris – combined irritation and affection – works rather well. Having said which, as with all quest narratives, it’s a bit episodic and the end doesn’t quite flow from the middle. But after a couple of less impressive Eighth Doctor adventures I feel the series was getting back on form here.

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Whoniversaries 27 January

i) births and deaths

27 January 1984: death of Douglas Camfield, who directed the third episode of Planet of Giants (1964), also The Crusade (1965), The Time Meddler (1965), The Daleks’ Master Plan (1965-66), The Web of Fear (1968), The Invasion (1968), much of Inferno (1970), Terror of the Zygons (1975) and The Seeds of Doom (1976).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

27 January 1968: broadcast of sixth episode of The Enemy of the World. Salamander is overthrown, but tries to take control of the Tardis by pretending to be the Doctor. The real Doctor opens the doors and Salamander is blown into the Vortex. The programme was followed by a trailer for The Web of Fear in which the Doctor warns children that it may be frightening.

27 January 1973: broadcast of first episode of Carnival of MonstersThe Armageddon Factor. (I’m due to get to this in my rewatch tomorrow.) K9 almost gets melted, and the Doctor is trapped by the bad guys.

27 January 1984: broadcast of second episode of Frontios. Turlough threatens the Orderlies with the Tardis hatstand, and the Tractators capture the Doctor.

27 January 1996: broadcast of second episode of The Ghosts of N-Space on BBC Radio. The Doctor and Sarah explore earlier periods of the castle’s history by projecting themselves through N-Space: in 1818 they are menaced by a heavy stone falling towards them.

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Whoniversaries 26 January

broadcast anniversaries

26 January 1973: broadcast of third episode of Invasion of the Dinosaurs. The Doctor is playing with his Tyrannosaurus; Sarah is captured by Charles grover and wakes up on a space ship three months out of Earth.

26 January 1982: broadcast of fourth episode of Four to Doomsday. This is the one with the rebounding cricket ball getting the Doctor back into the Tardis. Monarch is killed by his own virus, and Nyssa faints.

26 January 1983: broadcast of fourth episode of Snakedance. The Mara is revived; but the Doctor smashes the Great Crystal and destroys it.

26 January 1984: broadcast of first episode of Frontios. The Tardis materialises at the end of time, where Norma has a very 1984 haircut and the ground swallows people and things up – including the Tardis.

26 January 1985: broadcast of second episode of Vengeance on Varos. The Doctor evades several nasty deaths and joins forces with the Governor and the othe humans to overthrow Sil.

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Whoniversaries 25 January

i) births and deaths

25 January 1950: birth of Christopher Ryan, who played Lord Kiv in Mindwarp (1986), General Staal in The Sontaran Stratagem / The Poison Sky (2007) and Commander Stark in The Pandorica Opens (2010). Also played Mike Thecoolperson in the Young Ones.

ii) broadcast anniversaries

25 January 1964: broadcast of “The Ordeal”, sixth episode of the story we now call The Daleks. The Doctor and Susan sabotage the Dalek machines but are captured; Ian is endangered in a very literal cliff-hanger.

25 January 1969: broadcast of first episode of The Seeds of Death. The Ice Warriors take over the Moonbase which controls the T-Mat transport system; meanwhile the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe land in a museum of spaceships.

25 January 1975: broadcast of first episode of The Ark in Space. The Tardis lands on a deserted space station to find booby traps, dead giant insects, and frozen people. (A particularly excellent one this with nobody other than the new Tardis crew visible and speaking.)

25 January 1982: broadcast of third episode of Four to Doomsday. Monarch’s mad scheme to destroy the Earth and make himself God is revealed, and the Doctor is threatened with decapitation.

25 January 1983: broadcast of third episode of Snakedance. Nyssa releases the Doctor, but meanwhile Lon and Tegan have ensured that the Great Crystal will be reinstalled; and the Doctor and Nyssa are captured again.

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Whoniversaries 24 January: Spearhead from Space #4, Brain of Morbius #4, Warriors’ Gate #4

broadcast anniversaries

24 January 1970: broadcast of fourth episode of Spearhead from Space. The Doctor and Liz defeat and expel the Nestene Consciousness, and the Doctor accepts the Brigadier’s proposal that he become UNIT’s Scientific Adviser.

