Russia looking pretty good at the moment!

(And UK, Romania and Germany still on nul points.)

Ah, but Greece doing well from Albania!

My own vote appears to have made no difference to the Belgian tally. (My Armenian friends in Brussels have obviously been organising well.)

(Germany still on nul points.)

Even San Marino votes for Greece – they are looking good!

(Latvian announcer obviously rather pained at announcing the 12 points for Russia.)

Those Bulgarian votes for Greece are obviously helpful! But 12 points for Germany???? They are clearly taking the piss. (A common Bulgarian hobby.)

Top Israeli votes go to Russia and Ukraine. No surprises there then. And, good heavens, Cyprus voted for Greece, Armenia and Russia – who could have predicted that????

After Moldova votes, Greece and Russia are on level pegging – this could actually be quite close!

The French announcer actually announces his votes in French (unlike their entry which sang incomprehensibly in English). And they vote for Armenia!

The Romanian announcer very sweetly congratulates the whole show with barely a stumble over the difficult consonants. And they vote for Greece over Russia. That must be the killer.

Rather cute to have the Russians chanting “Латвия! Латвия!” in the Green Room.

And over we go to the Andorran voter. He speaks French too. But their votes are not very interesting.

Russia now consolidating a bit. Ten points ahead at the half-way stage. OK most of the ex-Soviets have voted but it’s a good lead.

Hmm here’s Armenia. Will they give 12 points to Russia? Er, yes.

Czech announcer very cutely confuses Armenia and Azerbaijan!!!!!

We’re at the two-thirds stage now, and Russia is 13 points ahead of Greece; that looks increasingly unassailable.

Poland currently running last, which really isn’t fair; the German song was much worse. – Ah well, Ireland gave them ten points which will help; puts them level last with the UK and Germany, which is better.

Switzerland bucks the trend!

Leyla in Azerbaijan forgets to use the vocative case; perhaps she wasn’t briefed. And they give 12 points to Turkey; gosh, how amazing!

The Greek guy speaks rather good Serbian! (Better than mine, anyway.)

The Swedish announcer is completely sloshed. Here comes Belarus – no big surprise expected here: no, indeed, 12 for Russia, 10 for Ukraine. Russia now unstoppable I think.

Wow, the Russian announcer looking very cute. Also buoyed by the confidence that they are going to win.

Montenegro!!!!! She knows about the vocative case anyway. More votes for the Russians. Georgia reinforces the trend.

The Danish votes are now irrelevant; Russia wins in the end by 272 to Greece’s 230. Most impressive, and demonstrates a) how far my own tastes are out of whack with the public as a whole, and b) how difficult it can be to predict the preferences of an international voting public. (Though see ‘s comment below.)

They are going to have to introduce some regional handicapping in future, aren’t they?

As has happened before, I got banished to the computer to watch the live webcast. Thank heavens for technology, eh? Great fun working out the country from the intro dance piece – even the Albanian one surprisingly tasteful.

If by some strange chance you are readng this as I write it, I also refer you to

burkesworks

    here,

parrot_knight

   here,

daegaer

   here, and Doug Muir here, and also intermittent entries from

nmg

    – oh, and go and vote in

dougs

  ‘ poll.

Romania: Quite sweet, really – seems to belong to another age, in a way, but the chemistry between the two singers is not bad. Shame about her voice.

UK: I admit that I haven’t been following the selection process, but how on earth did this get chosen? His singing is good, and the backing musicians seems competent. But the combination totally fails to excite. (Wogan says, “our best entry for years”; sadly, this may be true.)

Albania: She has a sexy voice but unfortunately a bit wobbly on the high notes. Shame cos it’s not a bad song.

Germany: Is this some kind of sick joke? They can’t sing, they can’t dance, and the lyrics make no sense. Corsets can only get you so far. (

burkesworks

    say “Incomprehensible but class”, and he’s right.)

Armenia: It’s a terrible thing to say, but this is actually the best so far – she can sing, it’s visually interesting and even the “three gyrating eejits” are rather good.

Bosnia-Herzegovina: Started very well – visually fascinating, and the lyrics are interesting – but the bloke cannot actually sing, and sadly the same is true of the backing chorus.

Israel: Not a bad Mediterranean crooning song.

Finland: Hoping for a repeat of their success a couple of years back. They can actually sing, but it’s not a very interesting song.

Croatia: Actually rather sweet in its own way. Middle-aged crooner and irrelevantly gyrating dancer. We’ve seen worse this evening.

Poland: Good and heartfelt, she can actually sing and looks impressive. Also singing in English will probably help with the floating voters.

Iceland: Cor, cute young blond guy, good beat, good music. Ah, here’s the girl though… but she is not only cute, she can sing too! What an amazing idea, to put two people who can actually sing forward as your contestants in an international song contest! Those sneaky Icelanders!

parrot_knight

    accuses them of being “the most intentionally camp” which clearly indicates the subtlety of the Icelandic strategy,.

