Astrological correspondence

Doesn’t happen very often, but someone has contacted me about the astrology sections of my website, to teach me the error of my ways:

If you are basing your data on the Gregorian or Julian calendar, you are grossly in error. The instituted calendar in use today is based on the Roman Catholic Church’s purposeful predetermined misinformation to the masses. The astrological planetary alignment at the time of the birth of Christ has already been scientifically and correctly determined, and the historical data derived from scripture and recorded documentation, also, has been determined in the timeline of historic events in conjunction with this planetary alignment.
Any attempt at determining prophetic insight should be based on the correct timeline derived from the base facts of this planetary alignment of the solar system. The progression of the heavenly configurations do not lie, and stand as historic and unalterable fact.

So that’s me told. He also sent me a link to his website. Glorious.

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Pratchett/Gaiman

Am now reading Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett’s take on “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”, and pondering the similarities and differences with Neil Gaiman’s version from Sandman. The two of them have often tackled similar themes in different ways, witness Hogfather and American Gods.

And of course, both of them have anthropomorphised Death as a recurrent character who likes to wear black, with an extended family. Though if you look at the two pictures below, you may spot certain subtle differences in the way each author portrays the character.

Death, by Pratchett Death, by Gaiman

See what I mean?

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Bah

Via and Cheryl Morgan, the sad news that the SCI FICTION website is to stop publishing sf at the end of this year.

I have a weekly reminder to tell me to look at it, and never quite remember to unless someone jogs my memory, but Ellen Datlow has published a number of superb stories and I think has maintained an impressive level of quality overall, at least matching the print magazines and ahead of several of them. I hope someone does/has a backup archive.

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Ow

First serious attack of mouth ulcers in almost a year, brought on (I’m pretty sure) by skipping breakfast two days of last week, aftermath of minor car crash two weeks ago, and pile-up of work after a week of travel. Have been trying the steroid paste with no success at all. Now switching to straight painkillers plus tea-tree oil mouthwash. May not heal them any faster but my mouth smells nice. (I hope.)

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November Books 8) Doctor Who: Genocide

8) Doctor Who: Genocide, by Paul Leonard

Picked this up really as an experiment at WorldCon. I never saw the Eighth Doctor TV movie, so this is my first encounter with him; I had no idea if his companion, Sam, was canonical or not though I now learn from Wikipedia that she had an exciting life“The Green Death”.

Well, it’s not bad. The central plot is a set of time paradoxes – will humanity survive, or will we be displaced by humane, environmentally conscious equine quadrupeds who are very reminiscent of Swift’s Houyhnhnms? The Doctor has to choose one way or the other, and either way an entire race may be destroyed, hence the genocide of the title. I felt there were one or two problems with the internal chronology of the book which could not be smoothed over by time-travel, and too many cases of a) characters promising not to move from a safe location, then immediately doing so and b) “I’m going to kill you now!” “No you’re not.” “Okay, I won’t kill you now but I might kill you later!” And one plot twist was foreshadowed many years ago by Douglas Adams, but I thought Paul Leonard invested it with a certain dignity (leaving a message in the basalt, surely inspired by the towel in the prehistoric volcano). Overall it was just about worth the £2 I paid for it.

I’m stunned to discover that there are no less than 73 books in the Eighth Doctor Adventures series! Are any of them better than this? If so, I’d be interested in looking at them…

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November Books 7) Hogfather

7) Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett

I wasn’t especially expecting to like this book. The humour of inventing unrealistic characters and then putting them in a difficult position has always seemed contrived to me. But a sudden impulse hit me in Vienna airport last week, and I bought it. And I rather liked it. I must get more of the Susan Sto Helit sub-series – she is a great character.

OK, I wasn’t really sure that the plot made total sense in the end. The means and motivation of the villains, and to a certain extent of Death, are not so well explained. But Pratchett has managed to pack an awful lot of layers of allusion about families, celebrations, belief and morality into the story – and I think he does it rather better than Neil Gaiman in American Gods. I’ve been having fun glancing through this list to see what references I missed.

Two bits I didn’t miss were his nods to Arthur C Clarke – when Stibbons explains to the Archchancellor that his computer works by “sufficiently advanced magic”, and then a bit later on a paraphrase of HAL 9000 when Hex announces, “I Am Fully Recovered And Enthusiastic About My Tasks”. Clarke of course is famous for wanting to explore spirituality without invoking God. Pratchett here is invoking gods, and many of them, but I think Clarke would be comfortable with the result.

And of course the main point of reading a Pratchett book is for the humour. The “Blue Bird of Happiness” was a particularly great moment of bathos. And you can’t beat one-liners like “I’m sure he wouldn’t keep on eating them if they were addictive.”

Good stuff.

The Colour of Magic | The Light Fantastic | Equal Rites | Mort | Sourcery | Wyrd Sisters | Pyramids | Guards! Guards! | Eric | Moving Pictures | Reaper Man | Witches Abroad | Small Gods | Lords and Ladies | Men at Arms | Soul Music | Interesting Times | Maskerade | Feet of Clay | Hogfather | Jingo | The Last Continent | Carpe Jugulum | The Fifth Elephant | The Truth | Thief of Time | The Last Hero | The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents | Night Watch | The Wee Free Men | Monstrous Regiment | A Hat Full of Sky | Going Postal | Thud! | Wintersmith | Making Money | Unseen Academicals | I Shall Wear Midnight | Snuff | Raising Steam | The Shepherd’s Crown

November Books 6) A Feast for Crows

6) A Feast for Crows, by George R.R. Martin

If you haven’t read Martin’s previous books in his A Song of Ice and Fire series, A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings and A Storm of Swords, just go out and buy them now. This is not especially a grand tale of human destiny but more a narrative of dynastic conflict, a fantasy epic with everything that Robert Jordan’s dismal Wheel of Time series doesn’t have – believable characters, believable cultural variations in a world based loosely on medieval Europe, tight plotting, surprise twists.

We’ve been waiting years for this book. I managed to get it electronically from Powell’s rather than lay out on the hardback, but I will now put in an Amazon pre-order on the paperback as there’s nothing quite like dead trees. Also the difficulty with ebooks is that you can’t easily riffle back and forth through the pages to check back on small details. There’s a difference between 784 sides of paper and 4448 “page down” clicks. It reminds you of why the codex won out over the scroll.