24 January 1976: broadcast of fourth episode of The Brain of Morbius. Morbius arises; the Doctor defeats him in a mind-bending contest; and the Sisterhood force him over a cliff, but restore the Doctor’s life.

24 January 1981: broadcast of fourth episode of Warrior’s Gate, last appearance of Romana II and of K9 Mark II on TV. Rorvik blows up his own ship, inadvertently freeing the Tharils and allowing the Doctor and Adric back into N-Space; but Romana and K9 stay behind.

(Compare and contrast these three stories, each of four episodes, broadcast on exactly the same dates in three different years.)

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January Books 14) The Secret Life of Trees, by Colin Tudge

I’ve been aware of Colin Tudge as a science writer and commentator on BBC Radio Four for decades, but this was the first time I’d read one of his books. I was frankly disappointed. The biggest section of the book, 150 pages of the 400, is a gazetteer of tree genera and families; it would actually have been better presented as an alphabetical encyclopedia – the narrative style doesn’t really suit this sort of information (at least, not the way Tudge writes). The final section starts by insisting that humanity must return to an agrarian existence, though without any realistic agenda as to how this might happen (or even convincing reasoning as to why). He also misses two important chances at the beginning: first, the very question of ‘What is a tree?’ could actually lead to interesting speculations about definitions and the history and philosophy of science, but does not do so here; and second, I would really have liked a lot more about the biology and paleontology behind the single most startling thing I learned from the book, which is that plants have evolved tree structures over and over again (rather than all trees being descended from one ancestral tree and all non-trees being descended from other ancestors).

Apart from that fascinating though underdeveloped point, there are bits and pieces of interest – I had not realised that teak and ash are closely related not just to each other but to mint, basil and rosemary (and there are numerous similar examples); his chapter on the relations between figs and wasps is the best in the book (though even that got a bit confused with nematode worms and dodos); and I enjoyed the occasional glimpses of travelogue to see particular trees and wished there had been more of them.

But I’d be rather surprised if this is the best book about trees out there.

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January Books 13) Shadowmind, by Christopher Bulis

A decent enough Seventh Doctor, Ace and Benny story, with human colonists wandering into an existing struggle between two alien entities. I didn’t think Bulis quite got Benny in this one but he has an excellent Ace and good Doctor. A really good ending which would have made great TV especially for New Who, as the Bad Alien Entity is put out of action by an innovative use of a solar sail. Would be an OK book for Who fans who don’t know the New Adventures, less useful for non-Who fans wanting to experiment.

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Whoniversaries 23 January

i) births and deaths

23 January 1921: as noted yesterday, birth of Kevin Stoney, who played Mavic Chen in The Daleks’ Master Plan (1965-66), Tobias Vaughn in The Invasion (1968), and Tyrum in Revenge of the Cybermen (1975).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

23 January 1965: broadcast of “All Roads Lead to Rome”, second episode of the story we now call The Romans. The Doctor and Vicki meet Nero, the Doctor pretending to be the murdered musician Petullian. Barbara is sold as a handmaiden to the Empress, Ian is shipwrecked.

23 January 1971: broadcast of fourth episode of Terror of the Autons. The Doctor persuades the Master that the Nestenes will go for him too, and together they repel the invasion. The Master escapes.

23 January 2008: broadcast of Sleeper (Torchwood), the one with homicidal aliens disguised as humans. (That doesn’t help you remember which one it is? Really?)

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Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-23-2011

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The Tintin Museum

We had a jolly good time this afternoon in the Hergé Museum in Louvain-la-Neuve.

This is despite the fact that Louvain-la-Neuve is a true hell-hole of Sixties architecture, a place that only exists because of the Belgian language conflict and whose most prominent features are pot-holes and car parks. Readers acquainted with the English city of Milton Keynes should consider what it would be like with no soul and no money; that will give you something of the flavour of Louvain-la-Neuve.

However, it hosts various important institutions, of which the largest is probably the Université Catholique and one of the newest is the Hergé Museum. An amazing modernist building designed by noted French architect Christian de Portzamparc, it straddles one of the dubious bits of the Louvain-la-Neuve ring road like a beacon of civilisation among the chaos. (The architect itself says that he wanted to make “the whole building look a bit like a moored ship, resembling Fitzcarraldo’s great steamship being hauled over the Amazon forest.” He succeeded.)