Turkey: Not a bad song, but as so often the singer’s voice is a bit unconvincing on the higher notes. And the lower ones too. In fact, on all of them.

Portugal: More Mediterranean crooning (of course Portugal is not strictly Mediterranean, but you know what I mean). Not awful but could have developed into something more interesting than it did.

Latvia: Wow, this is different! And the camera angles do not convey how good their dancing is. It’s taken me most of the way the way through the song to notice that, yet again, they don’t hit the high notes particularly well. But they look good, they move well, and the song is a bit cheeky even if it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Sweden: Put a blonde singer in a short skirt on stage, and who can vote against you? Well, I think it’s a risky strategy frankly. Meat Loaf could have sung this song well, but while it’s not bad it’s not interesting enough.

Denmark: It’s risky to choose as your song’s title a phrase that is well known as the title of a different song, just in case yours turns out to be much less memorable. As indeed has happened in this case.

Georgia: Gosh, heartfelt, visually interesting, these South Caucasus countries seem to get it.

Ukraine: She’s got the same dress as the Swedish singer, but looks much better in it. The Serbian camera lingers on her hips and why not? for some strange reason. I can’t understand a word of the song (which is in reasonably accented English), but she looks good and the backing singers are well organised and acrobatic. 

France: What is this about? There are these peculiar mixed messages – the toy car driven by bloke with long hair and beard; the French song in English; the backing singers who can’t, er, sing, but are all wearing false beards (even the girls)… well, it’s a statement all right, but I think the statement is “We are not going to win the contest”.

Azerbaijan: Good Lord! This is obviously going to win. Astonishing costumes and visual effects. As 

burkesworks

   so wisely puts it, this is “camper than a row of pink tents at Butlins”. 

Greece: Cor, they got a rather erotic intro, didn’t they? And, good heavens, the song actually makes sense and the lead and her backing singers can actually sing. But alas, I think they are blown out of the water by Azerbaijan. Though her wee hip-shaking dance was very sweet and would have done her proud against less wacky opposition.

Spain: This is a valiant effort, which is to say it is pretty awful. In some ways attempting to be postmodern, in other ways just relying on skimpily clad backing dancers to distract from the essential crapness of the song. (I mean, he is barely even singing!)

Serbia: The home team, of course. Starts off with some nice crooning. Hmm, and cute redhead playing the violin. But, alas, it’s a bit average. I mean, it’s much better than the average entry tonight, but it is still not as memorable as some of the others.

Russia: Starting well. Cute young singer belting out a ballad which he can actually sing. Without too much distraction – one violinist, once dancer; looks like they are not trying too hard. And gosh, a hint of a musically interesting key change (not actually fulfilled) towards the end. This will do well.

Norway: A nice song, a nice singer, nice backing group. Generally OK, but I am voting for Iceland, and expecting Azerbaijan to win.

And a special treat for those of us lasting through to the end – Goran Bregović live! And performing Kalašnikov!

My Thursday quiz was indeed about alphabets, as several of you, including and in particular said. It is interesting, and perhaps a little surprising, how few alphabets or scripts give their letters actual names that mean something rather than just call them roughly something like the sound they stand for. It’s also interesting just how rapidly the meanings of the letters get lost in the historical murk, hence the uncertainty in some of the clues given. The answers are as follows:

First list – the Phoenician / Hebrew alphabet

• the head of an ox – Aleph – root of our letter A
• a house – Beth – root of our letter B
• a camel’s hump, or possibly a boomerang-like throwing stick – Gimel – root of our letters C and G
• a door, or possibly a fish – Daleth – root of our letter D
• jubilation, or possibly a window – He – root of our letter E

  and

• a hook – Waw – root of our letters F, U, V, W and Y

Second list – the Elder Futhark

• money/wealth/cattle – Fehu
• a wild ox or possibly water – Uruz
• a monster – Thurisaz
• a divine being (actually one of the Æsir, but to be that specific would have given it away) – Ansuz

  and

• – a ride or a journey – Raido (one of the few which looks like the Latin equivalent)

Third list – the Ogham alphabet

• the birch tree – Beith
• flame or a herb, or possibly the rowan tree – Luis
• the alder tree – Fern
• the willow tree – Sail
• a fork – Nion

  and

• horror, or possibly the whitethorn – Uath

Thanks for playing, those of you who did!

My apologies to those of you who are not all that interested in Who; I have three posts brewing on different aspects of the canon (of which this is the first) which I plan to write this weekend. There are a couple of non-Who posts brewing as well, and I’ll try to leaven the mixture.

29) Doctor Who and the Time Warrior, by Terrance Dicks and Robert Holmes

Somehow despite the apparently favourable conjunction of DW’s most prolific TV script writer (Holmes) and the most prolific novelisation writer (Dicks), it rarely seems to gel, and this is a typical example: an unexceptional Dicks novelisation of a decent Holmes script, supposedly in this case with Holmesian participation. The Sontaran commander Linx (rather than Lynx) and the myopic Professor Rubeish both get a little more characterisation, but it’s otherwise standard stuff.