You couldn’t really start the series by reading A Feast for Crows, as too much depends on previous narrative, and I slightly wished that I had gone back and reread the earlier ones to re-orient myself. But hey, that’s what the Christmas holiday is for. Non-spoiler points to bear in mind – Martin has covered only half the characters here, and that doesn’t include most people’s favourites – exiled princess Daenerys Targaryen, the queen’s dwarf brother Tyrion Lannister, religious fanatic and royal pretender Stannis Baratheon; we get only a glimpse of Eddard Stark’s illegitimate son Jon Snow and hear nothing at all about his surviving brothers. We do get a whole new set of narrative viewpoints about the Greyjoys and the struggle for power on and around the Iron Islands. And we do get a couple of chapters for each of the Stark daughters, both of whom have now been forced to take on new identities – one of these chapters, “Cat of the Canals”, depicting Arya’s life in a foreign city, is a really fantastic piece of writing even taken on its own.

There were two new factors that I particularly liked in this book. First of all, Queen Cersei’s unleashing of religious fundamentalism as part of her desperate attempt to cling to power, surely at least a partial commentary on current affairs. And second, Martin’s portrayal of the devastating effects of a civil war that has now lasted for years on the ordinary people. A recurrent theme of the series has been the gap between the theory and practice of chivalry as it applies to knights and ladies. Now we seem to be seeing a lot more of what it means for those in other social categories as well.

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I commented briefly in a previous post, when I was half way through,  that the twin storylines of Jaime and Brienne, coming to terms with honour in their different ways, seem to me to be at the core of the book. Jaime’s rejection of his sister at the end is a suitable termination to his particular journey. But I really didn’t expect poor Brienne to come to such a sticky end, and that courtesy of Catelyn, of all people. She has learnt her lesson about the glamour of chivalry the hard way. (And Catelyn, surely one of the more attractive characters of the earlier books, has become literally a monster.)

Martin does have thoroughly evil characters, but they are at least comprehensible in their nastiness. Cersei is not an attractive personality, but is at least a comprehensible one, unable to trust anybody, driving away amyone competent enough to be a potential threat and thus weakened by her reliance on second-rate advisers; also shagging people to increase your power is a currency that gets devalued pretty fast the more you use it. Her fall appeared inevitable right from the beginning of the book, but again, I did not expect it to come at the hands of the religious forces she had unleashed. Presumably we leave King’s Landing with both queens in prison and in the grip of a theocracy, and the stage is set for a vicious settling of scores between rival religions in a later volume. It feels almost like Iran in the second half of January 1979, except that there is no Khomeini waiting in the wings. Is there?

I was less gripped by the side story of the Martells, possibly because I had largely forgotten who they were. They will presumably have an important part to play in the restoration of Daenerys to the throne. Similarly the story of Samwell, though it included some nice bits of writing, felt a bit detached from the main narrative, and the Greyjoy story seems marginal at the moment (and if I’m not mistaken faded out not much more than half way through the book). I suspect those parts of the book will improve once I reread the earlier volumes and see them in context a bit better.

So, in summary, great stuff, and thoroughly recommended provided you’ve read the earlier books in the series. Mostly I read sf for escapism, but the subject matter here is surprisingly close to my work…

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Great moments in office politics

On one of the evenings of my work trip last week, four of us were sharing a taxi back to the hotel after dinner. The taxi was small, so one of my female colleagues ended up sitting on my knee for the (short) trip.

“I’m sorry to crush you with my weight,” she commented.

“That’s OK,” I replied, “I’m pleasantly surprised.”

As Rachel famously put it in Friends, that remark sounded soooo much better in my head before I said it.

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Editing notes

Two verbs best avoided: “to table” and “to sanction”

In American English, to “table” a topic means to remove it from the agenda for discussion. In other dialects, it means to put it on the agenda for discussion.

The verb “to sanction” means both “to permit” and “to penalise”. The meaning of the sentence “The opposition demonstrators were sanctioned” is not clear.

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Where’s France?

Or, to be more accurate, where’s Paris, or Rennes, or Toulouse, or particularly Strasbourg?


Don’t ask CNN, anyway…

(Thanks to , who like me is worried about US pre-emptive strikes on France hitting the neighbours by mistake…)

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Mastermind

OK, I admit it, I was rooting for the Irishman rather than the Australian, out of pure national solidarity, so I was gleefully happy at the outcome.

But also, since the guy who chose Philip K Dick as his specialised subject crashed and burned, the choice was between Father Ted and Vermeer. No choice at all, really.

By the way, did anyone else notice John Humphreys’ astrophysical slip of the tongue? He asked about “Kor M” stars, pronouncing it “core emm” rather than “K or M” which is presumably what the question should have been (the answer was “red dwarfs“).

PS – , were you subtitling this one? I thought it was a good piece of work. (Neither of us is hearing impaired, but we do have loud children, so tend to put the subtitles on.)

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Blast from past

One of the ministers from the 1974 Northern Ireland power-sharing executive has just got in touch to send a minor correction to my description of his result in the 1973 Assembly election. I had no idea that he was still alive!

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November Books 5) The Days of the Consuls

5) The Days of the Consuls, by Ivo Andrić

I had previously heard of this book as Travnik Chronicle, which is the original Serbo-Croat title, but only worked out that they were the same novel as I was finishing it. It’s the story of life in Andrić’s home town of Travnik as experienced by the Austrian and French consuls during the Napoleonic wars, told mainly from the viewpoint of the foreigners living in the town. I really liked it.

When I was living in Bosnia in 1997-98, I had a choice of four routes from Banja Luka to Sarajevo – two ran east and then south, through Doboj, with the choice between a shortcut at Prnjavor or the longer but better road through Derventa; and the other two were south and then east, either the longer and better road along the Vrbas valley or the mountain road over Mount Vlašić, rejoining the main road just west of Travnik. (Nowawdays the other mountain road going east through Kotor Varoš and Maglaj has been so much improved that it is the best route.)