Given that the museum celebrates the vision of a singular creative genius, Fitzcarraldo isn’t a bad metaphor. Though, on reflection, that is very unfair to George Rémi, aka Hergé, who was a lot more sane than Fitzcarraldo (and also of course real). The whole thing is a really nice celebration of a man who gave a lot of pleasure to chldren (and adults) all over the world; it depicts the environment in which he grew up (Boy Scouts, you will not be surprised to learn, are a crucial element in the personal history of Tintin’s creator), and the way in which he worked (in later years as head of a studio of artists, all producing output under the name of Hergé) as well as the possible inspirations of some of the characters, plots and scenes from the books.

You can even step quite literally into the world of Tintin:

And buy all kinds of souvenirs:

The museum is rather muted on the racism of the earliest Tintin books (notably Tintin in the Congo) and totally silent about the blow to Hergé’s reputation and career caused by his lack of resistance to the Germans occupation and his publication of his stories in a collaborationist newspaper. But in fairness Rémi himself comes across in interviews (and there are many viewable in the museum and on the cute iPods which talk you through the displays in five languages) as a man dedicated, first, to his art and second, to his family and colleagues, rather than to the grand political issues of the day. His accommodation with the Nazis was the behaviour of a coward rather than an ideologue; which of us can really know what we would do in a similar situation? And his later work seems to show that he had learned from his mistakes, with consistent attacks on big business and sympathy for the oppressed (including the depressing conclusion of his last full book, Tintin and the Picaros, where the man at the top may have changed but the police remain the same).

Anyway, after reading Thomas McCarthy’s Tintin and the Secret of Literature, this was a welcome reminder of how we got there. I left with three Tintin volumes under my belt, two of which I haven’t actually read before. Well worth a trip if you are in Brussels, or otherwise nearby, and have half a day to spare.

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January Books 12) Tyrone’s Rebellion, by Hiram Morgan

The Nine Years’ War lasted from 1594 to 1603; its consequences were catastrophic for Ireland, in that the old Gaelic order was weakened to the point that its leaders chose exile in Europe rather than continue life in their devastated homeland; the political impact in England was massive as well, in that it caused the spectacular end of the Earl of Essex (whose expedition to Ireland is the only contemporary event directly mentioned in any of Shakespeare’s plays).

In this book, Hiram Morgan does not tell any of that story. He ends the narrative in 1596 when Hugh O’Neill, the Earl of Tyrone, made the strategic decision to ally with Spain and continue the war rather than accept the peace terms on offer. The book as a whole is an explanation of how matters got to that point: essentially the clash between O’Neill’s desire to achieve endorsement from Queen Elizabeth of his political dominance in Ulster, and her commitment to increase the central power of her state and uphold her own honour and dignity – a clash of principles which could have ended quite differently, either with a negotiated settlement (if the Queen’s officials had been more politically adept at selling the necessary concessions to her and to each other) or indeed in an Irish/Spanish victory (if the Spanish had been luckier with the weather, and/or O’Neill had been even half as good a commander in field combat as he was at guerilla strikes and general strategy).

Morgan makes the point, which I have seen elsewhere and which remains valid, that the war in Ireland was a mirror-image of the contemporaneous conflict over here, where England supported Dutch rebels against Spanish rule. Over here the result was a draw, with each side getting half the territory; considering how extended their supply lines were, the Spanish were lucky to get that much.

However, Morgan is really writing about beginnings rather than endings, which suits me fine. He starts with two excellent chapters comparing the rule in Ireland of the activist but abrasive Sir John Perrot with his lazy and corrupt successor Sir William FitzWilliam. He then explains the extraordinarily complex dynastic politics and history of the O’Neill family, in the context of a Gaelic society in transition (incidentally disproving the view of many historians that Hugh O’Neill spent any time in England as a child). And finally he looks at the immediate causes of the outbreak of the war, placing O’Neill firmly in the heart of the Gaelic Ulster response to the Dublin administration’s attempts to reorganize the judicial system.

I found some very interesting parallels with some of the contemporary conflicts I have dealt with. The Dublin Castle attempt to implement a new judicial system is very reminiscent of the UN’s efforts in Kosovo (I helped write a report on this once) – perhaps also of international attempts to upgrade traditional justice mechanisms in some of the African countries I have looked at.