It is interesting that both this and the next story are about the bad guys shunting people between the present and the past.

30) Doctor Who and the Dinosaur Invasion, by Malcolm Hulke

I am not sure if this is the best of this run of novels (and I’m certain it’s not the best of the Season 11 novels, as Doctor Who and the Planet of the Spiders clearly takes that trophy) but it is certainly the most interesting. As commenters to my last entry noted, it starts with a lovely vignette of a Scot in London for the football who becomes a victim of the dinosaurs; there are other little bits of depth added as well, Professor Whitaker becoming very camp, and a couple of odd extra details – the Doctor is described as having “a mop of curly hair” (shurely shome mishtake?) and he talks about the Mary Celeste again as he did in Doctor Who and the Sea Devils. Also, of course, the book loses the appalling visual effects of the original programme – these dinosaurs are flesh and blood, not rubber!

Yet at the same time it is a bit too over-earnest, not quite as mature as Hulke’s better novels (Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters and Doctor Who and the Green Death), so it doesn’t quite get its fourth star from me.

It is interesting that both this and the previous story are about the bad guys shunting people (and in this case dinosaurs) between the present and the past.

31) Doctor Who – Death to the Daleks, by Terrance Dicks

A fairly routine treatment of a fairly routine Dalek story. As often happened in this period, the wobbly special effects of the original are much better on the printed page.

It is interesting that this and the next story are both about external aliens (here, the Daleks) forcing the natives to mine the planet’s indigenous mineral resources. Though in this case the humans are among the good guys.

32) Doctor Who and the Monster of Peladon, by Terrance Dicks

This really isn’t particularly good. Hayles’ original story was over complex anyway, including activist miners, imperialist exploitation, and feminism in a confusing tangle of plot strands which Dicks’ novelisation rather fails to untangle and clarify. Definitely for completists only.

It is interesting that this and the previous story are both about external aliens (here, the Ice Warriors) forcing the natives to mine the planet’s indigenous mineral resources. Though in this case the human character is one of the bad guys. No wonder people thought the show was running out of ideas.

So, since I read Doctor Who and the Planet if the Spiders a while back, that is the end of the Third Doctor novels. The general level of quality is better than for the first two Doctors, with some excellent reads – Barry Letts’ Doctor Who and the Dæmons and Malcolm Hulke’s Doctor Who and the Green Death – and some of Terrance Dicks’ best efforts – Doctor Who and the Terror of the Autons, Doctor Who and the Day of the Daleks, Doctor Who – The Three Doctors and Doctor Who and the Planet of the Spiders. And even if Malcolm Hulke didn’t always match his own ambitions, his books were always interesting, and Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters and Doctor Who and the Space War are pretty good.

Those of you who are interested in the Balkans may like to check out my friend Rita’s new blog at http://ritaaknudsen.wordpress.com/ – mainly on Kosovo, and partly in Norwegian (though the rest in English).

I posted my first entry here five years ago yesterday – good to have got to know you all!

What comes next in these lists? (When you get one you will probably get them all)

First list:

• the head of an ox
• a house
• a camel’s hump, or possibly a boomerang-like throwing stick
• a door, or possibly a fish
• jubilation, or possibly a window

Second list:

• money/wealth/cattle
• a wild ox or possibly water
• a monster
• a divine being

Third list:

• the birch tree
• flame or a herb, or possibly the rowan tree
• the alder tree
• the willow tree
• a fork

A run of novels from what will probably turn out to be the peak period in terms of consistency of quality in this entire project. None of these is awful; all are decent efforts, though none of them is outstanding. Both the best and the worst (in my humble opinion) are by Malcolm Hulke.

19) Doctor Who and the Day of the Daleks, by Terrance Dicks

This is the most owned Doctor Who novelisation on LibraryThing, and certainly one of the best ones. Ian has written of the sharp contrast between the tense novel, especially the excellent characterisation of the Controller, and the much less convincing TV original. Well worth it.

20) Doctor Who and the Curse of Peladon, by Brian Hayles

Hayles adapted his own TV script again; and it is generally a good version of a good story, with the excellent point that Alpha Centauri is much less silly on the page than on the screen. I felt that Hepesh, the high priest, was a little more three-dimensional in the original but basically it is a good effort.

21) Doctor Who and the Sea Devils, by Malcolm Hulke

This was the only one of this run of nine that disappointed me. We start with quite a tedious aside on why the Doctor and the Brigadier intervened to prevent the Master from being executed (after his arrest in The Dæmons), and then we lose some of the more attractive bits of the original story – the quiet feminism of WRN Blythe, the excellent incidental music, and the Clangers. The plot holes, as so often, seem more apparent on the page than on screen.