The Doboj route was usually faster, but the Travnik route much prettier; the beautiful old town is just at the right place for a break, and I’ve had many a cup of coffee or glass of yogurt sitting beside the Lašva river (sadly these days better known for the massacres of the 1990s). What is particularly striking – now as in the nineteenth century – is the way the old town just pops out at you from around a corner as you are travelling, fortress and minarets glowing in the sunlight reflected off the mountains (if you are lucky with the weather).

I remember once on the road back home from Sarajevo, with Anne and a very young B, we took the Mount Vlašić route. We had just crossed a temporary metal bridge over a river gorge when B started crying and we had to stop to feed her, right beside a Dutch army camp. You can’t exactly knock on the door of a large tent, but we made our presence known and begged some Douwe Egberts (the Dutch army does not stint itself on coffee). The soldiers explained, pointing at the bridge we had just crossed, that they were posted there to prevent it from being stolen. We wished them well.

But back to the book. Travnik was the administrative capital of Bosnia until 1850, so the obvious place for the consuls to be posted. I thought at first that there was no plot at all, just a series of balanced and very detailed character sketches of the consuls themselves, their wives, the three successive viziers, and their staff. The native Bosnians themselves are not at the centre of the narrative – the Catholic clergy feature quite a lot, the mainly Muslim townspeople to a large extent as stereotypes (the book’s biggest flaw), the Jewish community are reasonably well represented, the local Serbs come into it only twice quite near the end.

But I began to realise that the book is largely about how people experience other cultures. Although the foreigners – Austrians, French and Ottoman viziers – all hate living in Travnik and dealing with the locals, I think Andrić portrays this as a big mistake on their part. Danville, the French consul who arrives at the start and leaves at the end, is the most sympathetic character, perhaps closest to a viewpoint character, but he is perpetually writing bad poetry about Napoleon and missing the local drama of the town for the sake of conspiring against the Austrians. By the time I was halfway through the book I felt that it should be compulsory reading for anyone working on the Balkans, provided they were prepared to look through the Western characters’ stereotypical reactions to the Bosnians.

Am I reading it too generously? Was Andrić being serious rather than ironic? Why could he not have stated more clearly that he is exposing rather than sympathising with the foreigners’ condescension? I stand by my interpretation because Andrić wrote the book in 1942, in Nazi-occupied Belgrade. And I think that his portrayal of civilised diplomats immersed in a barbarous, violent culture takes on a whole new burden of meaning when you remember that, until the collapse under German invasion of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia, Andrić was serving his country as an ambassador – in Berlin.

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The last week

And so my travels come to a close.

We flew into Dubrovnik airport, and bussed to the resort village of Prčanj close to the ancient walled town of Kotor, for our senior staff retreat. Lovely place, of course; I went with a small group into Kotor itself for dinner one evening, and then on the last morning took a walk with a Kenyan colleague around the village itself – massive Catholic church on a promontory, originally built under French/Italian rule in 1809, and then revamped under Franz Josef in 1913. We also had lunch with the prime minister and dinner with the speaker of parliament. They are pretty firm about heading for an independence referendum next year.

Then 24 hours in Vienna, doing meetings in the Austrian Foreign Ministry in the morning and the OSCE in the afternoon. No time for tourism, alas, though I have been to Vienna before.

And so to Kyiv, where we’ve been having our organisation’s board meeting. Ukraine is my 44th country (will update that web page when I get home). We had dinner with the prime minister.

I managed to get out for a good walk around town with a colleague. The architecture is reminiscent of Moscow – Slavic and monumental – yet somehow a little less oriental. The Ukrainian letter І/і seems to be in every single word, so for someone like me who is used to other varieties of Cyrillic you really know which country you are in. (Have also been looking out for Ї/ї, Є/є and Ґ/ґ – plenty of the first, fewer of the second and I haven’t seen any of the third.)

We wandered through the Maidan where the revolutionary students camped at the end of last year (I bought a Yuliya Tymoshenko t-shirt), and then down the cobbled street at the bottom of which Bulgakov (or, as they say here, Bulhakov) lived. The street is full of artisan stalls, selling paintings, embroidery, matrioshka dolls, painted eggs, everything. I found one little stall selling Red Army and Soviet memorabilia, but also other second world war relics including Wehrmacht medals and more Nazi stuff than I think I’ve ever seen before. (That is, not very much but enough to cover two or three dinner plates.) I commented later to a colleague that while I’ve seen Red Army stuff for sale in Germany I’ve never seen Nazi memorabilia there. He reminded me that it is in fact illegal to sell such items in Germany.

They wouldn’t let us go around Bulgakov’s house without a tour guide and there wasn’t an English-speaking one available so we got a cab down the river to the fantastic Lavra complex of monasteries, where there is a poorly sign-posted but utterly amazing collection of Scythian gold. The Scythians obviously get a bad press from their Greek neighbours but they clearly had a very advanced material culture. It was rather stunning to compared the superb artistry of the 5th century BC with the much inferior products of the 12th century AD downstairs. Also rather fascinating was the small collection of Jewish silverwork from the seventeenth to nineteenth centuries – striking, in a way, that there was so little of it. (The Khazars were mentioned in one of the earlier explanatory panels; their religion was not.)

Home this evening. Can’t wait.

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November Books 4) Olympos

4) Olympos, by Dan Simmons

Crumbs, what a disappointment. I really liked Ilium, the first book in this story of a Trojan War being replayed against a science-fictional background. But the sequel is rambling, self-indulgent and most importantly fails to satisfactorily explain What Is Really Going On. For 690 pages. Ray warned me; I should have listened. Oh yeah, and another thing – if you’re going to use “thou” and “thee” for heaven’s sake get the grammar right! Both are singular only, “thou” and only “thou” is the subject of the sentence (and “thee” and only “thee” the object) and the possessive pronoun is “thy” (allowably “thine” before a vowel).

WRONG: But if thee wishes to monitor your beloved’s life or death…
RIGHT: But if thou wishest to monitor thy beloved’s life or death…

WRONG: When your lover’s condition changeth, thee shall know it now. (corrected – I originally typed “you shall”)
RIGHT: When thy lover’s condition changeth, thou shalt know it now.