I was also fascinated by the accounts of information flow. Perrot, in his own account, is absolutely clear that he had informants in Spain as well as in the Gaelic areas. O’Neill was even better at it, knowing full well where English troops would be (partly why he was so good at the guerilla raids) and deliberately feeding misleading information via his own secretary who was a double agent. But spies seem to have been fairly respectable; they could expect to get hearings with the most senior officials, and continue dealing with both sides long after their exposure. Perhaps they should be seen more as predecessors to today’s constantly open diplomatic channels.

I was very glad (with some sharp intake of breath, for reasons explained below) to find out more about my ancestor, Sir Nicholas White – Morgan’s account raised more questions than answers for me, but in a sense that is what I wanted. White was knighted by Perrot on the latter’s arrival in Dublin as viceroy, and wrote him an affectionate and laudatory poem on his departure. My reading is that White was in sympathy with Perrot’s activist agenda, to the point of shifting away from his own family allegiance to the Earl of Ormond and his personal links with Lord Burghley in support of Perrot. Once Perrot had returned to Wales, he continued to be an activist on Irish issues and was a real pain in the side for his venal successor, FitzWilliam, undermining him for instance by stage-managing a Dublin visit by Burghley’s son Sir Thomas Cecil (who had been tutored as a boy by none other than Nicholas White).

FitzWilliam struck back. He arrested one of the many double agents, Sir Denis O’Roughan, with evidence that Perrot was in league with the Spanish (this just a couple of years after 1588 and the Armada). The Dublin Castle establishment, who did not line FitzWilliam, interrogated O’Roughan and reported that his evidence was untrustworthy.

The Queen took a different view (perhaps because she had reliable reports that Perrot had described her as “a base bastard piskitchin”, though Morgan omits that last juicy detail). She hauled Perrot off to the Tower of London and also brought in two members of the Irish council for torturing O’Roughan during his interrogation. One of them, a bishop, was released after paying a £2000 fine. The other died in the Tower (as did Perrot); he was Nicholas White.

So, it’s a bit disconcerting to discover that the ancestor was a part-time torturer, but I knew he had a vicious streak – he once ordered a dispute between two Gaelic chieftains to be resolved by trial by combat in the yard of Dublin Castle, and was also very keen on executing rebels.

Of course, coercive violence was also a tool of government, at least as much from the Gaelic chiefs towards their own subjects (and especially their prospective subjects). If you actually executed a rival, you could expect to be held to account for it, but you could usually explain it away. Hostage-taking was almost a normal part of neighbourly relations.

A few other points. Morgan is good at flagging up the role of Irish women on the rare occasions when they were allowed to become political players. But one point not well explained is O’Neill’s seduction and marriage of Mabel Bagenal, of the main English family in Ulster: just a small detail, but she disappears into the background. My only other gripe is that the family tree if the O’Neills on pages 86-87 is missing most of the horizontal and vertical lines needed to make it comprehensible.

Apart from that, an excellent book if you are interested in the period, and very readable even if you aren’t.

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Whoniversaries 22 January

i) births and deaths

22 January 1950: birth of Pamela Salem, who played Toos in The Robots of Death (1977) and Rachel Jensen in Remembrance of the Daleks (1988).

22 January 1993: birth of Tommy Knight who plays Sarah Jane Smith’s adopted son Luke in the Sarah Jane Adventures (2007-).

22 January 2008: death of Kevin Stoney, the day before his 87th birthday; he played Mavic Chen in The Daleks’ Master Plan (1965-66), Tobias Vaughn in The Invasion (1968), and Tyrum in Revenge of the Cybermen (1975).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

22 January 1966: broadcast of “The Abandoned Planet”, eleventh episode of the story we now call The Daleks’ Master Plan. The Doctor, Sara and Steven arrive on Kembel and release the Daleks’ prisoners; but Mavic Chen takes them captive.

22 January 1971: broadcast of fourth episode of Day of the Daleks. The Controller lets the Doctor and Jo return to the twentieth century, and Shura blows up Styles’ house with the Daleks in it.

22 January 1977: broadcast of fourth episode of The Face of Evil. Xoanon becomes sane and the Tesh and Sevateem agree to live in peace; Leela leaves with the Doctor.