22) Doctor Who and the Mutants, by Terrance Dicks

I retain an affection for this book, even though the TV original is quite possibly the worst Pertwee story. Somehow the anti-colonial politics comes through both more clearly and more subtly; and we are spared the dodgy special effects and atrocious acting. One where the page is way better than the screen.

23) Doctor Who – The Time Monster, by Terrance Dicks

A decent effort at conveying an over complex story; not spectacular, but OK. Tony has an interesting point about the Master’s pseudonym.

24) Doctor Who – The Three Doctors, by Terrance Dicks

This is one of the novelisations that is so much better than the original that the TV version is a real disappointment – the stupid music, the lousy special effects, the clumsy resolution of the story all either absent or fixed on the printed page. It is not one of the great novelisations but it is nonetheless very enjoyable.

I have already re-read Doctor Who and the Carnival of Monsters, so next up is:

25) Doctor Who and the Space War, by Malcolm Hulke

I was getting a bit worried about Malcolm Hulke after the disappointments of Doctor Who and the Doomsday Weapon and Doctor Who and the Sea Devils, but this was a welcome return to form; the slightly odd politics of the human and Draconian governments seem a bit less improbable on the page, and everyone is given decently believable motivations. The one slightly odd thing is that the ending just has the Master tidying up his desk, rather than shooting the Doctor. I suppose this was a quiet tribute to Roger Delgado.

26) Doctor Who and the Planet of the Daleks, by Terrance Dicks

This is another book that solidly retells the TV story, without being diminished by wobbly special effects.

27) Doctor Who and the Green Death, by Malcolm Hulke

The Malcolm Hulke novelisations have been a bit hit and miss for me, so I am very glad to end on a high note. Where some of his other books are rather irritatingly written down for a younger readership, Doctor Who and the Green Death is written much more maturely – at one point Jo offers to pose topless for Professor Jones, which is rather prophetic in view of later developments in Katy Manning’s career. (In fairness, their romance is one of the best constructed narratives of romantic companion departure in the whole of Who; perhaps the only serious rival is Vicki/Troilus in The Myth Makers.) For once, Hulke’s political themes are well-judged and match the tone of the narrative, and although we lose the full mania of the screen version of the mad computer, BOSS, we also (as so often from this era) lose the dodgy special effects. A particularly good effort.

I’ve said it before (though not all agree with me) but I’ll say it again: Jo Grant comes across much better on the printed page, perhaps because of the affection the writers of these books have for this era of the show in general. She often becomes a sympathetic viewpoint character rather than the whiny blonde side-kick she so often was on screen.

The same is true, indeed, for Pertwee’s Doctor, who comes across as more affectionate and humorous, and less arrogant, on the page when written by the people who designed the character rather than portrayed by the actor who had his own ideas.

The other UNIT personnel don’t fare so well. The Brigadier is on the whole a bit less cartoonish in the books than he became on screen; Yates and Benton don’t get a lot to do in most stories (Yates has his moment in The Green Death, Benton in The Three Doctors).

Sarah Jane next!

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18) Jhereg, by Steven Brust

Another of my sf reading resolutions for this year. This is the first in a long series of novels featuring assassin Vlad Taltos, in a well-imagined high fantasy setting. The style owes a great deal to Roger Zelazny, but I felt was not quite as even. Complex plot which more or less made sense; I quite enjoyed it, but not really enough to seek out more in this series.

Up early to catch my flight to Belfast via Manchester, and discover as I am about to leave the house that I have got the time of departure wrong by an hour.

Fortunately, the flight is an hour later than I had thought. That is the right way round.

Spent the last few days travelling in the Balkans for work purposes; Tuesday landing in Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro; Wednesday afternoon driving down to Tirana, the capital of Albania; Thursday in Tirana, and driving back up to Podgorica on Friday morning; and a couple of hours on the Montenegrin coast before my afternoon flight home yesterday.

It was my third time in Podgorica (formerly known as Titograd), but the first time that I was there in charge of my own agenda, as it were (my first visit in January 2002 was organised by the government, and my second in July 2006 by my field staff, back in the days when I had field staff). Our hotel was in the rather small Ottoman part of the city, near the clock tower and the mosques. Our business was all in the more modern district, which is a big rectilinear grid straddling the Morača river; it is oddly confusing, with both me and my colleague getting disoriented by the similar-looking streets. The shopping and restaurant section, along with some official buildings, takes up the southeastern half of the grid, on the eastern side of the river; the other half has some more official buildings along the far edge but is mainly occupied by the Morača gorge. The centre of Podgorica is buzzing, as you would expect of the capital of a newly independent country; the Balkan cafe culture is alive and well. No difficulty finding food or drink until well into the night.