WRONG: One of thee three…
RIGHT: One of you three… or One of ye three

I also spotted a reference to John Keat’s [sic] “Ode to a Nightingale”.

Don’t bother with this one folks.

Chomsky on Srebrenica, again

NB: See subsequent posts on Chomsky for more on this.

My post last Monday drew several responses on Chomsky’s behalf, two of which were anonymous and somewhat vitriolic (one posted from an IP address in Spain, the other from Australia), as well as a link to Oliver Kamm. I have done Chomsky the honour of a little more background research, and will give him a little, but only a little, more credit than I did previously.

Chomsky says in explanation:

I did not support Diana Johnstone’s right to publish strongly enough when her book was withdrawn by the publisher after dishonest press attacks, which I reviewed in an open letter that any reporter could have easily discovered.

I don’t, in fact, detect much difference between this explanation and Chomsky’s remarks about Johnstone as originally reported in the body of the article; indeed the headline quotes (to which Chomsky reasonably objects) are not a fair representation of his words, as was clear to anyone who took the time to read the article (as I did); but surely he has been in public life long enough not to actually expects accuracy and subtlety from headline writers?

Anyway, it took me a surprising amount of googling – and my internet searching skills are not bad – but I think I have found the open letter here. In fairness, he does indeed say that Srebrenica was a terrible crime, though “much lesser” than the actions of the Indonesian government in East Timor for which he blames the US and UK (and to a lesser extent Sweden). On the other hand, he supports Johnstone’s equivocation about whether or not Srebrenica was an act of genocide.

But the last paragraph of Chomsky’s open letter really made me blink:

it would be interesting to learn how the Swedish press explains the fact that their interpretation of Johnstone’s book differs so radically from that of Britain’s leading scholarly foreign affairs journal, International Affairs. I mentioned the very respectful review by Robert Caplan, of the University of Reading and Oxford. It is obligatory, surely, for those who condemn Johnstone’s book in the terms just reviewed to issue still harsher condemnation of International Affairs, as well as of the universities of Reading and Oxford, for allowing such a review to appear, and for allowing the author to escape censure.

My friend Richard Caplan, of the Universities of Reading and Oxford, must be increasingly weary of being confused with the journalist Robert Kaplan, but it is certainly his review to which Chomsky refers. The opening paragraph – “Slobodan Milosevic emerges as a multiculturalist committed to the preservation of a reformed socialist Yugoslavia who was demonized by the West not because of his militant nationalism, which she maintains the West largely fabricated, but because he stood in the way of western hegemonic designs for the region” – is surely to be read with irony, especially since the second half of the review is devoted to identifying errors and omissions by Johnstone which critically undermine her arguments. Chomsky thinks the review is “respectful”. I would describe it more as icily polite; but read it and judge for yourself.

My own furious reaction to Chomsky’s interview in the Guardian was provoked by his reported comment on Johnstone that her work “may be wrong; but it is very careful and outstanding work”. I’m glad to discover that Chomsky actually agrees that Bad things Happened at Srebrenica. But I’m shocked that a “top public intellectual” is unable to report accurately on the content of other people’s book reviews. And I still don’t see how any “top public intellectual” can reconcile the concept of “very careful and outstanding work” on issues as important as Srebrenica with the possibility that such work “may be wrong”. I have the fanciful notion that the concept of freedom of speech does not oblige publishers or newspaper editors to provide a platform for wicked lies.

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November Books 3) The Jewel-Hinged Jaw

3) The Jewel-Hinged Jaw, by Samuel R. Delany

This is a collection of a dozen pieces about sf, written between 1966 and 1976. They vary greatly in both length and quality; the longest, an article called “Shadows”, is 80 pages, split into 60 sections which really appear just thrown together at random. I found some of this book stimulating but other bits overblown – for instance, Delany’s apparently serious argument that there is no difference in average height between men and women, it’s just that tall women and short men are oppressed by society and are in hiding as a result. I really bought the book for his essay on Thomas Disch (who I haven’t read) and Roger Zelazny (who I have) and I thought that was well worth the cost (I’ve promised my thoughts on this at greater length but have probably missed her deadline by now). His longer piece on The Dispossessed had some sensible points in it but attacked the book for being insufficiently feminist and open-minded about sex, a view which will doubtless surprise many of its readers. So there we are; all interesting, but some bits much more interesting and worthwhile than others.

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First interviews this month

From :

  1. What languages do you speak?
    Well, English, obviously; also French, Dutch and German to a reasonable but not-quite-professional level of fluency. Rather to my surprise I was able to carry on a brief conversation in Italian earlier today with a little old Montenegrin man who was telling me about his local church. I can manage tourist-level Serbo-Croat, and a rather lower level – not utter incomprehension, but a very long way away from being fluent – in Macedonian, Bulgarian and Russian. I shall find out how good my Ukrainian is tomorrow.
  2. What book are you reading at the moment?
    Olympos, by Dan Simmons, his sequel to Ilium. Finding it slightly tough going to be honest.
  3. If you could go on holiday anywhere in the world RIGHT NOW, where would you go?
    As I type, I am sitting in a hotel in Vienna, after three days in Montenegro and with the looming prospect of a weekend in Kiev. So exotic travel is not awfully high on my personal list of priorities right now, and “holiday” means “time off work. So my answer is that I would happily spend a week or so vegetating in the ancestral home in Loughbrickland, County Down.
  4. What is your favourite smell?
    I do like herbs and food flavours of all kinds – garlic, curry, cardamom, coriander, tarragon, sage, dill, oregano, rosemary, thyme. My unexciting favourite is probably good old mint. I used to fantasise about having a pocket universe with only one planet in it, covered with mint plants, where I could sneak away to, alone or accompanied as necessary, when I needed a break.
  5. What was your favourite subject in school?
    It will come as little surprise that I was one of those annoying gits who enjoyed everything provided that the teacher was up to it. (I never quite got the hang of what we were supposed to do in art classes.) There were only two of us doing Latin O-level in my year (the school has stopped teaching it now altogether) so that was a bit quirky and more fun. Of my four A-level subjects, maths was probably the most intellectually satisfying, and German the most stimulating. But I find it a surprisingly difficult choice.