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Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-22-2011

  • I'm chairing a couple of sessions at this.
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  • Moffat's first ever Who story; readers will recognise some similarities with the most recent TV story, "A Christmas Carol".
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  • Running tally of the referendum count. I wonder if the pro-unity vote can close the gap? (Actually, no I don't.)
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  • Tremendous news – David Fisher to write a new novelisation of The Stones of Blood for audio release, to be read by Susan Engel (Vivien Fay in the TSusan Engel, who played Vivien Fay in the story, and also features John Leeson who provides the voice of K9 story) and also featuring John Leeson (K9). The original Terrance Dicks novelisation is workmanlike but not terribly memorable; however Fisher's two previous novelisations of his own stories – The Creature from the Pit and The Leisure Hive – are particularly good, among the best Fourth Doctor books and certainly better than the TV originals.
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  • FRiveBooks is a brilliant site in general, and this is particularly delightful.

    "Any parting advice for young journalists?"
    "The best piece of advice I ever got was from John Bulloch, of The Independent, when I was grousing about some miserable act of sub-editing. ‘Never, ever read the paper, my boy,’ he said. ‘You’ll be much happier that way.’ So I didn’t, and I was. But since nobody reads newspapers any more anyway, this advice may be of limited application."

    (tags: books)
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Whoniversaries 21 January

i) births and deaths

21 January 1978: death of Geoffrey Orme, who wrote The Underwater Menace.

21 January 1993: death of David Blake Kelly, who played the captain of the Mary Celeste in The Chase (1965) and Jacob Kewper in The Smugglers (1966)

ii) broadcast anniversaries

21 January 1967: broadcast of second episode of The Underwater Menace. The Doctor causes a power cut and Ara rescues Polly. Zaroff explains that he intends to destroy the Earth.

21 January 1978: broadcast of third episode of Underworld. The Trogs rebel against the Guardians; the Doctor and Leela prepare to infiltrate the Citadel.

(Two particularly duff episodes today, in my opinion.)

iii) date specified in canon

21 January 1941: the Doctor and Rose trace a mauve alert to London and meet Captain Jack Harkness, as see in The Empty Child (2005).

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Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-21-2011

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Whoniversaries 20 January

i) births and deaths

20 January 1934: birth of Tom Baker, who played the Fourth Doctor from 1974 to 1981 and has reprised the role on occasion since (most recently in the BBC audio “Demon Quest” series). For me he remains the definitive Doctor. Happy birthday, Tom!

20 January 1990: death of John Maxim/John Wills, who played the Frankenstein monster in The Chase (1965) and a Cyberman in The Moonbase (1967).

ii) broadcast anniversaries

20 January 1968: broadcast of fifth episode of The Enemy of the World. Bruce has switched sides and starts to help the opposition to salamander. Meanwhile the scientists trapped underground are getting restive.

20 January 1973: broadcast of fourth episode of The Three Doctors. The Second and Third Doctors persuade Omega to return the others to Earth, and then destroy him with the Second Doctor’s recorder. The Three Doctors are restored to their own timestreams.

20 January 1978: broadcast of first episode of The Armageddon FactorThe Awakening. The Malus attempts to manifest by draining energy from the villagers and the Tardis, but the Doctor defeats it.

20 January 1996: broadcast of first episode of The Ghosts of N-Space on BBC radio. The Brigadier is visiting his Sicilian uncle whose castle is under threat from modern mobesters and ancient ghosts.

iii) dates specified in canon

20 January 1920: birth of Toshiko Sato’s grandfather in Japan.

20 January 1941: Toshiko Sato and Jack meet the real Captain Jack Harkness (in the 2007 Torchwood story, Captain Jack Harkness).

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Android brick again: Do Not Buy a HTC Desire

Further to my previous angry post about the HTC Desire:

After further unsuccessful efforts with HTC’s Exchange ActiveSynch, which was unable to synch with my contacts (I have over 4000) without stuffing the phone’s memory beyond capacity, I finally found an email solution that did just enough of what I want to give the brick another chance: Touchdown, which at least doesn’t choke on my contacts and allows me to read and send emails, though at a cost. Its memory storage is still lousy – I have to take it down to only three days of archive, whereas the old Blackberry was able to cope with a couple of weeks, which means that by Monday morning it has become useless as a way of tracking things.