It was my second time in Albania, after a conference there in April 2005. First time round I had rather bad luck with the food, but no complaints at all this time: our hotel was the International, on Scanderbeg Square, with breakfast and dinner on the balcony overlooking the monumental architecture (with the significant advantage that you cannot actually see the International Hotel itself). The sound of the muezzin comes at regular intervals from the Et’hem Bey mosque (though apparently this is pretty cosmetic, as nobody actually worships there, and the call to dawn prayers did not wake us as it usually does in Muslim countries – I suspect it doesn’t in fact happen). Tirana is rather brimming with self-confidence; the Albanian economy has been growing massively, they just got invited to join NATO, and the nasty infighting which has characterised the political scene since the fall of Communism has died down, at least for the time being.

We drove between the two capitals, a distance of 160 km / 100 miles, the same as between Dublin and Belfast. The road on the Albanian side is very good from Shkodër down to Tirana, which is basically the southern two thirds of the route. In Tirana itself it is pretty bad – massive roadworks, which presumably will lead to some improvement. From Shkodër to Podgorica it is surprisingly empty of traffic for a major route between the capitals of two neighbouring countries. On our way down, we found ourselves negotiating with pigs and sheep that had wandered onto it. On the way back up again, in an even more graphic indicator of the traffic levels, we saw a tortoise crossing the road with no apparent concern (though how one could tell if a tortoise was worried, I am not sure). On the Montenegrin side in particular it is really twisty and narrow. Apparently there are plans to upgrade it over the next couple of years.

The Montenegrin coast is lovely as ever. I flew in on a direct flight from Brussels to Tivat airport, rented the car there and drove up to Podgorica; and dropped down to the coast again yesterday to see a friend who was staying there. It’s much cheaper than the Croatian coast, and still relatively unspoilt. I found it very interesting, though, that the coastline was festooned with posters inviting you to buy your Montenegrin dream home – in Russian. I was told that 18% of foreign investment in Montenegro is from Russia, compared with 52% from the EU; I wonder how that compares with other countries?

Anyway, back home safely. Off to Belfast for 24 hours tomorrow; will be glad when this run of travel is over.

I was pleasantly surprised, on reviewing my Second Doctor lore as I read the novelisations, to realise that I had not seen any of the four surviving episodes of The Ice Warriors, though I had listened to an audio version with Fraser Hines narrating. So I watched it, and it is a heck of a lot better with the pictures than without; the sense of a really cold environment, with different groups of humans surviving as best they can, and the Ice Warriors themselves all come across really well on the screen. Not surprised to see that this was an early effort of one of DW’s more successful directors. Shame about Victoria but you can’t have everything.

I don’t have a lot of Four stories left – half of the Invasion of Time, a few from the last season, and just one last story after this remaining from Sarah Jane’s first run on the show. Fannish consensus is fairly heavily against The Android Invasion, but I think this is a bit unfair, perhaps driven by the fact that it is not a particularly glorious farewell to Harry, Benton and UNIT as we first knew it. I thought the creepiness of the village which is not really a village, the general concept of the android doppelgangers, and the sinister Kraals behind the scenes, worked rather well. Admittedly the Kraals’ plot makes No Sense At All, but they are neither the first nor the last baddies in Who of whom this is true. Also we get to see Tom Baker playing the Doctor’s evil double (as again with another story reviewed below).

The Stones of Blood was one that I remembered fondly from first time round, and I liked it again on re-watching three decades later. Perhaps, now that puberty is behind me rather than yet to come, I appreciate Mary Tamm’s costumes as Romana all the more. But of course I also have a fascination with megaliths, and this is the only broadcast story that really uses them (though see also the SJA story The Thirteenth Stone). And of the three stories featuring an ancient cult in England within a few years of 1980, this is the only one that really pulls it off well (the other two being Image of the Fendahl and K9 and Company).

I either missed most of Meglos first time round or else just wasn”t concentrating. It too is rather excoriated by fans, but it reminded me rather of the middle-grade Pertwee stories: there is one absolutely wooden performance, Edward Underdown as Zastor, and the special effects are dire (watch Tom Baker’s legs disappear as he walks across the desert, and also we have plant monsters almost as bad as in The Chase). But there is plenty to like: the Grugger/Brotadac relationship, the return of Jacqueline Hill as Lexa, the whole concept of an evil cactus, and, again, Tom Baker playing the Doctor’s evil double and getting a lot more to work with this time. It isn’t the best story of the season by any means (that is probably Warriors’ Gate), but it’s not Tom Baker’s worst either.

17) Odd Man Out, by F.L. Green

Literally the only film I have seen this year is Carol Reed’s adaptation of this novel, published in 1944. So my write-up of it is very much based on the differences with the film, of which three seemed to me pretty significant.

The first, which concerns me most in a way, is that where the setting of Reed’s film is somewhat ambiguous, Green’s book is absolutely firmly set in Belfast in 1944. The city centre streets are named – Royal Avenue, Dublin Road, Victoria Street; and the tram that in the film is heading up the Falls Road is going up the Shankill in the book. Green therefore also catches the sectarian picture a bit more than the film does (or could); the youths on the tram chant “No Surrender!” at the police, the two ladies who care briefly for the fugitive Johnny are respectable Protestants, which adds an extra poignancy.