And asks:

  1. What was the best thing about growing up in Northern Ireland?
    Crumbs, not so easy to answer; I only grew up once, so it’s difficult to tell what particularly made a difference. I’m very grateful for my family, my education, and the political experience I gained a little later on. But the most Northern Ireland bit of that was the politics which I really only got into when I was in my mid-20s. So I guess I just Don’t Know.
  2. If you could travel in time, would you go forwards or back? Why?
    Back, I think. I am much more interested in finding out more about what already happened than running the risk of being disappointed by the future.
  3. Is there a piece of poetry that has had a lasting influence on you?
    Probably Robert Frost’s “The Road Not Taken“, about the choices we make in life.
  4. What’s your favourite guilty pleasure song?
    I have a number, including pretty much anything by Madonna, Kylie or Britney. But the ones that always get me are the classic Meat Loaf numbers, such as Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
  5. Have you ever considered a permanent move to a former-USSR state?
    I’ve only been to three former Soviet republics, Estonia, Moldova and Russia itself, though this time tomorrow I shall be in Ukraine all being well. I did live for two years in the former Yugoslavia and at one point was seriously considering making that a permanent move. But with our family situation I think moving to the ex-USSR is a bit unlikely in the near future. If someone offers me an ambassador-type position in fifteen years or so, that would be a different matter.

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November Books 2) Moving Mars

2) Moving Mars, by Greg Bear


This Nebula winner is the autobiography of Casseia Majumdar, Martian stateswoman, who is at the heart of an independence struggle that ends up with the entire planet escaping not just politically but physically from the rest of the solar system. All kinds of resonances in here from sf’s history – the three that came immediately to mind were Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, also his Red Planet and Asimov’s very early short story, “The Weapon Too Deadly To Use”. Plus the deadly nano-bots coming to life and devastating the human settlements, though a classic and almost cliched image of sf, were done very well here.

 

I really enjoyed this book and I’m rather surprised I hadn’t heard more about it from others. In particular, the main hard sf element of the plot, the acquisition by a relatively weak political player (the Martian government) of what is effectively a weapon of mass destruction, seemed to me awfully relevant to contemporary politics, if anything rather more so than when the book was first published in 1993. I guess that Bear’s vision of a revolutionary human society on Mars is less grandiose (though I think no less ambitious) than Kim Stanley Robinson’s massive trilogy which was coming out at around the same time, and perhaps his portrayal of how the political process appears to insiders – which I felt was realistic and well-informed – was insufficiently romanticised to leave a lasting impression in people’s memories.

 

I raised my eyebrows at first when Casseia was appointed to senior government office before the age of thirty (in earth years); but I had lunch yesterday with a prime minister (admittedly of a small and not-quite-independent European country) who was first appointed to that job when he was 28, and the circumstances described seemed to me to make the scenario just about plausible. And, of course, great stories are often told about unusual events.

 

Moving Mars scores very well on the sensawunda scale, better indeed than most Nebula winners. I felt it also worked well on the human level, with Casseia’s decisions and mistakes, both political and personal, convincingly portrayed. I have had my complaints about some past Nebula winners, but this one was a good call.

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November Books 1) Safe Area Goražde

1) Safe Area Goražde: The War in Eastern Bosnia 1992-95, by Joe Sacco

Another one of Time‘s top 25.

Most of my experience of Bosnia was far to the west and north of the town of Goražde, for three years a Muslim-held pocket surrounded by Serb forces. Before reading Sacco’s graphic novel, I knew precisely two anecdotes about it. One is from accounts of the peace negotiations at Dayton ten years ago this month, which provide a backdrop to Joe Sacco’s framing narrative: through use of satellite imaging, a mountain path linking Goražde to the rest of Muslim-held territory was found and actually written into the peace treaty; the exhilaration of the international negotiators at finding this solution forming a shocking contrast with the lack of enthusiasm of their local counterparts, who expected the war to resume in a year or so.

Sacco has a superb portrait here of a community under siege, not actually sure if there is a future, yet alone what it might hold (there were persistent rumours that Goražde might be traded to the Serbs in return for concessions elsewhere). He shows himself as an outsider, both slightly sinister (with his eyes never visible behind his glasses) and slightly absurd (with his lips grotesquely enlarged, giving him literally a big mouth). The inhabitants of Goražde, and their assailants, are shown as normal human beings, caught up in scenes of horror and destruction.

As well as providing a narrative of the people of Goražde, Sacco uses the book to make a couple of factual assertions that I have not seen anywhere else in writing about the war. One is that chemical weapons were used by the Serbs against refugees fleeing Srebrenica. He is completely convinced of this, although he concedes that Human Rights Watch, who also looked into the question, were not. I can add a little more supporting, though circumstantial, evidence from our report on Yugoslav arms sales to Iraq published in late 2002: it is a matter of record that the old Yugoslav army had a chemical weapons stockpile in the Sarajevo suburb of Hadžići, and that nobody (at least three years ago) seemed to know precisely what had happened to the stockpile after the army withdrew from Sarajevo in 1992. Quite likely most of it did reach military depots in Serbia, but it is far from impossible that some was diverted into Bosnian Serb hands en route, or subsequently.

Sacco’s second factual point is linked to the second of the two anecdotes I mentioned above – the notorious assertion by General Sir Michael Rose, at the time in charge of British peace-keepers, that a tank attack on the town could have been stopped by “one bloke with a crowbar” and that the defenders of Goražde were asking UN peacekeepers to do their fighting for them. Sacco’s depiction of the tank attack on a terrified and poorly armed civilian population is a far more eloquent refutation of Rose’s statement than could possibly have been achieved by the written word alone.

Perhaps few people these days will be very interested in the politics and history of Goražde. It is after all ten years since the Dayton negotiations which ended the Bosnian war. The debate about the rights and wrongs of international intervention is now, alas, completely different from the period when President Clinton and the rest of the international community displayed utter spinelessness in the face of warlordism and genocide in Somalia, Rwanda and Bosnia, before finally doing the right thing in Kosovo.