For non-work email, the Gmail interface really sucks, which is astonishing given that Google are behind both Gmail and Android. It simply refuses to sync the main interface; oddly when I select the ‘view all mail’ (including sent and pre-filtered) option I do usually get an up-to-date list of what I have recently received and sent, but then if a new mail has arrived in a thread to which I have already replied, it doesn’t show me anything in the thread after (and including) my first response, even when I refresh repeatedly. It also doesn’t seem to have access to my Gmail contacts when I write emails, which again is a massive fail.

It’s also still impossible to sync notes with Outlook, though there I have actually found a better solution which generally suits me more than Outlook notes – Evernote, which allows me to synch across all my computers and phones. I mainly use it for tracking my book reading and planning out the Whoniversaries, so it’s not a work-related issue; on the occasions when I do want Outlook notes for work purposes, I have still lost that functionality on the phone.

I keep on coming back to the contacts, because they are a big deal for me. More or less weekly I still get the ‘memory running low’ message, and looking at the memory usage of various apps the HTC contacts storage are always the second biggest after Touchdown. I can’t wipe Touchdown because that’s basically what I have the phone for, and I thought that since Touchdown is also storing contacts separately I probably didn’t need the HTC system doing it as well. (I don’t understand why it does this, and contra a comment on one of my earlier posts it is not possible to move them to the SD card.) That turns out to be true, but what it doesn’t tell you is that it also wipes the phone log, so you no longer have a record of the numbers you called or who has called you. That’s useful information which is now deleted forever, without warning.

All of this is annoying but at the level of grit-my-teeth-but-get-on-with-it. But there are two more things which now have turned me into an active anti-HTC Desire evangelist. First of all, I suspect it of running data services without my permission when I am abroad, rather than simply being on-line at the moment when I am using it. A former colleague of mine found his was doing this – going on-line in the middle of the night when he was in Russia. Anyway my bills for November, a month when I did six foreign trips, were appalling even after I persuaded my service provider to retroactively apply a better rate.

Second, and this is the final straw, the battery life started off very short and seems to have been getting shorter and shorter. Last night I went to bed with it fully charged, used it to read fifty pages of an ebook (one of its better features, I’ll admit) and put it down on my bedside table. At 4 am it woke me with a beep to say that its battery was running low; ten minutes later it turned itself off. I was so angry about this that I have not been able to get back to sleep, and have only now calmed down enough to write this post about it. A phone that you have to keep plugged in all the time is, by definition, not mobile.

So the moral is simple: just don’t buy a HTC Desire, if you have a lot of contacts, want to use Gmail, want to use Outlook notes, want to keep records of who you have called and who has called you, and want a phone that remains charged for more than six hours at a time. If you are not in any of those categories, then probably its shiny assortment of apps and decent enough camera may make it a useful purchase. But it fails the basic functionality of doing email well and staying awake long enough for my purposes.

(See similar rant from here, interestingly with a different but much more appalling contacts-related experience.)

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Whonoversaries 19 January

broadcast anniversaries

19 January 1974: broadcast of second episode of Invasion of the Dinosaurs. The Doctor and Sarah coordinate with the Brigadier, not realising that Mike Yates is part of the conspiracy. Once again the Doctor is threatened by a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

19 January 1982: broadcast of second episode of Four to Doomsday. The Tardis crew discover more about the plans of Monarch and the Urbankans; the humans they have met turn out to be androids.

19 January 1983: broadcast of second episode of Snakedance. The Doctor and Nyssa find more clues to the Mara in the caves; meanwhile Tegan and Lon are under its power.

19 January 1984: broadcast of first episode of The Awakening. The Doctor and Turlough, bringin Tegan to meet her grandfather, are surprised to find his village infested with Civil War soldiers and a monster in the church wall.

19 January 1985: broadcast of first episode of Vengeance on Varos. The sinister Sil persecutes the Governor, and the Doctor and Peri rescue Jondar from torture, live on television.

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January Books 11) AHistory: An Unauthorized History of the Doctor Who Universe, by Lance Parkin

This is a truly fantastic effort to locate every single Doctor Who story (shown/published/released up to January 2008) on the historical timeline, from before the Big Bang to the very End of Time. Although the cover claims it is the second edition, Parkin states that it is actually the fourth, and I hope it won’t be the last; quite apart from the TV episodes of Who, Sarah Jane and Torchwood (and K9?) shown since then, perhaps he might also go back and think of including the various short story collections and annuals and the Big Finish spinoff audios and books (the Dalek comics from TV21 magazine are already in).