Second is the book’s structure – whereas the film continually cuts between Johnny and his various pursuers, in the book he is almost absent from the first half after his colleagues abandon him, so that by the time we reach the mid point we are wondering what on earth has happened to him. Since he is then reintroduced to us half-way through the book, Green can be pretty clear about the fact that Johnny is dying as soon as he reappears; in the film there is a bit more suspense on this matter.

Third of course is the nature of the drama, culminating in the ending. It is inevitable, of course, that Johnny will die. But Green has Agnes and Father Tom more complicit in the manner of his death – and redemption, according to the last paragraph – than Reed. Throughout, Green talks about souls, faith, belief, where Reed concentrates more on character and action.

Altogether, it makes for a convincing package. William Hartnell’s character, Mr Fancy, is here the sinister Fencie, ten years older: difficult to choose between them or some of the other differences in characterisation. But basically, as so often, the film is very good but the book is even better.

For most of the last twelve years I have been a subscriber to the daily digest of news from Eastern Europe provided by Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty from Prague, and before that by the Open Media Research Institute in Munich. While its political leanings (pro-US and NATO, often euro-sceptic) were often visible in its reporting, it never missed a big story or even a medium-sized one in the course of breaking, and was certainly a more reliable tracker of events than any of the mainstream English language media. They cut back much of their Eastern Europe reporting after the EU enlargement of 2004, and last night came a message from Jeff Gedmin, who was head-hunted to run RFE/RL a couple of years back, to say that due to the weakness of the dollar they will no longer produce the daily newsline. It’s a shame; I can get pretty much the same information by setting up the relevant Google news alerts (and indeed have done so) but it was nice to have RFE/RL as a backstop reference point. At least the archives will remain on-line.

Happy birthday, my love! Wish I was there with you!

F was given some frogspawn to care for from school just before Easter, and the tadpoles graduated from the small plastic container they arrived in, to a bucket in his room. F has been very responsible about feeding them; I felt very uneasy though about having dozens of God’s creatures living under our roof, without the prospect of ultimate liberty.

But my doubts have been happily confounded. took us all to the local pond shop on Sunday, and bought some pondweed and a bonus pond snail. The pond shop itself was pretty amazing, a suburban labyrinth of water features (mostly inhabited by fish, amphibians and other invertebrates). Now, the big plastic turtle which we originally bought as a sandpit for B nine years ago, and which has since done occasional duty as a paddling pool, has become a new home for the tadpoles, sitting in the drive just outside the garden gates in order to prevent U from experimenting with the water. It has a couple of shelves that its inhabitants can sit on when their legs have grown, and has already started attracting insects. Summer is coming, and it is beautiful.

16) Contested Island: Ireland 1460-1630, by S.J. Connolly

I found this a much more interesting and well-structured book than Lennon’s Sixteenth Century Ireland. By the end of it I had a much better idea of the two key narratives – the shift of the Old English areas to permanent alliance with Gaelic Ireland, and the growth in power of the state apparatus centred in Dublin. The general failure of the Reformation to take hold in Ireland is a part of this story, but Connolly admits after surveying the various theories that he does not have a good explanation of why it failed. The least satisfactory thing about the book is that the six maps at the end are horrendously mislabelled; only one is published with the correct caption.

An unexpected benefit of reading about this period of Irish history is that it gives me a slightly different insight into international relations today. Reading how various English military expeditions tended to end not with the defeat of the Irish enemies, but with them being bought off with recognition of their authority and (often temporarily) converted to allies, has obvious parallels with today’s Iraq and Afghanistan. And the gradual extension of the central govenment’s authority across the whole island has many resonances with state-building efforts around the world up to the present.

It is fascinating that the British government in Ireland was utterly unable to cover its costs from locally raised revenue. At the start of the book, roughly 90% of Dublin Castle’s budget had to be met from Westminster; by the end of the book it was down to roughly 30% but that is still a heck of a lot – and the cost of this improvement in the finances was the loss of identification with English interests of the vast majority of the previously loyal population. One question that is rarely asked is, given the huge costs of Ireland to England, why bother? I guess there was a certain amount of protecting existing investments of property and prestige, but the question of securing a geographical back door to the English realm must have been even more important – just before the start of the sixteenth century, you have Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck, and just after the century ends you have thousands of Spanish troops landing in Kinsale.

Some of you will remember that my interest in this period is driven by family history. My namesake and ancestor Sir Nicholas White gets two mentions, one in passing as a reformist official, the other as the person who suggested that a legal dispute be resolved by the two litigants fighting to the death in the yard of Dublin Castle – which doesn’t sound terribly reformist to me…

Anyway, somewhat heavy going in places, but enlightening all the same.