But the book remains very much worth reading as a human story of how people do survive in extreme circumstances, and ought to be celebrated as a classic of its genre.

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Chomsky on Srebrenica

NB: See subsequent posts on Chomsky for more on this.

From yesterday’s Observer:

…a journalist called Diane Johnstone made similar allegations in a Swedish magazine, Ordfront, taking issue with the official number of victims of the Srebrenica massacre. (She said they were exaggerated.) In the ensuing outcry, Chomsky lent his name to a letter praising Johnstone’s “outstanding work”. Does he regret signing it?

“No,” he says indignantly. “It is outstanding. My only regret is that I didn’t do it strongly enough. It may be wrong; but it is very careful and outstanding work.”

How, I wonder, can journalism be wrong and still outstanding?

What a wanker. I should have mentioned it at the time, but Eric Gordy over at East Ethnia has a comprehensive take-down of Johnstone’s claims about Srebrenica; and there’s another good compliation of relevant links here, including the guilty pleas of two senior Bosnian Serb officers involved with the massacre and the official report of the Bosnian Serb government (which actually estimates the number of deaths as being slightly higher than the Red Cross did).

I can see why Chomsky and his admirers feel that it is necessary to challenge the view of the world peddled by this, or any, US administration; but once your desperate urge to prove that American policy is wrong overcomes your ability to tell truth from lies, especially about atrocities such as Srebrenica, you have stopped being a “top public intellectual” and become merely a wanker.

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Chomsky interview

The Guardian has withdrawn this piece from their website, so I’m preserving the text here.

Emma Brockes
Monday October 31, 2005
The Guardian

A note to readers: On November 2 the Guardian published a letter from Noam Chomsky in which he was strongly critical of the interview below. Subsequently Professor Chomsky complained to the readers’ editor about the interview on a number of specific points. The readers’ editor has been investigating the complaint and has been in direct correspondence with Professor Chomsky. The readers’ editor will publish his findings when the matter is resolved.

Despite his belief that most journalists are unwitting upholders of western imperialism, Noam Chomsky, the radical’s radical, agrees to see me at his office in Boston. He works here as a professor of linguistics, a sort of Clark Kent alter ego to his activist Superman, in a nubbly old jumper, big white trainers and a grandad jacket with pockets designed to accomodate a Thermos. There is a half-finished packet of fig rolls on the desk. Such is the effect of an hour spent with Chomsky that, writing this, I wonder: is it wrong to mention the fig rolls when there is undocumented suffering going on in El Salvador?

Ostensibly I am here because Chomsky, 76, has been voted the world’s top public intellectual by Prospect magazine, but he has no interest in that. He believes that there is a misconception about what it means to be smart. It is not a question of wit, as with no 5 on the list (Christopher Hitchens) or poetic dash like no 4 (Vaclav Havel), or the sort of articulacy that lends itself to television appearances, like no 37, the thinking girl’s pin-up Michael Ignatieff, whom Chomsky calls an apologist for the establishment and dispenser of “garbage”. Chomsky, by contrast, speaks in a barely audible croak and of his own, largely unsuccessful, television appearances has written dismissively: “The beauty of concision is that you can only repeat conventional thoughts.” Being smart, he believes, is a function of a plodding, unsexy, application to the facts and “using your intelligence to decide what’s right”.

This is, of course, what Chomsky has been doing for the last 35 years, and his conclusions remain controversial: that practically every US president since the second world war has been guilty of war crimes; that in the overall context of Cambodian history, the Khmer Rouge weren’t as bad as everyone makes out; that during the Bosnian war the “massacre” at Srebrenica was probably overstated. (Chomsky uses quotations marks to undermine things he disagrees with and, in print at least, it can come across less as academic than as witheringly teenage; like, Srebrenica was so not a massacre.)

While his critics regard him as an almost compulsive revisionist, Chomsky is more mainstream now than ever as disgust with the Bush government grows; the book he put out after the twin towers attacks, called 9-11, sold 300,000 copies. Given that until recently he worked full-time at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, there remain suspicions over how he has managed to become an expert, seemingly, on every conflict since the second world war; it is assumed by his critics that he plugs the gaps in his knowledge with ideology.

Chomsky says this is just laziness on their part and besides, “the best scientists aren’t the ones who know the most data; they’re the ones who know what they’re looking for.”

Still, of all the intellectuals on the Prospect list, it is Chomsky who is most often accused of miring a debate in intellectual spam, what the writer Paul Berman calls his “customary blizzard of obscure sources”. I ask if he has a photographic memory and Chomsky smiles. “It’s the other way round. I can’t remember names, can’t remember faces. I don’t have any particular talents that everybody else doesn’t have.”

His daily news intake is the regular national press and he dips in and out of specialist journals. I imagine he is a fan of the internet, given his low opinion of the mainstream media (to summarise: it is undermined by a “systematic bias in terms of structural economic causes rather than a conspiracy of people”. I would argue individual agency overrides this, but get into it with Chomsky and your allocated hour goes up in smoke). So I am surprised when he says he only goes online if he is “hunting for documents, or historical data. It’s a hideous time-waster. One of the good things about the internet is you can put up anything you like, but that also means you can put up any kind of nonsense. If the intelligence agencies knew what they were doing, they would stimulate conspiracy theories just to drive people out of political life, to keep them from asking more serious questions … There’s a kind of an assumption that if somebody wrote it on the internet, it’s true.”

Is there? It’s clear, suddenly, that Chomsky’s opinion can be as flaky as the next person’s; he just states it more forcefully. I tell him that most people I know don’t believe anything they read on the internet and he says, seemlessly, “you see, that’s dangerous, too.” His responses to criticism vary from this sort of mild absorption to, during our subsequent ratty exchange about Bosnia, the childish habit of trashing his opponents whom he calls “hysterical”, “fanatics” and “tantrum throwers”. I suspect that being on the receiving end of lots “half-crazed” nut-mail, as he calls it (he gets at least four daily emails accusing him of being a Mossad agent, a CIA agent or a member of al-Qaida), has made his defensive position rather entrenched. Chomsky sighs and says that he has never claimed to have a monopoly on the truth, then looks merry for a moment and says that the only person who does is his wife, Carol. “My grandchildren call her Truth Teller. When I tease them and they’re not sure if I’m telling the truth, they turn to her and say: ‘Truth Teller, is it really true?'”