Having said that, there are already “almost 800” stories covered here in more than 800 pages, with around 4000 meticulous footnotes and various slightly longer essays. I now understand the UNIT dating controversy much better than I did before. I had not realised that the evidence for Bernice Summerfield’s birthday is equally confusing. Parkin also goes to great lengths to demonstrate that several Second Doctor stories which I had mentally placed much later are probably set in the 21st century, and raises the interesting question of how the Cybermen in Earthshock could have obtained footage from Revenge of the Cybermen which is clearly set centuries later. There are other delightful details as well – I now know when the Doctor first met Winston Churchill (1899, in the Sixth Doctor novel Players) and have several more Shakespeare appearances to add to my list.

I picked up on just a couple of slips – an apostrophe has mysteriously infiltrated early mentions of the Scots Guards, and Susan reminisces about her home planet in The Sensorites, not Marco Polo. But in general I loved it. In particular, I think the book could be a useful gateway drug for fans of the TV series who are bewildered by the various series of Who books and audios, and are looking for guidance on where to start.

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Whoniversaries 18 January: Daleks #5, Krotons #4, Robot #4, Four to Doomsday #1, Snakedance #1

18 January 1964: broadcast of “The Expedition”, fifth episode of the story we now call The Daleks. The Thals agree to attack the Dalek city. Ian and Barbara accompany one group through the jungle and the Lake of Mutations.

18 January 1969: broadcast of fourth episode of The Krotons. The Doctor makes up some sulphuric acid; Zoe uses it to poison off the Krotons, and Jamie uses it to destroy the Dynotrope.

18 January 1975: broadcast of fourth episode of Robot, which is the first I remember watching all the way through. The robot starts disintegrating people, but the Doctor manages to destroy it with metal-eating virus.

18 January 1982: broadcast of first episode of Four to Doomsday. Rather than Heathrow, the Tardis lands on a spaceship controlled by Monarch and inhabited by humans from four different eras of history.

18 January 1983: broadcast of first episode of Snakedance. Rather than Earth, the Tardis lands on Manussa, home of the Mara; Tegan is possessed by it and gets away from the Doctor and Nyssa.

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Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-18-2011

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The Voice Meme

A few people have been doing this, so here is my contribution:

Instructions:

1.) Your name and/or username
2.) Where you’re from
3.) The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, direction, naturally, aluminium and herbs
4.) What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
5.) What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
6.) What do you call gym shoes?
7.) What do you say to address a group of people?
8.) What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
9.) What do you call your grandparents?
10.) What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
11.) What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
12.) What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Read this passage from The Speech Accent Archive:

“Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.”

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmce5oPWRXB2DkDSv

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Whoniversaries 17 January

broadcast anniversaries

17 January 1970: broadcast of third episode of Spearhead from Space. Meg Seeley brings the swarm leader to the Doctor, Liz and the Brigadier; meanwhile General Scobie is confronted by his own double.

17 January 1974: publication by Target Books of Doctor Who and the Auton Invasion by Terrance Dicks and Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters by Malcolm Hulke, based on the 1970 stories Spearhead from Space and Doctor Who and the Silurians, kicking off the Target novelisations which remain the single biggest sequence of Doctor Who books.

17 January 1976: broadcast of third episode of The Brain of Morbius. The Doctor restores the Sisters’ flame, and Solon forces Sarah to help him operate on Morbius.

17 January 1981: broadcast of third episode of Warriors’ Gate. Romana is rescued by the Tharils and brought to join the Doctor at a feast on the other side of the Gate. K9’s condition continues to deteriorate.

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Yum

Took Nigel Slater’s advice and cooked a slow roasted lamb for dinner, having first smeared it in a paste of garlic, cumin and thyme. It was delicious. I almost fell off my chair in shock when young F, usually very sceptical of any new taste especially if it is a sauce, was moved to declare that he liked the gravy. Sadly I did not have chickpeas in stock for Nigel Slater’s recommended accompaniment, but boiled potatoes, steamed carrots and peas with a dash of mint seemed to do the trick.

Slow roasting is such a great way of cooking meat. Every time I do it, I kick myself for not doing it more often. All it actually requires is the ability to think about the meal several hours in advance. Alas, that seems to happen all too rarely.

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