Last week was insanely busy for me, and I’ve only just caught up with the news of the death of Richard Holme eight days ago, aged 71. I first knew of him in my early activist days as a student immediately after the SDP/Liberal merger, when diehard Liberals excoriated him as the demon prince of selling out to ex-Labour and later New Labour; his acceptance of a peerage rather than fight the winnable seat of Cheltenham threw activists there into a mild spin as well (if I remember rightly, the two candidates to replace him were the future MP Nigel Jones and his ex-wife, or something like that).

But when I actually got to know him, through my involvement in the Lib Dems Northern Ireland policy working group after I had moved back to Belfast, I found myself really impressed by his gravitas and also his humour. As the party’s Northern Ireland spokesman, and in the House of Lords to boot, he was a bit invisible to the public eye (I shouldn’t think many people reading this had ever heard of him), but was very active behind the scenes. He sent me a congratulatory note after I captained the QUB team on University Challenge, but mocked my election literature – “Couldn’t you have found a photograph to use which was taken after your fourteenth birthday?”

Once I moved to the Balkans we lost touch – I was sorry to see the circumstances of his parting company with the Broadcasting Standards Council, but glad to get back in touch with him briefly a couple of years ago. Nice tribute to him by Paddy Ashdown in the Independent and by Trevor Smith and others in the Guardian.

Did anyone else pick up on the similarities between the settings of The Doctor’s Daughter and The Ark? When they reached the spaceship at the end, I was really hoping for an explicit line about “the Steel Sky”, or perhaps an elephant in the undergrowth. As it was, it looked very similar to the jungle where the Doctor, Steven and Dodo met the Monoids all those years ago. So perhaps there was a general policy of sending out mixed crews of humans and humanoids; in one case, the humanoids might be half man, half fish; in another, they might be half human, a quarter Beatle, and a quarter ping-pong ball.

2) Template, by Matt Hughes

I actually read this book a week ago in Burgundy, but am following up on ‘s suggestion that we all blog about it today – Hughes has kindly been distributing it electronically to anyone who promises to review it on-line.

In style, it is a conscious homage to Jack Vance, whose Tales of the Dying Earth I enjoyed a couple of years ago. There are three notable differences. First, Hughes’ hero, Conn Labro, is a naïf rather than a man of smug sophistication like Cugel: he comes from a planet where all transactions are based on economics, so that (as another character describes him) he knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. The novel therefore becomes a quest on several levels as he explores the universe, discovers the truth about his origins and gets the girl and his inheritance. Second (though this may just me my lack of appreciation), it is much less funny. The worlds and cultures that Conn Labro encounters on his journey to enlightenment tend to be monolithically organised around a single principle, but the effect (for me anyway) was sinister rather than humorous, and presumably intended to be so.

Those two differences with Vance are matters of authorial choice, and I think Hughes deliberately takes his story in a direction Vance didn’t go, and on the whole navigates well. The third difference I noted, unfortunately, is not to Hughes’ credit. The women of Hughes’ universe are much less visible than the men: there is the central character’s love interest, a slightly comical police detective, and another character who stands and watches her brother gambling (why does she not gamble herself?) and is then horribly murdered. Vance’s women are much more interesting, and on occasion get the better of his hero. If Hughes’ hero doesn’t always win the argument, he makes up for it by saving his lover’s life.

One other small point I regretted in Hughes book – a road not taken, perhaps – is that there is a hint in an early chapter that the somewhat two-dimensional cultures described are each intended to represent one of the Seven Deadly Sins. This is a neat idea, and would have brought an interesting extra set of structures to mesh with what is a fairly standard hero’s quest narrative; but Hughes doesn’t quite do it. Still, I enjoyed the grand narrative sweep and general sensawunda. Good fun.

15) Kosova Express: A Journey in Wartime, by James Pettifer

I’ve met James Pettifer half a dozen times on the Balkans conference circuit, and corresponded with him occasionally; he was kind enough to send me a copy of this book shortly after its publication in 2005, since when it has sat accusingly on my bookshelves. But I was planning to go to Kosovo next week (in the event, my plans have changed and I will go only to Montenegro and Albania) and so picked it up a few days ago.

It is an autobiographical account of what it is like to be a reporter of conflict; the physical difficulties of transport and communication in the field, the problems of getting copy into the paper, convincing sceptical editors, and overcoming opposition and interference from the British foreign policy apparatus. It is also the political story of the movement of Kosovo from miserable subjection to the verge of independence, and I don’t think I have read a better account of the 1991-99 period; I really regretted that apart from a couple of vignettes from 2001, he does not take the story further.

Pettifer is a romantic. His story is full of geography, both human and physical; his Albania, Kosovo and Macedonia are steeped in history. This is both good and bad. I found myself in roughly equal measure deeply impressed by his insights into the interconnections between key figures and events across the region, and frustrated by his paranoia about continental western Europe (the “Euroids”) and the British intelligence services (though if even a quarter of what he alleges is true, there are some very serious questions to answer, for instance about the Macedonian arms plot of 1993). His sympathies, like Rebecca West’s, are absolutely clear, but that certainly does not make this a bad book. (I do wish someone had proof-read the Slavic names for him, though.)