Chomsky’s activism has its roots in his childhood. He grew up in the depression of the 1930s, the son of William Chomsky and Elsie Simonofsky, Russian immigrants to Philadelphia. He describes the family as “working-class Jews”, most of whom were unemployed, although his parents, both teachers, were lucky enough to work. There was no sense of America as the promised land: “It wasn’t much of an opportunity-giver in my immediate family,” he says, although it was an improvement on the pogroms of Russia, which none the less Chomsky can’t help qualifying as “not very bad, by contemporary standards. In the worst of the major massacres, I think about 49 people were killed.”

The house in Philadelphia was crowded, full of aunts and cousins, many of them seamstresses who weathered the depression thanks to the help of the International Ladies Garment Union. Chomsky was four years old when he witnessed, from a passing trolley car, strikers outside a textile plant being beaten by the police. At 10 he wrote his first political pamphlet, against the rise of fascism in Spain. “It was all part of the atmosphere,” he says.

The Chomskys were one of the few Jewish families in an Irish and German neighbourhood, and Chomsky and his brother fought often in the street; he remembers there were celebrations when Paris fell to the Germans. His parents kept their heads down and until their deaths, he says, “never had an idea of what was going on outside”.

Chomsky had a choice of role models. There was his father’s family in Baltimore, who were “super-orthodox”. “They regressed back to the stage they were at even before they were in the shtetl, which is not uncommon among immigrant communities; a tendency to close in and go back to an exaggerated form of what you came from.” He smiles. “It’s a hostile world.”

Or there was his mother’s family in New York, who crowded into a big government apartment and got by solely on the wages of a disabled uncle, who on the basis of his disability was awarded a small newsstand by the state. Chomsky chose the latter and his radicalism grew out of the time he spent, from the age of 12, commuting to New York at weekends to help on the newsstand.

“It became a kind of salon,” he says. “My uncle had no formal education but he was an extremely intelligent man – he’d been through all the leftwing groups, from the Communists to the Trotskyists to the anti-Leninists; he was very much involved in psychoanalysis. There were a lot of German emigres in New York at the time and in the evening they would hang around the newsstand and talk. My uncle finally ended up being a pretty wealthy lay analyst on Riverside Drive.” He bursts out laughing.

It was a time, says Chomsky, when no one knew what was going to happen. They discussed the possibility of a socialist revolution, or of the country collapsing entirely. Anything seemed possible. Compared with these sorts of discussion, he found high school and, later, college, “dumb and stupid”. He was thinking of dropping out of the University of Pennsylvania when he met his second mentor, Zellig Harris, a linguistics professor who encouraged him to pursue his own academic interests. Chomsky had grown up in a household where language was important; his parents spoke Yiddish and his father wrote a PhD on 14th-century Hebrew, which the young Chomsky read with interest. And so he pursued a study of linguistics and many years down the line formulated a ground-breaking theory, that of “universal grammar”, the idea that the brain’s facility for language is innate rather than a function of behaviourism. It sounds to me as if he was an arrogant young man who thought, with some justification, that he knew more than his teachers. Chomsky bridles at the word arrogant and says: “No. I assumed I was wrong and took for granted that the standard approach [to linguistics] was correct.”

Even though he went on to study at Harvard, he still, in a rare concession to the romance of outsidership, describes himself as “self-taught”.

There were only a couple of years in the mid-1950s when he gave up activism altogether. He had met and married Carol Schatz, a fellow linguist, and they had three young children. Chomsky had to choose whether to commit himself to activism or to let it go. The Vietnam war protests were getting under way and, if he chose the former, there was a real danger of a jail sentence, so much so that Carol re-enrolled at college in case she had to become the sole breadwinner. But Chomsky was not, he says, the sort of person who could attend the occasional demo and then hope the world would fix itself.

“Yeah, my wife tried to talk me out of it, just as she does now. But she knows I can be stubborn and that I’ll carry on with it as long as I’m ambulatory or whatever.”

These days, Carol accompanies her husband to most of his public appearances. He is asked to lend his name to all sorts of crackpot causes and she tries to intervene to keep his schedule under control. As some see it, one ill-judged choice of cause was the accusation made by Living Marxism magazine that during the Bosnian war, shots used by ITN of a Serb-run detention camp were faked. The magazine folded after ITN sued, but the controversy flared up again in 2003 when a journalist called Diane Johnstone made similar allegations in a Swedish magazine, Ordfront, taking issue with the official number of victims of the Srebrenica massacre. (She said they were exaggerated.) In the ensuing outcry, Chomsky lent his name to a letter praising Johnstone’s “outstanding work”. Does he regret signing it?

“No,” he says indignantly. “It is outstanding. My only regret is that I didn’t do it strongly enough. It may be wrong; but it is very careful and outstanding work.”

How, I wonder, can journalism be wrong and still outstanding?

“Look,” says Chomsky, “there was a hysterical fanaticism about Bosnia in western culture which was very much like a passionate religious conviction. It was like old-fashioned Stalinism: if you depart a couple of millimetres from the party line, you’re a traitor, you’re destroyed. It’s totally irrational. And Diane Johnstone, whether you like it or not, has done serious, honest work. And in the case of Living Marxism, for a big corporation to put a small newspaper out of business because they think something they reported was false, is outrageous.”

They didn’t “think” it was false; it was proven to be so in a court of law.

But Chomsky insists that “LM was probably correct” and that, in any case, it is irrelevant. “It had nothing to do with whether LM or Diane Johnstone were right or wrong.” It is a question, he says, of freedom of speech. “And if they were wrong, sure; but don’t just scream well, if you say you’re in favour of that you’re in favour of putting Jews in gas chambers.”

Eh? Not everyone who disagrees with him is a “fanatic”, I say. These are serious, trustworthy people.

“Like who?”

“Like my colleague, Ed Vulliamy.”

Vulliamy’s reporting for the Guardian from the war in Bosnia won him the international reporter of the year award in 1993 and 1994. He was present when the ITN footage of the Bosnian Serb concentration camp was filmed and supported their case against LM magazine.