Pettifer can be a difficult personality. I have seen him walk out of a conference before it began in protest at the presence of another participant. One wonders to what extent his difficulties with his various editors in London and elsewhere were personality clashes as much as professional issues. Having said that, I am impressed by the nice things he says about many people who I also count as friends, both in the region and among the foreign correspondents.

Anyway, if you want an insight into Kosovo that gives a very different perspective than the usual diplomatic histories, you could do a lot worse than start here.

Two nice extracts from Doctor Who and the Dæmons, for all you Doctor/Master shippers out there (the viewpoint character is the Master in both cases):

…in a moment, he would be witness to the fulfilment of one of his lesser ambitions—the death of his old enemy, the Doctor.

Funnily enough, he was experiencing a twinge of regret. They had not always been enemies. In the early days at school they had been playmates. Even later, though their paths diverged, a friendly rivalry had been as far apart as they would allow themselves to go. If only the Doctor weren’t so abominably good! All this claptrap about morality, integrity, compassion and the rest! If only he had seen sense, together they could have ruled the Universe… But there it was. The Doctor had chosen. It was his own fault that he had to be killed.

and

…his mind was full of memories of his sometime friend. The time they played truant together, ‘borrowed’ the Senior Tutor’s skimmer and went on an unauthorised visit to the Paradise Islands; the time he fooled the High Council of the Time Lords into thinking it was the Doctor who had put glue on the President’s perigosto stick; the time the Doctor saved his life by… He shook his head fiercely. This was no time for weakness.

Five more Who books, of which three are decidedly skippable and two rather good.

10) Doctor Who and the Terror of the Autons, by Terrance Dicks

This is one of Dicks’ better efforts – introducing three new regular characters (Jo Grant and the Master both get good introductions here, Mike Yates rather less so) and bringing back the Autons. The Doctor is an inveterate name-dropper, and basically more fun than the character as actually played by Pertwee. It is a very rare case of Dicks actually improving on a Robert Holmes script – certainly when I eventually saw the original TV version I was disappointed that the ‘orrible squamous Nestene Consciousness does not actually materialise in sight of the viewer. And it is a taproot text for much else in the later Doctor/Master stories – the radio telescope in Logopolis, the phone call in Last of the Time Lords. A good one.

ObNI: McDermott, who is the only identifiably Northern Irish character I know of in Doctor Who, here becomes a “Northcountry man”.

11) Doctor Who – the Mind of Evil, by Terrance Dicks

As often happens with stories from this period, we lose the action sequences which made the original story watchable and the confusion of the plot is therefore mercilessly exposed to the reader. Three different strands of action (Master/Keller machine; nerve gas nuclear missile; peace conference) all combine here rather confusingly.

12) Doctor Who and the Claws of Axos, by Terrance Dicks

As often happens with stories from this period, the printed page is able to compensate for the ropy special effects and less convincing performances of the original. The story is still pretty silly though.

13) Doctor Who and the Doomsday Weapon, by Malcolm Hulke

This was one of those books which, on rereading, failed to live up to my fond childhood memories. Hulke irritatingly switches between writing down for a younger audience and meandering into heavy-handed political parable. For whatever reason, it is written as if it were Jo Grant’s first story; and the introduction is much more clumsily handled than in Doctor Who and the Terror of the Autons. The back-story of the human colonists is ripped off unimaginatively from dozens of better sf books about future dystopias. And the whole plot basically makes no sense. The least good of the Hulke books so far.

14) Doctor Who and the Dæmons, by Barry Letts

This was one of those books which, on rereading, very much lived up to my fond childhood memories. It is funny, witty, adds bags of backstory to both minor and major characters (the account of the Doctor and the Master growing up together on Gallifrey ought to be canon for all interested fanfic writers), substitutes far better special effects on the page for the end-of-budget ones we got on-screen, and is generally a good read. My favourite Third Doctor book so far.

Yes, a lot of you got it: the seven women in my previous question are all presidents of their countries – respectively, as said, of Liberia, Ireland, Finland, Philippines, Chile, Argentina and India. has a point in that not all have executive powers – though the majority of them (Liberia, Philippines, Chile, Argentina and to a certain extent Finland) do.

Female heads of state is too broad an answer – that would leave out the Queens of the United Kingdom, Denmark and the Netherlands, and arguably the Governors-General of Canada, Antigua and Barbados Barbuda, and St Lucia.

Even democratically elected female heads of state/ female heads of state in republics is too broad an answer – that description would also have to include this lady, currently in her second term and looking a bit uncomfortable in her ceremonial uniform:

So, who is she???

Edited to add: – See comments for the answer – got the country, and named her correctly.

What makes these seven women unique in the world today?

shares my insane fascination and writes about it at length here. There’s not a lot of us about who appreciate her.