“Ed Vulliamy is a very good journalist, but he happened to be caught up in a story which is probably not true.”

But Karadic’s number two herself [Biljana Plavsic] pleaded guilty to crimes against humanity.

“Well, she certainly did. But if you want critical work on the party line, General Lewis MacKenzie who was the Canadian general in charge, has written that most of the stories were complete nonsense.”

And so it goes on, Chomsky fairly vibrating with anger at Vulliamy and co’s “tantrums” over his questioning of their account of the war. I suggest that if they are having tantrums it’s because they have contact with the survivors of Srebrenica and witness the impact of the downplaying of their experiences. He fairly explodes. “That’s such a western European position. We are used to having our jackboot on people’s necks, so we don’t see our victims. I’ve seen them: go to Laos, go to Haiti, go to El Salvador. You’ll see people who are really suffering brutally. This does not give us the right to lie about that suffering.” Which is, I imagine, why ITN went to court in the first place.

You could pick any number of other conflicts over which to have a barney with Chomsky. Seeing as we have entered the bad-tempered part of the interview, I figure we may as well continue and ask if he finds it ironic that, given his views on the capitalist system, he is a beneficiary of it. “Well, what capitalist system? Do you use a computer? Do you use the internet? Do you take an aeroplane? That comes from the state sector of the economy. I’m certainly a beneficiary of this state-based, quasi-market system; does that mean that I shouldn’t try to make it a better society?”

OK, let’s look at the non-state based, quasi-market system. Does he have a share portfolio? He looks cross. “You’d have to ask my wife about that. I’m sure she does. I don’t see any reason why she shouldn’t. Would it help people if I went to Montana and lived on a mountain? It’s only rich, privileged westerners – who are well educated and therefore deeply irrational – in whose minds this idea could ever arise. When I visit peasants in southern Colombia, they don’t ask me these questions.”

I suggest that people don’t like being told off about their lives by someone they consider a hypocrite. “There’s no element of hypocrisy.” He suddenly smiles at me, benign again, and we end it there.

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Interview questions

This time I’m asking, not answering. (Oddly, I much prefer answering these questions to asking them! There you go.) But since seven of you asked for questions off my previous entry on the subject, and I’m trying to think about packing for a seven day trip tomorrow, so I’m afraid you get two personalised questions each and three generic ones – though they are the generic questions that I have most enjoyed answering in the past. (Including the crude one.)

Remember the rules – post in your journal, and invite people to ask you for questions to interview them with.

Looking forward to reading them!

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OK, this is just silly

Blame :

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Imminent travels

Right, am off to the airport to drop Anne, Fergal and Ursula for their flight to Birmingham: off to stay with Anne’s sister and family near Swindon for a couple of days, then Kidderminster and Anne’s parents for another couple of days, returning I think on Thursday.

And tomorrow I go on what I hope is my last extended trip of the year: three days at a staff meeting in Prčanj, Montenegro (forecast temperature 21°C, 70°F), followed by 24 hours in Vienna (forecast temperature 13°C, 55°F) and then the weekend in Kiev (forecast temperature 8°C, 46°F), returning on Monday 7th. It will be my first time in Ukraine, though not in Austria or Montenegro.

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October Books 10) Going Postal

10) Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett

This book was famously withdrawn from the Hugo awards shortlist by its author, on the basis that he wanted to relax and enjoy the WorldCon. It’s impossible to know how well it would have done; it’s a very different book from the five that were actually on the list. His personal popularity, plus the fact that none of his novels had previously made it to the Hugo shortlist, would certainly have gained him a large sympathy vote for his entire œuvre, not just for this book.

I would still have voted for , but nonetheless, this is a good book, one of the best of the Discworld series. The basic plot is that Lord Vetinari appoints a petty criminal to run the Ankh-Morpork postal service. He invents stamps, and must confront the “clacks” semaphore signallers, in one of Pratchett’s better characterised narratives of personal redemption.

The background of Pratchett’s well-established fantasy world, undergoing its own sort of industrial revolution is further developed; the clacks system combines the failings of post-privatisation British railways and telecoms. As well as lots of golems and the first proper banshee of the Discworld series, we encounter more human weird creatures in the form of Discworld’s own versions of philatelists and phone phreaks.

And the whole thing is leavened by characteristic flashes of wit, such as the minor goddess Anoia, whose field of operation is Things That Stick In Drawers:

Often, but not uniquely, a ladle, but sometimes a metal spatula or, rarely, a mechanical egg-whisk that nobody in the house admits to ever buying. The desperate mad rattling and cries of ‘How can it close on the damn thing but not open it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?’ are as praise unto Anoia.

And then the punchline:

She also eats corkscrews.

How true.

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Interview again

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1) Do you generally read the journals of random strangers? I do occasionally browse lj’s of people I don’t know, but the process is usually guided rather than random – for instance, a search for people posting about “epistemic communities” a couple of weeks ago brought me into contact with . I also often check out friends’ friends lists just to see how my entries look (worrying about posting too often) and I think that’s how I came across your journal, possibly via .

2) Brussels sprouts – love ’em or hate ’em? And would you force your kids to eat just one bite? Two very different questions for the price of one, but important ones. The easy one first: I like cooking and eating Brussels sprouts, though not to the extent that I go out of my way to find them. The other one: We haven’t really mastered the art of forcing our children to eat anything they don’t want to. It is simply impossible to negotiate at all with the girls, and F has determined views about his food (no meat except sausages, no funny-looking vegetables including sprouts).

3) What is on your tshirt in that user icon? Answered here.

4) Have you ever (wanted to) skydive? No, not really. I remember John Noakes doing it on Blue Peter in 1973; I followed the Stephen Hilder case with morbid intrerest; but the activity doesn’t appeal to me at all.

5) Are books a necessity or a luxury? (and what do you think my answer is?) I think my answer is the same as yours – that they are a total necessity – considering I noticed you also on Library Thing recently! (Incidentally, you and I are the only users to have logges Harry Turtledove’s Colonisation: Down to Earth – I thought it was a woeful effort; what did you think?)

As before, comment if you want questions.

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